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Topic: How does it feel to be slapped in the face?

I am very curious about the situation when everyone was slapped the hardest in the face.

43L: (Anonymous) Many years ago, I used to be a reviewer, and I liked to comment on other people's articles.At that time, I was very keen to pick the thorns of a great author, and it was not that the writing was not good, it was just that I could get some attention by picking the thorns of the great author.Moreover, a high-ranking author will always make people unable to help but find some flaws.

Once, this great god detailed the protagonist's way of cultivation in the novel.After reading it, I became very excited and wrote a [-]-word slap in the face, explaining how unreasonable such a description is, and how stupid the author is to write such a plot.This comment caused a lot of attention and controversy. When I was complacent, news came that the author was going to hold a book signing.

This great god has never revealed his real body before, presumably many fellow Taoists can guess who I am talking about.

That's right, when I arrived at the scene, I found out that the author was Nuwa Saint. [manual goodbye]

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I don’t know if it came from Sanxiao, but nowadays, in the prehistoric world, Guan Feng’s books are all called Great Gods, and the less popular writers are called Great Immortals, Little Immortals, and so on. Correspondingly, it is "wandering soul".

However, no one would have thought that the real body of the Great God of Books with the title of Phoenix is ​​also a genuine "Great God"!

After Nuwa got off her horse, the audience was silent for three breaths, and then boiled like a pot of water.

To be honest, just before Nuwa stepped up and did not speak, some people were even thinking, why did the saint Nuwa go up?

Then, Nuwa's words exploded in everyone's ears, and they realized it.

Nuwa is the book with the title of the phoenix, the book with the title of the phoenix, is it Nuwa, a sage of Hunyuan? !

Not to mention those who are far away, but those who are close, even a calm person like Lao Tzu has a big mouth, let alone Tong Tian, ​​his eyes are about to pop out of his sockets, "Master, junior sister...you!"

It was too much, Tongtian remembered that he once discussed with Nuwa while flipping through "Lingxiao Xinyu", who would be the real body of the book with the title of phoenix. Is it peace of mind?"

Peace of mind a ghost ah! !Fortunately, he actually really thought about the possibility of Pingxin submitting an article in the underworld!

Lingzhuzi also looked shocked, the empress even hid this boy from him.

There was also the water and fire boy, whose feet were also weak, and immediately sent a message to Lingshan.He can be regarded as knowing why Saint Nuwa always stands firmly on Huang Zhu's side. The relationship between these two people is not only their spiritual mountain, but many people have discussed it!

Some people say it's the relationship between siblings, some say it's an affair, and some say it's a confidant, but no one guesses it's the relationship between the editor and the author. God, can the relationship be bad?

I'm afraid Ao Bing is the most calm one. He didn't know much about Fengxianshu. During this period of time, he knew some superficially, but it was far less profound than those ascetics who grew up reading Fengjianshu novels. .

The readers who came to the signing event fell into a state of near madness. Everyone was so messed up that they could hardly speak, and some of them fainted on the spot.After being relieved, he fell into another kind of madness.

Several big Luo Jinxians were lying on the ground with tears streaming down their faces, "I thought that Feng Bishu would be robbed and sent to the cave as soon as he appeared on the stage, and then he would be imprisoned to write articles for me alone. I never expected...!"

It never occurred to me that the saints would stay and watch, even Feng Xianshu himself was a saint, it really hit the street.

"Fellow Daoist! I thought so too! The enemies I imagined were all from the Heavenly Court, so I thought there was some chance of winning, who knows..."

It is easier to die than to keep a saint in captivity to write for you.

Loyal readers like San Xiao support each other even more.

I have long imagined how I should confess my love when I see Master Feng Xianshu, but now I find that Feng Xianshu is the majestic Nuwa God, for a while, I seem to be a little unable to speak...

The monks of the human race are in a more complicated mood. It turns out that the story they have heard since childhood, the author is the Holy Mother, and the Fengxianshu is their Holy Mother, the God of Nuwa. .

What's more, thinking of "Buzhou Mountain Que" and the collapse of Buzhou Mountain in reality, it's frightening to think about it carefully!

The worst thing is that not only the readers of Fengxianshu came to the scene, but also those who joined in the fun, and of course there were black people of Fengxianshu.

For hundreds of thousands of years, they have been criticizing Fengjian's books, thinking that Fengjian's books are exhausted, their writing is rotten, ugly, they don't know why they are popular, they are almost out of breath, they pretend to be mysterious and forceful...

Now it's all right, I'm not pretending, I'm really awesome!

At this moment, the little blacks with the books in Feng's title began to suffer, pinching their faces and cursing, why are you so cheap?Who is it bad to scold? Are you scolding Empress Nuwa?Are anonymous reviews useful?Does the saint have a good temper?

