The President Mistook Him For A Canary!

Ying Tongchen got excited when he saw the color, his legs and feet couldn't move, and he followed into the room.

Before I had time to react, I heard the man say: "Go take a bath."

Ying Tongchen was sitting in the bathroom. Although he drank some wine, his mind was exceptionally sober, so he sent a WeChat message to his best friend.

[Ying]: Where?

Ying patted "It's not an onslaught" on the buttocks and said it's really up.

"..."

It's a pity that Meng Gong's butt was almost blown out, there was no response from the other side, and most of them were still on the way to send him home.

He had no choice but to log out of WeChat and search the Internet for the correct cleaning steps.Although I checked it a long time ago, it is better to report the Buddha's feet temporarily.

After showering and cleaning up, he put on his bathrobe and went out.

The sound of the door opening startled the man, who hastily hid a bottle under his pillow.

"What are you peeking at?" He just asked subconsciously, after all, this little trick appeared in his class every day.

The man coughed, and patted the pillow trying to cover it up: "It's nothing, nothing."

Ying Tongchen knew what it was, lubricant, maybe he was reading the instructions on it?

"you......"

"I'm just checking to see if it's expired!" The man suddenly raised his voice.

"Aww." Ying Tongchen sized him up and saw that his face was serious and the roots of his ears were a little red, but he didn't feel nervous anymore, and sat down beside him.

The man quietly moved a centimeter to the side.

This is different from the domineering man in his imagination, Ying Tongchen asked, "What's your name?"

The man cleared his throat: "Cough, Zhuoshu, didn't your people tell you?"

"I didn't tell." Ying Tongchen frowned, "Which ke is the last name?"

"Ah, no, my name is Zhuo."

"Ow."

Zhuo Shu asked again, "What about you?"

"Should be in the same dust, should be in the same dust as the light."

"Ah."

The air was suddenly awkward.

No, this is not the hook-up atmosphere that I want. Anyway, the other party is an offer, and I have been single for so many years. This person just grows in his own aesthetic point.Coupled with the effect of alcohol, it is normal to take advantage of the situation.

However, shouldn't the sky thunder hit the ground, the fire pagoda suppresses the river demon, and hit a home run directly?

Why is it now a situation where the primary school students know each other?

Ying Tongchen could only continue to ask: "Then how old are you?"

Zhuo Shu subconsciously wanted to answer, but suddenly remembered that he was the beneficiary and should be more ruthless and direct, so he changed the subject: "Lie down."

"?"

The topic changed so baldly?

Ying Tongchen was debating whether to pretend to be shy, but in a blink of an eye he was completely stripped, his figure was strong and tough, and the mermaid line of his abdominal muscles once again poked his aesthetic point, and he immediately lay down straight, and began to look forward to it.

The preparations are ready, the two people who don't know each other have formally established diplomatic relations, the Harmony is about to go on the road, and the Tiangong-[-] is about to dock.

When the spaceship landed, Ying Tongchen's pupils shook.

Oh shit.

……

Ying Tongchen was sweating and out of breath, he fell limply on the bed, looked at the man with sharp outlines and deep eyes, and sighed sincerely.

It's a pity, what a handsome guy, he's really big, and his work is really bad.

However, Zhuoshu still has more to say, and the second round of matchmaking is about to begin.

Anyway, the first time I have to give people some confidence, Ying Tongchen thought about his lack of acting skills, and hummed even louder: "OMG, you are so big, you are so good, I am going to die, why don't you come? "

Zhuo Shu looked at this poor little boy, his cold brows were turning red from tears, and his prayers were so beautiful and touching, he felt a burst of satisfaction in his heart.Although he still wanted to fight a few more times, but the contract was still long, he had no choice but to temporarily truce with a satisfied face.

Xindao: Sure enough, all the little lovers she fostered are obedient and know how to do things, this order is worth it!

Ying Tongchen lay limp on the bed like a salted fish: "Take me to take a bath."

"?" Big guts.

Zhuo Shu glanced at him in surprise. Does someone else's little thing also ask for a benefactor so confidently?Is the next step going to be a direct relationship with him?

"Don't worry, our relationship is not about dating, we just get what we need." Ying Tongchen laughed, "But as a gentleman, it's not too much for me to take a bath, right?"

Then he added: "After all, you are too big, and it hurts me so much."

"!"

Zhuo Shu carried him to take a bath in a blissful manner, and after another round of praise from him, he even rubbed his back with his own hands.

Ying Tongchen leaned comfortably on the bathtub and took a good look: "Is this your first time?"

Zhuo Shu was taken aback: "How do you know?"

Nonsense, I just did it with you, didn't Ning know?

"It's your first time too?" Zhuo Shu knew it was useless after asking. If he had done this business often, he would have become popular by now. "You are right, each takes what he needs. Don't worry, I will help you."

"Help me?" Ying Tongchen turned around, "Then rub it for me, your bathing skills are really good."

"..." The little thing is quite good at pushing his nose on his face!

Zhuo Shu threw the towel into the water, his eyes were fierce: "Which rub!"

Finally, both of them lay down exhausted, Zhuoshu's last bit of lust disappeared, and he was afraid that he would go to the company tomorrow if he had another [-]-style scrub in the middle of the night.

In his sleep, he seemed to have been kicked a few times, soft and comfortable.

The next morning, when Zhuo Shu opened his eyes, he saw a man lying beside him.

The facial features are clearly magnified in front of the eyes, the skin is white and translucent, the bridge of the nose is high, the eyelashes are thick, the hair hangs neatly on the head, covering half of the forehead, and the lips are moist and tender.

He has heard many rich second generations show off their charms, one of which is that the little lover gets up before dawn to put on makeup, and then pretends to sleep, just waiting for the benefactors to be amazed when they open their eyes, and then seduce the benefactors. morning.

