Tianting Publishing Group

Topic: The one I like recently is not doing business every day, so anxious!

Content: I'm obviously a joker, but I insist on writing some drama novel, and I still write about the old Zen master in a serious way. I laughed out when I saw it, okay?I always feel that the old Zen master is going to rush to the street in the next second...

1L: You can tell who it is by looking at the main building. Are you sure that person is not doing his job properly? 233333 I remember that he wrote dramas at the beginning of his debut

2L: Forced not to do business properly... This Da Da really loves the Western religion!

3L: →_→ You will understand when you see the old Zen master, as long as he is happy.

4L: I don't understand, who will decode it?

5L: Is this the earliest joke player in the world?Back then there was no internet!Before him, the manuscript fee was set in thousands of words, but since then, there has been a rule of thumb.

6L: Must be the earliest joke player!An old artist with both virtue and skill!

7L: And now there is a treasure sword in the future, black people come to a set 233

8L: My god!I have all his novels at home, but I can’t read any of them_(:з」∠)_ To tell the truth, I have always suspected that he used the royalties for writing jokes to post to the publishing house to publish novels for himself

9L: ls, it should be gone now, there are many fans like you who buy it, and the sales volume is better than that of many ordinary authors!But in the early stage, I also doubted whether the book was published at my own expense, or was it a relationship?Didn't they always say that he has some close ties with the top management of Tianting Publishing?

10L: Nonsense, of course there is a backstage, it’s okay if the grassroots can blacken the saints so that the saints can fly?

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Mo Zhu went to consult with him as the editor, and every time he read Bodhi's manuscript, he would read it first, write a corresponding paragraph, and then typesetting it to the side or below it.

The editor in charge of Mo Zhu was a little hesitant at first, but after reading what Mo Zhu wrote, he suddenly felt that there was a market for it, so he went back to ask the editor-in-chief to approve such a plan for Mo Zhu.Throughout the whole process, Huang Zhu was not used.

At this time, Bodhi's chicken soup for the soul is still not very popular. The most popular one is definitely the story category, but when readers vote, it can often rush to the top few in other columns.

Huang Zhu specially bought the issue with Mo Zhu's jokes, and the issue where the readers' votes were announced.Because it was just a joke, the editors didn't even have a title, so it wasn't put in the voting column.

The effect is that readers have nowhere to vote, and they all voted for Bodhi. The number of votes has increased by a large margin compared to this time, tying up with some short stories, but it is still a bit far from popular serial novels.

Speaking of which, Mo Zhu's own mecha script didn't even make the list...

This time, many letters from readers mentioned the story of Mr. Bodhisattva. They said: I am a loyal reader of Mr. Bodhi. Every time I wait for his article, after reading it, I feel like eating a elixir.This time, I saw another article written by other people under the teacher. The beginning was similar, and I thought it was an imitation body. It turned out that it was reversed when I saw the end. At that time, I sprayed out the tea!It's so unexpected, so funny, Mr. Black Belly is very interesting!

Others said: I am getting old and have worked hard since the cruelest time, so I have never liked reading this Bodhi article.This time I also skipped it, but I accidentally scanned to the next paragraph, but went back and read Bodhi's.Strongly protest, why is there only Bodhi and no black-bellied gentleman in the voting, I want to vote for the black-bellied gentleman!

Readers like this made a lot of speeches, and the editor of "Zag Yao Guang Ji" was both happy and panicked, and quickly finalized that the black-bellied gentleman should also be included in the voting next time.

When Bodhi saw it, he was dumbfounded, "What hatred, what resentment..."

He was aggrieved and told Zhunti that Zhunti was also in a hurry, "You said that guy behaved no differently from you at the time, but now it seems that he not only discovered it, but also remembered it!"

Bodhi said sadly: "My deity, what should I do!"

"Huangzhu..." Zhunti gritted his teeth, "It is getting more and more difficult to preach in Middle-earth. If this continues, when will we be able to prosper in the West?"

Jieyin said with a gloomy expression on the side: "Junior brother, the Taoist sect is very strong, we may not be able to succeed."

"Senior brother, we can't give up so easily. We have suffered so much, just to wait until that day?" Zhun Ti calculated the secret and said, "Now Huang Zhu is proud, the Taoist sect is flourishing, but under the law of heaven, If there is prosperity, there will be decline, and it will be another calamity soon, maybe it is due to them. Even if it is not, we can take the opportunity to drag them into the water and share the luck!"

