big leprechaun
Chapter 5
In the car, Ming Zixin was so focused on driving that he didn't notice the movement behind him. He was just thinking about how to talk to this woman and ask about the new wife.
Shao Yu looked at the woman and the snake on the ground coldly.
The variety of these snakes is complex, ranging from the non-toxic and delicious black shoot cauliflower to the extremely poisonous and hard-to-rescue Agkistrodon chinensis, but at this moment, these snakes seem to have encountered vipers and sulfur, standing upright and shrinking their fangs to the ground. In the most corner, it was almost trembling like a human being.
The woman's expression was blank for a moment, she looked at Shao Yu, and then at the man driving, she was at a loss for a moment.
Until Shao Yu glared at her and said coldly: "Aren't you going to pick up what you dropped?"
The cold chill instantly soaked into the bone marrow, the woman seemed to be frightened, bent down hastily, and hurriedly picked up these frightened little animals into the basket.
Shao Yu was even more displeased, and this kind of thing annoyed him the most. There was nothing he could do, his animal relationship was so bad.No animal has ever been willing to approach him. Even if he uses the saved meat to hook up with the docile big yellow dog at the entrance of the village, it will only scare the other party to the point of shit, and attract more people to point and point at him.The result of his unwillingness to give up when he was young was to forcibly touch a puppy and scare it to death. Since then, he has never encountered an animal approaching actively.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help touching the black fish again, thinking it was so cute.
For the sake of rubbing against the net, Heiyu glanced at him without resisting.
Shao Yu was elated, and touched it again. He felt that he had a master now. He could say goodbye to clouds sucking cats and dogs, and become a winner in life.
Seeing that there was no excitement to watch, Heiyu swam to the sign on the front of the car and continued to lead the way.
Only then did Shao Yu turn his head quietly and asked, "Beauty, are you going to sell these things?"
"No, I, I just..." The woman's face was pale and frightened, "I just don't want you to pass by."
Ming Zixin slammed on the brakes: "Who, who won't let us pass?"
Their camouflage is pretty good. There is Shao Yu, a local, with a local license plate, a Shencun car Wuling, and a fake camera on his back. Generally, it is very common for this kind of county to go to the countryside to play farmhouses for two days, as long as it is not messy. If you leave, you won’t be discovered at all. If you drive a police car and go out, within 10 minutes, someone will call and tell you to hide the person who should be hidden.
"No," the woman said tremblingly, "It's to keep everyone away."
Ming Zixin skillfully comforted him: "Don't be afraid, it's okay, we don't have to go."
The woman glanced at them, opened the car door suddenly, and rushed away without taking the basket.
But Ming Zixin has been in this business for so many years, how can he not know this, he has already locked the car door, and just before the other party wanted to open the window, he grabbed her hair and skillfully pressed her down with his backhand.
"I can't pass—" she screamed and struggled desperately, "I will die, I will die!"
Facing this woman with an obvious mental breakdown, both of them felt a little helpless, Shao Yu suddenly said: "You ask here first, the village is not far away, I'll go and have a look first."
"I think this matter is very evil, let's ask clearly first." Ming Zixin glanced at the gloomy sky, "If the other party is prepared, the two of us might go to deliver food, girl, calm down , we’re just visiting a relative, it’s no big deal if we don’t go.”
His voice was gentle and magnetic, with the affinity of many years of mass work, and he was not lacking in patience. After helping the other party to fix her hair and close the doors and windows, it took more than an hour to finally calm the woman down.
The woman was silent for a long time, under Shao Yu's fearful gaze, she muttered, "I just listen to her and scare people away with snakes."
"Who?" Ming Zixin felt a breakthrough.
But no matter how he asked, the woman just kept silent, like a piece of wood, unwilling to say another word.
"Then, how about we take you back?" Ming Zixin asked tentatively.
The woman trembled instantly with fright, she shrank into her seat, and she was about to faint.
"It seems that you can't go away, Brother Ming." Shao Yu helped to take out the basket, "These wild animals are to be released according to the regulations, so I will help you. Wait for me here, I will go and see the situation first. "
Ming Zixin was also a little helpless: "Okay, bring the locator, and report any news at any time, and I'll ask again."