A sage doesn't have a good temper at all, only a good mood.

As far as they are ants, the saint doesn't care if he is in a good mood, and he turns into fly ashes when he is in a good mood and almost waved his hand.

The swaggering mountain is boiling.

The Three Realms are boiling.

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There are all kinds of beings, all kinds of beings.

Huang Zhu glanced at the past and recited poems in his heart. When the day Nuwa got off the horse, he would never forget to tell Naiweng at the family sacrifice.

I don't know how many ascetics here came here with the last wishes of their ancestors.

Seeing the chaos at the scene, Nuwa showed a pleasant smile...

Huang Zhu glanced at the side, silent to himself.He waited for a while, giving everyone time to calm down, and then said: "Please be safe and don't be impatient, please be safe and don't be impatient, we will try not to let Feng Xianshu personally maintain the order at the scene."

Immediately, the signing scene fell silent.

Let the saint himself maintain order?Looking for death?

Huang Zhu: "It can be seen that everyone present is a little surprised."

The people below all complained, is this some?You fainted from fright over there, are you blind and didn't see it?

"Hehe, our staff were also very surprised when they first found out the real body of Master Feng Xianshu."

This is even more ridiculous, the staff roared in their hearts, no, we just found out, the only staff member who knew her real body at the beginning is you, chairman!

And don't say that you are surprised when you know it, just you, colluding with Nuwa in the beginning and wearing a vest is almost the same!

Huang Zhu invited Nu Wa to a seat, "Then I won't talk nonsense, we will directly enter the signing session, and at the same time, everyone can record down the questions and put them in our question box. After entering the interview session, we will randomly Please answer the questions drawn by the lottery."

Suddenly there was a small commotion at the scene, Huang Zhu even saw that Tongtian had already started looking for pens and paper...

So what follows is the huge but not chaotic signing time.

Since there are only three days and there are too many readers, not only is it impossible to sign in for everyone, but the contact time must be strictly controlled, and readers cannot ask Nuwa to sign any gifts.

However, there is a lottery event, and a lucky reader is selected to get a special autograph, or a set of books for free, and those who have already purchased can return the original.

There are also more precious prizes, which are provided by Nvwa herself, ten various spirit beasts made of mud, and ten lucky readers selected by Nvwa herself can get them.

These ten mud puppets are not ordinary clay puppets, but made by the way of good fortune. They are usually lifelike clay puppets. When needed, they can make a magic formula to reveal the real body of the spirit beast. It is practical for fighting, carrying weight, etc.Or if you have special hobbies, you can also summon them to be cute...

In modern times, Huang Zhu has never held such a long signing event, only one pen per person, thanks to the prehistoric world.

Three or five editors from Tianting Publishing House surrounded Nuwa, some served tea and water, some helped Nuwa turn the pages, and some were in charge of guiding readers. All these were done by others, and Huang Zhu sat by the side with ease. Control the field, and chat with Nu Wa when you have time.

Words from our readers...

In fact, they also thought for a long time, what posture should they use to ask for an autograph?

Before when Nu Wa was not off her horse, some people wondered if they could shake hands and hug Master Feng Xianshu, but after knowing that she was a saint, no one would have such an idea.

The first reader who came up walked up to the signing table, in front of Nuwa's desk, knelt down with a plop, and presented the book with both hands.

Nuwa: "..."

Huang Zhu coughed, "There is no need to do such a great gift..."

The reader is a monster, he said tremblingly: "It's too rude not to bow down in front of the empress..."

Well, even a demon clan can't force them not to salute their saints.

The second one is the human race, which is even more exaggerated, and directly casts itself on the ground, "I ask the Holy Mother to sign."

You can't blame him for this. As for the human race, you usually see Nuwa in temples, and you have to worship golden idols, let alone the real body?

These monster races and human races are too real, and they may have been too frightened. Huang Zhu felt that if the signing would be held for a few more days, they would be able to kneel out of this place.

Those of other races are better, but Jishou and the like are unavoidable.

From the very beginning, Huang Zhu always referred to Nuwa as a book with a phoenix title, but it still couldn't make everyone calm down after knowing the truth, and treated Nuwa in this state as a purely great writer, and he didn't like any author any more. People will kowtow to the author.Huang Zhu could only give up this idea.

After three days, when it finally came to the end of the signing session, Huang Zhu mercilessly stopped everyone after the last reader, "This signing is over, everyone, let's participate again in the future."

Everyone wailed.

After the initial confusion, the complex emotions all turned into excitement!

The signature of the Phoenix title book is also equal to Nuwa's signature. One signature has double meanings. How many years can a saint who is 33 days away sign and sell it?Counting from Feng Xianshu's debut, it is not an exaggeration to say that it happens once in ten thousand years.This time is for the grand event of the establishment of Tianting Publishing Group, and I don't know if there will be another chance in the future.

