Entertainment circle: legal soul wear

Just to test the waters and let my true colors show up, it shouldn't make things difficult for you. "Zhou Sibo said, "And haven't you played tricks for two days before?" "

"You dragged me there too, and I only have two pictures in total, one is being knocked out with a sap, and the other is being stabbed to death with a knife, there is no technical content! Besides, that was a few years ago! "Zhou Sihuai became annoyed when he mentioned this, "The most important thing is that I still haven't received the salary from that time!"

Zhou Sibo also had a good memory: "Actually, I took it, and your character died. The director also gave me a 50 yuan red envelope, and then I used your wages to buy drinks for everyone in the crew."

Zhou Sihuai: "...So, what are you going to buy with my wages this time?"

"Don't worry, you don't even have a salary this time, because all my salary is controlled by the manager girl in the company."

"..."

Zhou Sibo spent a few minutes training his younger brother on who to know and who not to know when he was on the set, who to get close to and who not to know, when to say something, in short, he used very short Time has made his younger brother into another self.

Of course, the less people know about the supernatural events that happened to me, the better.When he was a child, he was alienated by everyone because he could see things that others couldn't see. People who knew him called him a little lunatic. After finally surviving until he grew up and worked, he didn't want to get that nickname back!

Therefore, before turning back into himself, he can only be Zhou Sibo first.

Afterwards, Zhou Sihuai called Lin Qi again and asked him to take two days off on the grounds that Mr. Zhou witnessed other people jumping off the building and suffered a severe physical and mental blow.

Lin Qi felt a little weird. The call was indeed Zhou Sihuai's mobile phone number, but the voice on the phone sounded like Zhou Sibai's. Could it be that he was not dreaming about the series of experiences last night: "Xiao Huai, I said you Is there really no problem?"

"Yes, there is a big problem. I'm so nervous now, but I don't dare to run away, because if we run away, both of us brothers will die." Zhou Sihuai's complaint is actually the resolute personality of the manager's girl. If you disobey her meaning , the dead one is ugly.

These words have another meaning in Lin Qi's ears: "You are not really kidnapped, are you?" But if you are kidnapped, don't call the police as soon as possible, but wait for Nianhua to come to ask for leave. What does it mean?

"...You should rest assured." Zhou Sihuai hung up the phone, leaned against the mirror in the bathroom and exhaled, "I hope."

It took more than half an hour for this matter, and the manager's sister was guarding the door. During the period, in order to prevent him from escaping, he asked him every two minutes. This time he finally became impatient: "Did you fall into the toilet? Is there a flush toilet? If you are going to get married, don’t forget to treat me to a wedding candy!"

"Look at what you said, how can my taste be so strange." Zhou Sihuai, who had temporarily arranged for the next period of his life, finally came out of the toilet, "Okay, let's go."

The manager's sister gave him a sideways look, but said nothing.

Zhou Sihuai felt really tired, who let him have an unreliable brother.

04 All karmic creditors are here!

The manager's sister had three artists under her command, but none of them were easy-going. After sending Zhou Sihuai to the set safely, she left.

Hu Suisan is Zhou Sibai's childhood sweetheart, and Zhou Sihuai is of course quite familiar with her, but he feels oppressed when he sees this 1.9-meter-tall and Lolita-style person.

Seeing Zhou Sibai, Hu Suisan was still very close, but she didn't know that the inside of her body had changed: "You came at the right time, Guan Yue gave you the wrong script, but it's okay, you are familiar with it now and come here urgently." , I didn’t shoot many things today.”

Zhou Sibai's two-day special training was completely based on the correctness of the script. When Zhou Sihuai heard this, he became even more flustered, but he did not forget the business: "Can I ask, what is the name of this play?"

"Happy little bastard." Director Hu replied, "This is a costume drama adapted from myths and legends. It tells the story of Xia Qingtian, a modern person who strays into Fengshen Mountain by mistake, returns to the ancient mythology era, and meets the people who guard the East China Continent. Ming Xiao, the snake-bodied spirit beast, embarked on a thrilling ancient adventure with him!"

"..." Zhou Sihuai asked, "I'm not going to play that bastard right?"

"Didn't you know that the second guy is the protagonist, and you are playing the male number two. The key is to die early, and most of them appear in the memory of the protagonist." Director Hu said, "The character you played is called Jiu. Que, you are a member of the Wuchen tribe who lives under the protection of the Goddess Shetu, and according to the setting, you are the lover of Zhulu Xianjun, who is in charge of summer."

Zhou Sihuai interrupted: "Didn't you say that Immortal Zhu Lu is a man?"

Director Hu said: "That's right, if he were a woman, he would be called Fairy Zhulu, okay?"

