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Chuhua felt a little emotional.

He is a bird of prey. These people say he is fat, but they mistake him for a chicken?

Now that the people of the whole country know about it, they can't stop praising the bald chicken who is deeply disabled and determined to draw strength from him. There is hope for tomorrow.

Chuhua was so angry that he even wanted to fight, but under such a well-known situation, he didn't know who was more reasonable to fight, and fell into confusion.

The only thing Chuhua is lucky about now is that no one knows that the guy in the video is him!He must grow the hair out as soon as possible, and then completely bury this black history!

He hurriedly dragged Zhaobao into the car and galloped all the way to the airport. On the way, he finally calmed down a little and gained a little courage.

After Chuhua sent the car into the parking lot, he took out his mobile phone and found the hotspot.

Then trembling, I clicked into the ten-second video.

A round fat bird soars freely in the sky. It is hairless and cool, valiant and high-spirited.

Chuhua persisted for three seconds, then threw the phone away, thought for a while and picked it up angrily. After searching for a while, he finally found the source of this video, the guy with the ID "Taoist Liang".

"Damn it, I won't let him go!" Chuhua said the villain's lines, but this id also reminded him, he turned his head and said to Zhaobao, "Didn't you say that there is a Taoist priest who wants to see me? Then Just arrange it tomorrow."

Today's Zhaobao already knows how to use many human technology products, and his level of proficiency makes it impossible for people to see that just ten days ago, he was still a novice.

Perhaps this is the power of financial eloquence bully!

Zhaobao very neatly finalized the meeting tomorrow, "Then don't let him go, do you need me to take action?"

Seeing that Chuhua became so angry because his beloved bird lost all its feathers and was recognized as the wrong species by others, Zhaobao only thought he was so cute.

Sure enough, he had the idea of ​​Chuhua abusing birds before, it was all his illusion, right?Obviously such a gentle person, small in stature, with watery and round eyes, how well-behaved.

Chuhua's cell phone vibrated again, and he saw the call reminder "Three times owed".

Chu Hua, who had already lost his hair and psychological shadow, did not dare to delay Mr. Xiong's call any longer. He paused, opened the car door and went outside to answer the call.

Zhaobao frowned when he saw the familiar caller ID on the screen.

But when he saw that Chuhua was deliberately avoiding him and going out to answer the phone, Xiao Sheng's displeasure had risen to an unbearable level.

He turned on his mobile phone, and on the page of the memo was the home address of a real estate agent owner surnamed Xiong.

When the phone was picked up, Mr. Xiong laughed and screamed: "I said Chuhua, the flying fat chicken in the headline video, is that you?"

Chuhua: "..."

"Then you have to thank me very much." Mr. Xiong's voice was trembling with a smile, "If I hadn't asked you to pluck all your hair, no one would be able to tell that you are a cat with your appearance and white hair. A snowy owl only in the North Pole? At that time, you might catch it in the laboratory, haha.”

"But I didn't know it before, so you like Guoben... ouch ouch!"

Chuhua hung up the phone calmly.

The next moment, the gentle and well-behaved Chu Hua slammed the phone to the ground and roared angrily, "Ah, go to hell!"

Zhaobao: "..."

Zhaobao looked through the car window, and found a reason for himself in a second - he was very gentle when he was not angry, but it is justifiable to be angry.

He nodded, Chuhua was right about that matter, as for how to punish this misbehaving Mr. Xiong... Chuhua doesn't need to worry about it, it's only natural for him to do it himself.

A certain innocent Xiong Boss didn't know that he was about to face catastrophe at this time, he was lying on his fantasy feather pillow, thinking about digging out the wild beehives in the back mountain for a while, the time was almost up, the honey in it should be as well sweet.

Then he didn't expect that he would never be able to eat this year's new honey again.

……

Ten minutes later, Chuhua went to pick up someone at the airport with Zhaobao holding his mobile phone with half of the screen broken.

There are too many passengers entering and leaving the airport, so Chuhua is a little worried about Zhaobao. Although Zhaobao has overcome psychological difficulties and is unambiguous in his work, his daily life may not be able to adapt to so many at the same time. people.

