The President Mistook Him For A Canary!

From time to time, there are birdsong and crows yelling in the mountains and forests. If you listen carefully, you can still hear them yelling-"The embarrassment in capital letters, Yujian Yusuke, yay..."

The setting sun was like blood, but it made everyone's face pale.

Of course, Ying Tongchen's whiteness was due to his inherently fair skin, and Zhen Mingxin's paleness was because he had put on powder.

A gust of cold wind blew by, and Zhuo Shu was about to fall.

Zhen Mingxin held Meng Gong's hand tightly, and quietly moved behind him, only showing half of his head to look at Zhuo Shu.

I have seen this brother before.

When I didn't see him, I saw him in a nightmare.

When we met at the gym later, his figure was really autistic, but at that time, I didn't know that he was the one who wanted to support himself.

Zhuo Shu took a step forward: "My friend, listen to me—"

"You, you, don't come here!" Zhen Mingxin retracted his head, hid his whole body behind Meng Gong, and said softly, "I have fallen in love with someone else, if you can't get my heart, you can never get mine people!"

Zhuoshu: "..."

"It's all a misunderstanding." Zhuo Shu took another step forward.

Meng Gong immediately opened his hands, blocking his direction like a child: "If you have something to say, please keep your distance."

"Then let me tell him face to face." Zhuo Shu walked aside, but Zhen Mingxin grabbed Meng Gong's clothes and moved aside.

After several rounds, Zhuo Shu didn't catch anyone, so he turned to Ying Tongchen for help, only to see him sitting on the stone beside him, clapping expressionlessly: "That's right, that's right, I came to the top of the mountain after a long journey to play eagles and chickens. "

The three of them were startled, looking at the situation in front of them, it wasn't just an eagle catching a chicken!

Zhen Mingxin retorted: "Nonsense, I'm not a...chick, right, Meng Meng."

Meng Gong blushed: "Yes, you are not."

Ying Tongchen: "..."

I don't know why.

Ying Tongchen looked at the sky and said, "It's getting dark, hurry up and set up a tent."

"Okay." Zhuo Shu hurried back to unpack his luggage as if he had been pardoned, taking this opportunity to think about how to deal with this terrifying Shura field!

Meng Gong glanced at his back, and secretly asked Ying Tongchen: "Why do you come here to climb the mountain?"

"It's a long story..." Ying Tongchen paused, then said concisely, "We got lost."

Meng Gong seemed to have heard something strange, and wondered: "You will get lost?"

Ying Tongchen touched his nose, turned his head and looked in Zhuo Zhi's direction: "I squinted in the car for a while, and was dragged here when I woke up."

Meng Gong gave a thumbs up: "Love makes people lose their wisdom, and the ancients were honest and never deceived themselves."

Ying Tongchen glanced at him: "Then what about you, why did you come to the barren mountains?"

Meng Gong hesitated to speak, and finally lowered his head under his questioning eyes: "We are also lost."

Ying Tongchen nodded: "Well, the ancients were sincere and never deceived me."

Meng Gong's head drooped even lower.

"Meng Meng, let's get some food." Zhen Mingxin shouted.

Meng Gong: "Good!"

Ying Tongchen and Meng Gong went back to the camp separately, saw Zhuo Shu was setting up a tent, and stepped forward to help.

The two stood diagonally arranging the skeleton and the tent. Zhuo Shu turned his head and glanced at the other two in the distance, and asked in a low voice, "When did they fall in love?"

"What?" Ying Tongchen took the tent he handed over, often pulled it down, and fixed it in a corner, "If they don't fall in love, do you still have to intervene?"

"How is it possible?" Zhuo Shu finished the work in hand, and hurried to his side. Seeing him bent over to check the knots of the nails, the hem of his clothes was tucked up to his waist, his buttocks were raised roundly, and he subconsciously slapped him , making a snap.

Ying Tongchen: "..."

Meng Gong took the tool and held Zhen Mingxin's hand. After walking a few steps, he saw Ying Tongchen beating Zhuo Shu, and quickly pulled him back and walked in another direction.

Zhen Mingxin said in horror: "Just now... I read it right, right? Brother Ying is beating up the boss, right?"

Meng Gong hesitated and said: "Well, if it falls into the hands of Tongchen, can you still have a good life? If it weren't because you are a 1, there is no possibility of being with the boss, maybe you are with him at this moment. The boyfriend was beaten together."

"It's scary." Zhen Mingxin held his hand tightly, "Will you hit me?"

