For the sake of my brother debut, I decided to become a Uranus superstar

Probably when a person is driven to a desperate situation, the potential that bursts out is really infinite.

Ten minutes ago, Luo Heze, who was not able to ride a bicycle at all and was stuck on the seat and dared not move his feet off the ground, turned his grief and anger into strength after receiving a call from Zhu Xuanzhen saying that everyone had arrived at the place and started to put on makeup. Crying with despair on his face, he took out the momentum as if he was about to kick the bicycle apart.The wheel, which was spinning so fast that it almost wiped out Mars, almost rushed out of the road and flew straight into outer space to stand side by side with the sun.

——Then this crooked snake-skin route almost turned over into the ditch next to it with people and cars.

If it weren't for Lin Suyu's quick eyesight and hands to grab the back seat of his car, this young master of the Cancan family would have enjoyed the unforgettable experience of being washed in mud for the first time in his life.

Even Lin Suyu, who proposed this plan, felt as if he was bullying a child when he saw Luo Heze's dejected face as if his soul was out of his body.

Unexpectedly, after this episode, Luo Heze could really ride a bicycle. Not only did he ride fast, but he also rode wildly, rampaging like a crab on the main road, and shouted "My fans and friends, are you here?" "Where", "Those who love me, please raise your hands" and so on, shouting hysterically, as if they were really performing on the stage.

A good baby, just like this is driving her crazy...

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"You bright people haven't arrived yet?"

Facing the director's speechless expression, Zhu Xuanzhen could only put his palms together in front of his chest and kept bowing and apologizing: "I called just now, and He Ze said that he got in the car and should be there within half an hour..."

"On the first day of recording the program, I didn't get in the car. I really thought it was my own home. I could leave the house whenever I wanted. If you can be as active as the Cypriots in recording the program, my workload can be reduced by half. .”

Gao Shenglong wouldn't say such things in front of Luo Heze. No matter how dissatisfied he was with Cui Can, he wouldn't be so stupid as to offend Luo Bingxi's younger brother. Who knows if that vengeful woman would turn her head away? Just buy him a scandal, let him also taste the taste of being the number one in the hot search.But facing Zhu Xuanzhen, there is no need to have such worries.At least this young man who only smiles gently in front of people, even to the point of humility, will only bear this kind of harmless ridicule without saying a word.

Zhu Xuanzhen's expression remained the same, and he bent down deeply again: "It's my negligence as the eldest brother, I'm very sorry, I will reflect on myself when I go back, and this kind of problem will never happen again next time. Please don't blame He Ze , he recorded a program for the first time, and there are some things that he still doesn't understand..."

"Okay, don't say such things, who can't say beautiful words..." Gao Shenglong waved his hands irritably, "The next batch in order should be your brilliant appearance. Now that everyone is not here, we can only continue Delay, let the people behind make it up. When there is no one to make up, everyone has to wait for you to be alone, just sit and wait! Well, this is great, all the program plans have been disrupted... ..."

Zhu Xuanzhen, who has participated in other talent shows before, naturally knows that when such recording accidents happen, the whole audience will not sit and wait for one person. In a situation like Luo Heze, it is likely that the program flow continues to go down. , After recording his footage afterwards, it is absolutely impossible for a group of people to sit and wait for him alone, even Luo Bingxi's younger brother is unlikely to enjoy such treatment.But Zhu Xuanzhen could also see that the director in front of him was just making use of the topic to vent his dissatisfaction. It seemed that the resentment in his words was not only because of Luo Heze's recording accident, but was more aimed at the resplendent.

Zhu Xuanzhen, who had already developed his coping ability, didn't refute a word at this time, and he just responded gently to what Gao Shenglong said. "My fault", "I will educate my younger brother", "You are right" - this kind of Zhu's three combos, no matter how big Gao Shenglong's opinions are on Cui Can, he will be choked enough.

Seeing the figure of the elder brother coming out, the younger brothers who were squatting outside surrounded him nervously: "Brother, are you all right? He didn't make things difficult for you, did he?"

Zhu Xuanzhen wanted to rub the hair of his younger brothers to see how they were all styled, and their hair looked soft and shiny under the light, but he didn't reach out: "It's okay, don't worry about me. Did He Ze tell where he is?" gone?"

Ming Qiu replied: "Just now he posted the location in the group, I think it's only ten kilometers away from here...should be there soon."

"That's good..." Zhu Xuanzhen breathed a sigh of relief, "How many people are still in the background?"

"Half? This self-rating process won't take much time, why don't we tell them to go slower?"

Inexplicably, his younger brother's serious "walk slowly" hit the point of laughter, Zhu Xuanzhen shook his head, apologized for a long time, and his depressed mood suddenly improved a lot: "It's not necessary, our camera is probably going to be re-recorded afterwards, He Ze has to put on makeup first..."

But it wasn't until he met that he realized that the situation was much worse than he had imagined.

More than just makeup...

My younger brother is like the rhythm that the whole person has to be dragged back to the furnace to be rebuilt!

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Facts have proved that the handsome boy squeezed the air in his chest with a blushing neck, screamed hoarsely and exerted his strength, and pedaled the bicycle up the slope at a slow speed like a turtle crawling. Sometimes, it doesn't look too good.

After finally crossing the bridge, Luo Heze's face turned pale, and he felt that his hands and feet were no longer his own.Who knew that when he looked back, he saw Lin Suyu was leisurely pushing the cart up, until he pushed the cart to the highest point in the middle of the bridge, he stepped on the cart and slid down the slope with ease—the whole He didn't even pedal the wheel during the process.

