[Full-time] Notes on raising Ye Sha

【1】

After turning on the computer, I saw a little guy with a small umbrella squatting on the sidebar in the lower right corner without any surprise.

That mocking face and dull eyes, as well as the smoke on the corner of his mouth and the rising smoke...

This product is not a table pet.

I cover my face.

【2】

I moved the mouse and clicked not far from the little guy. After a few cartoon special effects, a small cigarette case appeared.

The cigarette case fell on the side rail. This time, the little guy who was originally sitting in the lower right corner stood up and ran toward the cigarette case.

Seeing him pick up the cigarette case and squatting down contentedly, I used the mouse to throw him back to the lower right corner, and then opened the glory login interface...

I am a Glory player.

At the same time, it is also a scam.

【3】

You can’t blame me for being cheated or not, because I was born with a handicap, and I can’t operate like Yu Wenzhou and shout: “Now is the time to witness a miracle~”

Of course, maybe Yu Wenzhou is not as good as I imagined.

【4】

The saddest thing about cheating is that when others are cheated too much, you can no longer cheat others.

I was so sad that I couldn't form a team, and even my classmates disliked me.

So before, I let that guy...

Well, the guy who is still squatting and smoking in the lower right corner of the screen is helping me play.

【5】

That time, when I was running around with the character, I suddenly noticed that the guy was looking at my game screen.

I clicked on the text bubble and entered a few words: Do you know how to play?

He replied: Hehe.

By the way, that guy's name is Ye Sha.

I named it.

Although the original name was Ye Xiu, I always felt that there was something wrong with calling him that.

【6】

He said again: Give me the soft keyboard and arrows.

【7】

Then he took my character and went around the guilds like a dish.

My character became famous...

What's more, the surrounding hatred value has almost materialized.

Ye shame your sister.

【8】

So I created a character for him, called Yiye Zhixie, who is a battle mage.

Why not scattered people?

Because I don't have a Myriad Manifestation Umbrella.

【9】

Today, as usual, I boarded Yiye Zhixie again, opened the soft keyboard, and played for him.

I was so sad that the mouse arrow was about to be robbed, so I could only go to the side to play with my phone.

I don't know how Ye Xiu is going to make trouble in the [-]th district again.

【10】

Strangely, Ye Xiu was not as active as usual.

He was still squatting on the side, not showing much interest in the soft keyboard and mouse arrows.

what happened?

sick?

I clicked on Ye Sha with the mouse, but he didn't respond.

I suddenly understood——

This product, can't it be mustard?

【11】

It's not that I haven't thought about raising another one...

Actually, I first raised Huang Shaotian.

But since that experience, what kind of talk is cute nonsense, hehe, I don't believe it anymore.

Speaking of it, I seem to have not made one thing clear.

These aren't table pets, they're...

Uh, right, what are these?

【12】

On that day, a selection box popped up on my computer screen——

Do you want to understand the meaning of life?

You, do you want to really raise your aunt?

What's wrong with only one "YES" option?

And who is that "auntie"?

When it was useless to even unplug the power, I had no choice but to click "YES".

Then I saw a series of cute cartoon versions of Glory God.

【13】

I chose "Huang Shaotian" obsessively.

Then, I was sad.

【14】

Can you imagine a table pet that is running and jumping all the time, spitting word bubbles and increasing in value at a frightening speed?

Is this really not a virus?

When I stared blankly at countless Huang Shaotians squeezing my entire screen without gaps...

My computer exploded arrogantly.

Hehe, Huang Shaotian, your sister.

【15】

Sadly, I changed the computer, unexpectedly, I encountered the same problem again——

You, do you want to really raise your aunt?

【16】

Can I raise my uncle?

【17】

This time, I picked Ye Xiu.

Nothing else, just feel that he is easy to raise.

Every time a pack of cigarettes was thrown to him, he would obediently squat in a corner and smoke.

When you are upset, you can use the mouse to throw him around to vent, or draw a turtle on his face.

How good.

【18】

But Ye Xiu, no, Ye Sha is mustard now.

Need another one to keep him company?

【19】

So what's the point of getting another one now?

I flipped through the list boringly.

Su Mucheng?If I keep her, I can't help raising another Mo Fan, but three is really too much.

Huang Shaotian?jump over.

Zhou Zekai?So handsome, Ye Sha will feel inferior.

Han Wenqing?Do you watch them fight every day?

……

【20】

I think I must have convulsions to raise another Wei Chen.

No, it's called Wei Chen now.

Much the same style as Ye Sha's name.

Now every time I turn on the computer, I can see two little people squatting in the corner of the sidebar, puffing.

Smoking is harmful to health.

Should I educate them about it?