The President Mistook Him For A Canary!

01 Things I have to say about Chinese New Year

In the first month, many relatives and friends came to Zhuo's family to pay New Year's greetings. Zhuo Fu and Mu Qing graciously introduced Ying Tongchen to them.

At the beginning, Ying Tongchen was embarrassed inside. This embarrassment is different from the usual 100% embarrassment.

If you take an emotional fan chart to describe it, it is three points of surprise, three points of worry, and four points of joy.

Fortunately, within a few days, they got used to this daily life, calling people with Zhuoshu Zhuozi every day.

"Hello, uncle and aunt."

"My name is Ying Tongchen. I'm 27 this year. I have a stable job. I have a car, a house, and a partner."

"I don't know any talent or art."

"Read two sentences in English? happynewyear?"

"I really don't know how to act, but I have a friend who is a star. Can he come and perform a thin monkey climbing a tree in three seconds?"

"Auntie, you're welcome. You really don't need the red envelope. You can't do it."

Zhuo Zi on the other side was also facing the same situation. After asking about her grades and talents, she had already moved from piano and guitar to Erhu Suona, and then performed a 360-degree backflip and landing splits, which received round after round of applause.

Ying Tongchen: "..." It was so terrifying.

This? Is the Chinese New Year?

He? Seeing that Zhuo Zi had begun to tearfully try to write couplets with his feet, he got out of the crowd in fright, and fled in a hurry.

Ying Tongchen looked around for Zhuo Shu's figure, walked to the right side of the living room, surrounded by a group of chess and card veterans, a group of big masters participated in the battle, and ordered blindly.

Zhuo Fu and Lao Si teamed up to kill all the invincible players at the poker table.In the final battle at the pinnacle, the two turned friends into enemies, fought, and even cursed each other.

Zhuo Fu said: "Curse you to eat instant noodles without a seasoning packet, to go to the bathroom to plug the toilet, to buy soda cans without a pull ring, to buy milk tea without a straw, to eat watermelon with watermelon seeds, and to be cut in line forever."

Lao Si said: "I curse that your mobile phone signal is intercepted by aliens, you can't make calls, you can't send WeChat, you will never be able to surf the Internet, and you will never have a mobile phone to use."

Ying Tongchen: "..." Have you passed the tenth grade in the TV drama exam?

There is nothing special here, they walked to the other side, and the ladies were sitting around having an exquisite afternoon tea time.

A noble and elegant lady held an embroidery needle in her hand and concentrated on cross-stitching: "Sister, can you stop playing games and come and see the present I prepared for you."

Mu Qing took a look out of her busy schedule: "What gift?"

""Home and Everything Prospers", look at me? How is the craftsmanship?"

Mu Qing rolled her eyes: "As long as you let go, we'll still be sisters."

Another lady put down the tablet, which showed the latest trend of the stock. It was green, and it was as miserable as it could be. She helped the frame: "Second sister, don't play with these? Come and help me!" I will choose another stock."

Then I saw the lady holding an embroidery needle point casually: "This one."

"Okay."

Ying Tongchen: "..."

A few teenagers were playing outside the courtyard. Ying Tongchen glanced at them, but there was nothing special about them.At this time, there was a burst of children's laughter on the second floor, and they walked up.

Following the sound, he walked to the door of the cloakroom, and saw Zhuo Shu sitting on the ground surrounded by several children aged six or seven, laughing non-stop.

And Zhuo Zhi was disheveled, with messy hairstyle, and standing in front of him was a beautiful little girl with a white veil on her head.

Zhuoshu turned his head to look at him, and sent out a signal for help.

Ying Tongchen had just taken two steps when he heard the little girl say, "Will you be my groom?"

Ying Tongchen: "..."

Zhuo Shu begged for mercy: "Ancestors, stop playing, let's go down and play games, shall we?"

The little girl groaned: "Don't play games, my cousin will play the bride and groom game with us, otherwise I will cry."

Several other children burst into tears immediately.

Zhuo Shu was the first and the second big. After coaxing one? coaxing the other, he explained with difficulty: "It's not that I don't want to play with you, I really have a wife."

"Where?" the little girl asked.

Zhuo Shu pointed at Ying Tongchen.

A group of children looked at him together, with tears and snot bubbles on their faces, and a few pairs of bright eyes, very beautiful.

Ying Tongchen's heart softened, and he also sat down, looked directly at them, and waved: "Hello."

The little girl shook her head suddenly: "No, you are not the bride."

"He? That's it." Zhuoshu insisted.

The little girl took off the white gauze from her head, put it on Ying Tongchen's head, and then clapped her hands non-stop: "Now she is the bride."

Ying Tongchen: "..." Can't tell, you are so small, but you still have a big sense of ceremony?

Zhuo Shu's shoulders trembled slightly. Seeing him? He stretched out his hand to tear it off, and said quietly, "Aren't you afraid that they will cry again?"