Looking back, Zhaobao had already pasted the mosaic firmly.

Xiaoqing and Ao Bing's flight landed on time, and Ao Bing walked out of the crowd, looking refreshed like a high school student at school, causing many people to turn their heads and stop.

I haven't seen him for a few days, and Chuhua was so happy that he waved to him again and again. Ao Bing quickly saw Chuhua in the crowd, laughed too, and walked quickly towards Chuhua.

It's just... what about the young man?

Did you go to the bathroom?Or was it because there were too many guests when the plane landed, and they were accidentally squeezed out?

So Chuhua continued to stare at the exit, thinking that they could go back as soon as Xiaoqing came out.

Ao Bing was even recognized, and a passer-by stopped him, "Hey, aren't you the rain god who doesn't dance in the square? Then why did "Sisters Dancing in the Square" announce you to the official? ?”

Ao Bing said politely: "I still have to listen to Mr. Chu's arrangement. Well, I should say at this time... Thank you for your attention? Please continue to support."

This answer was very decent, and Chuhua nodded appreciatively.

Maybe people are willing to chat with the handsome guy, but passers-by did not let him go, "By the way, Yushen, why did your emoticons start to work again recently? It is said that as long as you pray in reverse, it may have miraculous effects. You Is it taking effect in reverse recently?"

Ao Bing was shocked and said: "How do you know?!"

The passer-by was directly amused by Ao Bing: "Hahaha, brother, you are so funny, you have a good sense of variety show! I am now looking forward to your square dance variety show, and I will watch it according to the broadcast time, come on !"

Chu Hua, who knew Ao Bing's character, already understood that something was wrong, so he felt that he had to ask quickly.

Just as he walked over and was about to help Ao Bing with his luggage, Zhao Bao who was next to him very consciously snatched it over, not letting Chu Hua get his hands on it.

Ao Bing was flattered: "Many... Thank you Brother Zhaobao."

Chuhua was also happy. This autistic child was also loved by his colleagues. He patted Zhaobao in praise, and then turned to talk to Ao Bing: "Why was that person still talking to you about praying for rain just now? We Didn't you agree that you will ignore these requests in the future?"

"Yes, I didn't care about it before." Ao Bing showed a troubled look, "But there are still many people who are unwilling to give up trying. They talk to me day and night, can't sleep well, and are a little bit listless."

This was also expected by Chuhua. After all, Ao Bing's enthusiasm has not completely passed, and praying for rain was so effective before. It may take a while until people completely forget his magic stick attribute.

Unexpectedly, Ao Bing went on to say: "So Brother Xiaoqing taught me a way. He said that as long as he meets someone who asks me to make him rain, I will make him sunny; if he wants me to come to sunny days, I will blow the wind." , non-stop reverse poisonous milk, one day people will completely forget me."

"I think what he said is very reasonable, so I started to reverse the operation." Xiaolong slowly looked confused, "But it doesn't seem to have decreased significantly? Especially recently, there are many more people talking to me."

Chuhua: "... Xiaoqing is fine, why do you cheat on you? Listen to me, don't listen to him! In the future, you won't be allowed to listen to anything you hear, and let the weather be what it should be."

Ao Bing nodded obediently: "Okay, I'm sorry, I will only listen to you from now on."

"It's okay, just pay attention next time, since Xiaoqing is mentioned, what about others?"

Ao Bing opened his innocent eyes: "Didn't you ask him to dance?"

Chuhua was puzzled, "...but that was the call from the night before yesterday, it's impossible for him to dance for two days and two nights, right?"

"He stayed in City S and didn't come back. It is said that he will dance for more than two months. If he can't finish dancing, he may never be able to come back."

"He danced...where did he go to dance?" Chuhua had an ominous premonition, "What was the situation at that time? Think about it carefully, and tell me now."

Ao Bing seriously recalled: "When we were shopping in City S, many people were looking at me and brother Xiaoqing. Some of them were in charge of our contact information, some invited us to dinner, all kinds of things. Until that day brother Xiaoqing When I called you, we arrived at a large local square, and that night there happened to be folk dance masters on the street... fighting dance and breaking heads."