The stark contrast between the two sides made Luo Heze very angry, but thinking about Lin Suyu's whole set of movements of S-shaped drifting on the road, he would definitely not be able to do it for a cyclist like him. You can only stop the car first, then push the car, stop again, and then sit on it tremblingly... The scene is probably as delicate as a short-legged corgi trying to climb up a high stool.

Why don't you just step on it yourself...

"In the past, not to mention being at home, in Bright, at least a nanny car was standard for going out, and my two legs were only used when shopping. Since this show, the assistant has not Letting go, not letting the car stop, buying an electric kettle has to go over mountains and ridges, well, that’s fine. Now, now, I am here, riding a leaky bicycle, across a wide area Tian, ​​crossed another winding river!" At this point, Luo Heze felt sad from his heart, his voice turned into tears, "Dad, Mom, my son is sorry for you... Life is getting harder and harder, and my son is not only You look like a human being, and now it’s almost time to put a basin in the back to sharpen scissors..."

Lin Suyu comforted: "Think about it better, there is no bicycle that does not leak air, unless you add a windshield to the front, isn't it?"

Luo Heze: "..."

Makes sense.

It makes sense, but it makes people even more sad! !

Just as Luo Heze was riding his bike absently like a ghost, praying for the bad journey to pass quickly, suddenly there was a loud "beep" horn sound from behind, which made him tremble, and subconsciously stepped aside to give up his seat .

A large truck slowly approached from behind them, and then passed them——

Lin Suyu suddenly regained his senses, his spirits lifted, and he even pedaled his bicycle more than twice as fast.While struggling to keep himself from being left behind too much by the truck, he waved his hands and shouted: "Uncle-Uncle!! Please stop the car, please!!"

Luo Heze, who was thrown to the back all of a sudden, opened his mouth, and the whole person entered a state of confusion. After a while, he realized what Lin Suyu was trying to do, and immediately shouted like a chicken blood: "Uncle, Jianghu Help—! Help, help!!"

Fearing that he was frightened by the two crazy children, the truck driver actually stopped the car slowly, and when he opened the door, a big man with a beard and an old man's sweater poked his head out: "What's the matter, what's the matter?" ah?"

I don't know what Lin Suyu said, but when Luo Heze arrived, he heard the driver saying, "No, I don't have any space in this car. If you two don't mind, there is still room behind me. Move it for you two." , you two take the cargo compartment? I'll put you two down when you get to the city center, and you can go take a taxi."

Luo Heze's eyes almost popped out, and just as he was about to say "no", Lin Suyu covered his mouth, smiled and said to the driver, "Thank you uncle, that's it, I'll trouble you."

Do not! !

I disagree! !

Luo Heze couldn't stop whimpering, and seeing the uncle get out of the car and enthusiastically open the door of the cargo compartment, tears of despair finally came out of his eyes.

This uncle is pulling a cart full of fat and round pigs——! !

"I thought my life was bad enough, but I didn't expect it at all. I thought the curve had already fallen to the bottom and couldn't go any further. Life told me that it could be worse..." Luo Heze cried The tears were blown by the wind, and the makeup on his face was washed away. Even though the image was almost wiped out, he still hugged the fence and splashed in a thick nasal voice, "Why should I bear it?" This kind of grievance! I have never suffered this kind of grievance in my life..."

Luo Heze is usually a low-key and shy person. Before today, he probably never thought that one day he would be able to cry like Min Fengqi, and he has learned the essence so well that he is just sitting down like Min Fengqi. She slapped on the ground and rolled like a "God is not fair" Dou E.

The sow who was doing nothing in the side cage and digging straw turned her head and arched her rough nose covered in mud towards him. Luo Heze took a step back in fright, and exploded like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. With hair all over his body, he said with horror on his face: "Don't come here, don't come here! Come here, I, I, I, I, I will eat you! Braised in soy sauce, steamed, deep-fried, I will give you everything again!"

The sow squinted her eyes, snorted disdainfully at his tough-looking, strong-willed appearance, and lay down quietly, ignoring the poor cub who was so frightened that he nearly rolled out of the car.

After confronting the sow all the way, as soon as they entered the urban area, the driver pulled over and opened the door of the cargo compartment, Luo Heze rushed down rolling and scrambling, with the aura of a wild bull that seemed to want to rush straight away. He buried himself in the ditch.Lin Suyu grabbed him, and it was only when Luo Heze came to his senses that the two of them bowed to thank the uncle driver, which made the uncle laugh openly and kept saying you were impolite.

Once you enter the urban area, it is much more convenient to take a taxi. When you get off the bus, an empty car will drive over.

The taxi driver was a young guy. The moment Luo Heze opened the car door, he frowned subconsciously, showing the sense of confusion that normal people should have when encountering biological and chemical weapons: "No, little brother, you Is the septic tank blown up there or did you stew shit for breakfast, what's the matter with this smell..."

After staying with the pig for at least half an hour, Luo Heze, whose nose was completely out of function and couldn't smell the strong smell of pig smell on his body, was pushed behind by Lin Suyu in a daze, and sat in the car obediently.It wasn't until the car drove ten meters away that he realized what the driver brother said.

Seeing the driver brother resisting the urge to pinch his nose, and driving the car very respectfully, a strong sense of collapse rushed to his head, and his face turned red all of a sudden. , and then turn blue.

Don't stop him, he wants to die now!

Why did he have to endure such grievances in his life! !Why! !

Ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !