Reverse C debut of the whole company

What does Chuhua like?

The party, Chuhua, thought about this issue seriously.

He thought, he likes to rub his hair... Bah, he likes excellent employees who take the initiative to solve problems for the boss!

I like the caring little padded jacket who can work and help the boss answer the phone, and the handsome guy who can talk when I pull it out.

It's not the kind of employees who have nothing to do, breathe fire and beat people, and develop black-evil forces, such as someone in the kitchen downstairs.

Of course... He doesn't like to say that the boss is an employee of the old driver.

Chuhua narrowed his eyes dangerously, stood on the chair and spread his wings, as if he was about to spread his wings and rush forward at any time.

He looked at Zhaobao and said nothing.

But I didn't expect that Zhaobao on the opposite side couldn't bear it first: "No...it shouldn't be so fast, even if he can't wait, I have to go through the etiquette. Unless it is a last resort, I can't speed ahead like this, at least I should say it well Let me tell you what I mean first..."

"Why don't you go back and count how many things are left in my treasury, and pick something good." Zhao Bao said to himself, circling in circles, "I just don't know, what kind of style is it in the world now?"

"It doesn't take decades. I'm afraid I won't be able to finish the warehouse. In such a time-consuming situation like now, why don't you blindly divide his warehouses first?"

Chuhua: "?"

Zhaobao fell into deep thought again, "And his bird...it should be cute when it grows well. For Chuhua's sake, how much should I leave for him?"

Every fairy has his own obsessions and hobbies. This Chuhua respects it, but it doesn't mean that Chuhua can truly understand it.

Chuhua became more and more puzzled, tilted his head, and put his body into a confused pose.

One person and one bird looked at each other, and Zhao Bao took the lead to look away: "...still a little bald, tomorrow the number of hair growth pills will double."

Chuhua: "Gah——!"

Said he was bald again!

Obviously, the hair has grown a stubble, and the small white feathers can cover half of his flesh. Why can't this birdman see such an optimistic change!

He decided not to bring Zhaobao into the city tomorrow!Let him play with mud in the village.

Chuhua took off on the spot, and came towards Zhaobao's head. His big wings slapped the hair on the back of Zhaobao's head. He circled in the air twice as if threatening, and then flew out.

When he flew to the kitchen, he found that the wall was already black.

The honest Ao Bing was standing by the wall at a loss, trying to wash the wall with water.

Chuhua said: "...Gah! Nezha, what did you do again?"

Hearing his voice, Nezha immediately ran in from the outside, looking extremely arrogant, "Hey, let me tell you, even if you can't change me back to my original height, you have to find me a A decent pair of new trousers..."

Chuhua turned into a human form, landed on the ground and looked down, and saw that Nezha's original crotch pants had been replaced, and now they were replaced with a pair of...

Xiaoqing's same dog head safety pants?

The effect of wearing these safety pants outside has a very prominent visual effect!

Paired with Nezha's embarrassing and maddened expression at this time, it is simply a set of emoji dolls.

"You are so small now, we are all adults here, and we didn't prepare special children's clothes. I'll get you another top and cover up the safety pants."

Chuhua returned to the room absent-mindedly, took out the dog-headed T-shirt he bought for the birdman Zhaobao, and threw it on Nezha's head.

Nezha wore it on his body and looked down. The bigger dog head showed his face full of sarcasm, and burst into tears: "What's the difference!? Fat bird, come back to me!"

"The difference is that if you really don't like this dog's head, you can pick it up and burn it."

Chuhua said expressionlessly: "Then the clothes will also become very breathable, and the places that should be exposed and should not be exposed will be exposed...you call me a fat bird again, you will always look like a melon baby, you know? ?”

Nezha is a firecracker, and it explodes at one point, "The fat bird is talking about you... ah!"

A dragon tail from behind patted his head, and then nimbly retracted it, "Be careful, respect Mr. Chu. If you talk nonsense again, I'm really angry."

