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The battle for Wenquxing's masterpiece was finally won by Chuhua.

After all, no one can snatch food from the jaws of hunting birds of prey.

After the shameful book was thrown into the air by Daji, the employees present stretched out their little claws eager to try, and accidentally sent the book up into the sky during the scramble.Chuhua Fuzhi turned into a bird in his mind, Quack flew over and took it away.

Chuhua held the book in a mighty posture with a mouse in his mouth, stood on top of Zhaobao's head, the highest in the audience, and whined out instructions.

All the employees present looked at the book under the bird's beak first, and then at the plump fat bird, with resentful and longing eyes.

Zhaobao didn't fully understand what Chuhua was saying with the book in his mouth, but he directed: "Everyone has worked hard, everyone has contributed a lot in today's public opinion battle, and you have to get up early tomorrow to go out, why don't you all relax. Take ginseng Go down with my card to open a room, all the people from our company live in suites, and all expenses will go to my personal account, you're welcome."

"Okay! The big gold chain and small gold watch are arranged, and the God of Wealth's wool is gathered!"

The power of money is so simple. Although Zhaobao can monopolize the boss, no one dares to say it. After all, with Nezha as an example, no one wants to go bankrupt suddenly.

Those who have ideas only dare to mutter in a low voice: "As soon as I became a full-time employee, I showed the aura of a boss lady. Who still remembers that this guy is the last person in the whole company who knows that the boss is a bird?"

Zhaobao nodded calmly, "But I'm the one who fucks the most, don't be envious."

Everyone: "..." Mo Dan, I'm so envious!

Seeing that Chuhua didn't pay attention to Zhaobao, he didn't ask to open a room alone. He had a look of pride that he didn't have to stay alone when he had a boyfriend, which seriously caused everyone's discomfort.

Before he was secretly happy, Chuhua had already spread the notebook on top of his head, opened it and read it.

Zhaobao took out snacks to tempt: "Baby, do you think this snack is delicious?"

It was rare for Chuhua to remain unmoved. He pecked Zhaobao's hand that was stretched upwards, and pecked back his hand that was trying to make trouble, "Wait a minute, I want to see this first."

Zhaobao made several excuses, but failed to take the book away.He could only feel Chuhua on the top of his head in a cold sweat, turning the pages of the book with his bird's paws from time to time.

After waiting for a while, Chuhua's suspicious bird voice came from above his head: "I said... isn't we just a very ordinary office romance? We are together because we like each other, ordinary but down-to-earth .”

Zhaobao smiled lightly, but did not speak.Maybe Chuhua felt that he was very good only when he got along slowly, but he fell in love with Chuhua in the bird form at first sight, and fell in love with Chuhua in the human form at first sight.

"But it's written in this book that Chuhua is Xueqiu's stand-in, and Xueqiu has become Chuhua's stand-in again, who abused his heart and body repeatedly, but couldn't be blackened and imprisoned... Who is it?"

Chuhua flipped through and noticed the elements, and said vigilantly, "What kind of Pule is this...Zhaobao, what are you thinking about every day?"

Zhaobao: "..." Wen Quxing has an idea?How weird must he be to think of having that kind of intimacy with a bird?

Snow Owl poked half of her body from Zhaobao's head, her golden round eyes narrowed into sharp little eyes, "May I ask you, who is this writing about?"

The bird in his heart appeared upside down in front of his eyes, Zhaobao didn't look sideways, and while Chuhua was leaning forward, he secretly reached out, a monkey stole the book, and threw it into his big treasure earrings without saying a word Infinite vaults gone.

Having succeeded, Zhaobao denied it on the spot: "What are you talking about?"

Chuhua was so angry that he flew up with big wings, Zhaobao let him beat him, quietly pasted a body protection charm on himself, and silently endured the beating of his own bird.

But Chuhua's anger dissipated quickly, and he didn't kick her boyfriend out when he returned to the room.I took all the employees of the company except Snake out for a good meal. Everyone didn't pick the best, only the most expensive. After adding a touching expense to Zhaobao, they went back to the hotel to rest.