Ying Tongchen paused: "Then what should I do?"

Zhuo Shu turned his head to fool the children: "Zhuo Zi has prepared beautiful little skirts for you, go and have a look."

"Oh yeah!" The leading little girl ran out immediately, and the others followed.

Zhuo Shu reached out to grab the white gauze, paused, then opened it from the front, and said softly, "Will you be my bride?"

"Yes!" A woman at the door suddenly answered instead.

Zhuoshu: "..."

Mu Qing took her sisters upstairs, and when she passed by, she saw this scene.

The woman who spoke just now said regretfully, "Sister, why don't you hold a wedding for the children, this? It's too shabby."

Zhuoshu: "..."

Ying Tongchen: "..."

02 About using acting skills at critical moments?

Ying Tongchen managed to get to know all the relatives of Zhuo's family, and another wave of people he didn't expect appeared.

The Zhuo family, who had finally been quiet, was suddenly awakened by an angry voice.

"People inside, you are already surrounded by us! Hurry up and surrender, hand over the red envelope!"

Ying Tongchen put down the computer, raised his head and said, "It seems to be Shi Tiwei's voice."

"He? Why is it here again!" Zhuo Shu stood up in a deep voice, walked to the gate and saw a large crowd of people.

Mu Qing came over to take a look: "Who are you?"

"We are all Zhuo Zi's classmates, and we are here to greet Teacher Ying!" Shi Tiwei said.

Mu Qing smiled and said, "Then come in and play."

A group of people walked into the living room, chattering non-stop, and after seeing Ying Tongchen, they all seemed to have wiped honey on their mouths.

Cheng Jihao said, "Teacher, I finished my homework ahead of schedule."

Ying Tongchen smiled gratifiedly: "Not bad."

"Teacher, this is the blessing of peace that I prayed to Buddha a few days ago, and I give it to you." You Diansha said.

"Thank you." Ying Tongchen accepted it in surprise.

But a classmate next to him was unhappy: "You Diansha, didn't you say that the talisman that I begged to pass every exam is the only one?"

You Diansha replied: "That's right, you are the only one who must pass every exam."

Dear students, please tell me what you said: "I am a fortune teller", "I am a rich woman", "I am a talisman that can eat snail noodles forever", "I am a talisman to marry Hatano knot clothes"

Ying Tongchen looked at them. They were arguing together, very lively, as if they were back in class again.

After a long while, Shi Tiwei interrupted this topic: "Teacher, you gave me 38 sets of Tianli, and there is no reference answer. Is there something missing?"

Ying Tongchen replied: "I did it on purpose."

Shi Tiwei fainted on the sofa, but turned his eyes around and said, "We've all come here? It's been a long time, why hasn't Zhuo Zi appeared yet?"

Zhuo Fu arranged for servants to prepare tea and snacks for them, and replied with a smile: "She hasn't woken up yet, her mother has gone to call her."

Shi Tiwei said happily to Ban Zhang next to him, "Oh my God! I can see the goddess who just woke up, so happy!"

Ban Zhang glanced at him lightly, but didn't speak.

Today he came alone, and his grandparents have already been discharged from the hospital. When he learned that he was visiting a classmate's house, he left his sister at home.

While everyone was booing, the door of an upstairs bedroom opened.

Zhuo Zi rubbed her eyes and walked to the door, her hair was disheveled, she was suddenly taken aback, and stared blankly at the crowd downstairs.

The whole place was silent.

"I'm making a big fuss!" Zhuo Zi turned around and closed the door, and there was a burst of laughter from below.

Shi Tiwei was shocked, why would the goddess wear such SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas?Why is the hair so messy?Still swearing?Will there be eye droppings?

He threw his question to Ban Zhang, and Ban Zhang said, "Don't you think it's cute?"

"Cute is cute." Shi Tiwei whispered, "But how should I put it, the goddesses in my imagination are always sexy and beautiful."

Hearing this, Ban Zhang said again: "Then let me tell you secretly, she can not only swear, but also grind her teeth, sleepwalk, fart, and jio."

Shi Tiwei: I Split.jpg

Ah Wei was too flustered to notice why Ban Zhang knew that Zhuo Zi was grinding his teeth and sleepwalking. He?

Ban Zhang smiled helplessly when he saw his unlovable expression, turned his head, and saw Ying Tongchen's meaningful smile, his ears blushed slightly.

Everyone lingered in the living room for a while, Zhuo Fu and Mu Qing arranged a party in a nearby villa, and took them? A large group of them set off there.

After the people had almost left, Ying Tongchen found Zhuo Shu in the study: "Why are you hiding here?"

"I'm afraid they'll ask gossip," Zhuo Shu said.

Ying Tongchen laughed and said, "There's nothing to be afraid of."

