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The lingering screams in his ears were so miserable that Chuhua was so frightened by Nezha that his hands shook, and the car drove out of an S shape on the road.

Fortunately, there were no other cars passing by on this main road, and luckily no human tragedy happened.

Chuhua parked the car aside, rubbed his ears that were under the magic attack, and couldn't help reminding: "What are you afraid of? It's not in the magic weapon of Zhaobao, you can fight now."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Nezha's screams stopped abruptly, he thought for a while and found that it was indeed what Chu Hua said, so he summoned a ball of fire in the car on the spot.

It was Chuhua who screamed in relay: "...Nezha, don't play with fire in the car!"

The open fire inside the car was dangerous, and Ao Bing immediately attracted sea water. Two minutes later, Chuhua wetly opened the car door, trying to drain the excess sea water.

Chuhua, whose clothes were all wet, flicked the water off his body like a bird flicking its feathers, and began to count the losses with a blank expression.

It was his leather seat and his wig that burned.

Chuhua took off the burnt black hair. In fact, his own real hair, like his own, had already grown to a noticeable density.

It's just that his hair is white, without the cover of the wig, it is too conspicuous, which makes Chuhua a little annoyed.

"Actually, there's nothing wrong with white, it's pretty." Ao Bing said something comforting, "Mr. Chu is good-looking, and his hair color is a bit unique, so it's okay."

"I don't like being stared at." Chuhua couldn't hide his frustration, "I don't like attracting anyone's attention at all. Besides, you are just a blue hair, and I have a white one, and we will be in the same frame. , will be reported to the General Bureau of Waste Electricity, saying that we dyed our hair and corrupted the value orientation of elementary school students."

Ao Bing shook his head disapprovingly: "Why is this happening? This is our real hair color."

"Hey, who says it's not." Chu Hua nodded approvingly, "But there are always people who don't want to understand, and can't accept the existence of values ​​and viewpoints that are different from their own. We still have to drive to work..."

Before he finished speaking, Chuhua realized that he couldn't work.

His car couldn't stand such a toss, and died in the middle of the road after the two days of ice and fire.

Nezha came back to his senses, and the sunshine made him feel at ease. He sat on the car with his hands crossed and his legs crossed, and he returned to the old man Faner, "Hey, Chuhua, come to repair the car."

"It's repairing your uncle's car." Chuhua wanted to hit someone when he heard this. "Even if you are a human being, not everyone can repair cars. There is a specialization in art, understand? What's more, I'm just a bird."

Nezha mocked, "Little Bird, you are so weak."

"...Then who the hell are you, who burned down my car!"

Chuhua looked at Nezha, who was the first to sue, and said incredulously: "Whoever breaks it will repair it, and it's fine if you don't repair it, but you are still talking sarcastic here? You were always a vegetarian at first? I'll say it again, Nezha has a bad attitude." OK, bad review return warning!"

Nezha hardened his fist, but had to endure it.

However, even if he endured it, he still couldn't fix the car.

Now the three of them could only sit on the charred seats, looking at each other.

Chuhua turned on his phone tremblingly, asked the nearest towing company, and fell silent after learning how long he had to wait.

"...The work of the group performance is going to be too late!" Chuhua felt a little crazy, "There is still 15 kilometers to the shooting location, what should I do with this car, who knows if it can be used after drying, lost the way Bian is always not the solution... Let's find a solution together."

Ten minutes later, a large group of dark clouds flashed across the sky, covering a dragon flying in the dark clouds.

A piece of Huntian silk was tied around the dragon's waist, and a Nezha was hung on the Huntian silk, and the other end of the red silk was tied to Chuhua's car.

Chuhua was sitting in the car, making a "beep beep beep" sound, like a child playing with bumper cars in an amusement park, "Wow, flying car!"

When Ao Bing heard Chuhua speak, he lowered his head while flying, and the huge faucet stuck to Chuhua through the front glass.

Ao Bing's big eyes were full of doubts, and he asked, "Mr. Chu, what are you doing?"

Although Chuhua was in human form, he couldn't help stretching his arms in the cockpit, subconsciously simulating the movement of wings during high-altitude flight, flapping his hands one by one, "Birds react instinctively, sorry, I will restrain myself one time."

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Although there was an accident where the car broke down, there was no traffic jam in the sky, and the straight-line distance between the two points was the shortest. The time it took them to reach their destination was much faster than expected.

In order to conceal the fact that he came by plane, Chu Hua still commanded Ao Bing to put the car in the parking lot with a decent face, and then got out of the car when no one was around, pretending that he was a human being who drove here.

Then smoothly mixed into the group performance venue.

This group performance opportunity was introduced by Brother Li, the director who asked Ao Bing to play the idol.

Brother Li is a good person. Chuhua heard from him that he is already reading the new book, and it seems that he is already preparing to shoot a new drama.

One month later, the previous TV series in which Ao Bing played the role of the statue has successfully ended its screening, and it has become a model in the industry that was produced at a low cost and has overturned its word-of-mouth results.

Brother Li warmly invited Chuhua on the phone, saying that when the next book is finalized, he will ask Chuhua to take his artists to have a look.

