Wu Meiniang's classic story

The fine sworn sister is also your damn queen, he was wiped out by Hong Kong and brought before the king, but the king said: How dare you dangle in front of me with the body of a dead cat, did you tie up my love? concubine.

Hurry up and call me out, Song Seng said: Your Majesty, why are you still so obsessed? This dead cat demon is your queen, why don't you ask the national teacher to call out your queen, the national teacher belongs to the queen sworn brother.

He should know where the queen is. The king was used by the lion spirit to say that as long as the hearts of [-] men and women under the age of ten can be used to practice the elixir of life, he is still asking where the lion spirit queen gave the spirit to the spirit. to die.

"Last night, the Taoist priest who changed from the lion spirit used the king to get hundreds of virgins and girls. He originally wanted to use their hearts to improve their skills, but it was discovered by Ling and Gang. Just as he was about to absorb the spirit energy to improve his skills, the spirit man came out and said: you

You monster is really daring, who gave you the guts to absorb the aura of the children, the children cried and cried until someone came to save them, after that the angry spirit fought the lion spirit for ten rounds and lost to the monster and ran away.

He quickly found his sworn sister who wanted to leave this country to find opportunities in other countries. This monster did not expect the spirit to come to this country. Could it be that there is no country that can make me succeed.

No, as long as there is a chance to go to the country that the spirit person passes through, he will get the seal of those kings on the article.

I'm sure I won't go back again, the cat demon said: This spiritual man's magic power reaches the sky, and Yuanshi Tianzun came forward to design and suppress him in Kunlun Mountain for 100 years. Later, he helped Song monks to promote Taoism and obtain the Taoist scriptures above. , Go back to preach to Da Song.

In order to prove it, the kings of various countries have to stamp the documents, otherwise it cannot be proved that they have passed through many countries, so now that they have come to this country, we have no chance.

How about we go back to the mountains and live happily for thousands of years, we are monsters and can live for thousands of years, don't kill yourself for immortality. "Lion Jing said: I came to this country just to live forever and live the same life as heaven and earth, but this spiritual man really spoiled my good deeds. My mana is far inferior to him and can't deal with him, although we know that Song monk's Taoist clothes can Immortality, heaven and earth live together.

But we don’t know that it’s useless to take away the mental method of Taoism, and there are spiritual beings protecting the Taoist priest. We have to go to other countries where the spiritual beings experience the country to absorb children’s spiritual energy and live forever.

At this time, the spirit came out and said: You still have a chance, don't dream about the Spring and Autumn Dream, now my grandpa Xiaoling will kill you all and give it to the king. If he doesn't believe me, I will kill him and let his son inherit. The throne, a useless and stupid king like him should have died long ago.

I might as well kill this foolish king for the sake of Dao and let his son inherit the throne. His son is also very dissatisfied with his father's actions, but helpless, this kind of king really doesn't know what the people think of him. It is so difficult to do a good thing It's not that I still believe the words of the cat demon.

Gangcai sneaked up behind the cat demon and killed the cat demon with a shot. Before the cat demon showed its original shape and was still alive, Gang Cai actually did shameless things to the cat demon.

Gangcai said: I, Zhu Gangcai, haven’t fucked up for a long time. Kill you, this monster is kicking your ass and touching your face, Gangcai said: Brother, this is a damn monster, just touch it how.

The spirit said: You silly, what's so good to touch the monster's face, Gang Cai said: Brother, I don't know that this monster is also a beautiful woman, it's not too much to touch her before she shows her original shape, but at this time, the lion spirit took advantage of her spirit to touch her. The hunter and Gang ran away without paying attention, which angered the spiritual master.

Take a look, you let the monster go, Gang Cai said: Why did I let the monster go, brother, you let the monster go without paying attention.

The spirit said: It is clear that you, a lustful person, caressed the monster's face. I couldn't see it, so I shook the god and let the monster go.

If it is you who let go, it seems that you have to tell the master when you go back, Gangcai said: Brother, brother, please, please, please don’t go back and explain to the master, or my old Zhu will be miserable up.

When Monk Song heard that Gangcai did such a thing, he said to Gangcai, how can you do such a ridiculous thing, if you do it again next time, I will sue Tianzun so that you will not be able to achieve a positive result.

Gangcai said: Master, don’t dare, don’t dare, don’t tell Tianzun, I don’t dare to tease monsters anymore, let’s talk about a monster and the master is so nervous, isn’t it, Song Seng said: Even if it is a monster It's also how it's a woman's turn to touch you, a reincarnated fairy, it's a shameful thing.

Gangcai said: Don't worry, master, I, Lao Zhu, won't do this again, please don't worry.

"At this time, the spirit man said: You, the king, still don't believe it, so please look at it. In order to convince the king, the spirit man actually flew up into the clouds and rode the fog, which surprised all the civil and military officials of the court.

Said: This is a fairy, god, your majesty, this is a fairy, you might as well listen to him explain the situation, besides, how can we believe such absurd things, if your majesty is still stubborn.

