The President Mistook Him For A Canary!

Mi Shu sighed sincerely in her heart: Sure enough, the thinking of a boss is not something employees like them can understand.

He is so efficient in doing things, and he just wants to get married. Isn't the next step is to have a child and make a will?

In any case, she still decided to save the lost lamb on the road of love first, saying: "No."

"Why?"

"This is a society ruled by law." Mi Shu smiled, "Besides, the same-sex marriage law has not yet been passed."

"Oh!" Zhuo Shuzhi pointed at the table, "So now only the first option is left?"

"Yes, but this is a matter of mutual affection. Did Mr. Ying say he liked you?"

Zhuo Ju felt aggrieved: "No."

"Hey." Mi Shu said, "Then you have to pursue Mr. Ying seriously first, and when you are sure enough, you can confess your love with confidence."

"for example?"

Mi Shu: "First of all, we must understand this person, his character and preferences, and then find the entry point and take the initiative!"

Zhuo Shu rubbed his chin, nodded thoughtfully, then waved his hand impatiently: "It's really troublesome, let's not talk, let's go to work."

After Mi Shu closed the door of the office, he relaxed, and immediately searched the school's post bar on the web.

Here might be an entry point.

Post 1: I found a school card, Zhuo Zi, come and get your card.

Zhuoshu: "..."

One minute later, Zhuo Zi received a message from her brother: [Contact this number, your card is in his hand. 】

"?"

Zhuo Zi touched his pocket, bad, the school card is gone!How did Zhuo Shu know? !

She looked around, and her deskmate asked her what she was looking for, and she said in horror: "Look for a camera, the invisible one!"

Post 2: I received several love letters today, with different signatures but the same handwriting :) Is this your attitude of chasing people? ? ?

Post 3: Various services such as ghostwriting are in progress, please feel free to poke me privately.

Zhuo Shu clicked in and saw that the main building had posted various services, so he immediately took off the vest of the main building and made a plan.

He privately poked the landlord: [Hello, do you have the service of a proxy teacher? 】

【Landlord】: Reject students.

Zhuo Shu: [I'm an adult, my salary will be doubled. 】

[Landlord]: Look at the ID card.

Zhuo Shu thought that this kid had a lot of work ethic, so he sent a coded photo of his ID card that only showed his birthday, and the other party accepted the order and asked which teacher it was for.

Zhuo Shu thought for a while, and couldn't be too obvious, so he replied: [Zheng Zhinan, Ying Tongchen]

Landlord: [Okay, I understand what you mean, don’t worry]

Ban Zhang put away his phone, Xindao’s ID card was probably a fake one, and he was probably another corrupt female student who had a crush on Teacher Ying and Teacher Zheng, the kind who could make up a 40-word novel with just a photo.

Post 4: Time to discuss a wave of cute teachers~

found it!Zhuo Shu immediately clicked in, and after reading more than a dozen answers, even Zheng Zhinan was nominated, but he never saw Ying Tongchen.

He immediately typed on the keyboard: [Why didn't anyone say Teacher Ying?Am I the only one who thinks he's cute? 】

Reply 1: Yes, only you.

Reply 2: Hahahaha Teacher Ying is cute?Slide the big chicken in the world!

Reply 3: At first glance, he is an outsider who was deceived by his appearance. After you have taken his class, you will know that he is not cute.

Reply 4: Mr. Ying is not cute, but beautiful, the floor master should go to the hot post of the beauty pageant next door.

Zhuo Shu was kicked out, and he clicked on the pageant post, and Ying Tongchen was undoubtedly the first voter, and he was secretly delighted.When he saw Zheng Zhinan who was second, his face froze.

After quitting this post, he swipe casually again, but did not find any important information.Suddenly, the mouse stopped somewhere——

Post: I recently found out that I like someone, and I don't know how to pursue confession, can everyone help me with a trick?

"Cut, these students just have too little homework." Zhuo Ju forked off the web page in disgust, and flipped through the files.

After a while, he frantically restored his browsing history.

1L: 16-year-old single dog, no right to speak, come downstairs.

2L: Out of line, next one.

3L: Chasing people, just be thick-skinned, don't be afraid of being rejected, come back again at worst!One day, I will be able to defeat the opponent with my face!

4L: Let's see what she likes, and choose what she likes.My girlfriend loves to eat snacks. I bought a carload of snacks for her, but she was very moved.

5L: Don't be too dog-licking. Be careful that people only use you as a cash machine. You still have to have the dignity that a man should have.

6L: The main thing is sincerity, as long as you persevere, even the thousand-year-old ice can be melted by you.

7L: Why don't you write a love letter first, and then invite you to the playground to express your love?We can place candles for you!