Here Chuhua is always dignified when he is the boss. If he doesn’t believe it, he won’t be able to cure this Nezha. He won't be allowed to talk to you for days!"

Nezha closed his mouth in horror just after half of the dirty words came out.

Seeing the victory in this battle, Chuhua also took advantage of Nezha's weakness, and was finally satisfied: "Okay, clean up the hygiene, and go back to rest early."

"In our human world, whether it's a brick mover or a kitchen cleaner, it's the most honorable to be self-reliant. Someone at the bottom of the food chain should sleep well tonight and figure it out, right? It's time to change your attitude towards your boss. .”

For the attitude towards the boss, Xiaoqing is the role model for the whole company.

Early the next morning, Xiaoqing took the initiative to serve breakfast after Chuhua came to the restaurant.

Listening to Chuhua's words, Xiaoqing suppressed her desire to live in women's clothing.

But under the gaze of Uncle Nezha sitting there and staring at him like a tiger, he intuitively chose to hug Chuhua's thigh tightly.

Chuhua took the breakfast that Xiaoqing handed over, opened the package, took a look, and happily took a bite, "Pancake fruit with spicy strips and chicken tenders! Thank you, Xiaoqing, where did you buy it?"

"I just entered the city and went to a famous Internet celebrity breakfast stall in the city." Seeing Chuhua looking over with soy milk in his mouth, Xiaoqing quickly explained, "Brother Zhaobao raised his hand and ordered a puppet to drive me off Into the city."

Chuhua was surprised: "Puppet is so smart, can he drive?"

When Zhaobao came down from Chuhua, he quietly untied his mosaic, showed his face and said to Chuhua: "I took the driver's license test two days ago, and the puppet I made has the same driving qualification, don't worry .”

Chuhua: "...?"

There are too many elements in this sentence, Chuhua didn't know where to comment for a while.

But as a mature and calm boss, he decided to make himself less fussy: "Okay, then I will accompany Xiaoqing to record a show today, and I will buy some clothes for Nezha on the way... Puff, children's clothes."

Nezha with a dog's head: "..."

Nezha dropped the plate on the spot, "Who are you laughing at?"

How fast is Nezha on Hot Wheels?

It was the plate that landed on the ground, and Nezha had already rushed in front of Chu Hua, and his face was frightening.

Although Nezha would strike at the slightest disagreement, there were already two people present, paying attention to his movements at all times.

Xiao Sheng's subordinates grabbed a handful of golden light, and in an instant, two pure gold puppets stood in front of Chu Hua, wearing hard armor, pushing and pulling them forward.

Nezha, the little god of war who has always been invincible in the sky, accidentally bumped into the pure gold puppet, and failed to break through the defense line. Instead, he grinned in pain and was pushed back.

Ao Bing's second hand has arrived, and he released a tornado of water, rolling Nezha into the water column type drum washing machine in the air.

The water echoed Nezha's cry of "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!", and the world finally became quiet.

Chuhua sat back at the table again, thinking that the combat power unlocked by Heavenly Dao in time for everyone is still quite useful...

At least two can help him fight, and one can help him make soy milk.

Sitting next to Chuhua, Xiaoqing distributed the bought breakfast to everyone.

Zhaobao's knife moved, and he cut the apple into the shape of a bunny, put it on a plate and handed it over to Chuhua.

Chuhua calmed down, Zhaobao was a good boy 90% of the time, as the boss, well, he had to forgive him for the 10% of the time when he had a fit.

So Chuhua decided to take Zhaobao to work again.

Ao Bing asked: "Mr. Chu, how long does Nezha need to wash?"

"Can it be washed?"

"No, it's lotus root, which absorbs water." Ao Bing gave an affirmative answer.

"Just wash him for a while, let him calm down completely." Chuhua happily finalized the execution plan, "You stay as a housekeeper, and you can do everything yourself."

When he walked into the parking area, he didn't expect Zhaobao to actually drive, and he showed Chuhua his driver's license.