Meng Gong: "It depends on your performance."

Zhen Mingxin blushed: "I think we can try a new posture tonight."

"Okay." Meng Gong just finished answering, his face tightened, "No, there are still two light bulbs tonight!"

Zhen Mingxin: "Damn it!"

"Where are you going?" Ying Tongchen stopped the two of them suddenly.

Zhen Mingxin shook his hands, turned his head in fear, and blurted out: "We, let's go to unlock the new pose, ah bah, to unlock the food in the new location."

Ying Tongchen threw away Zhuo Shu and walked over here: "Looking for something to eat?"

Meng Gong replied: "That's right, we only have a little bit of dry food left, and we are planning to get some food."

"Let's go together too." After Ying Tongchen said, he turned his head and glanced at Zhuo Shu, Zhuo Shu immediately chased after him like a little wife, and tidied up his messy hairstyle.

Zhen Mingxin tremblingly said, "Isn't that bad?"

Ying Tongchen looked at him suddenly: "What's wrong?"

Zhen Mingxin shrank his neck in fright, thinking of the scene of unilateral hanging and beating just now, he felt a little like kneeling: "The road is long and the road ahead is dangerous, so you don't need to run errands yourself, how about we bring it to you?"

Ying Tongchen said: "No, let's go together, and get acquainted with the surrounding environment by the way."

"Okay then." Zhen Mingxin and Meng Gong led the way, and introduced the nearby terrain by the way, "We have lived here for two days, but we haven't seen anyone coming. We plan to go back tomorrow. There is an orange tree below. It was almost eaten by us in two days."

"Only oranges?"

"No, there's also pipa bark..." Zhen Mingxin just answered, when he realized that it was Zhuo Shu's question, he hurriedly put the relationship aside, "Don't ask me, I'm not familiar with you. Brother Ying, hurry up!" Take care of him."

Zhuoshu: "..."

The four of them came to an orange tree that was about to be bald. As the tallest member, Zhuo Shu took the initiative to reach out to pick the oranges, but only touched a few leaves.

"It's so high, how do you pick it?"

"I'll do it." Zhen Mingxin stretched his hands and feet, and then climbed up the tree swiftly.

Zhuo Shu was dumbfounded: "Young man, you are very skillful."

Meng Gong proudly said: "That is, our Mingxin has already become a survival expert after these three months of training... Ah bah, why am I telling you this?"

Zhuoshu: "..."

Baoyang is a mouthful, so you have something to say!

"Listen to my explanation, I really didn't really want to keep him!" Zhuo Shu said, "I was drinking by mistake, so I agreed to his manager in a muddle. I originally planned to persuade him to be good, and I didn't move at all. Overwhelm his thoughts!"

"Then why did you 'include' Tong Chen for so long?" Meng Gong asked.

"Ah, this..." Zhuo Shu tugged at Ying Tongchen's sleeve as if asking for help.

Ying Tongchen pulled it back, turned to look at him, with the words "Looking for a show" written all over his face.

After a while, Zhuo Shu suddenly read the other person's heart from his eyes!

This opportunity is not only suitable for explaining, but also very suitable for expressing your heart!

The previous confession was just a matter between the two, although everyone knew it well.

But men, after all, we still need to save face.

Ying Tongchen must have hoped that he would take this opportunity to confess his love openly in front of his best friend and an embarrassing person!

Zhuo Shu: I understand!

The sun has completely sunk, and the sky is gray. It won't be long before this place will be wrapped in darkness.

There was silence all around, and the leaves were shaking, as if impatiently waiting, urging him to act quickly.

Zhuo Shu swallowed, took a deep breath, closed his eyes and shouted loudly: "Yes! I am corresponding to Tongchen and fell in love at first sight! What I want to cover is only Ying Tongchen! Ying Tongchen, I declare you! You Did you hear me!"

The voice echoed in the forest.

However, no one answered.

He slowly opened his eyes, and there was no one around him.

Ying Tongchen and Meng Gong were talking and laughing about picking up branches more than ten meters away. Zhen Mingxin was busy picking oranges, and accidentally dropped one, which hit him on the head.

The crow flew over: "It's embarrassing in capital letters, Youjian Yousuke, ah ah ah..."

Zhuoshu: "..."

"Brother, I'm sorry, but help me pick up some oranges." Zhen Mingxin said standing on the tree.

Zhuo Shu fed the air with enthusiasm, and the sadness flowed like a river.