8L: Help, in what age will people still play this game.Landlord, if you place candles, next year today will be the candles we put on your grave.

The host replied: Here I am, I wrote a few love letters, all of which were confiscated by the teacher, and the one I wrote myself just now was also confiscated... I didn't make it to the playground.Thanks for the advice guys, I'll keep it in mind!

9L: Sir, what kind of physique do you have?All the love letters were seized?Is the class teacher Conan alive?

10L: [Candle]

......

Zhuo Shu exited the post bar, opened the notebook next to him, and recorded his summary.

The first step is to do what you like.

The second step is to be romantic, considerate, and persistent.

The third step is to understand him, respect him, and love him. Whether it is good times or bad times, poor or rich, healthy or sick, I will always be with him... Seems weird?

Forget it, it’s true to listen to these experts, and he completed this sentence again-I will always be by his side.

Very good, the next step is to go to the first step, to match what you like.

He immediately contacted the people in Bourdain, prepared three boxes of hairy crabs, and went directly to pick them up after get off work.

After finishing the call, he continued to work comfortably.

As soon as the off-duty time came, several people in the secretariat stared at the boss's office. Usually, there would always be one or two people who waited until the boss left before leaving get off work.When a few people were discussing what to order for supper, they saw their boss walking out of the door in a hurry.

One person whispered: "What's wrong with Mr. Zhuo? He didn't work overtime today?"

Mi Shu said softly, "I'm in love."

"Oh, so it's love...what?" Several people were shocked at the same time, "Love?!"

Another person's pupils trembled: "It's a big event, I'm going to be busy next time."

After Zhuo Shu went to Bourdain to get the hairy crabs, he went straight to Ying Tongchen's apartment and stood lingering at the door.

Do you want to send the surprise anonymously, or send it in person with your real name?

"What are you doing?" Ying Tongchen muttered as soon as he stepped out of the elevator and saw him dangling around the door with several boxes of hairy crabs.

Zhuo Shu immediately turned around, pretending to be natural and said, "Oh, you're back, open the door quickly, things are heavy."

Ying Tongchen opened the door, stared at the boxes of crabs, and wondered, "This is...?"

"For you." Zhuo Shu put the things on the table, "Do you like it?"

Ying Tongchen was noncommittal, walked over to open it and took a look, although he didn't speak, but Zhuo Ju could feel his happy mood.

"Nothing to show courtesy." Ying Tongchen raised his eyes and asked, "Tell me, what's the matter?"

"Can I stay tonight?" Zhuo Shu asked immediately.

Ying Tongchen raised his eyebrows: "No, I will have three evening self-study sessions, and I have morning self-study sessions every morning."

"Okay." Zhuo Shu sighed.

Ying Tongchen pondered for a moment, took a deep breath, and said, "If you don't do it, you can stay."

"Forget it, you leave early and come back late, I'll disturb your rest by staying here." Zhuo Shu said distressedly, "I'll come back on the weekend."

Ying Tongchen's eyes turned cold: "Walk slowly."

"Is this going to drive people away?" Zhuo Shu was surprised, "You can't even come on weekends?"

"Go out, I'm going to class." Ying Tongchen pushed him outside.

"Don't worry, let me ask again, what else do you like?" Zhuo Shu kept turning his head and asked, "Snacks? Car? House? Or do you prefer to pay directly? If you like it, I'll give it to you."

Ying Tongchen pushed him to the door, stopped suddenly, turned and turned back: "Wait a minute."

Just as Zhuo Shu was about to sneak back, Ying Tongchen appeared at the door and threw the hairy crab into his arms: "I don't know how to do it, take it back."

"Look, I'm used to you. If you don't know how to do it, learn it. I think you have a smart head." Zhuo Shu picked it up muttering.

Ying Tongchen leaned his back behind the door, rubbing the space between his brows irritably, he seemed to be losing control of his emotions recently.

He heard Zhuo Shu knock on Aunt Lin's door next door, and said politely and politely, "Aunt Lin, the company gave some boxes of crabs for an event. I'm allergic, so I'll give them to you to eat."

Aunt Lin: "Yo, your company treats you so well. I think your company is not easy! Can you introduce my son?"

Zhuo Shu smiled heartily: "There is no recruitment recently, I will contact you when there is a position, goodbye."

"Okay, bye, lad!"

Ying Tongchen went back to his study to get his notebook and prepared to go to school. While waiting for the elevator, he couldn't help but glance back at Aunt Lin's door several times.

At noon the next day, he was just about to go to the cafeteria with Zheng Zhinan, when he suddenly received a call from Aunt Lin, saying that he had something for him.

He hurried to the school gate: "Auntie, what's the matter?"

Aunt Lin smiled and pulled him to the side of the flower bed, and handed him the bento box in her hand: "Here, the crab from your plumber."

