Dr. Jishihurensen

Dazai was floating in the black space, feeling as if he had reached the desired, peaceful shore.

However, things didn't seem to be going as he expected.

Bright light swept over his closed eyelids, Dazai frowned, awakened from a peaceful rest.

He rubbed his eyes and sat up, propping himself up with his hands.

This world is a bit strange.

The original darkness remained unchanged, but the position above the head suddenly lit up one meter square grid after another, with different colors, rounded edges, and no danger at all.

However, this is not what the ordinary world should look like.

He should be dead.

Atsushi Nakajima wanted to catch him before, but he dodged him. In order that Atsushi Nakajima would not be seriously injured for saving him, Dazai kicked him in the abdomen with all his strength.

It has to be said that although he has hardly exercised since he became the leader, the physical fitness he exercised with Zhongye Zhongye back then is still there.So at that time, Atsushi Nakajima was kicked directly by him and flew up a little bit, so...

He should be dead. After all, even if he is a person with supernatural abilities, if he falls headfirst on the ground dozens of floors down, he should be thrown into a puddle of mud that can't be buckled, not survived.

It was an injury that was helpless even with Dr. Yosano's supernatural powers.

Determined that he should be dead.Osamu Dazai looked around, thinking about a question subconsciously.

It’s fine if there is no santuchuan or hell in the world after death, why is there still light?

Also, it's a little noisy.

Dazai studied the weird scenery in front of him for a while, but he couldn't touch anything with his hands, but he felt like getting an electric shock...

the other side.

Well.Dazai turned his head, almost startled by something so close to him.

A face that was so huge that it was almost exaggerated than his whole body was in front of him, and his huge eyes blinked at him.

The look of doubt and vigilance in those huge eyes flashed away, and instantly turned into excitement and curiosity similar to that of a strange spirit.

Subconsciously, he put his hands on the ground and took half a step back, only then did he see the whole picture of that face.

At the same time, as if some kind of barrier that had always surrounded him was broken, he clearly heard the voice of someone speaking, so close that it seemed to be speaking loudly in his ear.

"Oda Oda! Take a look, is my phone infected by someone? Why is there an inexplicable game on it?"

The huge face was separated from his front, replaced by a shaking world.

Front, back, left, and right, it either feels like an invisible glass wall, or it is a separation wall that is easy to get an electric shock when you reach out.

What exactly is this place?Even if it is a research institute that studies supernatural abilities, it should be like this, right?How should he get out of this annoying situation?

Just when Dazai was thinking about his way out, Osamu Dazai outside was already holding up his mobile phone to find Oda Sakunosuke.

Because he was sent to school by Mori Ogai before, and his identity is very special, Oda Sakunosuke stayed by his side as a bodyguard until now.

Hearing Dazai Osamu's voice, Oda Sakunosuke leaned out from the kitchen, looked in Dazai Osamu's direction and waved the spatula in his hand.

"I'm cooking, am I in a hurry?"

Osamu Dazai ran over with his mobile phone in hand, "Spicy curry is fine, please show me your mobile phone first."

Oda Sakunosuke sighed, looked into the room, "Where's Akutagawa?"

Even though Oda Sakunosuke's words were endless, Dazai Osamu, who has lived with him for several years, still took it up skillfully, "Akutagawa is also a person with a job after all, and he went to work at the port Mafia. Just give me Take a look."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, turned off the fire source, wiped his hands on the orange sunflower apron, and walked over naturally.

"let me see."

Dazai on the phone originally planned to leave here as soon as possible when the giant was not paying attention to him, but he didn't forget to pay attention to the voices around him.He clearly heard the vaguely familiar voice as if he was talking to someone, and then, the voice that he would never forget for the rest of his life came from not far away.

Dazai originally tried to throw the bandage onto the block so that he would pause when he climbed up, but subconsciously turned towards the person who could not appear in front of him.

Familiar voice, familiar face.Although the space containing him was shaking violently, Dazai still recognized the man with red hair immediately.

Odasaku, that's Odasaku.

Just seeing that figure and hearing his voice, Dazai's subconscious eyes began to lose consciousness.

He remembered that in the bar before, he went to find Odasaku specifically, but Odasaku told him with a strange and wary face that even so, it could not offset what he did to Akutagawa.

Now this face, calm and gentle, with a faint warm color in the eyes, is a scene he has only seen from books.

Tears suddenly fell down.

Would he actually have the chance to see such a relaxed and life-like Oda Saku?

Oda Sakunosuke reached for Dazai Osamu's cell phone.

Osamu Dazai has two mobile phones, one is an old clamshell phone specially used for contacting familiar people, it has almost no other functions except for making calls and sending emails, while the other is a relatively new candy bar phone with a large screen and functions Rich, allowing him to play games anytime, anywhere.

Oda Sakunosuke lowered his head, and stared at the little man on the phone for a moment.

The villain in the mobile phone has a round head, short and cute limbs, disproportionate two heads, a suit and a long red scarf, it looks like a child version of Dazai who secretly wore Dr. Mori's clothes.

And the villain in the mobile phone, with a pair of round eyes shining, seems to be watching people with tears in the anime, aggrieved, two small hands no bigger than rice grains are stuck on the screen, it seems that the next second It looks like it will pop out of the phone.

Oda Sakunosuke stretched out his hand and poked the little Q version of Osamu Dazai, seeing that he seemed to be reaching out to hug his fingers, turned his head, and looked at Osamu Dazai who was looking at him eagerly.

"Don't you think this is a bit like a table pet? I just don't know who made it look like you on purpose."

Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes, put his hand on his chin, looked at the person on the phone for a while, and then suddenly widened his eyes, "Ah, I can see, this is the one that the teacher wore when he was the leader. , Hey, there will be such a me in my mobile phone... It is the teacher who knows that I finally graduated from Dongda University and came to find him, but I will be very sad if I miss it, so I specially developed a game for me ?"

Oda Sakunosuke lowered his head and pondered for a moment, then raised his head, "No, I don't think Mr. Mori should be that boring."

Osamu Dazai didn't care about that, he happily snatched the phone from Oda Sakunosuke, ignoring the gloomy expression of the villain on the phone after he snatched the phone from Oda Sakunosuke , rubbing the phone against his face vigorously.

"Ah, I knew that I was the teacher's favorite student. No one like Akutagawa or Sasaki can compare to me. Ha, I like this surprise. Oda Oda, let's go to the teacher?"

Oda Sakunosuke frowned, turned his head, looked in the direction of the kitchen, and said hesitantly, "The curry is half done, if you want to go at this time, I'm afraid this pot will be wasted."

Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue.

When Oda Sakunosuke was 14 years old, he was just released. The previous organization did not accept a person who had been in a police station. He didn’t know what else he could do besides being a killer, so he almost starved to death on the street. He was still Mr. Rantang at that time. Picking him up and letting him join the port of Mafia, he has a way to make ends meet and avoids starving to death in the future, so he cherishes food very much.

Therefore, it is not only impossible to make Oda Sakunosuke give up the pot of curry that is about to be cooked, but it is very likely that Oda Sakunosuke will scold him.

"Then, anyway, why don't you do it first? I'll say hello to the teacher, and we'll go find him later."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, "Then you should first ask Mr. Mori if you have time there, don't wait for a while when we pass by, Mr. Mori is not at home, it will be difficult for us to find him."

"I know, I know, Oda Mama, I'm going to call the teacher right now, you continue to cook, and I will tell the teacher not to cook here, let's eat curry together~"

Dazai Osamu's tone was brisk, Oda Sakunosuke glanced at him uneasy, and finally chose to believe it.

Osamu Dazai hummed a song, stretched out his hand and poked Dazai on the screen twice, looked at the Q version of himself on the screen dressed as the leader of the port Mafia, tried to avoid being poked down with his movements, hehe laughed.

Walk through the living room, go behind a door, and take another flip phone out of your clothes.

He dialed the phone number on the flip phone with one hand, and poked open a small software hidden in the folder on the straight phone with the other.

Dazai stared indifferently at this Osamu Dazai who lived with Oda Saku, who was still in the midst of blessings but didn't know the blessings. His eyes stayed on the smiling face for a moment, and he felt a slight dislike.

No wonder I couldn't see it at the first time, smiling so stupidly, except for the similar color, how does it look like him?

Damn it, how could such a foolish self be able to talk and laugh with Odasaku like this?He wants to too!

Also, from the previous conversation between the two people, it can be heard that he is probably in this Dazai Osamu's cell phone... Since there are dangerous software in the cell phone, why not hand it over to the more reliable Oda Tsukuru, but himself take it!hateful!

Where he was, after Osamu Dazai poked it, a shimmering object suddenly appeared from mid-air, blocking Dazai's view of the outside world.

He tried left and right a few times, but failed to go around, so he lowered his head and barely got out from the gap between the satellite map and the ground. He turned his head to look at the floating screen that blocked him just now, and then narrowed his eyes.

On the map of Yokohama, the red dot on it should be a satellite positioning as expected. Whose positioning is it?

What is the purpose of this Dazai?

Dazai stared at the screen above, thinking about his way out.

I don't know why in this world, but I don't seem to join the port of Mafia, and I still live with Oda Saku...

Wait, isn't this what the world he saw before he jumped off the building?

How did he come here?Could it be that Osamu Dazai of this world did it?No, looking at it like this, he probably didn't know what happened.I even thought I was a virus software, or some kind of surprise from the teacher...

This teacher, can't it be Mori Ogai?

Before Dazai could think clearly, Osamu Dazai, whose sight was blocked by the Q-version villain, reached out and poked him. Seeing that the villain was easily knocked down by him, he smiled happily, and started talking to the phone.

"Ah, teacher, it's me. What are you doing today? Ah, choosing a wedding dress with Mr. Fukuzawa... Wow, no, teacher, I thought that if you got married, you would at least wear Bai Wugou, right? Why is it a wedding dress? ?”

Mori Ogai on the other end of the phone frankly put on the dress as a go-out outfit, holding a Fukuzawa Yukichi with an unnatural expression on his arm, "Of course it's because of the teacher's request~ What's wrong, Zhikun, today You are in such a good mood, did something good happen?"

Osamu Dazai laughed out loud.

"Yeah, I'm very happy, teacher, teacher, if you and Fukuzawa-san are outside, have you had lunch yet? After Oda and I have cooked the meal, we will take it with you to eat."

Mori Ogai on the other end of the phone glanced at Fukuzawa Yukichi who was sitting aside with a frown from the corner of his eye, with a smile on his face, "No, I don't want to be ruined so easily for the two of us who have finally waited. .”

"Ah—but teacher, people miss you very much."

Osamu Dazai acted unhappily.

The Q version of Dazai on the phone, looking at his expression outside the phone, and hearing his voice, couldn't help frowning, showing a somewhat disgusted expression.

This is the self of this world?Actually acted like a baby with Mori Ogai.

It seems that his first impression was correct, he was indeed a fool.

The author has something to say: First of all, the leader Zai is called Dazai, and the sweet Zai is Dazai