Shao Yu nodded yes, get out of the car and go first.
The weather was cold, and he walked forward for half an hour according to his memory. Finally, he saw a two-meter-wide dirt fork. This kind of mountain road is extremely difficult to walk when it rains, and it is surrounded by ravines and dense forests. No one will find out.
The average altitude of Jinshan Mountain is above 2000 meters, and it is very difficult to do mass work. The mountain road close to the highway is easy to walk, but it becomes narrower and narrower when entering the inside. Every time at this time, he will look enviously. Swimming black fish, try harder to go up, these days there are high-speed rail and planes, it seems that the earth is already a village, but only half an hour's walk in a place where vehicles and horses are difficult to pass, the human beings in the city will appreciate the majesty of the earth Only when you are vast, you will know that the distance of one centimeter on the map is often the punishment of God.
After climbing the mountains for three or four hours, he finally saw a village on the mountainside.
The location of Lao Mian Village is at the mouth of a stream on the mountainside. Shao Yu has never been there, but with Hei Yu leading the way, he arrived at the destination soon.
In the dozens of old and dilapidated mud-tiled houses, the population is obviously more than the household registration. The kapok tree at the entrance of the village is in its blooming season. The blood-red kapok fell from the tree in a swirl, and was picked up by several old people in turn. Tear off the petals and put the edible stamens in a dustpan.
Shao Yu's appearance immediately caught their attention.
"Young student, where are you from?" An old lady with countless wrinkles walked over slowly and looked him up and down. Her voice was so nasal that it was difficult to hear clearly.
"I came from Ximian County. I want to ask if you have mountain goods here. I'll take some." Shao Yu said with a smile.
"Receive the mountain goods, have you brought the scale?" The old lady looked at him with more suspicion.
"Of course!" Shao Yu turned on the keychain, and a small spring scale was hung on it, "This thing is more accurate than an ordinary scale, and it can weigh [-] catties. If there is more, please help me lift it down. My car is below. There is a large scale. scales."
"Can this thing work?" The old lady's presbyopic eyes couldn't see the tiny scale clearly, and her eyes were full of doubts.
"Of course, you must have a scale here, and you will know when the time comes!" Shao Yu said firmly, didn't he know that these villagers must go through the scale themselves before delivering mountain goods.
"Okay, you come with me." The old lady went back and whispered a few words to the other old people, so they dispersed one after another and informed each other.
Following the old lady to an earthen house, Shao Yu watched as she took out dried kapok cores, a few pieces of Gastrodia elata, a can of chicken fir oil, old tobacco leaves, dried mountain mushrooms, eggs...
"Eggs are no longer needed. They are not easy to get or sell." Shao Yu waved his hand and began to inspect the kapok cores, picking out the ones with insect eyes and moldy one by one. Relentless.
"This Gastrodia elata is too small. This time, I can't afford the price. One hundred and twenty is the most. Look at the chicken fir oil. It's only a few slices... What, you said there is a lot of oil inside, but there is a lack of oil outside? There is too much oil outside. Come to light the fire, the chicken fir is the most expensive! I took this bottle of 30 yuan, there are not many... The mountain mushrooms are too mixed, the wild hericium is authentic, but unfortunately there are too few, the wild honey is a bit fake, you Look at the moss on it, it’s just been fed with water, it’s the house bee that you fed, it’s not worth ten yuan...you can’t get it for forty yuan, it’s 15 yuan at most..."
With his eloquent talk, the vigilance of the surrounding villagers quickly disappeared, replaced by other verbal swords.
"This is not small, it is!"
"In a bigger city, it will sell for three hundred!"
"I have a lot of chicken fir, how much do you charge?"
"Do you want Cordyceps?"
"The wild bee is like this. You open your eyes and talk nonsense. You can see that there are bugs inside..."
"That's right, you have too little."
Everyone was chattering, wanting to sell a little more money, each came up with a unique trick, and they all united together. Shao Yu spent a lot of time and finally collected more than 100 yuan from the old lady's mountain goods.
At this time, a dark and thin man suddenly stabbed him and asked in a low voice if he wanted something good.
"It's a good thing to look at first." Shao Yu narrowed his eyes and said in a low voice.