Ying Tongchen didn't understand why he opened it, and saw that the crab had been made into a plate of Chinese food: "Didn't he give it to you?"

"Yeah, you gave me a big box." Aunt Lin laughed, "The rest are yours, he said you don't know how to do it, please help me to do it, and he insisted on giving me money. How can I want this, we have such a good relationship, it’s no big deal if I cook a few meals for free, not to mention he gave me such a good box of crabs, right?”

Ying Tongchen was slightly stunned: "I'm sorry to trouble you."

"What's the trouble, I just make an extra serving." Aunt Lin said with a smile, "But that plumber of yours is very caring, and even asked me to make your favorite food."

Ying Tongchen looked down at the box of crabs.

Aunt Lin suddenly approached, unable to control her loud voice, and asked in a low voice: "Xiao Ying, the plumber has something to do with you, right?"

Ying Tongchen couldn't control his expression for a while, and looked at her in surprise, his eyes flustered: "No, nothing."

"Okay, I understand." Aunt Lin blinked at him, "Auntie has watched more movies in her life than you have ever met people. Ah bah bah, I have seen more food than you have ever eaten ! Bah! I have met more people than you have eaten!!"

Ying Tongchen: "..."

"I'm used to some situations." Aunt Lin smiled horribly, "But this is the first time I've seen such a decent and exquisite plumber. Perhaps, this is what you young people often play... ...cracking Pray (cosplay)?"

"No." Ying Tongchen quickly denied.

"Okay, let's go in and get busy. Be careful that the food is cold." Aunt Lin said, "Let me ask again, Xiaoying, do you not like plumbers?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Just seeing your cold face every day, I thought you didn't like him. If it's okay, I'll go back first." Aunt Li said haha, waved her hand and went home.

Ying Tongchen took the lunch box to the cafeteria, reached out and touched his face, could it be that he is really fierce at ordinary times?

For Crab's sake, be gentle with Zhuo Wei next time.

After school was over on Friday, the students left the campus one after another, and the head teachers held a small meeting. By the time they walked out of the campus, the sunset had already sunk more than half of the skyline.

Ying Tongchen looked up at the sky, and suddenly heard a few car horns.

He turned his head and looked over, and saw a very familiar car parked not far away.

Lift your feet and walk over, keep your heart gentle, keep gentle, keep gentle.

After a while, Zhuo Shu got out of the car to prevent others from recognizing him, and even put on a pair of sunglasses.

"Why are you here?" Ying Tongchen asked.

"I'll give you a present." Zhuo Shu said coolly.

Since the last time he failed to send crabs, he learned from the pain, went back to review, and checked various strategy materials on the Internet, and finally found the answer - the crabs may not be fresh!

So this time, he racked his brains and finally came up with the best gift, a gift that met Ying Tongchen's preferences and didn't have to worry about expiration.

"Why do you want to give gifts again?"

"I'm happy."

He led people to the trunk, opened the car door, and surrounded a bunch of balloons with several boxes of skin care products.

"Come on, this is black sesame and black bean powder. I don't think it's a good idea for you to stay up late every day. You have to pay attention to your health and prevent hair loss." Zhuo Shu picked up the boxes of powder and stuffed them into his arms.

Ying Tongchen: "..."

Keep, keep, warm, soft.

"Do you think this is what I want to give?" Zhuo Shu smiled, "Of course not, these can only strengthen your body. But what I'm going to give away next is definitely something you've been thinking about day and night."

"What?" Ying Tongchen managed to maintain the last trace of politeness.

Zhuo Shu snapped his fingers, and picked up the gift box in the middle gracefully: "It's quite heavy."

Ying Tongchen looked at the bow attached to the gift box, gritted his teeth and said, "If there is a Q-version doll inside, you will be dead."

Zhuo Shu said disdainfully, "How could I do such a bitch thing."

"Heh, the Q version of Zhuoshu is still eating air in the toilet."

"You are too much!"

Zhuo Shu endured and endured, remembering that the second step is to be considerate, not to lose his temper easily, and after silently saying "I'm not angry" three times, he looked at him squarely, "Forget it, don't pretend to be a fool, this is your spiritual food."

The next moment, Ying Tongchen saw him open the box confidently and calmly, and there was a complete set of Wusan lying peacefully inside.

Zhuo Shu raised his eyebrows: "How is it? Are you very happy... um? What's your expression? Isn't this your favorite thing? You scumbag, you changed your mind so quickly ..."

Ying Tongchen smiled, put down the skin care products, and flexed his wrist: "Come here."

Zhuo Shu instinctively covered his ears.

The author has something to say: Ying Tongchen: Civilized people, be gentle and gentle...Look at my dog-stick method!