big leprechaun

In the boundless sea, there is an extremely ugly big fish stuck upside down. Its head is buried deep in the bottom of the sea, and its huge back has its tail piercing towards the sky. From a distance, it looks like a short ceramic spoon stuck on a leather ball. There is also a steady stream of lava flowing out, boiling the surrounding sea water, as if cooking fish.

Shan Jiang felt like she had a particularly long dream.

In the dream, there was a person who was beautiful, sweet-mouthed, rich, willing to raise him, whose taste met his standards, who did not dislike his appearance and had a common language, who pursued him. At first he was very restrained, but soon fell into a trap. Not only was he willing to be taken care of all the time , and tried hard to conceal the difference between the two different identities, and treated himself as a mistress, so stupid that it was unbelievable, as if his head had been smashed.

"So I've been knocked stupid?" it thought vaguely, and then dreamed of an even more distant memory.

……

"The sky and the earth are forever. The reason why the heaven and the earth can last forever is that they can't live on their own, so they can live forever." In the Taoist Palace, a fairy with elegant eyebrows and eyes, like a light ink painting, is teaching young people the way of longevity.

It's just a difficult truth, and the young man was very painful to hear it. Finally, the well-behaved and obedient boy protested: "Grandpa, I have lived with grandma for a long time, and I am not very familiar with human language. Can you explain it in words that monsters can understand?" .”

The immortal sitting across from him looked at his grandson indifferently. The pressure that could scare the disciples of the Taiqing away directly had no effect on the half-demon boy. He was slightly satisfied, and said slowly: "The reason why the world lasts forever , because it does not grow naturally. Therefore, those who seek the Tao, forget their feelings and be fair, and do not be disturbed, and their minds will naturally be complete."

"I still don't understand, can it be simpler?" The boy felt tortured.

"Those who forget love, don't be trapped by love, just like running a country and building a family, only when there is love and don't be dragged by it, can great things be achieved."

"Let's make it simpler."

The immortal looked at him again, and said calmly, "Everything can be killed."

"Can we do it ourselves?" The boy asked immediately.

"nature."

"Then why are you still alive, grandpa?" Shan Jiang sat down in front of his grandpa curiously, well, grandpa is also beautiful, no wonder grandma grandpa fell in love with him back then.

"How do you know I'm still alive?" the fairy asked back.

"You can move!" Shan Jiang's answer was so direct and straightforward.

"The stars, the world, and the earth also have a certain degree of movement, can they be considered alive?"

"Of course it's... Oh, it hurts, why did you hit someone?" Shan Jiang rubbed his forehead, feeling wronged.

"If you fight again, go back and copy the Taishangsu Heart Sutra [-] times." The immortal looked indifferent, "After that, you won't feel alive."

Shan Jiang was cute in an instant.

……

1000 years later, Shan Jiang has inherited the fairy spirit inherited from the sect and became a human immortal, but the way of forgetting love from the Supreme Being has never penetrated. It's not that he wants to hang himself on a tree, but he can't solve the problem in his heart Confusion, belonging to the foundation of Taiqing Taoism will prevent him from climbing to a higher peak, which he does not want to see.

So he went to Kun-Lai, the Holy Land of Immortal Dao, to see if he could find a solution.

The first place he visited was Tianmo Peak, which is a sacred place of Taoism in the world of cultivating immortals. It disassembles and analyzes Taoism and controls inner demons very well. One Hundred Cases of Choosing a Direction, Several Adjustments of Emotional Control to Taoism, and The Advantages and Disadvantages of Using Emotion to Daoism are all masterpieces that Shan Jiangbai has read.

"Another fat sheep delivered to the door." A Kunpiao couldn't help gloating as he watched Shan Jiang, who was dressed as a local tyrant, walk up the peak.

"Why do you say that?" A clear voice next to him asked suspiciously.

Kun Piao looked back and saw an ugly fish floating in the air, looking at him curiously.

"You're new here." Kun Piao set up a stall for a long time and there was no one there, so it was just chatter, "Tianmofeng is the best at fooling around, don't listen to them clamoring one by one to be good and not cheat people, that's just another way of saying it, you can Don't forget, their boss, the Demon Lord, has soaked up the Lord of Kun-Lai."

The ugly fish nodded seriously: "But I read their books, it seems very reasonable."

"Yes, it's very reasonable, so you are their material when you go up," Kun Piao said with a look of pain, "Where do you think they got so many cases, and accidentally entered their teaching material thank you list, lost Money and heart, I will give you a good person card at that time, it’s good if you can get out in time, if you can’t get out, it’s their mobile wallet.”

"But, they said it was a free consultation..." Ugly Fish asked weakly.

"It's free? You didn't buy the Kunlai anti-fraud manual, did you? If it's free, you can repay the loan for ten years. Don't ask me how I know! I won't tell my story." Kunpiao was so sad that he was about to cry.

"Brother, are you familiar with their routine?"

"Of course, as soon as you go in, they will let you choose your favorite chat demon, and follow your explanation to explain it to you. Then you will feel that they are very caring and willing to listen to the lecture frequently, but they will charge you for the second time! If you’re doing well, you can’t help giving rewards, and sometimes you’ll even compare yourself with other guests, and you’ll only wake up when you’re bankrupt and in debt.”

