big leprechaun

In an ancient mansion in the capital, Wu Yang took the demon crane to sweep it.

Originally, there were many ghosts here, and people who accidentally entered would become shadows, appearing and disappearing inexplicably. After swallowing dozens of executors, this weird area was listed as a 3a-level task, and a huge reward was offered.

When Wu Yang accepted this task, he went to the headmaster's wife to borrow a piece of white stone to protect him.

Even though Xian He repeatedly assured that he could protect him, he couldn't stop Wu Yang from being cautious.

The weirdness was eliminated very smoothly. Wu Yang's Gengjin long sword has become a natal sword after several years of sharpening. In addition, he has practiced power words. Not only made up for the space gap, but also picked up a lot of corpses, brought these eroded humans back to Rui Mumu for superseding and unbound the soul, and then sent back photos for family members to claim.

The medical department calls these people "respected General Teachers", and they are one of the keys to understanding the spirit and increasing the progress of research.

After Wu Yang solved the weirdness, he took out the instrument and measured the changes in this area.

Every time a strange thing is eliminated, it is equivalent to cutting off a tentacle of Outland, and the area of ​​the earth will increase, just like a needle piercing into the soil, it will squeeze out the surrounding land.

"The land area of ​​the outer domain has increased by 17 kilometers, and the crustal fault zone is about 67 kilometers. The fissures are recovering, and the micro-earthquakes have stopped." After reporting the results of this mission, Wu Yang took the crane to the supermarket to sell some honey for it.

As a result, he was stopped by the urban management on the road and asked to show his animal ID card and vaccine certificate.

The ID card was fine, but Fat Crane roared angrily that it was impossible to get the vaccine, and it was impossible to get it in his life.

Wu Yang felt that he would check frequently in the future, so it would be better to just get an injection, so he persuaded in every possible way, half-coaxing and half-deceiving Fat He to get an injection. The merit points for two months are exchanged for Zijin honey of other students.

"By the way, that green rice is super delicious, I want to eat it." The fat crane was like a monster, rubbing back and forth on the slender body of Wu Yang's boy.

"Don't even think about the one who wants to draw the number," Wu Yang held down his fluttering wings, pulled them in his arms, and walked home with them. He hasn't been home for half a year. It's amazing, I just went to see it today, "The principal has already said that his Sky Vision and Earth Listening can find all the rice thieves, you don't want me to be punished to be a teacher with the medical department?"

The Taoist Palace has its own defenses, and if the theft is not approved, it will be the Nine Heavens Thunder on the spot. Those who survived the lightning strike will be sent to the hospital. After being cured, most of the credits will be deducted. If the credits are not enough at the end of the year, they will be expelled from the school.

So no matter how tempted by the goblins at home, the students are as firm as a rock.

The resources in the Dao Palace are rich, quick and fast, and the future is boundless. When the brain is pumped, you will put yourself in for a few grains of rice. You must know that those casual cultivators are so miserable that they can’t even make headlines. Jin, the last hero website was lit by others.

Just think about it.

Xianhe lost his dream and turned into a little chubby crane hanging on his shoulders and being carried away.

Although the onlookers along the way were envious, they were not surprised.

There are advertisements for two kinds of apps on the billboards on the road. Race Jiayuan and Bailei.com, two monster dating websites, are now burning money to invest in advertisements, and even spare a lot of money to promote them in Yaolei. Ordinary people can also go on a blind date with monsters online. , When you meet someone you like, you can form a partner together. Humans use the power of monsters, and monsters use human brains to make money together.

A takeaway bird in yellow clothes passed by them, and now the delivery group is almost monopolized by big birds.

Xian He was halfway there when he saw a monster spa on the street, and couldn't walk for a while, so he strongly demanded to go to the spa.

Wu Yang had no choice but to be dragged in, ordered a full set for Jiahe, and sat on the sofa to check his phone.

The technicians around looked at his handsome and young appearance, and couldn't help discussing in a low voice-human adaptation is so powerful. After accepting the unscientific world, monks have become high-quality stocks in the love market, and they are constantly rising .

Wu Yang turned a deaf ear and just watched the news, discussing that the size of the earth has doubled this year, the area of ​​arable land has expanded, and it is hoped that the free supply of food will be realized within this year, and the planned supply will be cancelled.