He picked up the orange, raised his head and said, "What I said is true, don't worry, little brother, I will never like you no matter what."

Zhen Mingxin: "Okay, I believe you. What's more, our models have collided, and we are destined to have no sex or happiness when we are together."

Special:?

Special:? ? ?

Zhuo Shu looked at his thin body, then turned his head to look at the muscular Meng Gong, his three senses were shattered along with his facial features, and he almost failed to manage his expressions well: "You are actually 1?!"

"Yeah, I didn't expect that." Zhen Mingxin skillfully used the hook to pick the oranges, "Otherwise, why do you think I had to run away temporarily?"

Zhuo Shu pondered for a moment, then suddenly heaved a sigh of relief.After thinking about it carefully, he said happily, "Then, I should thank you very much. Without you, I might not be able to know Tongchen."

Zhen Mingxin was stunned: "Hey, blind student, you discovered Huadian. I also have to thank you, big brother! If you hadn't played the role of the greasy boss, how could I have met Meng Meng."

The two immediately fell in love with each other, and they just wished they could become sworn brothers on the spot.

After a while, Zhen Mingxin picked a large basket of oranges, tied the basket around his waist, and climbed down the tree trunk.

Zhuo Shu praised: "Good skill."

"That's right, variety shows have taught me how to be a human being." Zhen Mingxin burst into tears when he said it, "Didn't I eat anything in the past three months? What tree didn't I climb? Huh, huh, huh."

Speaking of sadness, he couldn't help but feel sad, and for a moment he didn't notice that his feet were not steady.

Zhen Mingxin looked down and said, "..."

Zhen Mingxin: "Ahhh! Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, the Virgin Mary!"

"It's only one meter, just jump off." After Zhuo Shu finished speaking, the other party jumped on top of him, and he subconsciously caught it. Due to gravity, he turned half a circle on the spot.

The picture seemed to freeze.

Zhuo Shu looked down at Zhen Mingxin, and Zhen Mingxin's eyes moved slightly: "Brother."

Zhuo Shu: "Little brother."

"What are you doing?" Meng Gong suddenly appeared beside them.

The two turned their heads to look at Meng Gong and Ying Tongchen beside him at the same time, staring at them like black and white.

"Tongchen, let's go!" Meng Gong dragged Ying Tongchen and left this dirty place.

"Wait!" Zhuo Shu and Zhen Mingxin shouted in unison, but the two left without looking back.

Zhuo Shu immediately dropped the person in his hand.

Zhen Mingxin rolled around on the ground, trying to get Meng Gong back by using bitter tricks, and shouted loudly: "Oh, brother, my leg! My leg is gone! You are so cruel!"

Zhuo Shu said heartbroken, "You only lost a leg, but I lost my love!"

The brothers supported each other and climbed back to the camp.

Zhuo Shu was worried about his legs at first, but as soon as Meng Gong left, Zhen Mingxin jumped up on the spot.

The two said to each other that they cherish each other, and then they went back to their respective homes and found their own wives.

Zhuo Shu's tent was still on the other side. He had just walked a few steps before quietly retreating to watch Zhen Mingxin coax his wife.

I saw Zhen Mingxin was walking, suddenly limping, walked towards the tent, crying, "Meng Meng, I fell so badly, I need blow blowing to get better."

The tent zipper opened from the inside out, obviously allowing him to enter.

Zhuo Shu: "..." Life is not easy, it all depends on acting skills.

Learn to learn.

Zhuo Shu immediately returned to his tent. There was a light inside, reflecting Ying Tongchen's shadow.

He immediately bent his legs and said joltingly: "Ying, I fell and hurt so much, I need blow blowing to get better."

The tent zipper was opened from the inside out, and Ying Tongchen came out, holding a fruit knife in his hand, and asked, "Where does it hurt?"

Zhuo Shu was surprised: "You put down the things before you talk."

Ying Tongchen sat down beside him, took out an apple given by Meng Gong from his pocket, and gave him a slanted look: "Tell me, where does it hurt?"

"Here, here..." Zhuo Zhi weakly pointed at his right ankle.

"Then it must be very inconvenient for you to walk like this." Ying Tongchen said with concern.

There is a show!The bitter trick is indeed the most effective!

Zhuo Shu nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, it's not easy to walk at all."

"Come here." Ying Tongchen said softly, "I'll help you remove the other leg, so you won't have to walk in a wheelchair from now on."

Zhuo:! ! !

Learning is useless, learning is useless.