"I'm afraid to ask how we met." Zhuo Shu came over, "I really don't know how to say it, is it a nurturing or a dating?"

"I'm always saying that" Ying Tongchen stopped in the middle of his words, and looked sideways at the person at the door of the next room.

Zhuo Zi was stunned.

stay.

stagnation.

She put on her makeup as quickly as possible, put on the most beautiful clothes, and was just about to go out to find her classmates, but what did she hear? !

Ahhhhh!

Why do you always let her bear so much!

Others are pregnant with ears, but her ears are miscarried again and again!

Since she was born as a human being, why would she need to have an extra pair of ears.

Ying Tongchen touched his nose and tried to explain: "You may have misheard just now, we met through friends."

"Let's go, please let me go." Zhuo Zi groped forward in the air with both hands, his eyes were blank, "I'm blind, I can't hear anything."

Regarding the self-cultivation of an actor, switching blind roles online is effortless.

After Zhuo Zi rushed to the place where her classmates were, she couldn't return to calm for a long time.The students are distributed in the chess and card room, fitness area, ball room and KTV.

She stood at the corner of the stairs on the second floor, lost in thought.

"What are you thinking?" Ban Zhang walked upstairs and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw her. God knows how long he has been wandering around this villa.

"Drink some water." Ban Zhang handed her a bottle of water.

Zhuo Zi caught it in a daze, but didn't let go of his hand, holding it tightly.

Ban Zhang's hand was wrapped by her, and he couldn't help being stunned for a moment, his fingertips were slightly hot, and he pondered: "What's wrong?"

"Oh, I'm sorry." Zhuo Zi reacted, put the water on the table next to him, and looked straight at him, "Ban Zhang, I have something to tell you."

Seeing her serious tone, Ban Zhang looked a little excited. Looking at her delicate and beautiful eyes, Ban Zhang had an improbable guess in his heart. His heartbeat was inexplicable? Missed a beat, something that had been buried in his heart for a long time? The seed seems to have sprouted from the ground.

"What's the matter?" Ban Zhang asked calmly, but secretly put his hands in his pockets, trembling slightly.

Zhuo Zi suddenly embraced his arms with both hands: "Are you my best friend?"

Ban Zhang froze, looked at the person close at hand, stumbled and said, "Yes?"

Zhuo Zi asked again: "Do you often help write love letters?"

Ban Zhang almost stopped breathing: "Yes."

"Then you must be very good at writing? Well, much better than me." Zhuo Zi looked around, then suddenly stood on tiptoe, covered her mouth and leaned over, as if to whisper.

Ban Zhang's heart stopped suddenly.

Then I heard her whispering like a devil: "What do you think about helping me write a novel that you said last time?"

Ban Zhang: "."

Ban Zhang was stunned for a while, and it took him a long time to recover. He turned to look at her blankly, but found that the distance was too close.

The light fell on her cheeks, the long eyelashes reflected a little blue shadow, her skin was as white as porcelain jade, and her moist red lips opened and closed gently: "I thought of a better subject, my God, thank you? Give me the material."

Ban Zhang: "?"

"I even thought about the name of the article, so I called it "The President? He Misidentified the Canary". You use my account to write it, keep it safe, and then how about we get [-] points? I get [-] and you get [-]." Zhuo Zi's eyes flickered slightly, "Is that enough for you?"

Ban Zhang: "..."

"You don't want to?" Zhuo Zi tilted his head to glance at his expression, although he couldn't understand it, but such a long hesitation can also explain the problem, "Okay, then I'll do it myself, the main reason is this I've been very busy for a while, wait? I'll be fine when I'm done. By the way, remember to keep it secret, do you hear me?"

Ban Zhang: "Yes."

Zhuo Zi giggled, Ban Zhang raised his eyes to see her smile, the corners of his mouth curled up.

"Hey, you look pretty when you smile." Zhuo Zi said in surprise, "Look carefully, you look handsome, your face is a little red, is the air conditioner too hot? I feel so hot too, wait? I'll take it off." clothing."

Ban Zhang: "..."

At this moment, Mu Qing's voice sounded beside her: "Oh."

When the two looked around, they saw Mu Qing and Zhuo Fu holding hands, but their eyes were fixed on them.

Zhuo Zi and Ban Zhang looked at each other, only to realize that their posture was too ambiguous, so they hurriedly stood a foot away.

Ban Zhang turned his face away: "Well, it's not what you see."

Zhuo Zi had just taken off half of her jacket, and thought it was nothing at first, but when they looked at it like this, it seemed that there was some story, her face became hot, and she said as thin as a mosquito: "We are just good friends, um, best friends."

"Let's go, please let me go." Mu Qing suddenly groped forward with her hands in the air, her eyes were blank, "I'm blind, I can't see anything, my husband quickly help me."

Zhuo Zi: "..."

Therefore, acting skills sometimes require genes and talents. Some people should be born as actresses.