big leprechaun

Time is too tight recently, Shao Yu didn't eat lunch, and sat with Jiang Yu in the newly built office to watch the enrollment situation.

When Vice President Bai Mo came to report the situation, he thoughtfully bought him a Roujiamo from the cafeteria, and then went to the backstage with him.

As the vice-principal expected, most people chose Yujian, and the number of alchemists and runes only accounted for 21% of the total.

Jiang Yu looked at this scene with a sneer, with a sneer on his face: "As expected, so be it."

Well, it would be even better if it was a sword cultivator, he could justifiably hone a certain one.

Just as he was talking, an ugly demon fish next to him swam over from the window: "Boss, I have already found the marine fish guard you want me to choose, do you want to see it?"

Shao Yu was a little surprised: "So fast?"

"Of course, the pursuit of strength is irresistible to all creatures, oh, except you humans." The monster fish looked proud, there are too many salty fish in humans, and there is no such thing in sea monsters, because once this kind appears, it is If other people's dinner is over, they will naturally be eliminated.

Shao Yu ignored his last sentence: "You teach them characters and language first, and then I will teach them lessons."

The demon fish let out a little disappointment, swam away listlessly, and then said: "Boss, I think you can give me a nice name, you can't keep calling me demon fish, I will be very important to you in the future of."

Shao Yu thought about it, but he couldn't think of a good name for a while. He lowered his head and thought deeply under the expectant eyes of the other party, and then his eyes fell on the fish sandwich he was gnawing.

"Anzhe Kangye, why don't you take the fish's surname as Ankangmoke and Ankangmo." Shao Yu wrote his name on the small ticket of the canteen meal and handed it to Yaoyu, looking at the other party happily Leave without any hesitation and continue to monitor the registration status.

This time, due to lack of manpower, they have made bold improvements to the admissions model.

……

Huang Ye quickly chose his major, and the app instructed him where to go to get his daily necessities and student card. It was just next to the hall, and he took his app scanning machine and spit out a card with his name and avatar on it.

With this, you can go to collect daily necessities. What will the necessities for cultivating immortals look like?

Is it a flying sword that shines with cold light, is it a elixir that you don't have to eat if you eat one, or some other natural treasure?

But no, the beautiful girl in the logistics department gave him a futon that smelled very comfortable, and then let them pass through a round place that looked like a hologram, and then entered a cave, and when they came out, There was a gust of sea breeze, blowing people's eyes blurred.

Is there any mistake, they were still in the capital a minute ago, is this the Xianjiaduan?

Once the student was conquered by this operation, his eyes sparkled for a moment.

The girl who led the way called herself Wu Ling, and said that this is the main area of ​​the school, and they were welcome to join, and then said that they were tired all the way and should go to rest.

The freshmen all agree that they want to put down their bags now and visit this wonderland.

Wu Ling smiled slightly, and took them to a hillside, claiming: "Taiqing College takes heaven and earth as its spiritual food, Danxia Morning Dew, so naturally it doesn't need a room, but it doesn't hinder your self-construction."

"emmmm" The freshmen were stunned when they came to school and had to build their own houses. What kind of operation is this?

The pretty girl with the futon looked indifferent: "Now, I will start every lesson, lead the spirit into the body, and only talk once a day. Everyone must listen carefully, otherwise life will be more difficult on this island."

……

"You asked to move them here. The island is doing its best to build roads and ports, and there is no time to build houses," Bai Mo explained helplessly. The fee is too expensive, not worth it, but the houses in the old campus have been repaired long ago, and there are still few people living there.

"No, it's just used to hone the will, and practice is not that simple." Shao Yu also relayed Jiang Yu's words with some helplessness, "This place has strong aura, and the location is much better than the old campus. It is a crime to waste a day."

Jiang Yu nodded vigorously. These students graduated one day late, and his merits will be one day late. Besides, compared with the 12-year assessment of the big dog, these people have already earned money.

It's not good for Bai Mo to say anything more.

Seeing that Wu Ling was about to teach them the method of Taiqing, Jiang Yu hesitated for a long time, and finally called to stop.

"What's wrong?" Shao Yu asked worriedly.

"Don't teach this." Jiang Yu snorted, "Change to another one, um, it's called Taixu Shangjing, this one is more suitable for these people to learn."

The low-level mental method of the dog family can be changed according to the physique of the practitioner. Compared with the unchanged mental method of various schools and schools, this is a "living" secret method. Once this method is released, it will sweep the cultivation world , each family and faction can at most add some private goods in it, but they can't change the fundamentals, it's almost the same as the elementary school textbooks here.

The most important thing is that there is no need to cooperate with any natural treasures, and it does not require high aptitude, so it is perfect for laying the foundation.

Shao Yu smiled for a moment, answered him, and told Wu Ling the content.

