Reverse C debut of the whole company

"Hello birdman, walk slowly birdman, wow hahaha."

"Bird brother is up, brother Ginseng made shrimp dumplings for breakfast today, he is good at cooking."

Chu Hua, who was mentally attacked just after waking up: "..."

Since Xiao Zhaobao fought against the Birdman in the North Pole, the entire company has discovered a new way to play against their beloved President Chu.Refers to the title.

But this time Zhaobao did his own crimes, no one else could be blamed. After returning home, everyone spared no effort to help Chuhua deepen the impression of these two words.

Zhaobao was so tangled up that Chuhua hadn't talked to him for two days since he came back from the Arctic Village!

Of course, there is more than one reason for this phenomenon. After they returned from the North Pole, Chuhua, as the boss of the company, was dizzy from the sudden work intensity.

First of all, Chuhua intuitively felt the current popularity of the company.

All the employees of the company gave speeches and martial arts performances for Chuhua Credit Station Street, which aroused great enthusiasm. Even if all the employees of the company disappeared and went to the North Pole for two days, it failed to cool down the carnival.

For a while, even the number of people trapped in Xiaoqian's mass grave approached three digits. With such a large number of people missing, Chu Hua was afraid that the local police would intervene in the investigation.

Not to mention the company's location, as long as an artist from their company appears, they will be blocked.Except for Zhaobao who can come and go like the wind with a mosaic, Xiaoqing, the king of traffic, has become more popular with Ao Bing and Nezha. As long as they go out to work, wherever they go, there will be a high incidence of congestion.

While Chuhua was escorting Zhaobao, he even began to consider how much it would cost him to book a helicopter pick-up if Zhaobao was too busy.

And the second item of enthusiasm itself is that Chuhua's life is close to turning over, but the big melon is still hot in the hearts of the people who eat melons-the copyright dispute of "Xue Ji".

The one who bears the brunt of this is the Chu president of Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga Entertainment Brokerage Company.

Because of the sufficient fermentation before, the music festival had to announce a one-week postponement of the ceremony. It took some time to investigate first. Now it has attracted enough attention from all walks of life. Even the staff of the music festival have sent a few waves to connect with Chuhua. Gather evidence and learn more about what happened.

And Chuhua has been preparing for this recently.

In order to make up for his mistakes, Zhaobao has already volunteered to deal with the horrific evidence video. After all, those who survived Chuhua's singing were all real men.

The God of Wealth used all kinds of rare treasures in his private treasury to try to eliminate the power of the sound attack in the reverse direction. Under the condition of non-stop day and night, he actually produced a video that ordinary humans can hear, and he will not let it down again up.

The video has been sent to be notarized for the shooting time and authenticity. Chuhua is also very happy that it went well. His boyfriend does not know what kind of contacts he has managed outside, and even the notarization is expedited and expedited in one step.

And the other protagonist of this hot topic—Jiang Zhuhong, after following them back to the company, cried and begged herself to surrender, eager to go to prison for some crime.

It was Daji who took the initiative to ask for the incident: "Brother Chuhua, you hand over that bald bird to me. I will collect his confession of repentance within half an hour. Let's take a multi-pronged approach and announce it together."

Before Chuhua could speak, Jiang Zhuhong was already crying and bumping into the barbecue cage: "Let me surrender, let me go to prison! I really like prison!"

The studio was burned, because Chuhua's evidence was about to bear huge financial compensation for the removal of "Xue Ji" from all platforms, and his career was gone.Here at Chuhua, every day is hell. During the day, Chuhua’s employees come to play with him, and at night, Chuhua comes to practice his voice before going to bed, especially when Chuhua comes rain or shine.

Jiang Zhuhong's life would be better than death, she just thinks that there is no better and safer place in the world than a prison!

Zhao Bao nodded: "I will definitely take special care of him, and put him in a special prison, so that he will not be so intrusive!

Jiang Zhuhong cried bitterly: "I will go with you to the notary office to record the confession. I will not dare to come out of the prison even if I die!"

Therefore, after seeing the evidence and understanding the incident, the investigation team of the music festival felt very sorry for Chuhua's experience.