"So Brother Xiaoqing was in a hurry, so he joined in. But who is Brother Xiaoqing? How could he be decapitated by humans? In short, when he played, those people lost."

Chuhua: "..."

Boy, that's not how to break your head.

It seems that I have to find a time in the future to give Ao Bing a class and talk about some new ideas in modern terms.

Ao Bing recounted earnestly: "After the breaking, someone rushed over and gave Brother Xiaoqing a piece of paper, saying that it was called a business card. The person said that he was a scout for some company, and he was recruiting private amateurs for a talent show. Ask Brother Xiaoqing if he would like to dance for everyone to see, saying that his dance can conquer everyone."

"Brother Xiaoqing was praised so much by him, so he called you on the spot. If you said yes, he happily followed the scout."

Chuhua: "..."

So this is the reason why he suddenly overfulfilled the task on the night of Tiandao app's settlement?

Chuhua took a deep breath and felt that he must be strong: "So, which company did Xiaoqing go to the audition with?"

Ao Bing opened his confused eyes: "I don't know, I forgot the name."

It seems that this trip to the airport is destined to pick up only one dragon.

Chuhua tried to call Xiaoqing, but Xiaoqing's cell phone was always turned off, and she didn't access WeChat or Xiaobo.

Clearly knowing that Xiao Qing, who has become a big demon, will never suffer easily, only he will let others suffer... But Chu Hua still has an ominous premonition.

It wasn't until Ao Bing was brought into the car that Chuhua slammed on the brakes before driving, that he remembered a crucial question: "Ah Bing! Before Xiaoqing left with that person, he didn't say that he was going to the boy group The draft, or the girl group draft?"

Ao Bing: "..."

"Forget it, looking at you, you don't even know what I'm talking about." Chu Hua was extremely depressed, "I'd better find a way to find out by myself."

Ao Bing suddenly thought of something, and quickly added: "However, before Brother Xiaoqing signed a contract with that person and left, he had seen Brother Xiaoqing's ID card."

This sentence is so crucial, Chuhua immediately felt relieved, and felt all the pressure was swept away, and he smiled happily on the spot: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, the gender male written in black and white on his ID card, it's okay , Oh, I was so worried."

Chuhua felt relieved and was very happy: "Bing, what do you want to have for dinner?"

A group of three people unlocked a new food in the city center at night-Chongqing Red Oil Pot.

At the company base in the suburbs, Chuhua has always been greedy for hot pot shabu-shabu. This time, he finally had the opportunity to eat enough, so he brought the two of them back to the company base satisfied.

He turned into a bird at night and went to find Zhaobao for medicine.

Zhaobao gave him a bolt from the blue: "Your master loves spicy food, if he gives you spicy food, remember not to eat it."

Chuhua: "... Guh?"

"If you eat spicy food, the ointment you put on your body will be very itchy." Zhaobao explained indifferently, "You can't eat hair, and you can't eat spicy ones. During this time, be a little more careful."

Chuhua: "..."

In the middle of the night, a bird flew into the ancient forest, rubbing wildly on the rough bark.

Chu Hua shed sad tears: "You can't eat spicy food, why didn't this bird man tell me earlier? Why should I endure this kind of torture?"

Just when the big bald bird was in close contact with the tree trunk, he heard an uncertain voice from behind him, "...Brother?"

Chuhua turned his head abruptly, and saw the visitor behind him. It was the owl brother who was released from the cage when he and Zhaobao went to shoot a public service advertisement for the protection of owl wild animals that day.

... and brought his wife and three furry children.

Now the family of five is neat and tidy, looking at Chu Hua dumbfounded.

Chuhua: "..."

On the bark of that tree just now, there was still the undried ointment that Chuhua rubbed on it, the evidence was conclusive, and there was no way to quibble.

For a while, even Chuhua couldn't think of any good excuse to forcefully explain the wave of indecent behavior just now.

The hairless Chuhua knew that he was ugly, so he looked around guiltily, but he didn't see Zhaobao, and immediately all five members of his family became human.

The family of five let out a neat exclamation.