……

Huang Ye listened to Wu Ling's lecture, and what the other party said didn't contain any incomprehensible nouns of Taoism and Taoism. He was straightforward, opened the acupoints, asked them to sit upright, and then led the spiritual energy to go in and come out. , and didn't talk about meridian knowledge, as if my body has only three meridians, as long as I am not mentally handicapped, I can learn to understand them all.

As for how to open it, it is even more rough. When you say the position, and then press it down hard, if you feel pain and numbness and you can’t lift your hand, it is opened.

What's more, there is so much aura here, you don't need to draw it once you open it, the aura will be poured in by itself, just like breathing in water, the water will flow into the pipe, and dozens of students are choking on spirits—— It's too fast, and it will kill a person if it gets stuck in the meridians.

This formula is extremely short, less than [-] words before and after, and after I learned it, Wu Ling called out the alchemy and runes, saying that you need to go to the warehouse to get the materials, and then sleep there, and the others will be here Take your breath away.

The freshmen have never seen this kind of posture, throwing away the things, continuing to inhale the fairy energy calmly, and starting to explore around if they can't hold their breath.

However, there is not even a root of grass on this island, it is full of stones, which quickly made them lose interest. Some people continued to inhale fairy energy, and the rest swiped their phones, took pictures and posted on Weibo. Huang Ye met a new alumnus, and the other party was Showing off with his girlfriend on WeChat, he sent him a mouthful of dog food. He was upset and couldn't help but go to the edge of the cliff to blow some air. Then he saw all kinds of sharks and whales on the beach under the cliff. He couldn't help looking for new ones. Friends take a look.

It's just that he couldn't find his friend for a long time. He spent some time looking for him at a corner, and then heard the alumnus quietly telling his girlfriend the cultivation method he had just learned. Huang Ye was shocked in an instant: "You are crazy, This is a secret!"

"It's not that I can't spread it to the outside world." The alumnus who couldn't help but say it under the coquettishness of his girlfriend said a little angrily, "It's a very simple thing, and it's not for monopoly. These are the wealth of human beings, and they should be shared!"

"Hurry up and cancel it, or I will expose you!" Huang Ye said angrily.

This sentence seemed to anger the other party instantly, and he gave Huang Ye a cold look: "Remember it!"

He clicked cancel.

At this moment, a huge sea fish silently floated above their heads.

The sea fish looked extremely ferocious and terrifying. Its mouth was tens of meters long, covering the sky and the moon. Amidst the screams of the students, the long lamp flicked and rolled up three or five students. One of them was this one. alumni.

Eyes the size of a three-story building looked at them calmly.

Several people were scared to pee their pants, and they expressed that they would never dare to leak again, but in their terrified begging for mercy, the fish swallowed them all in one gulp.

"Please abide by the state's confidentiality clause. It's not easy to study, so let's do it and cherish it," Yaoyu said in a low but gentle voice, "I'm Ankangmo, the teaching director. I will make progress with you in the next time. I hope we can get along well. Thanks."

Everyone present was stunned.

Then, someone burst into tears.

……

"When did you become the teaching director?" Wu Ling asked suspiciously.

"Boss just closed it." Ankangmo happily spit out a few students who had fainted from fright, "Come on, erase the memory and hand it over to the police. Rongcheng Prison will know how to teach them a lesson."

"You've already scared some students to drop out." Ning Meng floated beside her and said with a light smile.

"Didn't you scare the students who were learning talismans into tears too?" Ankang Yao didn't take it seriously, who looked down on whom.

"Wu Ling, what about you?" Ning Meng asked curiously, Wu Ling was in charge of controlling the sword.

"I didn't scare them at all," Wu Ling smiled softly, "They still have a long way to go, and the next lesson is to forge swords."

……

The next day, Yujian, who was haggard by the sea breeze, ushered in a very young teacher, and asked everyone to call him Teacher Shao, and taught the first lesson.

It's just that the content broke through the students' imagination of Yujian.

"What, the sword in the stone?" Huang Ye and others were stunned by this operation, "We use the sword that we grind out of the stone, can that thing work?"

"It's useful," Shao Yu relayed Big Fish's opinion, "You are still very weak now. With this method, you can effectively control your power and let it grow with you all the way."

As he spoke, as if demonstrating, he taught everyone to use spiritual energy to condense into a sword, and to polish a stone into a dagger.

The students followed suit one after another, but they were young and weak, and the condensed sword energy was very soft, not to mention sharpening the sword, it was almost a piece of sandpaper, and it really could only sharpen the sword.

Some students want to protest, but at this moment, a big fish will jump out of the sea leisurely, stopping all their words.

Huang Ye obediently sharpened his sword until the end of get out of class, but seeing the teacher leave, he finally couldn't help stepping forward to stop him, and said weakly: "Teacher Shao..."

"What?" the teacher asked gently.

"It doesn't matter if you don't have a house or food," the student said with tears in his eyes, "Excuse me, where can I charge my phone?"