The staff respectfully said: "So you are Teacher Xueqiu! When I was in college, the whole dormitory listened to you writing songs the most! Now that you have been wronged, you have suffered a lot... The name Xueqiu should be restored to the old days. Glory!"

It's just that the organizer of the music festival also has a request for Chuhua.

They asked Chuhua's melon to be released slowly, in line with the enthusiasm of the music festival, to make it a continuation of the drama, and to maintain the enthusiasm for a few days.

Chuhua agreed, after all, he is also the beneficiary, and he still has the main task of Tiandao to do.

Yes, with the completion of the team building task, Chuhua received a new task.The task this time is different from the past, both in terms of time length and difficulty, it is a new challenge.

In order to show his solemn attitude, Chuhua specially summoned all the employees of the company to the big conference room to explain and release the latest Tiandao mission to everyone.

He opened the Tiandao app and projected the content in the conference room.

[You are an entertainment brokerage company—not an Internet celebrity traffic company, and it is almost time to do some professional work in a down-to-earth manner, we have to rely on our works to speak]

[Good news - through the repair period of the team building task, the Tiandao Travel Bureau has extracted the talent and ability values ​​​​of the company members, and Chu Zong can enter the professional ability query on the new interface of the APP.Comparing music, variety shows, film and television, fashion, etc., etc., to make a reasonable plan for future acting career]

Chuhua's eyes lit up: "Wow, this new function - Leverage!"

Ginseng kept up with the rereading: "That's—leverage!"

"The concentration of Northeast scum is too high!" Everyone said in unison, "Don't let everyone be infected with a Northeast accent, start with me!"

After returning from the north, Chuhua's accent was a little uncontrollable, he coughed and turned swollen, and let's continue the task. "

[Among the five common tasks, the music category has the highest score, and the company has the most abundant music talent reserves, so this time a special music task is released.Here, the new main task is announced. 】

[1: Please complete 100 announcements within a year to maintain sufficient exposure for our artists]

Under everyone's gaze, Chuhua patted his chest confidently: "Ha, this is easy. New employees don't have to be afraid. Our company is a professional group performer. Now that there are so many people, 100 announcements can be done in half a year!"

"But I have something I wanted to say a long time ago. Our company is too popular in strange aspects, and there have been many bad influences. It is time to lower it, settle it, and let us speak with our works."

Chuhua released the plan that he had thought up a long time ago, "I have already contacted and known director friends, and they have also cooperated with us. Our company already has enough funds to invest in the group, or directly create a self-made drama!"

"Our future direction is to complete [-] dramas, large and small, this year, in order to complete the entertainment and entertainment. Everyone will only do group performances, and each movie will be on camera for five seconds—be low-key in the world. , low-key! Don't block traffic and public places, it's not good!"

Chuhua encouraged: "Let's say first that no one is allowed to be popular, whoever is popular is a dog - especially the weird heat! Being popular will affect the quality of life too much. Sister Daji and the girls have gone shopping these two days , were forced to walk through the small gate of the mass grave."

"For example, relying on works to increase popularity, this is fine, then I won't say anything."

Everyone said loudly: "Okay, I got it! President Birdman!"

Chuhua bit her tongue on the spot: "...Let's make the next request."

[2: Please find a way to recruit the company staff: Bai Suzhen, Daji, and arrange suitable jobs for them]

Chuhua's gaze turned to the two beauties, and Daji nodded in a blur, "I've been waiting for this official compilation for a long time, brother~sister Chuhua will entrust myself to you, you have to arrange me well. "

Chuhua's knees were weakened by the cry of the younger brother. Daji's personal charm has been proved by herself, and even mosaics can't stop her beauty.

At the moment when Daji thought she had entered the establishment, the Tiandao APP popped up a reminder that a "Su Daji" personal attribute panel was added, and Chuhua slipped it smoothly, and was shocked on the spot.

He had secretly watched Xiaoqing's panel before, and it was an all-round development of morality, goodness, physical beauty, personal charm and appearance, and other basic attributes far exceeded the standards of the same period, and there was no special ability in drama, music, dance, etc. In time, he must be a multi-dwelling king type Entertainer, very strong.

And on Su Daji's panel, if you pull all the attribute bars together, it can still grow a little longer than Xiaoqing on the ceiling.

