The strongest cannon fodder

Bai Ze's voice almost scared the other students to pee their pants. They quickly pulled Bai Ze away for serious criticism and education, then held down Bai Ze's head, and collectively bowed their heads to Chu Youchen to admit their mistakes.

Therefore, dicks are naturally not comparable.

In fact, Bai Ze was only joking, but everyone took it seriously.

Compared with a bunch of silly roe deer, his second child is big and thick, and he must scare these children to tears.

After dinner, Chu Youchen invited them to sing ktv. Although everyone was very enthusiastic, but they were thinking about preparing for the exam, so they reluctantly refused.

Bai Ze really wanted to go, but he was the only one who looked at Chu Youchen face to face, it was really awkward, after thinking about it, it's better to go back to the dormitory and play games.

Before leaving, Chu Youchen told Bai Ze: "Remember to close the doors and windows before going to bed."

"Don't worry." Bai Ze is still not quite used to Chu Youchen's man-warming skills. Even friends are classified into seniors and inferiors. No matter how gentle and friendly Chu Youchen is, he is still several years older than him. With his status there, he really couldn't communicate with him like a classmate.

"Is there any progress in the case of the female dormitory?" Bai Ze has always been very concerned about this question.

"Yes, but it's a little troublesome. The murderer's method of killing seems to be..."

"how?"

"It seems to be related to a certain previous case." Chu Youchen frowned, "I can't say more, anyway, you must pay attention to safety recently, if you don't live comfortably at school, you can come to live with me. "

"To live at your house?"

"Well, it's safer to live in my house."

Bai Ze chuckled, "Professor Chu, are you so kind to all your friends?"

Chu Youchen blinked, "It's not..."

"Then what's special about me? Why do I always feel that you treat me very well."

"It's okay to talk." Chu Youchen looked directly into Bai Ze's eyes and said very sincerely: "I am not very good at communicating with others. Many people think that I have a sense of distance and are not easy to approach, so I have few friends. , There are really few people who can talk to me naturally and without barriers."

As Chu Youchen said, the other party did have a cold and flat face. If Chu Youchen hadn't taken the initiative to show his favor to him, he would never have had any interaction with him.

Some highly intelligent human beings are brilliant academically, but poor in interpersonal relationships, comparable to imbecile.Suddenly meeting a friend with whom I can chat, I will immediately regard the other person as a confidant, and dig out my heart and lungs regardless of the return.

But is Chu Youchen such a cute and high IQ group?No!

He's shrewd.

Bai Ze nodded clearly, "Since we are friends, then tell me a little about the case."

"This, really can't."

"mean."

"..." Chu Youchen pursed his lips, "If you like to hear the details of the case, I can tell you about the previous cases when I find time."

"No, I just want to know who killed those four girls, and the other party's motive for killing."

"Even I don't know these things now. Even if I know, I can't tell you..." Bai Ze suddenly got angry, and Chu Youchen couldn't stand it for a while, hesitating: "Why don't we wait until the case progresses?" , I will notify you as soon as possible, okay?"

Bai Ze reluctantly said, "Okay, you have to keep your word."

"must!"

"Can I go?" Chu Youchen asked.

"Okay, you go slowly."

"I won't come to school tomorrow."

"so?"

"What if you want to find me? Don't you have my mobile phone number?"

"It's okay, Cui Ming has it."

"But I don't have either of you. You can leave a phone number. If there is any progress in the case, I will let you know."

As he said that, Chu Youchen took out a signature pen and handed it to Bai Ze, "Just write it in my hand."

Bai Ze raised his eyebrows, "Didn't you call me a lot before? I wonder how you know my number..."

"Really... Oh, I almost forgot, haha."

"Are you overwhelmed?"

"Maybe, maybe." Chu Youchen quickly took back the pen, "Then goodbye."

"Goodbye."

Bai Ze looked at Chu Youchen's back indifferently, feeling that Chu Youchen was sometimes shrewd and capable, and sometimes he was very straightforward.

The behavior of the other party showed that he was not a normal man.Although he concealed it well, he could still see the problem from some details.