Chu Hua, who is one of human and bird, no longer has any pressure. After all, Zhao Bao is also a strange person, and he can perfectly appreciate his bird-like beauty.So after Chu Hua washed up, he flew back to the bed with his phone in his mouth, and hit Zhao Bao who was lying on the bed in a straight line.

Zhaobao had just secretly flipped through the book, and was expecting something to happen when he was in the same room with his boyfriend, when he was mercilessly knocked down by the bird-shaped boyfriend, his stomach let out a hiccup, and he immediately quieted down all his thoughts.

Chuhua comfortably found a place on Zhaobao's stomach, lay on it sprawled, and held up his bird's claws to play with his phone, "Hey, Tiandao has released a new mission, let me see... oh, we can meet together tomorrow do it."

Zhaobao, who barely poked his head out from under the big wings of his boyfriend, also took a look at the mission requirements, and couldn't help being silent for a while: "The new mission is to organize a company team building?"

Chuhua happily said: "Yes, everyone is here, let's go to my hometown Kangkang for team building! The happy company team building is about to start, we have to get up early tomorrow morning, come and go to bed early, turn off the lights and good night!"

Chuhua was tired after tossing around for several days, and fell asleep as soon as the room got dark.

In the middle of the night, Zhaobao kicked the quilt a little further. His boyfriend was so warm that he didn't need to cover him after spreading it flat on his body.

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In the early morning of the next day, after Chuhua announced the plan, everyone started talking about it: "What is the company's team building?"

"It means going out to play at public expense."

After hearing this answer, Ao Bing, Nezha and Ying Ning, who were the most careless in the team, cheered in unison and clapped happily.

Daji was in the lake, and she said to the point: "Mr. Chu, where should we go for team building?"

Chuhua said happily: "Hiking in the North Pole! Camping! It's more than 50 degrees below zero, and it's all covered with snow, so beautiful!"

Everyone: "..."

Xiaoqing, who finally turned into a human form and got up, shrank back into the cat bag on the spot: "Boss, I think you are targeting me. You go to the north to find evidence, let me and my sister apply to stay in the hotel, just to help you Look at that bleach bird."

"No way." Chuhua raised his phone, "The team building of the company is a mission of God, except for the little mouse who stays in the company as a temporary worker to work, the God seems to want to test some attributes, telling us all to go, let's go!"

After going all the way north to the northernmost village, Chuhua was obviously very happy, "It's here!"

The two snakes are already unconscious in the cat bag, the female ghost and the ginseng from Changbai Mountain are not afraid of the cold, Ao Bing has stayed in the deep sea for a long time to resist the cold, and Nezha is holding the hot wheel to heat himself, by the way, give the two Miss Vixen also warmed up by the fire together.

Zhao Bao exhaled, "Here is the evidence you are looking for?"

Chuhua turned back into a human, nodded solemnly, and then went to knock on the door of the village chief's house.

The village head actually knew Chuhua, and was very pleasantly surprised to see his sudden visit. The two exchanged a few words, and arranged everyone to rest in an empty farmyard. There were no beds here, only a kang, and it was warm to sit on.

The old Northeast Ginseng has a lot of experience in using this thing. The chef squirmed on it, spread his limbs and let out a satisfied sigh.

Daji put the snake up to defrost, looked at Kang and fell into deep thought: "In my life... I have never participated in such a simple and unpretentious team building."

Xiaoqian smiled: "There are a lot of good things from the financial director. As long as we win the first president, camping in the snow can be very comfortable."

Seeing that it was snowing all over the place, Nezha grabbed Ao Bing and rushed out excitedly, rubbed two snowballs and stuck them on Ao Bing's dragon horns.

Ao Bing suddenly turned into a white ball head. He turned around and grabbed Nezha and threw him into the snow. The snow was too thick here, and Nezha disappeared immediately.

After waiting for a while, Nezha did not come out. Ao Bing went to dig the snow in a panic, but Nezha grabbed his foot and pulled him, and fell into the snowdrift.