Chu Hua was in awe.

After all, Daji has been a peerless concubine, and with such a fierce business ability, in the entertainment circle, I am afraid that she is not a big boss in Tu Xinshou Village.

But Bai Suzhen didn't agree immediately, Chuhua didn't come to her panel yet.

Bai Suzhen thought about it for a while, then said softly, "President Chu, can I reply to you tomorrow? There are some personal reasons... I may need to confirm it."

Since Bai Suzhen came here, Xiaoqing no longer wears female makeup or skirts. Her long hair is tied into a neat low ponytail and hangs down her shoulders. She wears a simple and refreshing wide-necked sweater and jeans, giving her a completely new look.

After Xiaoqing heard Bai Suzhen's words, he obviously knew something, subconsciously clenched his fists, and was so nervous that his forehead was sweating.

Chuhua saw Xiaoqing's situation in his eyes, and decided to find a time to talk to him after the meeting.The scandal between him and Bai Suzhen is still rumored outside. Although the company has suppressed it, neither party involved has come up with a clear attitude. If this continues, it will affect Xiaoqing's state.

[3. Music-related special tasks: there is a shortage of "music group" jobs in the company. Please cultivate a band/team within one year. The group tacit understanding needs to reach the standard of "perfect cooperation" and receive a formal work entrustment. The team is in the industry Reaching popularity "everyone knows"]

Tacit understanding is a story attribute.

Team popularity is even more subtle.

The team became a household name within a year... This is more than one hit Divine Comedy, which has a high degree of popularity, and the whole circle of the song may not release a single in a year.

Chuhua is the only composer and arranger in the whole company. Knowing how difficult this task is, he not only took a deep breath.

Zhaobao has a position in the company, and he sat on Chuhua's left during the meeting. Seeing Chuhua's sad face, he secretly reached out and held a small hand under the table.

Chuhua: "!"

He walked around quickly, as if no one present was paying attention to them, so he quietly hooked back.This is so exciting, Chuhua's heart is full of excitement like a primary school student stealing snacks in class without being discovered by the teacher.

All the employees present: ...these are not human beings, have you seen them all?The matter of calling you a birdman, is this the end of the story?

After all, Zhaobao can be a male model and part-time entertainer, and he is smiling and pretty at this moment.Chu Hua sneaked a few glances, deeply feeling that the quality of her bird-man boyfriend is really high.

Nezha and Ying Ning are the only hardworking employees in the meeting room.

Ying Ning cleared her throat, "Group, do you want to sing?"

Nezha took Ao Bing by the hand and jumped up, enthusiastically signing up: "Choose me! Ao Bing and I have a good understanding! After all, we are good brothers who have fought together and grown up together. Our tacit understanding in the group must reach the standard. "

Then the three sang the same song together.

Chuhua drew his hand from under the table, and made a "receive" gesture: "Stop! You are obviously singing the same song, how did you sing three parts?"

Ao Bing asked in confusion, "Really?"

Ying Ning smiled bluntly, and said frankly: "I have always been tone-deaf in singing, but you two seem to be running around too!"

Nezha said angrily, "Nonsense! My uncle sings so well, you don't know what to say!"

Chuhua didn’t try to persuade the primary school students to fight. Instead, he closed the projection screen and flipped through the Nezha and Ao Bing panels. When he got to the music attribute bar, he couldn’t help being silent for a while: “Then, do you know any musical instruments? You can form a band too!

Nezha showed his brisk teeth, "That thing can't do it! We have a tacit understanding, can't we form a group?"

"Maybe it's not very good, tone insufficiency is flawed after all." This task is really difficult, and Chu Hua once again felt a headache, "Xiaoqing is the one who can play musical instruments in the company, me, Zhaobao... Sister Daji can also? That's good." , let me see that we have a tacit understanding..."

The effect of mashup is that the tacit understanding of the group is negative.

Chuhua: "..."

Zhaobao made a timely statement: "I hope to run the company full-time in the future, and I can always be by Mr. Chu's side. If I have to form a band, I'm sorry...I only accept teaming with Mr. Chu."

Chu Hua shed tears: "It's a waste, your own ability panel, the music bar is too high..."