Zhuo Shu suspected that this little thing was secretly putting on makeup, so he rubbed his cheeks, but didn't get any powder.Looking carefully at his lips again, just as he turned his face away, the little thing suddenly sneezed.

"..." Bold.

The little gold master touched his face shamelessly, got up to wash up, stood in front of the mirror, turned around and looked at the glaring scratches on his back.

"..." Bold!

When you are free, you must learn from other funders how to discipline a little lover.

After getting dressed, he went back to the bed, looked at the clothes on the floor, and the wallet on the bedside table, his mind was so obvious, wasn't it just waiting for him to pay?

He opened the wallet, and was attracted by the photo on the ID card at a glance. He couldn't help looking at it for a few more seconds, and turned his head to look at the person on the bed. It's just that the photo was a little more childish, and there wasn't much change.

Not bad, no plastic surgery.

There is not much cash in the wallet, two bank cards, and a pile of membership cards.

so poor.

Zhuo You took out one of the bank cards and remembered the card number before returning it to its original place.

The assistant was waiting downstairs, and when he saw him coming out refreshed, he immediately opened the car door like a dog: "Boss, you are so majestic and ruddy today!"

Zhuo Shu raised his eyebrows, got into the car, picked up his office iPad, and searched for Ying Tongchen's name on the Internet.

After a while, he sighed quietly.

There is no such person in the entire entertainment industry.

How fucking sloppy is this?

He put away the tablet and said, "I'll give you an account number, and I'll make a payment later."

"Ok."

"Wait." Zhuo Shu frowned slightly, "How much is a bath?"

"Ten yuan, I often go to the bathhouse." The assistant said cheerfully.

"What? Just ten yuan?" Zhuo Shu couldn't believe it, "How come it's only ten yuan for such hard work?"

"It mainly depends on the location. The bathhouse costs about ten yuan. Higher-end bathing centers are more expensive. There are hundreds or thousands of them. It mainly depends on the location and the appearance of the scrubber. If..." the assistant looked up from the rear Jing glanced at him, "If there are special services, it will be more expensive."

Zhuo Shu thought in his heart, the place is a five-star hotel, his appearance is really good, and the special service... he really has it, so he should be worth 8888 an hour anyway.

"There is 8888 yuan less in the payment amount." Zhuo Shuan said.

As a businessman, what you pay attention to is the liquidation of interests.

assistant:"?"

When Ying Tongchen woke up, it was already noon.When I got out of bed, I rubbed my waist. I can't even walk tall and handsome enough.

After tidying up, I went downstairs as if nothing had happened, went to the front desk and reported the room number, and the front desk said that the bill had been paid.

He asked about the price again, about three months of his salary in one night, and he would never come to such a ghostly place again.

Wait, how come there will be a next time.

He walked along the road to the parking lot of the bar last night, found his Magotan, and drove home, the address was near the school.

Originally, the school provided accommodation, and the overall environment was pretty good, but he considered that he had different sexual orientations, and if one day he fell in love and took someone home, it would be inconvenient to get in and out of the school, so he simply rented a couple nearby. One bedroom apartment.

The old man wanted him to buy it directly, but this circle is full of houses in the school district, not to mention the expensive housing prices, and he will have no children in the future. With this money, it is better to redecorate the old man's house and change the appliances.

When he got home, he took another shower, threw his clothes in the washing machine, and his phone rang.

It's the old man's phone.

It is said that the bank sent him a text message, and there was an extra 3 to [-] yuan in the card, and there were still some pockets.

Ying Tongchen thought for a moment: "Maybe it was paid by the studio."

He opened a translation studio with a few classmates during college. At first, he only received small manuscripts. Unexpectedly, it has developed into a well-known young studio in the industry.

The old man hesitated to speak: "That's it, oh yes, then what, that card seems... disappeared, so don't send money into it in the future."

Ying Tongchen remembered that he went home yesterday, took out his wallet and took a look, sure enough, the old man must have slipped it in again: "Oh, here I am, I'll give it to you when I go back."

"Oh, don't give it to me. I don't need the money in this card. You can keep it for yourself." The old man didn't expect him to find out so soon, "This is a big man, he can't do anything. Spend some money. And you're almost thirty, so it's time to find someone."

"What about you, you're almost sixty, why haven't you found someone yet?"

After chatting for a while, I ended the call. I opened WeChat and saw that Meng Gong finally replied.

[Not an onslaught]: What's wrong, brother?Did things go well last night?

[Not an onslaught]: Did you call the police?Why didn't I see the picture of you acting bravely on the social news?

Ying Tongchen pondered last night's oolong, and replied: "I didn't call the police, but he hugged me tightly."

[Not an onslaught]: Damn it!What do you mean?He has a crush on you?

[Ying]: It should be two-way.

[Not an onslaught]:? ? ?something is wrong with you

Meng Gong directly dialed a phone number, and after confirming with him again and again, he looked up to the sky and sighed: "We agreed to be single and dog together. Damn you, you are a traitor!"

"Hmm. No, I'm still single."

Meng Gong was suddenly excited: "Is this so exciting?"

"It's exciting."

"How is that man?"

Ying Tongchen was silent for a few seconds, and sincerely commented: "Five-star face, poor technology."

"...Should I follow the procedure or just laugh?"

"..."

"But is there really a five-star face?! Your five-star level is not easy!" Meng Gong was obviously more excited than him, "Brother, you'd better grasp the chicken edge. You can practice with poor skills, but it's too difficult to have a good face. found."

"........."

"The old man calculated, this person may be the peach blossom of the Karma Chicken Club!"

Ying Tongchen: "..."

I want to get out of the singles, not anal prolapse.