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The two-day mission went smoothly, but I ran into the groundhog five again in the lounge of a passenger station.

Lu Xun and Xiao Xiao, who were originally leaning their heads on the seat in a typical Parkinson's syndrome posture, saw the groundhogs, and immediately sat up straight with their backs straightened up, and even crossed their shoulders and crossed their backs to raise their legs. The words "You guys are really badass" are written all over the forehead.

A few people kept silent and pretended not to see them passing by. You must know that the two people, Reindeer and Da Da, have been "lawless and evil" in the underground circle for a day or two.

The mission lasted about a week, and it went smoothly, and they punched someone else to vent their anger, and the two felt refreshed.

But just when the mission was over and he was about to return to the city, a little episode happened.

The two had a dispute between eating instant noodles at the airport and taking some time to rest, or going out to rub a meal and beat the tooth festival. The height of moral values ​​and world peace.

So the two of them stood on the side of a deserted street and fought, and the two rough old men not only had a verbal fight, but also occasionally added some gentle touches as supporting evidence.

"I've been with you for so many years! To accommodate you, I often don't eat meat!" Xiao Xiao savagely pulled his coat, "I lost eight catties when I went to Colmar!"

"Did I beg you! Did I force you!" Lu Xun grabbed his wrist and turned him to the ground, "I'm ashamed to be a picky eater like a brat!"

Xiao Xiao didn't care about getting up, and put his legs directly around Lu Xun's waist, threw him to the ground with all his strength, sat up and held him down, and said, "I'm picky eater? You don't even eat fucking meat I don’t even eat meat, say I’m a picky eater! Picky eater!”

Lu Xun struggled on the ground and punched Xiao Xiao's cheekbone: "Are you in the way! If it weren't for watching you fight, it would still be of some use, I would have beaten you to death!"

"It's you who beat me up!" Xiao Xiao punched him in the face without showing any weakness, "You lifted the quilt and let me dry the pork in the winter, and I haven't settled with you yet! I'm blind, and I, Lao Li, will cover you with the quilt I should fucking let you freeze into an old popsicle!"

Not to be outdone, Lu Xun blocked and fought back, "It's bullshit! What do I love about my family!"

"Also!" Xiao Xiao was turned over by Lu Xun and pushed him to the ground, and a sweeping leg knocked him down, "Speaking of old popsicles! Did you eat the one left in the refrigerator in my room last time! Tell me!"

"I'll give you some face after eating it!" Lu Xun was furious, he bent over Xiao Xiao's arm and rolled back to complete a beautiful shoulder throw, "It's not too much to kneel down and say that the emperor's grace is great!"

When the fight reached a fever pitch, the two of them didn't even bother to scold, they just started to beat them up without saying a word. Both of them were obviously professionals in fighting, and they would feel uncomfortable if they didn't beat up a day.

I don’t know which three-good and conscientious young man who had been enlightened by the Buddha came over to fight as if wearing a red scarf exuding the light of socialist core values, and he insisted on persuading the two to separate.

"Calm down, calm down," the red scarf said, "I have something to say."

The two people didn't listen to persuasion at all, and continued to collide and beat each other. This would be because someone was watching, and the two of them invariably put on a high-level posture, such as straight punches, mid-block defenses, one-leg whirlwind kicks, and backspins in the air. Kicking and other forceful high-stance cool moves are all used.

Standing aside, the red scarf was a little stunned. It was the first time he found out that someone was fighting with a black belt.

The red scarf didn't know whether to try to persuade the fight at the moment, and stood by the side in a daze, as if he hadn't calmed down after drinking two-two raw soy. The light of the socialist core values ​​was faintly visible on him. off.

Just when the red scarf was debating whether to risk half his life to persuade the fight, the two men with bruised noses and swollen faces stopped their hands suddenly, and they hooked their shoulders and backs in a friendly way, chatting and laughing with each other.

"Have you enjoyed it, son?" Xiao Xiao yelled while strangling Lu Xun's neck.

"It's unreasonable that I didn't make my son feel good." Lu Xun smiled, "Why don't you make my son feel good in another way?"

"Hehe," Xiao Xiao whistled at him, "You old rascal, aren't you quite arrogant?"

"To each other," Lu Xun politely clasped his fists together, "It's not the same."

"Pingshenpingpingshen," Xiao Xiao said as he suddenly remembered that there was still a person next to him, as if he suddenly remembered his existence, and turned to look at him, "Thank you, little brother, how about..."

The red scarf thought I couldn't do this fight, so she shook her head with an awkward smile and walked away.

"It's almost the Spring Festival, that's okay, this face," Xiao Xiao looked at Lu Xun and clicked his tongue a few times, "It's decorated with lights."

"I forgot to tell you, I'm going out for the Spring Festival, don't expect me to eat dumplings, you can enjoy it by yourself." Lu Xun said, ripping off the clothes that had been messed up by the beating just now, and the cold wind took advantage of the situation When he poured it in, he couldn't help shivering.

"Yo, that's amazing," Xiao Xiao pushed him, Lu Xun almost kissed the ground unpreparedly, staggered for a few steps before standing still, Xiao Xiao followed behind and said, "Where are you going?"

Lu Xun didn't answer after asking, and this vengeful man didn't even come over to push him, so Xiao Xiao felt a little uncomfortable, and cautiously asked, "Qianli... Chasing his wife?"