Could it be that Zhaobao was not at the company two days ago, did he go to take a driver's license test?

But Chuhua didn't really believe in the novice's skills, so he took the initiative to sit in the co-pilot so that he could grab the steering wheel at any time.

Zhaobao watched Chuhua get into the passenger driver, moved his fingers, and personally instructed the two golden puppets to guard the crayfish breeding pond before sitting in the main driver.

After the car started, Chuhua watched for a while, and found that Zhaobao was surprisingly reliable.

This car drives quite smoothly. It's an old driver.

So Chuhua also asked, "When did you learn to drive?"

Xiao Sheng: "Seeing how many times you have driven it, I found an opportunity to try it myself. It seems that it is not difficult. I just met a few people through the Taoist temple, and I did some things by chance. Someone helped me get a driver's license."

Chuhua finally realized something was wrong: "Zhaobao, tell me honestly, when will you run out to pick up the customers... Hey, Xiaoqing, are you crying?"

Xiaoqing's sobbing in the back seat diverted Chuhua's attention.

Xiaoqing burst into tears and said: "It's so rich... What a shame! This kind of pure gold puppet, one of which is my 100-year salary, is actually used to guard the crayfish... Poverty really limits my imagination. RMB players are on their knees."

Chuhua: "...you have really seamlessly integrated into the modern society, Xiaoqing."

Xiaoqing wiped away her tears and cheered herself up: "Work hard, make money hard, buy a cabinet of cosmetics, and anyone who has a dream is amazing!"

After observing for a while, Chuhua completely handed over the car to Zhaobao, and sat on the co-pilot with peace of mind and started playing with his mobile phone.

Nezha, this child is too thorny, and he doesn't have a long memory after being taught. Just a few seconds ago, it was really a bit dangerous.

Chuhua changed his mind a little, reopened the Tiandao app, and typed in the manual feedback: [Can I still return Nezha now? 】

Tiandao replied in seconds: [It's time for returns and exchanges. 】

Chuhua: [Didn't it mean that I always reserve the right to return or exchange the goods?fraud! 】

【...Chu head office, please!On the first day of the Demon King's descending to earth, we celebrated by eating hot pot all over the world!Can you wait for us to be happy for two days before returning this item?Let's have a good meal, beg woo woo woo...]

Chuhua understood.

Emotionally, this is treating him as a correctional center for problem children.

Chuhua got a little emotional, [You guys are a bit too much, obviously I am the youngest among you, and you let problem children who are thousands of years old come and bully me. 】

Tiandao hurriedly coaxed: [Then let's issue you an extra task, we can't let you suffer in vain, and get some rewards in the end. 】

Chuhua: "..." Are you so easy to talk to, bro.

[Additional task: Please take over the problem child Nezha, persist for half a month, and benefit the friends in the heavens. Heaven is very grateful to you! 】

Chuhua pretended to be reluctant: "That's fine."

After the customer service channel ended, the Tiandao app started to get down to business and released the main task.

[Ding——It was detected that the last task was completed ten days ahead of schedule, and there is still time left, so this task will be extended by one week, with a total duration of five weeks. 】

[Congratulations to Mr. Chu, you have completed the novice guide, and now our app will guide you step by step through the main task to your own entertainment empire. 】

【1) Please lead your employees to complete 10 announcements within five weeks, and the current progress is 0/10;

2) The work in the entertainment industry is not just TV dramas, variety shows and singing and dancing, please actively expand the business in these two new areas, the current progress is 0/2;

3) You are no longer a small online celebrity workshop. You need to receive well-established and well-produced announcement projects. Artists with only traffic and no real works will eventually be short-lived. Companies with only topics and no revenue are blind Chicken nonsense.

Please receive at least two high-cast notifications for the artist, and the current progress is 0/2. 】

Chuhua cried out with an "Aww": "Is this mission description so real in the world?"

[Mr. Chu, don't be discouraged, our goal is the evergreen entertainment economic company in the entertainment industry!Duck!

