[Full-time] Notes on raising Ye Sha

【299】

"Why are you so fussy?" Released the mouse, Ye Xiu frowned and rubbed her blushing face, "Don't even think about how much joy I have brought to this family?"

"I think you are the happiest, so hurry up and remove the equipment," I answered, "When Huang Shaotian came to demolish the house and make trouble, weren't you also watching the fun secretly?"

This guy Ye Xiu sometimes gives me the illusion that he is quite responsible, but when I think about it carefully, most of the time this guy just looks like he doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement.

"Cut~ I was seen through." Ye disarmed the equipment indifferently, took out a cigarette, lit it, and held it in his mouth, lazily began to swallow clouds, and the aura all over his body disappeared in the blink of an eye, and he turned back into a cigarette. A dead house with no threat.

【300】

"No more fights?" Zhou Zekai asked, tilting his head.

"No more fights, come and drink tea." Ye Shu greeted with a cigarette in his mouth, and walked aside to take out a small table from the toolbox.

"Hmm..." Zhou Zekai looked a little disappointed, but he quickly disarmed his equipment and walked over to help Ye Xiu move the stool.

"Don't lie down on the trash." Ye Xiu put the table down and saw Fang Rui who was still lying beside him. "There's a guest here."

"It's just in time for someone to come, let others see how you inhumane abuse your teammates." Fang Rui stopped pretending to be dead, and got up from the ground with a grievance on his face.

"Look at what you're saying so seriously." Ye Xiu glanced at Fang Rui's butt, "Shall I get you a piece of ice to reduce the swelling?"

"Get out!" Fang Rui almost turned the table.

【301】

"Mr. Fang Rui, can't you make some instant noodles? There are also eggs, pickled vegetables and sausages." Ye Shu looked at Fang Rui who had just finished his work. "I'm really tired of eating cakes, and my teeth will decay."

"Go, go, you think I run a supermarket? If you don't want me, I'll save it." Fang Rui brought the plate of cake that was originally given to Ye Xiu to Zhou Zekai.

Zhou Zekai took the plate blankly, staring at a strawberry on the cake.

Ye Xiu lay down on the table in a lack of interest, and soon used the soft keyboard to flip up the "Elementary Mea" website.

"Can you still eat takeaway?" I picked up the book and saw it, so I asked.

"It's called Wangmei quench thirst." Ye shy replied.

【302】

"Ye Xiu, do you feel hungry?" I suddenly felt a little curious, although I hadn't seen Ye Xiu eat before Fang Rui came here.

"No," Ye Xiu said, "it's just a habit, just like smoking addiction."

I suddenly looked at its small back in a daze, as if they were really living people.

But in fact they are just a bunch of codes that record the information of the original owner.

【303】

I wanted to reach out and poke Ye Xiu's back, but after thinking about it, I had to put it in my phone or tablet to do it.

If there is an interface that can connect reality and dreams, can illusory dreams become reality through this interface? ——But I have never been the protagonist, and I do not have and cannot have such abilities.

Or maybe it's really just a wild dream.

Ye shame is, all kinds of noisy little things are also...

As soon as I moved my hand, I rubbed something like a soft dumpling, accompanied by an "ouch".

I don’t know when I fell asleep on the table, and I yawned, only to find an extra thing on the table.

【304】

what--

What? ? ?

what happened?

Only Fang Rui and Zhou Zekai were left on the screen. On the table was Ye Shu, who was sitting there just after being rubbed over by me. The soft texture was like eating glutinous rice balls.

Ye, who was rolling on the table, stood up and patted the dust on his buttocks, and then greeted me casually: "Good evening."

【305】

"I'm dreaming?" I pinched his same soft face.

"It hurts a bit!" Ye Xiu yelled hastily.

"It's not a dream." I let go, and weighed the situation while looking at the dry glutinous rice balls, "Are you running out of the computer now to realize a conspiracy to conquer the world?"

"Conquering the Glory professional circle can still be considered." Ye shamelessly answered.

I almost sprayed.

How funny would it be to imagine such a small player sitting there playing a game?

"I don't have such a small mouse and keyboard for you to use." I pulled the mouse to his side, and the height of the mouse reached his waist.

"Hmm..." Ye Xiu held his chin and looked at it seriously, "This is a problem."

【306】

"Your adaptability has reached 100%." ​​I asked suddenly.

I swipe my finger casually beside him, but I can't click any attribute panel.

"Yes." Ye Xiu raised his head and answered neatly.

As a result, he adapted to the real world, but did not replace Ye Xiu in reality, but became an independent existence.

He's completely out of my control.

However, he shouldn't have been under my control.

"Where do you want to go next?" I asked, no longer joking.

【307】

"I want to see Ye Xiu." He said.

【308】

The next day, I bought the box and started packing for delivery.

"What are you doing!!" Ye Xiu yelled while struggling to get out of the cardboard box.

"Send you there." I said while tying a bow on him, thinking whether to put some dry food and water in it, "I don't know Ye Xiu's address, but Xingxin's address is still known, let Xingxin It should be possible to hand over to him."

"Are you still human? You!" Ye continued to yell shamelessly.

"Biologically yes," I said, continuing to pack.

【309】

"Come on, I'll ask him out." Ye Xiu was tied up in a bow tie and sat in the box. When he saw me on Shunfeng's official website, he finally said in despair, "Don't call me a courier."

【310】

"What did you say?" I looked back at the dry glutinous rice balls, thinking I had heard it wrong.

"I said I asked Ye Xiu out." Ye Xiu sighed and repeated it again.