Reverse C debut of the whole company

Chuhua politely stopped, "I'm fine, you can stare at your hair when you peck, this place hurts, and there's a magic curse on the bald head, it's not easy to be judged as a serious injury... Shit pigeons, shit Just fly back, don't get hit."

All the birds in the sky started chirping, only the bird clan and people who can speak birds can understand, which means, "Okay, big brother, I understand, big brother, listen to big brother."

The luxurious aerial army broke into the battlefield like locusts, and after the entertainment journalists suffered double injuries in mind and body, they receded like a tide, light and dexterous.

Only one late reporter escaped from the distance. The reporter was stunned and set up the camera to record this astonishing scene.

The owls landed in unison on the rows of trees at the door, their round eyes with sharp scrutiny, watching every move of the group of entertainment journalists below.

Yu Ji has always been used to being shameless, there is no way, if you want to lose face in this line of work, you will lose your job. They have also encountered professional security personnel when they interviewed celebrities before, and they all have experience in breaking through and harassing, but they have never encountered Have you ever been to this kind of bird raid army that can also command owls to attack?

It's okay to be pecked... What's the matter with that shitting pigeon?

The faces of the Chosen Ones who were pulled by the pigeons turned green.

The entertainment journalists came here with a mission on their backs, wanting to grab the headlines, but in front of Chu Hua, they didn't dare to act like they used to. order.

If you don’t hold back, you can’t do it. Who told them to look up at the sky, and there are a bunch of owls on the tree staring straight at you, with a ferocious look of “looking at you, looking at you to death”, which is quite scary.

Chuhua made a move, sent out the WeChat, and looked at the group of entertainment reporters in front of him silently.

To be honest, he didn't know where this group of people came from. He had a good chat with Director Zhang in the morning, and he didn't pay much attention to why a certain scumbag platform collapsed this time.

But the ominous premonition in his heart became a reality.

The entertainment reporter yelled: "Xiao Qing made her debut in the girl group as a man, and successfully gained the topic's attention by means of bad means. After she left the circle, she teamed up with fashion magazines and successfully sold the men's clothing. Bai, is it the comprehensive debut strategy formulated for him by President Chu?!"

They couldn't interview Xiaoqing, but the cameras of these entertainment reporters were not idle, taking pictures of Chuhua non-stop.

Chuhua couldn't adapt to such a scene, he didn't like to be fully exposed to the eyes, which made him suddenly want to learn the profound meaning of mosaic from Zhaobao.

Chuhua shaded the light with his hands, and replied sincerely: "Believe it or not, I really don't want Xiaoqing to get out of the circle in this way. If he wants to be popular again in this strange way, I will send him back to the company. farming."

Entertainment reporter: "..."

What a weird answer!

The content sounds like nonsense, but coupled with Chuhua's beautiful eyes, he somehow wants people to believe his words.

Yu Ji quickly sobered up and warned himself not to be led into a ditch by Chuhua, "But as a man, Xiaoqing is a very immoral thing to join a girl group!"

"The song that Xiaoqing chose for the outing performance was specially selected by the arranger Xueqiu who retired more than a year ago. What's the purpose of this?"

"I don't know if it's intentional or not." Chuhua became a little nervous, "He said the songs on the show are nice, that's all."

"Yunzi just posted a photo with Xiaoqing. Is this the first step in clearing up Xiaoqing's suspicions about her sexuality—to hype her gossip with women?"

"Mr. Chu, Mr. Chu, have you heard the saying on the Internet that Xueqiu, who was stigmatized as an arranger, and Xiaoqing, who disguised herself as a man to swindle attention, became a malicious marketing combination this year?"

Chuhua paused for a moment, and felt angry belatedly: "I haven't heard of it—I suddenly thought, why should I answer your questions? Later, when we develop a press conference, we will have to select the origin and quality of Yuji. Brothers, the one who asked the last question just now, fuck him."

Chuhua gave an order, and the owl quickly formed a small team to escort a pigeon with goods in its belly and flew over.

The entertainment reporter's screams came from afar.

"I just accepted a fashion announcement for my own artist, what's wrong? Is it wrong to be beautiful? Is it our fault that some scum collapsed because of being too beautiful?"

Chuhua was puzzled, "Their own server is not good, and they didn't want to receive you at the door. Since you have already found my place... then you can't find it."

The distress message sent in the group just now has been received by the capable employees of Chuhua.

An unprecedented large-scale mosaic, with Chuhua as its boundary, launched a huge shield, hiding the way into the company and Chuhua himself.

