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Topic: [Tree Hole] My heart is so tired. I have tried hundreds of times to pass the driver's license test. I scolded him, and then...

Content: Then I was working in the Heavenly Court again. If I didn’t have a license, I would be checked, and the escape method was too tiring, so I had to go to the driving license test by myself [manual goodbye]

1L: Damn hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!Will your lion ride you when you go out in the future?

2L: The landlord is in a trance, so miserable, what is the prototype of the landlord, I just want to know what kind of driving license you have?

LZ: Don't ask, you will lose your vest!

4L: I feel like I made up a novel in my head. The poster’s lion failed the test. The poster would rather be a mount than change the mount. It’s so affectionate!

5L: Laughing, does the host have a driver's license?Will the landlord be the only one who has taken the driver's license and driving license at the same time?

6L: Rank 4L, so affectionate, I can make up the story every minute.

7L: Looking for such meme articles!The landlord's lion must not really fail the test, but he just doesn't want to be ridden by the landlord. The spirit is commendable!

8L: As far as I know, it shouldn’t be the first one. Isn’t the first one the Daoist Pu Xian?

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After the establishment of the traffic department of Tianting, some heavenly soldiers were transferred to serve as traffic policemen, and a group of auxiliary policemen were recruited from the three planes for trial.

In the beginning, detachments were only set up in key areas and areas, such as the Tianting area, the Kunlun Mountain area, and the Zhaoyao Mountain area, including Jifu, and other places with a large flow of people.

A detachment will be divided into several brigades, in charge of different jurisdictions, or have different responsibilities.This brigade is divided into squadrons.

Huang Xiaodi is a traffic policeman in the accident handling squadron of the First Brigade of the Zhaoyao Mountain Detachment. He passed the interview in the Tianting Civil Service Examination before, and was first assigned to the Tianhe Navy. Later, after the formation of the traffic police, he was transferred to be a traffic policeman .

The jurisdiction of the first team is a hundred miles in front of the gate of Zhaoyao Mountain. Brother Huang was chatting with people in the office today when he suddenly received a voice transmission from the Eastern Division. There was a traffic accident in the jurisdiction.

Huang Xiaodi and a colleague hurriedly packed up, put on their uniform jackets, stepped on the police Pegasus and went out.

It is still inconvenient to say that the flying talisman transmits the sound, there is only a one-line connection, and it takes a little time, and it is impossible to transmit the message in real time.Fortunately, I heard that Master Huang Zhu has already sent people to study something called a walkie-talkie, and then everyone will be able to communicate with each other in real time.

Huang Xiaodi rushed to the scene of the accident and got to know the situation with his colleagues from the Eastern Squadron.

No lives were lost and it was not considered a major accident.This was a rear-end collision accident, which may have been caused by rainy weather and poor road conditions.

Little Brother Huang looked at the person involved again. The one who bumped into him was an editor of Tianting Publishing, Yaozu, who was riding a golden retriever. The golden retriever was injured when he hit the ground. He was stroking the golden retriever in distress.

The one who was hit was a white-clothed Taoist, and standing behind him was a young man also in white, who might have been transformed from his mount.

Seeing Huang Xiaodi, the Yaozu preemptively said: "Brother traffic policeman, please investigate carefully. I don't think I am responsible for the accident, and their speed is too slow!"

Hearing this, the young man rolled forward, turned into a six-tusk white elephant, and roared at the monster clan, the white ivory gleamed coldly.

Yaozu hid behind Huang Xiaodi, "Officer, you see he still wants to do something!"

Brother Huang said to the Taoist involved: "This fellow Taoist, please restrain your mount, please show him his driving license."

Taoist: "He doesn't have a driving license."

"No driving license?" Huang Xiaodi said seriously, "Although you were hit, but the horse without a driving license is not allowed to enter and leave the places that are classified as key areas, you don't know that? Do you have a driving license? ?”

The six-tusked white elephant turned into a young man again, and said with a flamboyant expression, "What kind of driving license is it? It's not that I'm on the road. I don't need a driving license at all!"

Yaozu said: "Officer, isn't it, he is not a mount, he was the other one that hit him just now."

Little Brother Huang looked at the Taoist in confusion. It stands to reason that the mount was not standing behind its master. He thought the Taoist was the master, and the young man was the mount. The young man looked like this just now.