Zhou Sihuai asked: "So...why are you lovers?"

Director Hu shrugged: "There is no record of whether Zhu Luxianjun's lover is a man or a woman, not even a name, so we have to play freely."

Zhou Sihuai asked again: "Is Xia Qingtian male or female?"

"male."

"What about Mingxiao?"

"male."

Zhou Sihuai: "...So, can this drama really pass the review?" The spoofed drama title + human beast + male male + myth... what the hell is this!

Director Hu said: "Passing the trial depends on luck."

Zhou Sihuai imitated his elder brother's tone: "But I have never filmed a scene that needs luck to pass the trial."

Director Hu smiled: "But I always rely on luck to make movies."

Zhou Sihuai: "..." This person... No, is this team really okay? !

"The grievances in your heart are already written on your face." Director Hu pinched his hands on his waist, with a look of disdain, "Don't underestimate our crew, just talk about our screenwriter Xiao Xia, who has been from her wife's grandpa's generation. screenwriter!"

Screenwriter Xiao Xia... Xia Xiaobian... Made it up? !

Make up director Hu, it's really good.

Director Hu continued: "There is also our cameraman Xiao Niu, who went abroad to study in elementary school, although he was allowed to open the school in junior high school. There is also our drama manager Li, a serious graduate of a prestigious university!"

... This is still not reliable, okay!

"When it comes to actors, our lineup is even stronger. The male protagonist Xia Qingtian is played by the most famous actor Wei Hongyu, the spirit beast Mingxiao is played by Ma Fuqi, an old movie star, and the second female lead, Yuanque, is very popular. Yuan Yuan is on fire, and the heroine, Huang Nu, is the popular variety show girl Zheng Qianqian!" Director Hu was talking when he saw a person walking over from the other half of the set, "It's true that everyone has a feeling. , Xiaohuai, let me introduce you, this is the little fresh meat Wei Hongyu that I worked so hard to invite here!"

Standing in front of the crowd was a young man who was not as tall as Hu Dao and Zhou Sibo, but had already overwhelmed Zhou Sihuai by half. For him, Hu Dao could only find out that "the eyes, nose, and mouth are quite good-looking." Adjectives, but Zhou Sihuai, who has been a master of literature since childhood, can think of various praise words in classical Chinese.

"Hello." The boy named Wei Hongyu seemed uninspired, "My name is Wei Hongyu."

"Look, let's see, people here say that the hero and heroine look exactly the same." Director Hu was afraid of being slapped, "These eyes, this nose, and this mouth look like they were carved out of the same mold! "

Zhou Sihuai: "...Isn't that Zheng Qianqian only five years old?" By the way, it's possible that this age difference is an illegitimate child. Fortunately, she doesn't look like her brother... Wait a minute, a five-year-old heroine?

Director Hu explained: "The Phoenix girl in the myths and legends was originally a child. Zheng Qianqian's age is very suitable. Anyway, as a female character in this movie, she just needs to stand there and put on a posses."

Zhou Sihuai: "..."

After greeting everyone, Wei Hongyu originally wanted to retreat quickly, but suddenly noticed Zhou Sihuai's existence: "Ah, I recognize you."

"You know me?" Zhou Sihuai clearly remembered that his brother said that he didn't know anyone in this crew except making up nonsense.

"Oh, I got it wrong, it's just that they look alike, and their names are also alike." Wei Hongyu said, "I remember that person's name is Zhou Sihuai."

Before Zhou Sihuai could speak, Director Hu rushed forward: "That's right, that's right, that's Si Bai's younger brother!"

Zhou Sihuai also remembered, probably when his elder brother first debuted at home, he was pulled by Zhou Sibo to play a part in the crew, maybe he had seen this person at that time.

"Your brother and I acted together." Wei Hongyu looked at Zhou Sihuai seriously, "Think about it carefully, he was the one who was stabbed to death by me a few years ago."

Hey, can this person chat?

Zhou Sihuai smiled bitterly: "Is your memory so good?"

Wei Hongyu nodded: "Well, I still often watch the movies I acted in before to find faults. The most common thing I watch is the scene where I kill him with a knife bag. I just remember his appearance after watching it."

Zhou Sihuai: "..." Have all his karmic creditors gathered in the co-authoring crew? !

Ah, this is fate!

The filming has not officially started today, all departments are busy with their own work, and the actors are also familiarizing themselves with the plot and their comrades-in-arms.

"Happy Little Erhuo" tells the story of what happened after Xia Qingtian suddenly came to the age of mythology. When it comes to mythology, one has to talk about the most famous mythology place, Fengshen Mountain.

In the beginning, it was not called Fengshen Mountain, but Shetu