"Come on, you'll know it when you look at it. It's guaranteed to be a good thing." The man took him to the backyard of a nearby room, took out a wooden cage, and lifted the sackcloth on it. , the pangolin that hugged into a ball after seeing him.
Second-class protected animals are actually endangered, and the native ones have been functionally extinct!There are still here!
"Tell me, is it a good thing?" The man rubbed his hands and asked cautiously.
"300 yuan." Shao Yu offered a fixed price.
"You coax ghosts." The man quit, "Last time Wang Liu'er took this stuff for five hundred!"
"It's too small, it's worthless." Shao Yu frowned, "It's 300 yuan, you can sell it or not, this thing can't be kept and it's not easy to sell, you don't even have a refrigerator, think about it Well, I'll go next door to collect the goods first."
The man looked annoyed, watched Shao Yu walk away, and kicked the cage over angrily.
At the next window, a bloodless face looked at him quietly through the window frame. When he found out, he immediately walked angrily and slapped him: "What are you looking at, bitch, you want to run away again, don't you?"
"Just now you said that the ghost is here, I didn't see it." Shao Yu asked Heiyu carefully, and continued to the next store to receive the goods. He had to find out the terrain here quickly, and if he found someone, it would be easy to rescue him .
Hei Yu flicked his tail indifferently, disdain to say more.
He continued to look around, and at this moment, there was a thunder in the sky and heavy rain fell.
"It's raining too much." Shao Yu showed dissatisfaction, and said to the villagers next to him, "How can people live here? It's raining so hard, it's hard for me to go out."
"Just stay with me, 100 yuan a night, including dinner, do you think it's okay?" the villagers asked.
"Why don't you grab it! 20 yuan, no more, add [-] yuan for dinner, and take care of the meat!"
After haggling, 35 deals, regardless of dinner.
At this time, Shao Yu's cell phone rang. It was Brother Ming's call, and he connected it with his hand.
"Xiao Shao, I just received the news that the mountain collapsed on your side and the road was cut off. Are you okay?" Brother Ming asked anxiously.
"It's okay," Shao Yu looked at the filth surrounding him, "I'll come out when the rain stops."
Shao Yu looked at the woman and the snake on the ground coldly.
The variety of these snakes is complex, ranging from the non-toxic and delicious black shoot cauliflower to the extremely poisonous and hard-to-rescue Agkistrodon chinensis, but at this moment, these snakes seem to have encountered vipers and sulfur, standing upright and shrinking their fangs to the ground. In the most corner, it was almost trembling like a human being.
The woman's expression was blank for a moment, she looked at Shao Yu, and then at the man driving, she was at a loss for a moment.
Until Shao Yu glared at her and said coldly: "Aren't you going to pick up what you dropped?"
The cold chill instantly soaked into the bone marrow, the woman seemed to be frightened, bent down hastily, and hurriedly picked up these frightened little animals into the basket.
Shao Yu was even more displeased, and this kind of thing annoyed him the most. There was nothing he could do, his animal relationship was so bad.No animal has ever been willing to approach him. Even if he uses the saved meat to hook up with the docile big yellow dog at the entrance of the village, it will only scare the other party to the point of shit, and attract more people to point and point at him.The result of his unwillingness to give up when he was young was to forcibly touch a puppy and scare it to death. Since then, he has never encountered an animal approaching actively.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help touching the black fish again, thinking it was so cute.
For the sake of rubbing against the net, Heiyu glanced at him without resisting.
Shao Yu was elated, and touched it again. He felt that he had a master now. He could say goodbye to clouds sucking cats and dogs, and become a winner in life.
Seeing that there was no excitement to watch, Heiyu swam to the sign on the front of the car and continued to lead the way.
Only then did Shao Yu turn his head quietly and asked, "Beauty, are you going to sell these things?"
"No, I, I just..." The woman's face was pale and frightened, "I just don't want you to pass by."
Ming Zixin slammed on the brakes: "Who, who won't let us pass?"