"So that's it, thank you for your pointers." Ugly Fish thanked, "I bought all of your snacks."

"Did you buy all these snacks?" Kun Piao was very happy, "I made Lingmi rice crackers and eucalyptus seeds by myself. Yunguazi has fried and original flavors, which one do you want? I..."

Ugly fish generously took out all the spirit stones and bought them all, and the other party was even more delighted, and by the way sold him a few Dao seed spaces at a low price.

……

Ten minutes later, Shan Jiang, who was on high alert, directly entered the Tianmo Peak, and asked the most expensive chatter, no, a therapist, from the Tianma at the reception desk.

However, he chatted for two months and finished all the high-level ones. He happened to meet a big demon who came by to collect the name fee. The strong pressure made Shan Jiang instantly feel that this was a big monster he had never seen before. can chat!

So he grabbed the other party, gave money generously, and asked the other party to chat with him.

The other party froze for a moment, then looked up.

"Concubine Qing?"

"Single ginger?"

After all, they are both big people, and the two who had met a few times just froze for a moment, then sat down with a smile, chatted and drank tea in the fairyland with beautiful mountains and rivers.

After all, the two are the masters of a faction, and it is normal to practice Taoism and exchange. In addition, the demon on the opposite side has a golden thigh. If he can't answer the question, he can also play foreign aid. Shan Jiang feels that he has gained a lot. He needs to know how much money can buy this kind of experience. However, in terms of knowledge sharing, Kun-Lai has done a pretty good job.

Shan Jiang used to promote this mode of communication and sharing in the school, but he had no experience. Many newcomers messed around, which hurt the foundation and had to stop teaching. This pattern cannot be learned.

Speaking later, Shan Jiang sighed: "The way of Taiqing lies in letting go, but since I can't pick it up, how can I talk about letting go?"

"If you don't try, how will you let go?" the Demon Lord said indifferently.

"If falling in love is for letting go, then wouldn't I become a scumbag like my grandfather?" Shan Jiang could still understand this point.

"But now, you can't even understand the word love. How can you forget it if you don't understand it."

"Don't be troubled by love, don't be drawn by love," Shan Jiang said lightly, "Hate can be let go, and so is love. Things that are open-minded and free and easy are like passing by in the world of mortals..."

Shan Jiang thought back to the various classics of Tianmo Peak that he had read, and came out with a set of theories that love is like a calamity, and it is also fate.

"You are so experienced, yet you still say that you have never loved?" Tianmo was slightly displeased, feeling deceived.

Shan Jiang smiled and left immediately.

"What? You fooled Concubine Qing?" Shan Jiang's friend looked at him in disbelief.

"Familiar with a hundred love classics, can write and compile." Shan Jiang said indifferently, "That Green Demon Concubine seems to have been picked up by the Lord of Kunlai out of kindness, and she has no experience at all. All the escort chatterers can trick him a hundred times."

"You're so envious, why don't you use your theoretical experience to get Qing Concubine?" Shan Jiang's friend dug a hole for him.

"Treasure hunter, do you believe that I just called that big dog by name to let him know your sinister intentions?" Shan Jiang rolled his eyes at him.

Concubine Qing is the treasure of the big family, let alone digging, take a hoe and walk around Concubine Qing, I am afraid that everyone will be beaten and maimed by the big family.

"You're so narrow-minded," my friend snorted softly, "What exactly do you want?"

"Actually, I'm not so demanding. It's just that I have lived a thousand sails, seen the dangers in the world, and lost confidence in love. Can this be considered letting go?" Shan Jiang sighed.

"Is it because you don't know what to do?" The friend rummaged through his snack pocket, "If you really put it down, you will be able to condense your own fairy spirits, instead of using your Taoist fakes now."

"The real thing is fine, it's just not mine." Shan Jiang said displeased.

"If it's not true, it can't be considered genuine." The friend suddenly raised his head, as if thinking of something, "I see, it's not that you don't want to look for it, but the requirement is too high, so you can't find it? Like me, I have seen the gentleman People feel that no one can match them, and they will never love again except him.”

"Where is it high?" Shan Jiang frowned, "I just have a minimum requirement."

"Tell me." My friend was eating melon seeds, looking like I was waiting.

"Being beautiful, able to make me happy, capable enough to make money, willing to support me, and having enough insight into Taoism, it is best to be firm-minded, unrelenting, and careful..." Shan Jiang counted in his heart various requirements.

"Wake up, you're in the Taiqing School, not at the bottom of the sea!" My friend felt that he couldn't eat the melon anymore.

"The most important thing is that he has to take the initiative. After all, I am more passive." Shan Jiang added.

"You have been brainwashed by your grandma, right? Is there someone who really likes you?" My friend has seen what Shan Jiang's real body looks like, "Do you still want someone to send it to your door?"

"Why not?" Shan Jiang said with a smile, "Thinking about it, why not? Don't you see that Qing Concubine met such a fate?"

"Oh, it's so far away, you have to be beaten to death by a big family at least once like Concubine Qing, right?"