The Taoist said embarrassingly: "My horse is irritable, and I always fail to get a driving license, so I took one myself. I also have a driver's license. My...self-driving—is that what you say?—isn't it illegal? "

Little brother Huang: "..."

Little Brother Huang said in disbelief: "So before, your horse was riding you, and then there was a rear-end collision?"

Taoist: "Hey, that's what happened."

Little brother Huang opened his mouth, but didn't say anything.

His colleagues, as well as the Yaozu were also stunned, "Damn, Fellow Daoist, you are too good!" His mount, Golden Retriever Roar, also showed envy.

This is also a strange story, because the horse can't pass the driving license test, so he goes to the test by himself, and then carries the horse to work?There are so many mounts that love me so much, why not change one!

The Taoist took out his driver's license and driver's license, and Huang Xiaodi took a look, "Explaining and teaching Samantabhadra..."

As soon as the monster clan heard that they belonged to the saint's sect, and they were the kind with a lot of gold content, they immediately became a little weaker, and came forward, "Whatever you say, it's all a misunderstanding! I'm sorry, my horse is so stupid that it knocked you down? Are you all right?"

Pu Xian's mount, a young man transformed into a white elephant, stopped in front of him, "Go away!"

"The traffic police are here, let them conduct business after investigation." Master Puxian smiled slightly, "Officer, I don't know how long it will take, I still have some things to do here."

"Don't worry about this, it's not a major accident. I'll register the information of a few people here, temporarily confiscate the driver's license and driving license, and when the accident investigation is completed and the documents are issued, I will notify the two of the results of the disposal." Huang Xiaodi said .

This is a new rule in the prehistoric era. The regulations here are stricter than those in modern times, and from another perspective, they are also looser.If it is modern, it really can't be like this.

"That would be great." Immortal Puxian saw that he had arrived at Zhaoyao Mountain anyway, and when he went back, it would be a big deal if he escaped from the earth or asked someone to send him off.He didn't intend to greet that monster again, he only greeted his mount, "Lingya, let's go."

Lingya, that is, the six-tusk white elephant, glared at the demon clan, and followed Master Puxian.

Because their documents were confiscated, and Lingya didn't have a driving license, they had no choice but to use escape methods to go up the mountain.

Ling Ya complained and said: "What laws and regulations are made by the heavens, people don't use mounts, and they are in charge of how to use them. The exam is still so difficult that I can't pass it..."

"It's because you are too impatient. You should be able to get by." Puxian sighed, "But it doesn't matter, anyway, you don't need to be a mount anymore."

Ling Ya bowed his head and said nothing, his eyes were red.

Puxian fled to Zhaoyao Mountain together with Lingya, and the two entered the building of Tianting Publishing Group.

Ling Ya arrived at the front desk familiarly, and said to the Yaozu girl at the front desk: "Reverend Pu Xian, I have made an appointment with Reverend Huang Zhu."

"Yes." The girl at the front desk checked the records and greeted her colleagues. Immediately, someone led them upstairs and took them to Huang Zhu's office.

When they got to the office, the man knocked on the door and said that Master Puxian had come, and Huang Zhu's voice came from inside: "I see, please come in."

The man opened the door and held out his hand in an inviting gesture.

Pu Xian walked in, followed by Ling Ya, and closed the door.

As soon as they entered, they saw Huang Zhu sitting behind the desk with two children sitting in his arms, one was seven or eight years old and the other was three or four years old. He was holding a picture book, flipping through it and explaining to them.

Seeing them coming in, Huang Zhu gently put the two children down on the ground, and stuffed the book into the hands of the older child, "Da Lang, take your younger brother to read."

Yang Jue took the book and led Yang Jian to the sofa next to him to read quietly.

Huang Zhu and Puxian greeted each other, "I heard that you had a traffic accident?"

Pu Xian said blushingly: "Yes, Master Uncle."

This Zhaoyao Mountain is Huang Zhu's territory, if something happened to him here, Huang Zhu might be notified immediately.But now that the uncle knows, his driver's license and driver's license should be returned to him soon.

"Hahahahahahahaha, I've heard it a long time ago, you went to take the driving license test yourself, come, show me." Huang Zhu said with a smile, Pu Xian is also a strange thing, the horse failed the driving license test, and unexpectedly to test.