This old brother Li is not a simple person, and he has already seen it clearly during the month of watching, the artists of Chuhua Company are really amazing, as long as he uses these people to form a new drama, he will not worry about his own drama There will be no traffic, no hotspots!

You can play anything!

A 40-second group performer, Ao Bing, can bring the first wave of traffic to his drama, and then enjoy the second wave of traffic bonus, so that the better and the better will enter positive feedback.

Not to mention the next time, I will play a serious role for Chuhua's artist.

He has a lot of confidence in his junior brother!

To some extent, the director, Brother Li, became the first person to see the truth. From the very beginning, he reached an in-depth cooperation with Chuhua. teary.

There are three sub-requirements for Chuhua’s Tiandao mission. The first jump is to complete 10 different announcements within a month. This mission requires quantity, not quality. There is no requirement for cast production, just make up enough quantity.

Adhering to the same concept, Chuhua came to this crew as a group performer - because Brother Li got through with him before he came, and this is also a crew and production team that is more about quantity than quality. I didn't have high expectations for the production level of this group.

The two protagonists all brought money into the group, and each has a financial backer behind them. The script was changed randomly, and the acting skills were awkward.

In other words, this made Chuhua very relaxed. He brought people who only needed to complete the task, and didn't need to be too emotional.

This time the group performance specially asked someone to look for it in the circle, because according to the needs of the plot, the protagonist will be filmed in the playground, and a fierce emotional rivalry will start.

And there are always children in places like playgrounds, so Chuhua got this opportunity to bring a child to perform in a group, and came here specially to be the background board.

Because they are acting in a modern drama, they don’t even need to change their clothes. The clothes Ao Bing and Nezha are wearing today are the casual modern clothes they just bought in the mall yesterday. Small size, the two look more like brothers, which is a perfect fit.

The director, who wanted to finish the job as soon as possible, looked at the costumes of the group performers, nodded and let go, and waved his hand, asking Ao Bing to go to the camera with him.

In fact, the group performance task this time is very simple. Nezha and Ao Bing don't have to do anything. They only need to contribute their backs where the camera can shoot, and act as living people in the background board.

Chuhua specially came over to explain to Ao Bing. In order to express his naturalness, he even paid for a cone of colorful ice cream balls for the two of them. The two of them only need to eat ice cream at the edge of the camera, chat with each other and fill it up. Vision, just pretend that there are living people in the props and scenery of this amusement park.

This job should be easy to do, Nezha should not cause trouble, and it can let him experience what acting in a movie is, and it will serve multiple purposes.

Chuhua thought so too, until the two protagonists stood not far from Nezha and Ao Bing and began to read their lines.

Although they are all movies, they can also be divided into large-scale productions and shoddy productions. If it is said that Director Zhang's invitation must be a conscientious production, then this is completely the opposite.

As soon as the hero stood here, Chuhua felt an inexplicable sense of greasiness. Before he could explain why, he heard the hero start to read the dialogue.

It was also at this moment that Chuhua discovered that this movie was not simple.

The man standing in the middle, with an attitude of playing in the world, is unrestrained, but he doesn't care, "If I chose you because of love, then one day, I will definitely abandon you because of love. This fragile feeling, It is the most unreliable thing in the world. Say you are mine and I am yours, what a shame, how tired you are, just enjoy yourself while you are happy."

"I don't love you, you are just tempting me and seducing me, but I... I won't be able to live tomorrow without you. So, I don't love you."

Ao Bing, who could hear the lines clearly, slowly put out a question mark.

Nezha looked shocked, his expression cracked along with the ice cream ball.

The person opposite him straightened his neck not to be outdone, but because the leading actor's neck was stiff, everyone present even heard a crisp "crack", which was very fresh and moving.

I saw the actor who twisted his neck, widened his eyes like copper bells and said: "Shixian, you think that I have an unswerving love for you, but you don't know... Heh, I am probably not the only one in the world." One, a man who will be tempted by two men."

"Don't say anything stupid, Shuhuan."

"It's not stupid. You make me admire from the bottom of my heart, and I will never forget you in my life. Shixian, no matter who I am by my side, there will always be a corner in my heart that will always be reserved for you. But Now, don't approach me, let alone seduce me."

Chu Hua was dumbfounded.

The plot concept of this movie is a bit unique.

It's just that the two gods who have just descended to earth in the background board have been lame.

Ao Bing: "???"

Nezha: "...!?!"

The author has something to say: Nezha: (ノ°Д°)ノ彡┻━┻

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Quoted in this chapter:

"The Temptation of Going Home" Hong Shixian's Quotations

1. If I choose you today because of love, then one day I will abandon you because of love. Love is the most unreliable thing

2. I don't love you, I think you seduce and tempt me, and I won't live without you.Or I don't think about eating and drinking, no, so I don't love you.

3. Say you are mine, I am yours, how tired you are, just be happy.

Quotations from He Shuhuan in "Deep Love and Rain"

4. I am not the only man in the world who is tempted by two women.

5. Ruping, you make me admire from the bottom of my heart, and I will never forget you in my life.

No matter who I am with, there is a corner in my heart that will always be reserved for you.

6. Ruping, don't approach me, don't seduce me.