A partial storm formed over the heads of the entertainment reporters in a few seconds, pouring down like a pot of water, making the entertainment reporters who were about to continue to press Chuhua scream and scatter.

But it's useless to run away, the clouds above their heads seem to have become spirits, drifting specially to follow them, and they will go down wherever they go, with precise strikes and automatic tracking.

Now, regardless of whether the interview task was completed or not, Yuji hid in the car crying and drove around twice. I don't know if it was because of the heavy rain and fog, but found that there was no way to enter the company. , had no choice but to retreat reluctantly.

Nezha ran over to watch, jumping up and down among the trees without touching the ground, as agile as a monkey.

He jumped to the front, drove away Kazuki's frightened owl, and scolded him: "Chuhua, you are too weak. I can beat a hundred of this kind of rubbish by myself. You... oh! Ao Bing, you Why did you hit me!"

"You are not allowed to be so rude to Mr. Chu. I told you before. It seems that you didn't listen to it at all. I can only do it myself."

Ao Bing withdrew his hand, and only Chuhua, who was facing them, saw that Ao Bing had just summoned a thunderbolt on Nezha's head, and knocked the brat off the tree.

Yunzi, who followed Director Zhang, dropped his jaw.

This Yunzi, who has a special information channel, inevitably thought a little more than others when he saw the owls all over the sky and the rainstorm that came as soon as he said it.

She looked at Chuhua, her whole body was trembling, her feet slipped when she stepped on the water, and she bowed to Chuhua, "Boss!"

Chu Hua was taken aback by her, and quickly avoided: "No need, it's not Chinese New Year yet, so you can't touch porcelain!"

Looking at the female protagonist who was so dirty that she looked like a cat, Director Zhang showed no mercy: "The face is covered with mud, so let's change the content of the audition, and you can directly change the scene where you met the second male lead—fall into the scene." Let’s shoot the part in the mud pit together.”

The hostess: "...as ordered."

……

The surprise operation of its artists came to a successful conclusion.

This time Chuhua didn't let Xiaoqing make a move.

Those Yu Ji came here for Xiaoqing, if the real master reappeared, wouldn't it be even worse?

Xiaoqing, who was forced to stay behind, was eager to try, "Next time, boss, let me go. I haven't had fun for a long time. I really want to meet them."

The new employee, baby-faced ginseng, was curious about it, "What's the matter? What's so interesting? Brothers, take me one!"

Chuhua didn't know much about the new employees, so he asked curiously, "If you want to fight, what would you do?"

The ginseng doll stretched out its hand, waving in the air imitating tentacles, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... watch me cut them to death!"

Chuhua: "...you can pull it down."

After Zhaobao silently solved Chuhua's predicament, Ren didn't know where to go.If he were here, he would be able to hear Chuhua's northeast dialect.

Xiaoqing couldn't help asking: "Boss, where did you come from in the northeast?"

Chuhua gave up struggling: "I flew over from the North Pole. After arriving in our motherland, I landed from the Harbin Snowfield. I lived in a nearby village for a while. When I was talking to Anthropology, I couldn't resist it. It smells like dirt... Can you put your ginseng essence there and stay away from me? If you say a few more words, I will be taken away by you."

Ginseng suddenly realized: "So the boss is not human, so I just said."

Chuhua: "...you've become more courageous. If you dare to scold the boss, aren't you afraid that I'll put on your shoes for you?"

Ginseng Doll saluted: "Report to Mr. Chu, I will try my best to cook for Mr. Chu! Today's dessert at noon is sweet-scented osmanthus honey sorbet. Would you like an early order?"

Chu Hua happily said: "Come, come! Make one!"

After chatting for a few words, Chef Shen ran back to cook. Chuhua checked his phone, and found that a certain scumbag platform had repaired the server, and he was finally able to log in.

What dragged down the server this time was not the dating of celebrities, but the birth of Xiaoqing's entity and e-magazine.

The physical magazine has all the interviews and photo pictures, and newspapers, bookstores and supermarkets in various places announced that they were sold out within two hours of its release.

The magazine office is already doing urgent reprinting, and the digital photos published by the magazine on the online platform are indeed a bit... unbearable.

Have you ever seen a male beauty with long hair, black slim leather jacket, and smooth abs?

Xiaoqing has a beauty that transcends gender, and this beauty carries an aggressiveness that cannot be ignored.

Chuhua was shaken for a moment: "...Wow, it's a bit amazing."

The interviews accepted by physical magazines have already been shared by netizens spontaneously on the Internet. Chuhua scanned and found that they were indeed the same as the sample copywriting given to him at the time.

And a set of photos of ten sets of clothes completely lead everyone into a unique feast of beauty.