Hearing the pronunciation of "Duo", all the staff stood still and turned their heads and shouted: "Northeast dialect is forbidden—receive!"

Chu Hua hiccupped in fright.

……

The meeting ended here, and Zhaobao wanted to come over and have a private conversation.

Chuhua didn't cooperate, and Zhaobao was a little disappointed: "Are you still blaming me for what happened two days ago? I really regret it."

Chu Hua stretched out his palm righteously, and stopped Zhao Bao from repenting, "It's nothing! In fact, your phrase "bird man" gave me inspiration in another direction!"

Chuhua looked completely lifeless, and walked away thinking only: "Give me a little more time, I'll adjust it, maybe you will be satisfied."

Zhaobao: "???"

Their family didn't debut as an artist, and now there are only Daji and Yingning. After the meeting, the big and small foxes and one Bai Suzhen don't know if they want to be included in the series, and the three girls went shopping together again.

Now that the company is rich, Chuhua has made a lot of money. Not only has the announcement been distributed, but the initial employees have also received 10 pocket money each.

Daji likes to visit the modern shopping mall very much. Since she came back, she has gone there once a day, and she has integrated into the modern world at the fastest speed.Maybe it's because Yaofei's natural preference is to buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, and spend half a day in her pocket money of 10 yuan. After that, she doesn't know where she got the money from. The source is very mysterious.

This mysterious beauty with an invisible face is amazingly attractive, but because she has no name and no face, there have been some stupid posts on the local forum: "Fell in Love at First Sight with a Beauty Who Can't See Her Face", "For an Unidentified Face" The beauty is free of charge", "Brothers come to form a group to find a peerless beauty who can't remember her face", the posts are full of neuropathy and have been on a certain hot search list, so Daji doesn't know where she is in Chuhua, and she is already quite It's popular.

While the girls were out to play, Chuhua pulled Xiaoqing to talk.

Xiaoqing hesitated: "I think... only when I wear women's clothing and become a girl, my sister will feel relaxed. Is it my illusion?"

"I think so too." Chuhua comforted, "After all, you were too feminine before, so you have to give her some time to adapt."

Xiaoqing Youyou: "But I'm already a man, and sooner or later she will accept our new relationship model."

Chuhua was also worried about him. After all, he knew that Xiaoqing was a kind-hearted person, so he persuaded: "Stay safe with your sister first, don't rush to advance the relationship to the next step, let her feel you slowly, and when she gets used to it, just let her feel you." I can't live without you."

Xiaoqing squinted at him: "How many times have you been in love? Do you dare to come out and set up a love guidance stall?"

Chuhua: "...I won't take you to attack the boss like this! I have been in love once, but have you never eaten pork or seen a pig run?"

Xiaoqing: "..." Can this be compared?

"To be honest, let me tell you the whole story. The combination mission of the Heavenly Dao mission lasts for one year, and it takes a lot of time. In fact, it is very tense, and there are not enough candidates. Let me just talk about the tacit understanding of the members, and none of them can be cultivated for a year or so. So Sister Bai and you are already the hope of the whole village! If she doesn't show up, I have to find other ways to replenish staff as soon as possible."

Chuhua issued orders: "You must come here cautiously and not scare her away—this is the boss' request. I have high expectations for you and Sister Bai for this task."

Xiaoqing sighed: "I know."

After a while, Xiaoqing suddenly became vigilant: "No, if you want me and my sister to form a group, are we going to be a boys' and girls' group or a mixed-sex group?"

Chu Hua looks forward to: "Of course it's a fake group, a real girl group! Put on your little skirt and tie up your ponytails, you are the prettiest boy in the whole company!"

Xiaoqing gradually became excited: "...I don't!"

Chuhua kindly said: "In order to keep your sister, you can continue to wear women's clothes, just as nerds like it too."

Xiaoqing: "..."

Xiaoqing finally listened to it. Although he didn't know what he and his sister were talking about, but she was very happy. Bai Suzhen came to report the next day, "Boss, I am willing to join the company."

After a warm welcome, Chuhua glanced at Bai Suzhen's numerical panel, and was moved to tears on the spot: "The female employees in our company are really strong!"

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