"Look, this is the elder brother I recognize." The long-eared owl, which is common in the city, finally found its own voice, and proudly straightened its chest, "My elder brother can change form, and in the world Very prestigious, look at this large forest with rich aura, it is all the territory of the eldest brother!"

The long-eared owl, together with his wife and children, tried to forget the scene just now, clapped together, and stretched out two wings in the air, flapping.

"You don't need to flatter me." Chu Hua said with a complicated expression, "How did you find me?"

The long-eared owl stood at attention, held its head high, and said, "Brother, after I confirmed that my wife and children were alive that night, I immediately went back to look for you. I didn't have time to speak, but I remembered my brother's license plate number."

"Then I mobilized all the bird brothers in the city to help find it. Today, one finally saw your car outside the hot pot restaurant and tracked it all the way here. After I got the news, I brought my wife and children to join you. .”

Unexpectedly, this little brother of the same clan has a bird vein. He really gave them the pride of the owl patriarch, and instantly made Chuhua feel good about him.

This forest is very vast, before Chuhua thought that there is enough food in the forest, the artists in the company are all a bunch of people who don't need to eat, it's a pity that such a big forest is empty and empty.

It would be wonderful to now be able to provide accommodation for distant brothers and sisters of the same clan.

Especially the berries on the bushes in the forest, which Chuhua saw that day, had attracted mice to set up a nest, and now accepting a group of immigrants from the same family of owls just helps to eliminate woodland mice.

So Chuhua clapped his hands: "You all come here, and it's fine to find a few brothers to bring their families and live together. Remember to eat more mice."

Chuhua's company base is far away from the urban area, and its address is mysterious. Entertainment reporters generally can't find out, so naturally they don't know how to visit the door to appeal.

So Chuhua would never have imagined that in one day, there would be two types of guests of different races coming to visit.

After the long-eared owl came to Anjia, the living room of the company base finally came in handy for the first time, receiving human guests.

The reception room inherits the style of the tree house theme. Plants grow throughout the room, which is full of vitality. There are vines and leaves growing on the wooden furniture on the walls. They are obviously alive, but they don’t need to water themselves.

He asked Zhaobao, and Zhaobao only said that everything in this forest and the treehouse building is maintained by the aura of heaven, and that such an ecological environment cannot be achieved in other places.

Such a unique architectural craftsmanship is enough to amaze people.Xiaoliang's master brought Xiaoliang here, and he praised repeatedly as soon as he entered the door: "Full of spiritual energy, ingenious workmanship... This is really a treasured place in the world, Mr. Chu...it's amazing!"

Chuhua originally thought he was just exchanging business ideas, but after the meeting was over, the priest actually hugged a wooden porch in their hall, and he liked it so much that he didn't want to let go. Only then did he know that he was speaking from the bottom of his heart.

The priest brought what Chu Hua needed very much.

Daoist leader: "Each...artist under Chu's head office has unfathomable strength. I have reported your selfless help two days ago to the national metaphysics supervision department, and I have communicated with the above."

Chuhua hurriedly listened carefully.

"The National Metaphysics Supervision Headquarters has submitted a special release order to the head of the General Administration of Electricity and Electricity. Now everyone in important positions knows that you are really a master, and if your entertainment career breaks the line in the future. , they will all turn a blind eye and close one eye to let them go."

Chuhua: "...Wow."

Suddenly, he too was officially recognized as a feudal superstitious group.

"Of course, as long as you don't go too far, you won't be restricted in the future." The Taoist leader called his little apprentice, "Our gymnasium has some friendly cooperation projects with the local government. As for the matter, just tell my little apprentice. Xiao Liang, come."

Xiao Liang, a Taoist priest, stood up straight with a warm smile, "Mr. Chu, you can just tell me. I can handle everything from the household registration arrangement to the application for qualification certificates, to running errands with you in eating, drinking and entertainment places. You can rest assured."

"Finally I've made it through, and I don't have to be slaughtered by that black-hearted bear!" Chu Hua burst into tears, and turned around to see Xiao Liang, "Why do you look familiar to me?"

Xiaoliang: "?"

