[Full-time] Your circle is really chaotic

Author of "[Full-time] Your circle is really chaotic": Redshift of distant galaxies

Old text revised.

CP stewing, giving birth, spoofing, Tianlei, be careful.

Accidentally, Ye Xiu fell into a world where homosexuals are king and heterosexuals are burned to death. Since then, he has been saddened.

Content tags: fantasy space travel through time and space

Search keywords: Protagonist: Ye Xiu; Han Wenqing┃Supporting role: ┃Others:

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There seems to be something wrong with this world.

It wasn't until Ye Xiu raised the trophy on the podium to confess his love that he finally realized this——

"I, Ye Xiu, want to take this opportunity to confess my love to someone today. I use this trophy to express my love. I hope she can marry me—"

There was a burst of boos and shouts from the audience.

……

"Ye Xiu, you still have the shame to propose like this?!"

"Hey, hey, guess who it is! Ye Xiu's flirting with so many people actually has a target?"

"God Ye, I can give birth to you!!!"

"Which bastard is calling? Shameless than Ye Xiu?!"

"Wait, didn't Ye Xiu accept it? Didn't he wake up when he said he wanted someone else to marry him?"

……

Ye Xiu ignored the commotion from the audience, then turned to another direction, looked at Chen Guo with the microphone in his hand, and said sincerely, "Miss Boss, marry me."

The audience, who were noisy just now, fell silent for an instant. Everyone stared at Ye Xiu who had just confessed his confession with wide eyes in horror, wondering if there was something wrong with their ears.

Even Chen Guo herself was so surprised that she couldn't speak at all, she could only stare blankly at Ye Xiu unable to respond.

Until Su Mucheng walked over and grabbed Chen Guo's shoulders, smiled and said to Ye Xiu, "I'm sorry, she's mine." Then there was a kiss that shocked the audience——

Then Su Mucheng took Chen Guo and ran away.

With a "bang", Ye Xiu slipped his hand and the trophy fell to the ground, completely stunned.

What followed was shouts that almost drowned out the audience——

"I, Goddess Su, actually!!! Oh my god, I'm dead!!!"

"Ye Xiu is actually a disgusting heterosexual?! Burn to death, burn to death, burn to death!!!"

"I love seeing Ye Xiu being cut off!!! Remember to open champagne to celebrate when you go back!"

"Hahahaha, my god, I'm about to laugh out my six-pack abs... Heterosexuality has no future! God Ye, don't be sad, go back and find a strong man to comfort you!"

……

Everyone from Xingxin also walked over to comfort Ye Xiu one by one.

Baozi patted Ye Xiu on the shoulder and said, "Boss, don't be too sad. By the way, you are heterosexual. Are you a Virgo?"

Just as Tang Rou wanted to take a picture, she recalled that Ye Xiu was heterosexual and withdrew her hand, saying, "Come on."

Luo Ji just wanted to take a picture, but after thinking about it, he shook hands instead: "Captain, I actually know a guy named Beast from the Department of Psychology, how about I introduce you..."

Mo Fan walked up to Ye Xiu and stood there for a while: "..." Then he left.

Wei Chen patted Ye Xiu on the shoulder so hard that he almost fell to the ground, and said, "I didn't expect you to be like this! I just said that every day we sleep together, why would a man treat a tough guy like me like that?" Interested!"

……

Ye Xiu numbly listened to the series of consolations that made people wonder how to react, his mind was completely empty.

Until he was grabbed by the shoulder by a broad and powerful hand, and when he looked back, Han Wenqing had already stood in front of him at some point.

--What?Did Lao Han also belong to Xingxin?Look at how confused I am now, let's go back and catch up on sleep...

Ye Xiu, who turned around and wanted to leave, was grabbed back by force in the next second. Han Wenqing just said "You are mine" and took Ye Xiu's breath away...

A deep kiss that surprised Ye Xiu completely shattered his remaining consciousness——

Ye Xiu finally passed out as if liberated.

When Ye Xiu woke up, he saw the ceiling. After a while, he realized that it was the ceiling of the hotel.

"Huh—" There was a sudden sound of exhaling from the side, and Ye Xiu was startled. Only then did he realize that Wei Chen had been sitting by the bed smoking, and no matter how his decadent back looked...it looked like he was smoking an afterthought.

Ye Xiu quickly lifted the quilt to look, and found that his clothes were still well-dressed, and finally heaved a sigh of relief——

So, those are all dreams?

Just to put it bluntly, how could there be such a ridiculous thing... Mucheng and the proprietress ran away?Han Wenqing grabbed him and kissed him?Being despised by the whole world as heterosexual?

It seems that this period of time is really too stressful.

Ye Xiu supported his face and sat up from the bed. Just now he called out "Old Wei", when Wei Chen heard the sound, he turned his head and said, still biting his cigarette, "Finally woke up? I thought you were dead. "

"You just died, what about the lady boss and the others?"

"Return to the lady boss? I was scared away by you! They all went back. If I didn't see you fainting here, I would go back too. It's better to hand you over to Han Wenqing."