But the next show is also good.

"Next, we invite Mr. Feng Xianshu to rest for a while, and then we will enter the interview session. Now our question box is already full, please bring it to the stage." Huang Zhu said, and the small box was brought up , although it is small, it is very big inside, and it contains an unknown number of notes.

Next, Huang Zhu would also be a guest reporter, and he sat next to Nuwa.

Ao Bing stood behind the box, ready to ask questions at any time.

After Nuwa closed her eyes and rested for a while, Huang Zhu announced that the interview had officially begun. First, he asked Nuwa a few insignificant questions, such as when did she start writing, what was the opportunity for writing, and what was the most satisfying question? Which novel is it, which one is the most impressive, and the most difficult and happiest to write, etc., how to allocate time for writing and cultivation, are there other authors and works that you like more...

After asking some routine questions in this way, everyone's curiosity can be initially satisfied. Not to mention that most of Honghuang are juniors, even seniors, they don't know so much about Nuwa's creative thinking and personal situation.

Then it’s time to sample readers’ questions.

Huang Zhu motioned to Ao Bing, "Then let the staff pick out the first reader's question for us and read it out."

Ao Bing reached into the box and began to fumble for the note.

Tongtian held up two fingers not far away, and muttered something to the box.

Ao Bing took out a note and read it aloud: "Excuse me, Master Feng, why did you lie to Tongtian in the first place, you are the lady of Pingxin."

On-site readers: "..."

Half of them looked at Nuwa, and half of them looked at Tongtian.

Tong Tian made a surprised look, and said in his mouth: "Ah, what's going on? Who asked?"

The corner of Nuwa's mouth twitched. When Tongtian discussed this issue with her, there were only the two of them at the scene. This note was clearly written by Tongtian, and he must have tampered with it to get the first one.

Nuwa glanced at Tongtian, coughed and replied: "At that time, I was just joking with Master Tongtian, because I didn't want to reveal my identity, so I said 'could it be Pingxin', not referring directly to Pingxin."

Ao Bing took out another piece of paper, and read hesitantly: "...then why did you hide it from everyone for so long? Was Huang Zhu instigating you?"

Nuwa: "..."

Huang Zhu: "..."

Damn, Tongtian, do you think this is a private chat?

Huang Zhu beckoned to Ling Zhuzi in the audience, Ling Zhuzi ran over, he whispered to Lingzhuzi: "Go and tell Tongtian Shengren, if he sabotages the interview again, I will kick him out."

If it's a different person, I'm afraid I won't dare to go, even if it's just to spread the word.But the Lingzhuzi is different. He was reincarnated later and once said a word: I will grow up without remembering the years, I am only afraid of respecting the teacher and not afraid of the sky.

Now, he hasn't got a master yet, so naturally he is not afraid of anything.

Lingzhuzi ran to Tongtian and conveyed this sentence, Tongtian snorted, "You're really stingy!"

Lao Tzu said: "Tong Tian is enough for you, Huang Zhu is not easy to do something, what are you doing here to dismantle his platform?"

Tong Tian muttered: "He lied to me for so long..."

Yuan Shi sneered: "Told you, it doesn't mean that I told Quan Honghuang."

Tong Tian: "Second brother, you...!"

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Huang Zhu saw that there was no movement on Tongtian's side, and he was relieved. He really didn't want to turn the interview into a fighting scene.There was also Ao Bing, who was really not clever enough to read out the question in a daze.If you see that the question is wrong, you should immediately make up an irrelevant one!

It seems that I have to talk to Ao Bing about the flexibility later.This time, he also saw that it was Nuwa who signed the sale. He expected that no one would dare to make trouble, so he didn't ask the questions that he had prepared in advance. Who knew that it was his own people who made trouble.

The questions that have already been asked now still need to be answered. Huang Zhu winked at Nuwa, and Nuwa replied under everyone's wonderful eyes: "Of course it was not Huang Zhu's instigation. As Huang Zhu, as my editor, for so many years, It helped me a lot. My first work "Bu Zhou Shan Que" was completed under Huang Zhu's careful guidance, and he taught me a lot of writing skills..."

Nuwa took the words directly and turned them into editors who praised her.

Huang Zhu said a few words modestly with a blushing face beside him, saying that it was because of the great talent of Feng Xie Shu, and the two of them smoothed over this little episode together.

If Tongtian doesn't make trouble, no one dares to make trouble. The next question and answer went on smoothly, but there are also some unexpected questions, such as asking about Nuwa's current love life, and I don't know which one is the one who is desperate... ...Think that anonymity doesn't reveal who you are?

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So far, the establishment banquet of Tianting Publishing Group and the first signing (tuo) sale (ma) meeting of the book titled by the master god Fengfeng has come to a successful conclusion!