He suspected that Chu Youchen started when he saw the girl named Yichen.

Cui Ming is an idiot, he is not an idiot.He also loves beautiful women, but he will not be so confused by beautiful women that he loses his ability to judge.The girl was tall and attractive, with good genes.

Looking at her alone, he might not see much.But when she stood side by side with Chu Youchen and compared them, she would find that their facial features were very similar, even some small expressions were similar.At first, he actually didn't think too much about it, thinking that the two were just husband and wife.But then he violated Chu Youchen on the bed, Chu Youchen didn't have any overreaction, he kept thinking in his heart.

If it was him who was almost inserted in the ass, he would definitely have to scold the other party even if he broke up with him.This is not a question of good temper, how can a straight man tolerate other men being indifferent to him being touched, gnawed and pushed?

Therefore, his behavior is too abnormal!In addition, Chu Youchen was too careful and thoughtful towards him, which was very similar to the way men chase women, which made him suspicious.

But this is all speculation, and he can't be sure.

The reason for his abnormal game stems from this.

Cui Ming, who was chatting with his classmates at the side, called out: "Professor Chu is gone, why are you in a daze? Are you going back?"

"Let's go." Walking beside Cui Ming, Bai Ze suddenly wanted to know other people's views on this kind of thing: "Hey, I have a question for you."

"what is the problem?"

"If, I mean, if there is a gay man who takes a fancy to you and pursues you cautiously, but doesn't tell you directly, what will you do?"

"Damn! Let him go away!"

"They don't have any extreme behavior. Will you hurt people too much?"

"It's hurtful! Different ways don't conspire with each other. I'm not gay. I can't like him. It's hurtful to hang on to him all the time."

"But what if you just suspect that he's gay, and you're not sure whether he's straight or gay?"

"Then let's test it."

"How to test?"

Cui Ming thought for a while, "Get him drunk, seduce him, and see if he will lose control. Or play pornography while taking a shower with him, and masturbate in front of him by the way, to see if he will be hard?"

"Fuck... Where did you learn this from? I can't do it."

"Huh? Are you the one being targeted by homosexuals?"

"Uh...it's not me, it's someone else."

"Don't pretend! You've slipped your tongue." Cui Ming hooked Bai Ze's shoulder with a gossipy face, pulled him aside, separated from his teammates, and asked mysteriously, "Which little gay are you pestering?" On? Tell brother quickly, brother will help you deal with him severely."

With a big mouth, Bai Ze had no choice but to recruit, "Actually, I'm not sure if he's gay, but I always think it's weird. You're nice to me too, but that's obviously buddy friendship, right?"

"That's right! It's necessary, I can't be straighter anymore."

"But what about him, you can help me analyze it to see whether it's me who is paranoid, or he really has a problem."

"Speak quickly, I'm listening."

"Every look he looks at me is perverted, and he is very gentle when he hugs me, like hugging a fragile girl. He will take the initiative to open the door for me when I get in and out of the car, and he will do it when I play football in the stadium." Watching from the sidelines, buying water and towels. I sprained my ankle, and he carried me to the hospital. I haven’t even seen it a few times. After eating a meal, he gave me a sports car worth more than 200 million yuan. Again, please After eating, he kept calling me again. I refused to answer his phone and ran to the dormitory to question him. Just before, I copied a phone call to a girl and he refused to let him. Do you think his behavior is normal? "

The more Cui Ming listened, the more he felt something was wrong, and finally he stared at Bai Ze with a disconsolate expression, "You can't be talking about..."

Bai Ze nodded, "That's him."

"C'mon! I'll just say he's that one! You also said that homosexuality can't escape your eyes, how about it? You're an idiot?"

"I didn't say he must be, I just doubted it."

"Isn't that right? You silly dia, he must be gay and didn't run away!" Cui Ming bit his finger with a horrified expression, "I said my sister is beautiful and rich and good to him, why have you been chasing her for more than ten years?" I can't even catch up, so he's a gay!"

"Tsk... It's really abnormal, but don't we have to tell the evidence? What if it's not?"