"The name is so familiar, who are you here?" Chuhua muttered, "Come and add a WeChat, we will contact you in the future."

In the end, Chuhua couldn't remember where he had seen Xiao Liang until he sent off the pair of Taoist priests and apprentices.

But this gift...was such a treat!

In the future, Tiandao will send people down again, and Chuhua can directly register for the household registration, and will no longer be exploited by the black-hearted bear!

Thinking of this, Chuhua became complacent, and wanted to show off to President Xiong immediately, but he made two phone calls, but Old Xiong didn't answer, Chuhua put the phone aside, and then forgot about it.

The following days were calm, and Xiaoqing still couldn't get in touch. Zhaobao and Ao Bing's ensemble drama started, and Chuhua personally sent them into the group for filming, which was successfully completed.

These are tasks that have not been completed after the signing of the previous contract, and must be completed step by step.

Although the artists have announced the filming, but relying on this meager income from group performances alone is not enough to support the family.

Although Chuhua can earn money by selling music arrangers, he hasn't touched this line of work for a long time, and he is still a beginner after all.In addition, the long hair period is too itchy, which makes it difficult for him to be in the state, and he can't write any sellable works for a while.

Usually, there is no rush for creation, it always depends on the status.

Chuhua wanted to prepare some family assets in case of emergencies. The only thing he is lucky about now is that the company does not have any big expenses at present, and it can live smoothly.

A few days later, Ao Bing joined the group of square dance variety shows, waited for two days, and went home.

"It feels quite simple. Brother Xiaoqing helped a lot before." Ao Bing felt good about himself, "Everyone is very enthusiastic and takes care of me. Don't worry, Mr. Chu."

What kind of flowers can a variety show with square dancing turn out?Chu Hua was really not worried this time.

In order to get a little bit of Ao Bing's popularity when people's memories are still fresh, the program team expedited editing and production of this variety show, and it was broadcast a week later.

Chuhua was in the woods at the time, watching the premiere on his mobile phone.

Ao Bing, as the guest of the first episode of the program group, suddenly emerged as the leader of this episode's ratings because of his speech in the second grade.

He put the phone horizontally, stuck between the branches, and at the same time changed back to its original shape, rubbing against the bark.

For more than ten days, Chuhua has replaced a batch of new hair.Although the tingling sensation was thrown away, it was already much better than before, but occasionally I needed to go to the woods to vent.

Although his fur hasn't grown that long, and the thickness and length of fur are incomparable to those in his heyday, at least he doesn't look like a bald chicken anymore!

He is an owl, and now he can see that he has fur, and the fur is white!

The newly grown feathers are extremely soft and delicate, and feel addictive to the touch. Even Zhaobao, who always likes to have vigorous feathers, pays more attention to the bird-shaped Chuhua.

The specific operation is that in addition to applying external medicine to Chuhua, Zhaobao has also started to feed him internal medicine.It is said that Polygonum multiflorum, black sesame seeds and walnuts are all good for hair growth, but Chuhua doesn't know, anyway, they taste quite sweet, so just eat them.

His little owl brother is really capable. He carefully selected many strong and beautiful owls from the city and the suburbs, and moved them into the woods to eat mice and recognize his elder brother.

The long-eared owl brother also specially picked two good-eyed people, and they guarded the door when they had nothing to do, watching Zhaobao coming in and out.

As soon as Zhaobao went out, the brothers would coo, to give Chuhua time to prepare, so as not to show his feet.

Look, how thoughtful he is.

Now Chuhua is comfortably rubbing against the bark in the shape of a bird. On the branch behind him, there are five members of the family of owl brother and wife. The aunts dance together.

Not to mention, Ao Bing's dance is quite standard!

In a square dance, Ao Bing not only performed well, but also managed his facial expressions.Chuhua was very surprised, he also didn't expect Xiaoqing's dance teaching level to be so hard-core, and he taught Ao Bing to this level.

Many viewers were expecting to see a clumsy, clumsy and funny little guy in the show, dancing and making jokes in the square in front of the public... But when they saw such a energetic and generous square When the handsome dancer leads the dance and dances happily with the aunts and grandmas behind him, I still feel... Actually, this is not bad, quite harmonious?