Furthermore, the planet's gravity is still increasing. For safety reasons, aircraft continue to be grounded on a large scale. Please understand.

Principal Shao said that there will be no expansion of enrollment for the time being, but people who have learned the power of words by themselves can join the cram school of Taiqing Academy to receive further guidance.

After reading today's main news, it was already two hours later. Fat Crane came out satisfied. Wu Yang looked at its stomach that hadn't been reduced for a year, and it was even more unpleasant. He wanted to be immortal The floating crane has the unrestrained vigor of "all immortals soaring to the clouds, all stumble up". If this continues, if you ride a fat crane every day, where does the fairy wind come from, and where can you find the bones?

If it really can't be reduced... Wu Yang thought: "No, let's break up?"

Fat Crane froze suddenly, the whole bird froze.

"Although it will become a second marriage, which will affect our search for another partner, but you and I are both experts, so the impact will not be great," Wu Yang sighed, "I still prefer birds with a good figure..."

Fat Crane's fur exploded in shock.

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The news about the scumbag man abandoning his love bird because of his figure was already on the trending searches before Wu Yang opened his house. Netizens were discussing that a bad wife should not be abandoned, men are big pigs, the more beautiful they are, the more philandering they are. On the issue, countless people complained about the wronged Fat Crane, but some people said that since they agreed to lose weight together but did not act, they just exhausted people, which is also a kind of deception.

Of course, the latter's voice is very weak on the Internet, almost being the target of fire.

"What's the matter with being fat!?" As soon as he opened the door, he heard the voice of the middle-aged and elderly man on the sofa was low, "How old are you, and you still marry a crane for your appearance, as long as it can help you, then keep it."

Wu Yang glanced at his middle-aged beer belly, noncommittal.

"You have been in Taiqing Academy for two years, what should I say about you," the middle-aged man reprimanded, "If our family wants to go further, we can't let Xie Lingjun take all the benefits. Tell me, how can you do it?" Can you win Shao Yu further?"

Wu Yang sat on the sofa and silently listened to his father chanting scriptures, that's why he didn't want to go home.

He automatically blocked his father's words, thinking that the next task is to investigate a monster hunting and smuggling line, where is the best place to start, the flow of those wild monster products is actually known without thinking, but this kind of hunting behavior, It is easy to hurt innocent people. Once the offspring of a big monster is killed, the angry monsters will not screen carefully, and will immediately attack all living people within the territory, intensifying the confrontation between the monsters.

Just thinking about it, my mother came out with a soup pot and smiled: "Yangyang, are you tired, come, try this braised bear's paw."

Fat Crane and Wu Yang raised their heads at the same time, their eyes sharp.

"Why hasn't Wu Yang come back yet?" Vice-Principal Bai Mo was making statistics. Every student who performed the task had time to return to school, but they didn't report this time. Wu Yang is the best student in this class, so he won't So light and heavy.

"Could it be Mianjiao again?" Director Ankang habitually throws the pot away—it is already a process to throw all kinds of disappearances in China to Mianjiao.

"Don't be so perverted, Mianjiao has already become a good student." Bai Mo took the information he received, "I'll go find Mrs. Jiang."

That fish hangs around the principal all day long, so it's time to find him something to do.

Their work building is an attic on the top floor, the principal is on the top floor, and walking up the stairs, he saw Jiang Yu slumping into fish cakes on the table, covering the entire table, flicking his tail angrily, glaring at Principal Shao: " Say, do you have any other fish?"

"It's not that I don't have it, I just opened the 'Racial Marriage' without any objection," Principal Shao persuaded the fish kindly, "Don't be angry, you are the most beautiful fish, after seeing you, no other fish can get into me anymore eyes."

"Then tell me, how did you open it!" Jiang Yu snorted coldly.

"It's all because of the trending searches on Weibo. It said that some people were going to break up because their pets were too fat. They were fighting together. I just accidentally clicked on the link in the news..." Shao Yu got up instantly when he saw his lover. The fish turned into a thin fish, and immediately smiled, "Darling, don't get thinner, I like you when you are fat. The one that is trending is definitely not true love."