"Chasing your mother," Lu Xun said in a very calm tone, "I don't have any feelings for him anymore, neither love nor hate, you don't have to..."

He thought about how to describe it, and then said: "Speaking like a little eunuch holding his throat."

"Can you say it nicer," Xiao Xiao's tone was clearly upset, "That's called an eunuch."

After speaking, he himself felt that the point was not this, and added: "I care about you."

"I know." Lu Xun said very softly, as if using no force, and he didn't know if Xiao Xiao heard or not.

"Hey, you haven't answered me yet," Xiao Xiao followed and tugged at him, "Is it because of Bai Shen?"

Lu Xun nodded and said suddenly, "You've been flirting with me for so many years..."

Xiao Xiao almost choked on his own saliva when he heard this, and immediately understood what he was going to say, and quickly covered his mouth to stop the words: "I understand, I understand."

Lu Xun slapped his hand open, and said, "It's fine if I didn't know you before, but you kept it from yourself, so you can't hold back, huh?"

"Don't hold back!" Xiao Xiao even jumped up and lifted his pants to prove his innocence. Lu Xun almost thought he was going to show himself to clarify the pure friendship between the two of them, "I really didn't hold back! I didn't treat you Ever had a thought, other than the idea of ​​stealing that bottle of gin in your freezer..."

"You stole it?!" Lu Xun suddenly became angry, "Is it 'that bottle'! It's three bottles!"

"Yes, yes, grandpa, I was wrong," Xiao Xiao sighed, "I thought it tasted good, so I took it away. Can you give me your wine fairy virtue that never pours over a thousand cups?"

"Here." Lu Xun also sighed and looked at him, "Just tell me what you want, at worst, you will be beaten up, and I will give it to you every time I finish the beating."

"Oh," Xiao Xiao felt pain in his body when he thought about it, and he immediately realized, "Don't speak in such a tone that I beg for food. Also, you have been with me for so many years, and I haven't asked you yet. Are you coveting my deep love?"

Lu Xun looked at him like a wild boar without pants at the zoo, but said nothing.Of course, he himself had never seen a wild boar in underpants.

"Man, let's talk sweetly," Xiao Xiao patted him on the shoulder, "I'll be the first to think about you if I break up with Li Ke someday!"

"Turn left and roll away." Lu Xun said bluntly.

Some people in the circle knew that he had a boyfriend, and all the comrades in Kuyedie, except Xiao Xiao, had a more or less favorable impression of him in that regard.Lu Xun himself didn't know what other attractive qualities he had other than his neat face, but some of his colleagues who were plotting evil knew it clearly.

He has an aura that makes people feel that he has been seen for a long time. After savoring it carefully, he is inexplicably attracted by the poison, and at the same time feels so inexplicable that he wants to scold the heavenly king all the way.

There is a bit of frivolity of a ruffian, a bit of handsomeness of a cool boy, a bit of refined indifference, a bit of unshakable firmness of "no matter what happens in this world, I can't stop me from walking", and a bit of unshakable firmness. There are some unpredictable and unpredictable.

It is very puzzling that these things are mixed in the same person, but these things harmoniously compose Lu Xun's temperament and become his exclusive and unique style.

So Bai Shen is right, as long as you put on different clothes for Lu Xun, he can wear a very different feeling, and the temperament you see is a completely different side of him.

He is like a glass, each side is very dazzling, especially when you see many sides at the same time.

"That...Actually," Xiao Xiao lowered his voice and slowed down, "Actually, Bai Shen is really good. If you really like him, you can wait for his news."

Lu Xun rarely refused directly, but nodded after a while: "Yes."

When he drove Xiao Xiao back to the city again, he went home and packed his luggage to go to the United States.Anyway, he has no place to go during the New Year. Recently, colorful lights and lanterns have been arranged in the community. Only his house is empty and deserted in the community. He feels bored.

Before Bai Shen said that he was married in the United States, it was just for supporting evidence. Others may not have paid much attention to it, but Lu Xun was always in a panic.If Bai Shen is really just a so-called "normal person" recognized by most people, then what is the time they spend together, what is their hugs and kisses, since the days when they separated, he often Thinking of this, I can't help but feel bitingly cold.

Since Bai Shen said that he could find out, then he will look into it, and it is not difficult to cover things like marriage even if someone wants to look into it.

Airplanes, buses, cars, and even bicycles were tossed all the way, and Lu Xun dragged his suitcases into a motel.I checked the information before and found some information about his ex-wife. The only attached photo is the marriage certificate of the two.Married in Nevada a few years ago, there is no photo on it, and he has not been able to see what Bai Shen's ex-wife looks like, only knows the pinyin of the name... Virgin?

Lu Xun laughed unkindly twice, opened his eyes and looked carefully, oh, it's... the first time I met Yu Yu, who was released from prison, was in the bath...

Although he was the only one in the room, he still pretended to cough twice to suppress his crazy imagination, but fortunately he was not very interested in beautiful women taking a bath.

He stared at the phone number left on the file, hesitated for a while, took out his phone, poked the screen, and clicked the dial pad.

The author has something to say:

I'm a little late today, and today, I want to applaud myself for the speed with which I went out some time ago but insisted on keeping the day on the clock!

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Don't be crazy, code silently.With a depressed face, I pulled the antlers of Master Reindeer and said to myself.