Their camouflage is pretty good. There is Shao Yu, a local, with a local license plate, a Shencun car Wuling, and a fake camera on his back. Generally, it is very common for this kind of county to go to the countryside to play farmhouses for two days, as long as it is not messy. If you leave, you won’t be discovered at all. If you drive a police car and go out, within 10 minutes, someone will call and tell you to hide the person who should be hidden.
"No," the woman said tremblingly, "It's to keep everyone away."
Ming Zixin skillfully comforted him: "Don't be afraid, it's okay, we don't have to go."
The woman glanced at them, opened the car door suddenly, and rushed away without taking the basket.
But Ming Zixin has been in this business for so many years, how can he not know this, he has already locked the car door, and just before the other party wanted to open the window, he grabbed her hair and skillfully pressed her down with his backhand.
"I can't pass—" she screamed and struggled desperately, "I will die, I will die!"
Facing this woman with an obvious mental breakdown, both of them felt a little helpless, Shao Yu suddenly said: "You ask here first, the village is not far away, I'll go and have a look first."
"I think this matter is very evil, let's ask clearly first." Ming Zixin glanced at the gloomy sky, "If the other party is prepared, the two of us might go to deliver food, girl, calm down , we’re just visiting a relative, it’s no big deal if we don’t go.”
His voice was gentle and magnetic, with the affinity of many years of mass work, and he was not lacking in patience. After helping the other party to fix her hair and close the doors and windows, it took more than an hour to finally calm the woman down.
The woman was silent for a long time, under Shao Yu's fearful gaze, she muttered, "I just listen to her and scare people away with snakes."
"Who?" Ming Zixin felt a breakthrough.
But no matter how he asked, the woman just kept silent, like a piece of wood, unwilling to say another word.
"Then, how about we take you back?" Ming Zixin asked tentatively.
The woman trembled instantly with fright, she shrank into her seat, and she was about to faint.
"It seems that you can't go away, Brother Ming." Shao Yu helped to take out the basket, "These wild animals are to be released according to the regulations, so I will help you. Wait for me here, I will go and see the situation first. "
Ming Zixin was also a little helpless: "Okay, bring the locator, and report any news at any time, and I'll ask again."
Shao Yu nodded yes, get out of the car and go first.
The weather was cold, and he walked forward for half an hour according to his memory. Finally, he saw a two-meter-wide dirt fork. This kind of mountain road is extremely difficult to walk when it rains, and it is surrounded by ravines and dense forests. No one will find out.
The average altitude of Jinshan Mountain is above 2000 meters, and it is very difficult to do mass work. The mountain road close to the highway is easy to walk, but it becomes narrower and narrower when entering the inside. Every time at this time, he will look enviously. Swimming black fish, try harder to go up, these days there are high-speed rail and planes, it seems that the earth is already a village, but only half an hour's walk in a place where vehicles and horses are difficult to pass, the human beings in the city will appreciate the majesty of the earth Only when you are vast, you will know that the distance of one centimeter on the map is often the punishment of God.
After climbing the mountains for three or four hours, he finally saw a village on the mountainside.
The location of Lao Mian Village is at the mouth of a stream on the mountainside. Shao Yu has never been there, but with Hei Yu leading the way, he arrived at the destination soon.
In the dozens of old and dilapidated mud-tiled houses, the population is obviously more than the household registration. The kapok tree at the entrance of the village is in its blooming season. The blood-red kapok fell from the tree in a swirl, and was picked up by several old people in turn. Tear off the petals and put the edible stamens in a dustpan.
Shao Yu's appearance immediately caught their attention.
"Young student, where are you from?" An old lady with countless wrinkles walked over slowly and looked him up and down. Her voice was so nasal that it was difficult to hear clearly.
"I came from Ximian County. I want to ask if you have mountain goods here. I'll take some." Shao Yu said with a smile.
"Receive the mountain goods, have you brought the scale?" The old lady looked at him with more suspicion.
"Of course!" Shao Yu turned on the keychain, and a small spring scale was hung on it, "This thing is more accurate than an ordinary scale, and it can weigh [-] catties. If there is more, please help me lift it down. My car is below. There is a large scale. scales."
"Can this thing work?" The old lady's presbyopic eyes couldn't see the tiny scale clearly, and her eyes were full of doubts.