Pu Xian blushed, "The driver's license has been suspended temporarily, and I'm taking the raptor test..."

"Bird of prey? Are you kidding me? Aren't you a white crane?" Huang Zhu looked like you were joking.

"Because it's bigger..." Puxian said.

Although the white crane is an elegant bird, it can't stand up to Puxian who has been enlightened for a long time. He is a ferocious white crane.Speaking of it, he still exposed his roots by going for research.Although outsiders know that his dojo is called Baihe Cave, they don't know that he is actually a white crane.

Huang Zhu pointed to the ball hanging on his window. The ball was transparent, with small green plants, rocks, and a broken-headed fish inside. It looked very delicate.

Huang Zhu said: "Is this called a bird of prey?"

Ling Ya said quickly: "Really, aren't you a fish?"

"When you enter the water, you become a fish, and when you exit the water, you become a bird." Huang Zhu said leisurely.

"What's that?" Lingya felt a little familiar, but he didn't remember it for a moment. He went to the window and touched the ball, and saw the ugly fish inside spit bubbles, "It's quite interesting. Can you put something else in there?"

He always kept in mind what the master said, and he should save face when speaking. He didn't say that the boss of such a big group as the real person raised such an ugly fish, and his head was broken.Sometimes he would roll his belly, looking as if he was dead—he didn't know that it was a sign that Kunpeng had no love in his life.

Huang Zhu: "Of course, you can decorate with soil and raise insects."

Pu Xian interrupted the chat between the two, "Uncle, I mentioned it to you in the letter this time, for Lingya. I don't think he should just be my mount... besides, he doesn't even have a driving license." passed."

Having said that, Ling Ya showed an aggrieved expression.

Puxian glanced at him with a smile, "I think, can we let him worship a teacher seriously, enter the gate wall, and cultivate himself. I think the uncle has a very wide network, so he should be able to give Lingya some advice?"

"Hey, how long has it been since you went back to Kunlun Mountain?" Huang Zhu asked without answering.

Puxian thought for a while, "About a year, this year I have been busy with research..."

"It just so happens that I'm going to Kunlun Mountain in a few days. I'm going to buy some pills for my disciples and nephews. Why don't you go together? It's your courtesy to visit the elders more often." Huang Zhu said.

"...Okay, thank you uncle for your teaching." Puxian agreed first, seeing that Huang Zhu didn't speak again, "Uncle, what about the Lingya?"

"I've said this to this extent, but you still don't understand?" Huang Zhu said with a smile, "Is there a better teacher than a sage in the world? Why do you only think about you?" The teacher accepts students strictly, and Ling Ya may not be able to pass his test, don't think about it, there is more than one saint in Kunlun Mountain."

Yuanshi Tianzun will definitely not accept Lingya, Lingya is just a white elephant, and he has ridden on a human mount, it's hard to say.

But the Master Tongtian is different. This is what he is good at, and he will definitely not dislike it.

Puxian was blinded by a leaf before, but after being punctured by Huang Zhu, he suddenly became sober, "What the uncle said is true, I really don't know that I am in Baoshan, isn't the famous teacher right beside me!"

When Ling Ya heard that he could join the Jujiao, he also showed a happy expression, "Then I don't have to be separated from the master in the future?"

"We still have to separate, but it's closer than worshiping others. Red flowers, green leaves, and white lotus roots. The three religions were originally one family. If senior brother Tongtian accepts the spirit tooth, you will be senior brothers in the future." Huang Zhu said.

Puxian was also very pleased, Lingya was originally an orphan baby elephant he rescued from the tiger's mouth, and brought back to raise him from childhood to adulthood, with extremely high talents.

After getting along for a long time, Puxian gradually felt that Lingya had no future as his mount, and because of the affection of getting along with him, he wanted to find a good home for him.

Unexpectedly, Lingya was unwilling, he didn't let go, he didn't want to have a good future at all, he was so anxious that Puxian was like something, he was afraid that it would delay Lingya even more.After working for hundreds of years, he failed the driving license test, and he took advantage of the situation to implement this matter.

To leave Puxian, Lingya was very unhappy at first, but now there is a way to make everyone happy, just think about how to get Tongtian Shengren to agree, and take Lingya under the door. Should be no problem!