The program team specially sent someone to interview Ao Bing about his feelings, and played the famous scene "I don't want to dance in the square" to ask him the reason for his change of attitude.

Ao Bing thought for a while: "Mr. Chu went back and educated me, saying that square dancing is also a way for human beings to strengthen their bodies, and we must respect it, so I have to understand it seriously."

At this time, the program group also released a video of Ao Bing practicing square dancing in the company's dance practice room, which attracted the attention of netizens.

[Understood, this is being scolded by the boss, and I have to come out to have a meal]

【He's so handsome, yet he's willing to take square dancing so seriously, and he dances so well, I don't think it's against harmony? 】

[Why do you want to dance square dance in such a beautiful landscape hall?This is simply reckless! 】

[I just wanted to say, is this a dance practice room?Why is it so beautiful!The decoration is so natural, even the time-lapse camera installed in the room is made into the appearance of plants, which is very high-end]

[I see, I see, there is a rest area and drinking water area next to it, it looks like a VIP customer area, and it still has its own landscape! 】

[What company is this?Do you still accept trainees?I was so moved by this environment! 】

[Cuckoo, quack, quack, quack, entertainment agency, thank you for taking it away]

As soon as the name of this brokerage company came out, there was a wave of repetitions on the video playback platform, and the barrage filled the screen within three seconds.

Although after the show was broadcast, it sparked discussions among the younger generation of netizens about square dancing, and even Ao Bing’s newly applied personal account gained a wave of fans... But the amount of discussions on this show at its peak was less than 1000 Ten thousand.

To sum it up in one paragraph, Ao Bing is very cute, and he is very serious about finishing it. This is a good program, but it is only one moon away from the hot topics of the circle.

Ao Bing's variety show recording didn't meet the criteria for task judgment.

Chuhua sighed, this task is really too difficult.

Half a month later, his hair has grown out, but there is still no movement in the progress of the task.

But it's useless to be anxious about this kind of thing, Chuhua didn't worry about it after thinking about it, because he was just stuffed with another hair growth pill by Zhaobao, so let's grow hair first.

For more than ten days, Xiaoqing has been unable to be contacted, and Chuhua doesn't know whose talent show he has participated in. At this time, he can only look for them one by one in a stupid way.

Recently, idol variety shows on various platforms have sprung up like mushrooms after rain. In the past few days, variety shows on multiple platforms have crashed in a row. There are actually three large-scale talent variety shows, and they announced the broadcast of the first episode at the same time.

Usually, the recording of talent shows and variety shows will not be held for too long on the station. This thing is time-sensitive and must be broadcast while filming, so that the program production team can adjust the emphasis on broadcasting at any time according to the flow of artists and hot topics of the program. Direction, and the proportion of shots allocated to each trainee.

Chuhua clicked on the first episode of the boy group trainees of Goose Factory. After watching the whole episode, Xiaoqing was not found.

He clicked on the first episode of Tao's Handsome Youth, but there was still no Xiaoqing.

Chuhua was very puzzled. Are there any other talent shows recently?Could it be that the program Xiaoqing participated in hasn't aired yet?

At this time, the "Pants" video platform pushed the news - "Girls League" girl group audition variety show, the first phase has just been launched.

Anyway, there was nothing else at hand, so Chuhua clicked in.

The style of the women's team audition is indeed different from that of the men's team. Even the special effects of the video are pink. Chuhua played the video and ran to get a box of hair growth pills. He was going to eat while watching the video, but when he came back eating snacks , I was intimidated by the theme song of "Girls League".

... This person who is leading the dancer at position c and wearing a pink uniform short skirt looks...why is it so familiar! ? !

The girl with twin ponytails is winking at the camera, her shy smile is full of vitality, her whole person is shining like a star, her personal charm is so strong that she even eclipses the other girls on the stage.

Chuhua: "...?"

Mr. Chu's eyes turned black.

Xiaoqing, stop it - this is a girl group audition! !

The author has something to say: Chuhua burst into tears: Can you all save me some snacks?