(Intimate tip: One of the criteria for judging the "Gaokasi Announcement Project" is that people who bring capital into the group don't want you, and the traffic without strength will only die, huh.)]

Chuhua shut himself up, "God, you are embarrassing me, a little snow..." Snowy Owl.

Zhaobao stopped the car, "Chuhua, are you okay?"

"...Little elementary school chicken! How can Gao Kasi's announcement be so easy to answer? Even the way to join the team with funding is bet on woo woo woo." Chu Hua forcibly changed his words, and cried sadly.

In order not to lose the horse, he actually scolded himself... This day is really unbearable!

So just like that, how could Chuhua experience the joy of vacation, so he had to take a new small burden and came to the shooting location of the fashion magazine.

Perhaps because they lived in the forest tree house a lot, Chuhua was not very sensitive to Xiaoqing's current popularity, so when they arrived at the fashion magazine's shooting headquarters, they were frightened by the big scene.

After receiving the news, the fanatical fans flocked to the building, and the entertainment reporters who came to cover the site unexpectedly surrounded the place with water, and even the way to the entrance of the building was blocked by people's heads!

Ever since Xiaoqing escaped from the night of the live performance, no one of the media has been able to get any follow-up information about him. The crazy enthusiasm for Xiaoqing in the entire Internet has naturally not passed in just two and a half days.

People can't wait to know about the follow-up of this male boss who participated in the women's team draft.

The planner of the fashion magazine called: "President Chu, I saw your car! Don't drive any further, you will be seen soon!"

Chuhua looked at Zhaobao, who nodded.

So Chuhua understood in his heart, and said happily: "Then you just watch from above, we will show you an invisibility on the spot, and then go up to meet you."

Under the mosaic protection, the three of them walked on the ground as if in the encirclement. This made Chuhua sigh again. Other industries may not be so important, but in this entertainment circle, Zhaobao is so simple and precious. , is really a must-have for home travel.

When they appeared on the shooting scene, the planners were frightened, "Where did you come from!? Didn't you get crushed outside... That's good."

Chuhua and the planner reconfirmed the contract, chatted about the theme of the shooting, and patted Xiaoqing next to him, "Let's wear men's clothing today, don't worry, go change."

Xiaoqing was not nervous, and followed the staff to change clothes with a smile.

The chief planner looked at Xiaoqing and rubbed his hands excitedly, "Our whole team held a meeting overnight and watched all the scenes of Xiaoqing in the draft several times before deciding on this style and these clothes... again Sincerely thank Mr. Chu for giving us the most precious opportunity of this first exclusive interview, we will definitely live up to your expectations and will do our best in this filming."

In fact, there are many live broadcast platforms, even TV station variety show talk shows, all of which offered higher quotations in order to grab Xiaoqing's first appearance.

But in the circle of people and things, you can't do everything in line with money.

Chuhua has his own considerations. He is personally adjudicating Xiaoqing's transformation into a new personality. The already controversial Xiaoqing, every time she shows up from now on, has strategic significance.

Chuhua smiled and said, "The planning is serious, and it's a win-win for us."

So the planners understood that Chuhua had a pattern in his heart, and he smiled more and more, "There are so many artists under Chuzong, I have a hunch that maybe we will have the next cooperation soon gone."

After waiting for about an hour, Xiaoqing, who had changed into clothes, also finished her styling, and finally reappeared in front of everyone.

Chuhua was watching the announcement on his mobile phone, but he heard people gasp.

He raised his head and saw that Xiaoqing was wearing a tight leather jacket and black trousers, her long hair was dyed blue and purple, tied into an unruly braid and draped behind her shoulders.

Xiaoqing stopped in front of Chuhua with her long legs, her leather jacket was slightly opened, revealing the outline of her abdominal muscles.

...He finally won't let anyone misidentify his gender again.

The author has something to say:

...I want to eat pancakes.Spicy strips, chicken tenders, and two eggs!