"Of course, you must have a scale here, and you will know when the time comes!" Shao Yu said firmly, didn't he know that these villagers must go through the scale themselves before delivering mountain goods.
"Okay, you come with me." The old lady went back and whispered a few words to the other old people, so they dispersed one after another and informed each other.
Following the old lady to an earthen house, Shao Yu watched as she took out dried kapok cores, a few pieces of Gastrodia elata, a can of chicken fir oil, old tobacco leaves, dried mountain mushrooms, eggs...
"Eggs are no longer needed. They are not easy to get or sell." Shao Yu waved his hand and began to inspect the kapok cores, picking out the ones with insect eyes and moldy one by one. Relentless.
"This Gastrodia elata is too small. This time, I can't afford the price. One hundred and twenty is the most. Look at the chicken fir oil. It's only a few slices... What, you said there is a lot of oil inside, but there is a lack of oil outside? There is too much oil outside. Come to light the fire, the chicken fir is the most expensive! I took this bottle of 30 yuan, there are not many... The mountain mushrooms are too mixed, the wild hericium is authentic, but unfortunately there are too few, the wild honey is a bit fake, you Look at the moss on it, it’s just been fed with water, it’s the house bee that you fed, it’s not worth ten yuan...you can’t get it for forty yuan, it’s 15 yuan at most..."
With his eloquent talk, the vigilance of the surrounding villagers quickly disappeared, replaced by other verbal swords.
"This is not small, it is!"
"In a bigger city, it will sell for three hundred!"
"I have a lot of chicken fir, how much do you charge?"
"Do you want Cordyceps?"
"The wild bee is like this. You open your eyes and talk nonsense. You can see that there are bugs inside..."
"That's right, you have too little."
Everyone was chattering, wanting to sell a little more money, each came up with a unique trick, and they all united together. Shao Yu spent a lot of time and finally collected more than 100 yuan from the old lady's mountain goods.
At this time, a dark and thin man suddenly stabbed him and asked in a low voice if he wanted something good.
"It's a good thing to look at first." Shao Yu narrowed his eyes and said in a low voice.
"Come on, you'll know it when you look at it. It's guaranteed to be a good thing." The man took him to the backyard of a nearby room, took out a wooden cage, and lifted the sackcloth on it. , the pangolin that hugged into a ball after seeing him.
Second-class protected animals are actually endangered, and the native ones have been functionally extinct!There are still here!
"Tell me, is it a good thing?" The man rubbed his hands and asked cautiously.
"300 yuan." Shao Yu offered a fixed price.
"You coax ghosts." The man quit, "Last time Wang Liu'er took this stuff for five hundred!"
"It's too small, it's worthless." Shao Yu frowned, "It's 300 yuan, you can sell it or not, this thing can't be kept and it's not easy to sell, you don't even have a refrigerator, think about it Well, I'll go next door to collect the goods first."
The man looked annoyed, watched Shao Yu walk away, and kicked the cage over angrily.
At the next window, a bloodless face looked at him quietly through the window frame. When he found out, he immediately walked angrily and slapped him: "What are you looking at, bitch, you want to run away again, don't you?"
"Just now you said that the ghost is here, I didn't see it." Shao Yu asked Heiyu carefully, and continued to the next store to receive the goods. He had to find out the terrain here quickly, and if he found someone, it would be easy to rescue him .
Hei Yu flicked his tail indifferently, disdain to say more.
He continued to look around, and at this moment, there was a thunder in the sky and heavy rain fell.
"It's raining too much." Shao Yu showed dissatisfaction, and said to the villagers next to him, "How can people live here? It's raining so hard, it's hard for me to go out."
"Just stay with me, 100 yuan a night, including dinner, do you think it's okay?" the villagers asked.
"Why don't you grab it! 20 yuan, no more, add [-] yuan for dinner, and take care of the meat!"
After haggling, 35 deals, regardless of dinner.
At this time, Shao Yu's cell phone rang. It was Brother Ming's call, and he connected it with his hand.
"Xiao Shao, I just received the news that the mountain collapsed on your side and the road was cut off. Are you okay?" Brother Ming asked anxiously.
"It's okay," Shao Yu looked at the filth surrounding him, "I'll come out when the rain stops."
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