"Right, didn't he have a beautiful ex-girlfriend? Maybe he knew he was gay, or bisexual? Fuck, so dirty."

"The ex-girlfriend is so gross. That woman is obviously his sister. Didn't she say her name is Yichen? Maybe it's not Yi whose surname is Yi, but the surname is omitted, and her name is actually Chu Yichen or something? Chu Yi Chen, Chu Youchen, must be a family."

"Ah! When you said that, I suddenly remembered that the girl called brother when she opened the door, didn't she? I forgot what interrupted it and ignored it."

"It seems to be called brother."

Cui Ming slapped his hands, "Look! I'm simply a contemporary Sherlock Holmes!"

"In hindsight, if it wasn't me, can you remember?"

"I asked you if he was gay! Obviously I'm smarter than you."

"All right, you're smart. You're smart, but you can help me think of an idea to make him stop thinking about it."

"Broken? Don't you really want to be with him? Professor Chu is handsome, rich and has a background, much better than Liang Feng in the infirmary."

"Believe it or not, I'll beat you up?"

Cui Ming quickly jumped away, and said with a cheap smile: "I'm just kidding you, why do you take it seriously? Then what do you want to do?"

"Let's make sure he's gay first."

"How is it? What is it not?"

Bai Ze had long thought of a grand plan to protect the chrysanthemums.He plans to use the winnings to buy a set of medical silicone, made in the shape of a testicle. In the future, if anyone dares to covet his chrysanthemum, he must stun him, perform a minimally invasive orchiectomy, and then insert the prosthetic testicle into the chrysanthemum. to suture.The other party will not feel pain until more than ten hours after waking up. When stroking the testicles, they may think it is a scratch or bruise. Basically, they will take painkillers or apply some external ointment to solve it.It doesn't matter even if you go to the hospital for an examination, he will do a watertight job, so that the hospital can't find out!

So far, the other party has not only lost her fertility, she will no longer be able to stand up when she sees a woman.The beard will fall off, the Adam's apple will degenerate, and the speech will become more and more pussy, just like Su Shou.

Nice idea, but hard to implement.

Especially since Chu Youchen was the one who missed his butt, he couldn't do anything cruel.

Chu Youchen was very kind to him, the really kind kind, no matter whether the motive was pure or not, at least it wouldn't make him feel disgusted, and he didn't really do anything excessive to him.

Therefore, this trick is not applicable to Chu Youchen.

But no matter what method is used to make Chu Youchen give up his evil thoughts, the premise must be that Chu Youchen's identity is gay.

"I haven't thought about it, let's make sure he is gay first!"

"Okay, let me think twice." Cui Ming rolled his eyes, and after a while, he snapped his fingers, "Yes! But wait."

"How long?"

"After the exam, we can concentrate on verifying after the exam, and there is also an excuse to ask him out for a drink."

"What excuse?"

"It's my birthday, I treat guests to sing K, ask him out, and then..." Cui Ming lay beside Bai Ze's ear and explained the plan in detail.

After hearing this, Bai Ze glanced sideways at Cui Ming, and it turned out that good things never happen, and bad things always have his dog-leg role.This trick is really bad...

Bai Ze was a bit embarrassed, "Is it really good to play like this? Don't you admire him very much? You have to change departments. He will be your mentor in the future."

"I admire him very much, but it doesn't prevent me from playing games with him." Cui Ming said happily: "I also want to help my eldest sister confirm whether he is gay. And when the time comes, I will just pretend to be drunk. It has nothing to do with me, he won't blame me."

Bai Ze frowned, "But, I'm not good at seducing men..."

"Probably...it's about the same as seducing a woman. Why are you so anxious, there is still more than a month left, just practice slowly."

Practice your sister!

Practice seducing men?Pooh!Cui Ming is an idiot.In case Chu Youchen is not gay, not only will he slap his face, but his reputation will also be ruined.He won't do it!

Bai Ze rubbed his chin, forget it, asking for others is better than asking for yourself, Cui Ming is too unreliable.The most important thing for him now is to get the scholarship. With the bonus, everything will be much easier.Chu Youchen put it aside in advance, let's talk about it after the exam.