Ye Xiu stared at Wei Chen with an ugly expression for a while, and asked, "Old Wei, what are you talking about?"

"What are you talking about? Amnesia? Look at this—" Wei Chen turned around and brought the laptop that had been on his lap to Ye Xiu. On the screen was a video that was playing——

It was the scene on the podium yesterday, Ye Xiu saw himself in the video... When he saw Han Wenqing grabbing him and kissing him, Wei Chen pressed the pause button and said, "Hurry up and get married and stop Come out blind, shit, this kind of thing can break through tens of millions of clicks overnight, and people nowadays don’t know what aesthetics are!"

Ye Xiu stared blankly at the screen, his face paled, and he really wanted to punch himself to see if he was still dreaming.

When he was hesitating whether to punch, Wei Chen's expression suddenly changed, he dropped the notebook, covered his mouth and rushed to the bathroom, and then vomited.

In the hospital, Ye Xiu was stunned, as if he didn't hear the doctor's words clearly.

So he asked nonchalantly, "Doctor, what did you just... say?"

The doctor who flipped through the medical records looked up, and had no choice but to repeat: "I said, that patient is pregnant, let him quit smoking and drinking in the future, and don't do strenuous exercise..."

Before Ye Xiu finished listening, he wandered out like a wandering soul.

What are you talking about, Lao Wei is pregnant?Damn it, is he a woman? Why didn't I find out...No, this must be some kind of prank show...Where is the camera?

Ye Xiu wandered to the door as if he hadn't heard the doctor's call, and was about to look around for the camera like a wandering soul, when he bumped into someone, and it was Yu Wenzhou who came in a hurry with an anxious expression.

"Senior, I'm sorry!" Yu Wenzhou said in a hurry, and went inside.

Ye Xiu looked back and saw Yu Wenzhou anxiously saying to the doctor: "I am BB's father, where is the patient now?"

What the hell--

Ye Xiu felt that he would not be able to look directly at Yu Wenzhou in the future.

When Ye Xiu was debating whether to hit the wall hard to wake up from the nightmare, he saw a ferocious face.

A voice sounded close at hand: "Ye Xiu, where are you going to escape?"

I'm going to go big--

Ye Xiu was so frightened that he backed away for three hundred miles, crouched in a corner and stared at Han Wenqing from afar.

"Old Han, you, you, calm down. If you have something to say, don't say it! That, that... I have something to do, I have to take a step first and see you!" Ye Xiu panicked and wanted to run away, but he didn't take a few steps. Hitting against a wall of flesh, he looked up tremblingly, and saw Han Wenqing who had already stepped in front of him.

"Hero, please forgive me..." If it wasn't because this was a hospital, Ye Xiu would have plopped down on his knees and begged Han Wenqing for mercy.

"Ye Xiu, you're acting weird today." Han Wenqing frowned.

"I don't know if it's normal, but the strange thing is how are you all doing!" Ye Xiu yelled.

"How is Wei Chen's situation?" Han Wenqing dragged Ye Xiu into the ward as if he didn't hear Ye Xiu's words.

If it wasn't for the morning sickness and collapse and being sent to the hospital, Wei Chen wouldn't know he was pregnant.

At this time, he was lying weakly on the hospital bed with an IV in his hand.He looked at the snow-white ceiling and thought about it for a while, but it was just a mistake with Yu Wenzhou after drinking, how did he win the lottery like this?

Might as well take this luck to buy a lottery ticket.

"Captain Wei, I will take good care of you in the future." Yu Wenzhou who was sitting by the bed gently held Wei Chen's hand.

The corner of Wei Chen's mouth twitched, he just wanted to punch Yu Wenzhou in the face with his fist——

Dry!How could my life fall into the hands of such a brat? !

Wei Chen couldn't bear the thought of giving birth to a child for Yu Wenzhou.He never thought that he was the one who should be raped, even that time, it was just a mistake!It's an alcohol mistake!Damn, Yu Wenzhou should have given him a baby!

"Is Team Wei still dissatisfied?" Yu Wenzhou asked gently.

Wei Chen wanted to pull his hand out angrily, but he was exhausted and failed, so he choked out a sentence: "I'm dissatisfied with your sister!"

"I don't have a younger sister." Yu Wenzhou answered with a smile without hesitation.

Ye Xiu, who had been watching by the side, was already blind. Just as he was about to cover his face and leave, Wei Chen suddenly looked in his direction and sneered, "Yu Wenzhou, do you really want to be a father so much? Tell you, this thing in your stomach ——It's Ye Xiu's, we sleep together every day, and we don't know how many times we've slept together."

There was a thunderbolt on a sunny day, Ye Xiu froze, and turned around in shock: "Old Wei, do you want to be ashamed?"

"Such a handsome face, of course!" Wei Chen said proudly.

"Captain Wei, you should take a good rest first." Yu Wenzhou's voice was still gentle, he got up and turned to Ye Xiu, "Senior, I think we should have a good talk."

——Yu Wenzhou!You believe me, even if I'm blind, I won't fall in love with Old Wei!

Ye Xiu was extremely angry at Han Wenqing's abandonment at a critical moment