The snowdrift can be more than one meter high. Ying Ning, who was squatting on the ground smiling and making a snowman, heard the movement, but turned around to see only the snow, and was a little confused: "Where are the two of them?"

And Chuhua had followed the village head to the broadcasting room in the village. He was a little nervous, but he still asked: "Village head, when I came here at the end of the year before last, I sang a song after drinking. Did you record it for me?" look like?"

Village head: "Yes, why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

Chuhua didn't expect things to go so smoothly, and asked expectantly, "Do you still keep the video? Make a copy for me?"

"Okay, I also transcribed the audio of yours, do you want the audio?" The village chief immediately flipped through the photo album on his mobile phone, but he caught a glimpse of the village surveillance, and quickly turned on the radio, "Bears have entered the village! Folks, brothers Sisters, don't go out, and then - plug your ears!"

The three playing outside were not afraid of bears, so naturally they didn't take it seriously, so they also ignored the importance of the "plug your ears" instruction.

Only Ginseng realized that the matter was not simple, and instinctively obeyed the arrangement of the village chief.

The village chief put on thick earbags for his ears, and pressed a mysterious and dangerous button in front of the village broadcasting room with a serious expression.

The next moment, loudspeakers in the whole village blared loudly.

It was "Snow Pole" sung by Chu Hua.

The moment the singing sounded, the north wind outside the house instantly changed its direction, even the snowflakes were aware of the danger and danced wildly, and the atmosphere was very mournful.

The bear who entered the village received a blow to the head, and ran out like urinating in fright, but it ran too slowly, and fell to the ground a few seconds later, its limbs twitching and foaming at the mouth.

After playing the song twice, the village head reset the dangerous button, took off the fist-sized thick earbags, and clenched Chuhua's hand with emotion: "In the past two years, if there is a blind man in the village who dares to Come in, as long as you play your song, you can easily knock down the bear... Thanks to you! We have such a treasure of the village!"

Chu Hua has long since become numb to her talent for sound attack, "It's just... that it can help you."

Then he withdrew the topic from one of the purposes of this trip: "Can you show me the video of me singing?"

A few minutes later, Chuhua copied the video, left the broadcasting room with an excited expression, and hurried to the Kang house in the heavy snow.

He saw Zhaobao who was waiting outside the door uncontrollably, shining golden light, and held him back happily: "Look at your phone! When I sang "Snow Extreme", the TV program in the background of the recording happened to be the live broadcast of CCTV that year. Evening party... This is my evidence, the creation time of "Xue Ji" in this video is earlier than all the times announced by Jiang Zhuhong!"

This trip was not in vain, and he really got the key evidence. The more he talked, the happier Chuhua was, and he raised his head and said, "The evidence is in hand, everyone... Hey, what did the snowman stick in his nose?"

There is no one here anymore.

Chuhua pulled a red tail, and with great effort, he pulled Yingning out of the snowman's nose.

The fox had lost consciousness, her paws were twitching peacefully, Chu Hua took her paws and walked back to the house, completely unaware that his family's unconscious dragon and lotus root were deeply buried in the snowdrift a few steps away.

The house is not optimistic either.

On the kang, there was a demon concubine who folded her hands together and passed away peacefully, and two snakes whose belly turned white after struggling to escape from the cat bag. In short, from the gestures, it can be seen that Xiaoqing and Xiaobai have experienced heartbreaking painful struggle.

The ginseng has already turned into a prototype, wrapped itself into a brown ball with beards, although not dizzy, but the whole ginseng visibly shakes into an electric ball with the naked eye, and if you get close, you can still hear the intermittent "Great Compassion Mantra".

Not only that, on the originally blank wall of the room, there was suddenly a clip art of a human figure who looked like Xiaoqian, and its expression was exactly like Van Gogh's masterpiece "The Scream".

Seeing the tragic situation inside and outside the house, Zhaobao seemed to understand something, and silently put three layers of mosaics on himself.

Chu Hua burst into tears: "...do you dare to be more aggressive!"

The author has something to say: Chuhua counted the number of people: Hey, why are there two missing?

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Your speech in the last chapter was really scary_(:зゝ∠)_