The shooting style of this group of photos, at the request of Chuhua, got rid of the influencing factors of Xiaoqing's appearance in women's clothing in the girl group.

This is Xiaoqing's plasticity, he can wear a small skirt with double ponytails, and lead the dance with the theme song of C, becoming a peerless and lovely beautiful girl.You can also wear modern men's clothing from big brands like today, from student-style clothing, to uninhibited artistic youth, to abstinence-style elite clothing.

These appearances are so heroic that no one will say he's a girl again.

Chuhua suddenly took a short errand. He felt that wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a suit like this, in fact, in the whole company, Zhaobao was the most suitable.

Zhaobao is suitable for the most noble, elegant and luxurious dress.

Now that Zhaobao has been promoted to chief financial officer, the number of employees in the company has also increased, and the number of manpower that Chuhua can allocate to complete the announcement has increased.

If Zhaobao doesn't like to go out and deal with people, he can also respect Zhaobao and not force his chief financial officer to go out to work.

He looked at Director Zhang, Ao Bing and Nezha in the forest from a distance.

After seeing the male second played by Ao Bing and observing his natural interaction with Nezha, Chuhua judged by Director Zhang's satisfied expression that he still has a high probability of choosing Ao Bing.

Although I accidentally played the main role, isn't it for the mission requirement of "Gaokasi Announcement"?Changing someone to be Nezha's stepfather, Chu Hua was really afraid that the actor would die suddenly on the spot.

Chuhua looked away: "Xiaoqing, there is something I want to talk to you about your future development path."

Xiaoqing: "I listen to the boss. If I don't have to go out to work every day, a beauty instrument that allows me to lie down for 18 hours a day is the best."

"I just wanted to tell you this." Chu Hua slowly explained, "If you are so hot, if I freeze you, it would be shameful to forcefully kill your popularity. Why don't we wait and slow down the pace?" Come down. When the heat cools down and you no longer stand on the cusp of the storm, release your work."

Xiaoqing became more energetic: "The boss seems to have already planned it?"

Chuhua handed him the score, "If you go to film and television, this face is still too easy to explode, let's sing, and when your enthusiasm cools down, I will release an album for you."

Xiaoqing took it with great interest, and while looking at the music score, he tapped the rhythm on the table with his fingers uncontrollably, "Boss, the melody is very correct, where did you get it?"

Chu Hua smiled and said nothing.

After guessing something, Xiaoqing stood up from the chair, pressed the table and approached Chuhua on the other side, observing Chuhua's expression with a pair of charming eyes, "Boss, is this a song specially written for me?... Ah, Thank you, the song is great! I like it so much."

Chuhua completely avoided Xiaoqing's temptation to him, and happily took out his mobile phone, "Just like it, I didn't sleep last night, so I wrote this all the time, quickly put away the dishes."

Xiaoqing: "?"

"The grass mud horse on the farm hasn't been given any feed, so I'll feed it now."

Then Chuhua turned on the phone without distraction, and played a mentally handicapped game.

Xiaoqing: "..." Sure enough, he was thinking too much.

It will take a while for lunch to be ready. After Chuhua collected the game, he took another look at some scumbag platform.

This glance caught Chuhua's attention.

How come there is a new topic that is rapidly promoted, even catching up with the three hot topics that Xiaoqing detonated?

Chuhua glanced at it, and saw his name at once.

Click on the topic, and the most popular video is a crazy forwarded video, the content in it is very familiar, it is just outside the company, Chuhua commanded a group of bird brothers to carry out an organized sneak attack and surprise attack.

It is still a distant view, bringing everyone into the camera.

[Gu Gu Gu Gu ** quack quack quack quack entertainment brokerage company, there are really Gu Gu Gu and quack quack!Dove head dancing wildly.gif, owl raptor attack.gif]

[Is this video real or synthetic? Why does this company have magical skills from the boss to the artists? 】

[Is this a tourist attraction?The tree house in the distance is like the home of the elves in the movie, please form a group to check in on weekends! 】

[Prompt from the front row of zoologists: Owls are protected wild animals, domestication is illegal! 】

If that's all, Chuhua still doesn't think there's anything wrong.His company's base cannot be hidden, and it is only a matter of time before it is exposed.

...But there seems to be something wrong with the name of this hot topic?

He clicked back in confusion and reconfirmed the tag.

#Chu Zong, the man who knows how to play with birds#

#Playing with one bird is not exciting enough, playing with a group of birds is a real hero#

Chuhua: "...?"

The author has something to say: Chuhua: ...the world is getting worse, and they are blatantly flirting!