After listening to the introduction, he was refreshed, "Junior brother is right, just now I was restless for a while, and my will was not firm. We can't divide once, but we can always divide twice or three times. There will always be a day of great prosperity in the West. .”

The two brothers and sisters looked at each other and made up their minds.

"Let's make a careful plan, this time the next immeasurable calamity must be calculated!"

"My lord, senior brother, what should I do now?" Bodhi said bitterly, "He chases after me for whatever manuscripts I submit now. I have stopped submitting manuscripts. Do I want to continue on that road?"

"Forget it, Tianting Publishing is under Huang Zhu's control. In this respect, we can only take advantage of the loopholes of the previous hundred years." Zhunti said.

"I'm afraid I will spit out the cheapness of the century now, what's more, I will become more famous after being bitten by him..." Bodhi sighed and said, "That black-bellied gentleman's writing is too mean! It makes my story so ridiculous. , comparing the two, it’s ridiculous!”

"The black-bellied gentleman... Where did this person come from? How can Huang Zhu always find some strange talents." Zhunti also had to admit that he could ridicule Bodhi with only a few words and hundreds of words. This is also a skill.

"Forget it, the plan for now is to let him go. If you leave it cold, he will be bored."

The public relations method of cold treatment is very correct in the first place. No matter what matter is dealt with, as long as one ignores it, one party will toss about it for a while, and everyone will gradually forget it. Anyway, it is not a particularly big matter.

But this time, I never expected that the black-bellied gentleman was really like a mad dog, chasing and biting them. Bodhi no longer contributed articles, and the black-bellied gentleman pointed his finger at Western religion!

Although many people think that the black-bellied gentleman continues to be black because the masses like it, but Zhunti believes that this is obviously Huang Zhu's pointing behind his back.

This is revenge, this is Chi Guoguo's revenge!

"Damn it... Huang Zhu, forced me to come here!"

The gods in the sky have received a lot of worship recently, mainly because the Shang Dynasty is now discussing the matter of moving the capital.

In fact, since the establishment of the Shang Dynasty, the capital has been moved several times due to disasters or civil strife. At the beginning, their capital was at the bottom of the previous deed, but now it is at Yan.This time, Pan Geng, the current emperor on earth, wanted to make a second big move and move the capital directly to Yin.

Pan Geng wanted to do this, but many courtiers disagreed and opposed it one after another.So when confronting them, it is inevitable to offer sacrifices to the gods in various ways, and ask them for instructions.

To be honest, many gods don't understand this kind of political affairs, so they don't speak, so the lottery they get is inconsistent.Only the answer given by Huangzhu Temple is always "good", which proves that Huangzhu Shangxian is in favor of moving the capital.

The royal family of the Shang Dynasty has been passing down a secret from generation to generation, that is, the fuse of the collapse of the Xia Dynasty was actually King Xia Jie who demolished the Huangzhu Temple.

As soon as Pan Geng saw that Huangzhu Shangxian supported him so much, he immediately became very confident, and firmly fought with his courtiers to the end, holding high the banner of "Mandate of Heaven", and finally successfully moved the capital to Yin, and in the following 200 years In Li, the capital has never been moved again, so it has settled down.

This is rare. From the Xia Dynasty to the Shang Dynasty, there was no place that had been the capital for such a long time.Moreover, moving the capital this time is of great significance, because the land of Yin is rich and fertile and far away from disputes, which extended the state of the Shang Dynasty a lot, and Pan Geng became the veritable lord of Zhongxing.

So later, everyone also called the Shang Dynasty Yin Shang.

Compared to Pan Geng who still had gods to give advice, Huang Zhu had no one to give him advice. He received a letter saying that Zixiao Palace summoned his disciples.

"There must be a big event, so I have to go to Zixiao Palace for a meeting. In my opinion, it may be that the next immeasurable calamity is coming soon, and the master asked us to give instructions." Yaochi said, "Brother, what are you worried about?"

Huang Zhu: "Because I did some calculations, and I'm a little uncertain. Why do I feel that I was specifically asked to go because Zhun sued me?"