Then we ask Shangxian and the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty to abolish Your Majesty and let His Majesty's son inherit the throne. King Zhou of Shang was also absurd.

King Zhou of the Shang Dynasty would not believe that virgin boys and girls would make people live forever. How could His Majesty believe such a thing? Your Majesty must not be confused. You have to think about it for me. If this goes on, I will die if I go on like this. Immortals these days Come to my court to remind His Majesty.

Your Majesty can't continue to be confused like this. His Majesty the King said with fear in his heart: I know, and I will not be confused again after listening to the officials. At this time, the lion spirit wanted to escape but was intercepted by the spirit man.

"The spirit man said: Where do you want to go, you damn monster, and you will die here today. The spirit man caught up with the monster, removed it, and went back to the temple and said: Please the king stamp the article, we will wait for you To leave. The king said: Good.

The king stamped his seal, and the three bid farewell to the king. The king sent the three out of the city, and the three left. "

A few years later, the three of them were resting in a mountain. Suddenly, the Four Heavenly Kings appeared and took the Song monk and his disciples to the Lingxiao Palace. Nine Obsidian Stars, Taibai Jinxing, Barefoot Great Immortal, 28 Stars, etc., Song Seng and others came to the hall, and Song Seng knelt down to worship: the disciple has inherited the decree of the Supreme Taoist ancestor, and now his merits and virtues are complete. "

Daozu said happily: "Pay, pay." "The old gentleman said: How about the dignified journey of Monk Song and others?"

The gods said: Sincerely and sincerely, but they can't escape the observation of Taoist ancestors. Song Seng went through all kinds of difficulties and dangers all the way to obtain the Tao, and suffered unspeakably.

"He has suffered along the way, and the little god will keep it in mind. This is their account book for disasters, and I beg Daozu to check it out. It says: Born to go through calamities, practice in all directions, and get rid of mortal wombs, etc., a total of [-] hardships."

The Taishang Laojun checked the account books of all the hardships and said: Now that you have attained the Tao and returned to the truth, it has been handed down in the upper half of the Taoist Sutra, and the second half of the volume. You can go to the fairy mountain and ask for it from your junior brother.

This Taoist scripture has the mystery of immortals.There is the foundation of all things.

The Song monk said: I would like to abide by the Taoist patriarch's decree, and hope to get the complete Taoist scriptures as soon as possible, and pass them on to the Song Dynasty, so that the people of the Song Dynasty can sincerely seek the Tao.

The old gentleman said: You wait outside the Nantian Gate, you still have another ordeal, but the secret of heaven must not be revealed. "Several people understand, go out and wait."

After going out, Laojun ordered the four heavenly kings to say: those who are in adversity will surely become enlightened.The Four Heavenly Kings understood.Casting a spell, the three men and their horses fell into the mortal world, and the monk Song fell into the mortal world and said: Could this be the ordeal that Laojun said.

King Ling said: As the saying goes, after going through hardships to become a Taoist body, there must be a reason for God to let me wait for the disaster. Song Monk said: The disciple's words are wonderful, but where is this.

"Gangcai said: Master, this is Tongtianhai. It turns out that we fell here, but why did we feel strange in my heart? At this moment, Song Seng thought of it and said: I remember. In the past, I rescued Chenjiacun and his parents. Thank you." Shipbuilding and delivery."

"But why did the Taoist ancestor send us here? I am too embarrassed to go to Chenjia Village to pray for a ship to send us off. The Song monk said: "As a teacher, I have already obtained the Tao and cast off the mortal womb."

"If you use your supernatural powers, a thousand rivers will pass. It's just because there are still hardships, so we stay here. Master and disciples suddenly heard someone shout: Song Daochang, Song Daochang, Song Daochang! Here, here!"

"Everyone saw no boats everywhere, but saw a big whale with claws. It climbed to the shore and said: "Old Taoist priest, I heard that the Taoist priest has almost obtained the fruit, so I am very happy. Come, come up, I will take you across the sea." .”

The spirit said: You, a whale, can have a welcoming heart.Forget it, let's trust you whale for the time being, if you dare to do treacherous deeds, I will destroy them. Monk Song and others climbed up on them, and the old whale crawled into the sea carrying them. "

Not long after leading the crowd, he said: "Old Taoist priest, I would like to ask you to meet the Taishang Daozu in the heavenly court and ask me how many years I have left to live. I have obtained Taoist scriptures from all over the world, and I am grateful to take off my mortal womb, fly to the Lingxiao Palace, and concentrate on worshiping." Dao, the mind is only in the scriptures, the poor Dao can't ask for it, and the secret of the Dao can't be leaked, and the time has come to know it.

After the big whale heard this, he turned around and threw the master and apprentice and the horse into the sea. Fortunately, the white horse was transformed by the Dragon King of the North Sea, and Hong Kong was the first-rank guard with a sword of the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Court. At the same time, he was also General Sirius of the Temple of Heaven . "

The spirit man is the king of Dongling Shenshan. The spirit man showed his supernatural powers and helped the Song monk out of the water and climbed to the sea.