Although Huang Zhu has a lot of people under his command now, and he used to always come uninvited to listen to the inside story.But it stands to reason that Tianting Publishing is a subordinate unit of Tianting, and Haotian can go to the meeting. If it is specifically stated that he should also go, it is a bit tricky.

Yao Chi thought for a moment, "Senior brother, even if he is going to sue, so what, are you still afraid that he will fail?"

"No," Huang Zhu said, "I just thought, if he files a complaint, I'll bring some thugs to stop him..."

Yao Chi sweated a bit, "Brother is still so forthright."

"Well, I will call Kong Xuan and Mo Zhu this time." Huang Zhu didn't order many generals, and called Mo Zhu because Mo Zhu is also a force type, and he still has a pointer in his hand, unlike him who has been "hiding clumsiness" all the time. ".

When the day came, Huang Zhu took his master to Zixiao Palace together, when he arrived at Zixiao Palace, he was like a fish entering the sea, very freely, he settled all the younger brothers he brought, and sat on the futon swaggeringly.

Because he came earlier, so he had to wait outside.

After that, Sanqing, Nuwa, Haotian, Yaochi, and Jieyin all arrived one after another. When everyone was there, Hongjun also showed up.

Hongjun was expressionless, exuding coercion, obviously representing the way of heaven. After everyone paid homage to him, he said lightly: "The immeasurable calamity is coming, and the three worlds will be in chaos again. You have to be prepared to deal with it." Get ready."

Jie Yin bowed and said: "Teacher, may I ask which family is the family that should be robbed this time?"

Hongjun was silent for a moment before replying: "It's the Xuanmen."

Both Jieyin and Zhunti were overjoyed. They originally thought about whether it was Taoism. Now that they knew it was true, they were of course very happy, but they did not reveal it on the surface. , Only the three senior brothers have established the orthodoxy, I think the senior brothers should prepare well."

"Thanks to the two leaders for reminding you, you Western religions should also be more careful," Sanqing said with a smile, "Although there are no natural disasters, there are human disasters. I heard that the reputation of Western religions is not very good recently."

The jokes in "Zag Yao Guang Ji" are in the limelight. Many people find it interesting and follow the trend of black Western religion.

Jieyin didn't reveal any emotions on his face, and said with a smile: "The brothers are right, we will definitely be careful."

"Today is just to let you know about this matter, let's go away." Seeing this situation, Hongjun has nothing to say. He is now representing the way of heaven, so it is not easy to remind Sanqing.Fortunately, because it was Xuanmen Yingjie, he specially called Huang Zhu to come, and now the boy beside him has a good relationship with Huang Zhu, so he would hint a thing or two.

And if you want to come to Sanqing, you should know how powerful they are. They are all people who have gone through the Lich War. They performed very well last time and restrained the disciples from going out.Although it is a response to robbery, based on his experience, as long as he works hard, he can try his best to eliminate the disaster to a certain extent, so as not to seriously damage his vitality.

Hongjun thought well, Huang Zhu knew very well at this time that Ying Jie could also be manipulated, Heaven seems to be independent, but it is also a sect of Taoism, and he has a good relationship with Haotian, so he thinks that Ying Jie's disciples should go There's nothing wrong with being a civil servant, as long as you don't get taken advantage of by Western religions, that's a good thing.

Besides, Huang Zhu was a little surprised that Sanqing had been slapped in the face like this, and Jieyin and Zhunti didn't take the opportunity to file a complaint, saying that he abused his power and blackmailed the West.

When everyone walked out of the hall together, Mo Zhu and Kong Xuan came to meet him, Huang Zhu knew why.

As soon as Zhunti saw Mo Zhu, he greeted him with a smile: "The black-bellied gentleman——"

With such enthusiasm, those who didn't know thought he was a loyal fan of Mo Zhu.

Mo Zhu was also a little surprised, and glanced at Zhunti, "What's the matter with the saint?"

Jie Yin also came over, and said kindly: "It's nothing, we two brothers just think that Mr. Belly Heijun is very talented, so we just came to ask him. If you are free in the future, you can come to Lingshan as a guest."

"Yes, yes, I've wanted to see you for a long time, but I didn't expect you to come to Zixiao Palace today." Zhunti agreed, wishing to go to the bathroom with Mo Zhu arm in arm.

Mo Zhu felt very strange, so he looked at Huang Zhu.

It wasn't just him, everyone present was speechless. They didn't know what happened to Jieyin and Zhunti, but they were so enthusiastic about a person who blackmailed them in magazines every day.

Huang Zhu winked at Mo Zhu, and given the relationship between the two of them, Mo Zhu immediately understood, and then said with a smile: "The next loose person with no background or sect, how can he be treated so favorably by two saints."

Zhunti was pleasantly surprised, but he didn't expect Mo Zhu to show such face. When he heard the words "no door, no sect", he laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, "you and brother Huang Zhu have such a good relationship, we thought you must have entered the mystery Where's the door?"

Mo Zhu said: "I have no teacher, father, or sect."

"It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day. I think, why not go to Lingshan with us today, fellow Taoist?" Zhunti looked at Mo Zhu's attitude, thinking that there is a fate, and Huang Zhu has nothing to do with him if he wants to.

Mo Zhu nodded and said: "What's wrong with that, let's go."

Seeing that he didn't even say hello to Huang Zhu, he was overjoyed at the moment, turned his head and looked at Huang Zhu with a smile, as if demonstrating, and then surrounded Mo Zhu with Zhunti and left Zixiao Palace.

After they walked away, the rest of the people looked at each other in blank dismay.

Tong Tian said hesitantly: "...Zunti is crazy, take your evil corpse to Lingshan as a guest of honor?"

Nu Wa also said: "Did they take the opportunity to trick your evil corpse out and want to beat you up?"

Huang Zhu said with a smile: "No, they just don't know it's my evil corpse."

Is Zhunti the only one who wants to use the three corpses to trap people?Are you kidding, his vest... ah no, the evil corpse also asked Daozu to cover up the secret, if he hadn't taken the initiative to tell, others would never know that Mo Zhu was his evil corpse.

"That's not right, even if you don't know that it is your evil corpse, the black-bellied gentleman is laughing at the Western religion every day, their brains must be flooded, thinking that if you please the black-bellied gentleman, he will not black them ?” Tongtian still finds it unbelievable.

Huang Zhu said leisurely: "Maybe they think that Mo Zhu has a connection with Buddha and want to send him to the west?"

Everyone gave a "cut" and walked away, saying to each other, "I'm sick, how could your evil corpse escape."

Can the connection between the deity and the three corpses be cut off at will?Even if they want to be strong, it's impossible for them to be good, and they have nothing to do when they are idle, sending a writer to the west, Huang Zhu is talking nonsense again!

"Let's discuss the matter of the robbery!"

Everyone felt that Huang Zhu must have taught in Kengxixi again, although they didn't know how to do it.Just talking nonsense and refusing to tell them the truth is disgusting.

Forget it, anyway, when the time comes, they will know that the only thing that will be miserable is the introduction and acceptance. Now there is still serious business, so they each walked away, only Kong Xuan was still there.

"Let's go too, it's a big deal." Huang Zhu greeted.

Kong Xuan was silent for a while, because he was supposed to be the Peacock Daming King taught by the West, and he had a bit of talent in that area, and he was a person from Tianting Publishing, so he could see clearly and understand Huang Zhu's nature, so he instead Guess what's going on better than anyone else, "...you are so bad!"

"Thank you for your praise." Huang Zhu said modestly.

He told the truth, but no one believed him.These people are still too naive. They only know that the black-bellied gentleman has been blackmailing the Western religion, but they never thought that to be able to mock the Western religion so accurately requires a deep understanding of the Western religion's teachings!

Just like what Huang Zhu once thought, if he reveals his understanding of the essence of Western teachings because he is in modern times, the Western teachings will definitely not have the current attitude towards him, and will definitely try their best to win him over.

Now Mo Zhu is the same, when he blacked out Bodhi's Chicken Soup for the Soul, it might still be a bit vague, but when Bodhi didn't write Chicken Soup for the Soul, and he started blacking out Western teachings directly, Zhunti and Jieying were keenly aware of it.They are the leaders, and they are more sensitive than anyone else. This black-bellied gentleman should be a member of their Western religion!

Now, they don't hate Mo Zhu at all, they can't wait to hug Mo Zhu's thigh and invite him to the Western Church to be the third leader!