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Topic: When I was a human race with a meager cultivation base, I yearned for the legendary Flying Sword of Immortal Slaying, because it sounded very compelling...

Content: After knowing that I had attained the Dao, I saw it with my own eyes, and then I realized that Daoist Lu Ya's Immortal-Slaying Flying Knife is a gourd! !Gourd! ! !Are you fucking kidding me? ! !

1L: You know the result when you see the title hahahahahahahaha

2L: Upstairs 1, another disillusioned kid!

3L: Read the title to know the ending series!

4L: Is it better than real Huang Zhu?Master Huang Zhu's broom is called the Firebolt...

5L: 2333 Can the bad tastes of these great gods be cured?

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"Pindao is a guest of Kunlun, and there is an old house on the south side of the stone bridge... riding a green luan, crossing a white crane... don't go to Xuandu to worship the old king, don't go to Yuxumen to make promises..." Huang Zhu hummed a ditty out of tune , put the sleeping Lu Ya carefully on the bed, because Lu Ya's hand was still tightly grasping the corner of his cloak, he simply took off the cloak and covered him.

On this fire feather cloak, there are the feathers of his father and uncle, as well as the fire spirits transformed by his nine brothers.Lu felt quite comfortable wearing the cloak, and fell asleep sweetly.

Huang Zhu deeply felt that Lu Ya was a little lethargic now, it was because of the sequelae of his spirit being taken away!

As soon as Huang Zhu turned around, Bamao Boy, who was looking at the door, straightened up quickly.

He went out, closed the door, and Ba Maotong squeezed over, "Brother, who is that?"

Huang Zhu smiled slightly, "That's the Bi Fangniao I picked up in Honghuang, it looks pretty, and I picked it up to decorate the garden."

After all, Lu Ya does not belong to the three religions, Huang Zhu thought about it, and came up with a tricky way, that is, treat Lu Ya as a "rare bird" and bring it back to Zixiao Palace without a name or distinction.If he wanted a servant boy, he would of course need to report to Hongjun, but he could arrange for him to bring back some flowers, plants or poultry.After tens of millions of years in Zixiao Palace, several animals can also transform into forms, which is not unexpected.

After discussing with Nuwa, he sealed Lu Ya's appearance as a Bifang bird, and Bi Fang was a Zhaohuo bird. This disguise is still very good.Moreover, unlike the servant boy, as a "rare ornamental bird", Lu Ya does not need to show his face, and Zixiao Palace has hardly received guests in recent years, which is different from the people coming and going in Kunlun Mountain. possibility of discovery.

Huang Zhu was not so stupid as to report to Hongjun, saying that I cleaned up in Xixijiao and brought back Dijun's son.Instead, Lu Ya was brought back as Bi Fang. This kind of thing, it is all that everyone understands in their hearts.As long as Hongjun doesn't come to question him, he will pass the test.

Sure enough, when he came back to return to the mission of Heavenly Court, Hongjun didn't say anything, and just ignored the matter so lightly.

The names of these boys and strange beast spirits in Zixiao Palace were all given by Huang Zhu. At this time, Bamao Boy and the others asked Lu Ya's name. Huang Zhu thought for a while, "The name..."

Do you want to continue the cat series?

No no, Lu Ya's temper is too different from that of cats.

Huang Zhu nodded thoughtfully, "Then tell him to hide the sword."

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"Hidden sword?"

Lu Ya struggled and said, "But my magic weapon is obviously the Immortal Slayer Flying Knife."

Huang Zhu: "...haha, where did you get the magic weapon?"

"Before I left, my mother gave it to me." Lu Ya said, and took out a big gourd.

Huang Zhu: "Well, where's the flying knife?"

Lu Ya supported the gourd, "This is the Immortal Sword."

Huang Zhu: "..."

Don't bully me, I can't remember the details of Honghuang after so many years!To be honest, is Zhanxian Feidao really a gourd? !He thought he was the only one with such a bad taste!

Huang Zhu said, "This..." How can I explain to Lu Ya that this hidden sword is not that hidden sword?

Lu Ya hugged the gourd and thought about it, "Father, I understand, this is a murder knife, and it is also a living sword, the blade is exposed when it is hidden."

Huang Zhu was so embarrassed when he heard him call his father that he almost slipped and fell down. This father recognized him. If Lu Ya hadn't clearly been a three-legged Golden Crow, how could he and Xi He have figured it out?Lu Ya, when he grows up, he will remember the black history properly in retrospect!

But it wasn't long before Huang Zhu realized it, and was surprised that Lu Ya was explaining the meaning of his magic weapon from the point of view of Western religion.

The term "killing knife" and "living sword" is taught by the West, and it refers to their wit and sharpness, which can be given or taken away.Lu Ya said such words inadvertently. It seems that the hundreds of years of subtle influence of Yingyin and Zhunti are really not in vain.

It can be seen from this that the dignity of the Western religion is really in line with Lu Ya. The memory can be extracted and sealed, but the root and thinking will not change. He can say such words, and he knows that he is holding the sword that person.This is not only the venerable of the Western religion, it is simply the rhythm of helping the Western religion to enlighten all living beings.

Look around, this is a future Buddha!

Huang Zhu thought about it, felt that it was really not good, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Huang Zhu hurriedly took out a volume of Daoist scriptures, "Don't mention that, Xiao Shi, come, recite the scriptures, recite the scriptures."

Lu Ya took the volume of Taoism scriptures honestly, chanting words in his mouth, but unfortunately he looked drowsy after reading a few pages.

Huang Zhu was even more sure of what he was thinking, and quickly shook him awake, "Don't sleep, keep reading!"

Lu Ya rubbed his eyes, and said sleepily, "But, I just want to sleep when I think about it."

"So don't sleep even more. In the future, you will have to recite the Taoist scriptures every day, and you can rest only after reading the first three chapters today." Huang Zhu's face became serious, "Not only to recite, but to thoroughly understand the content, memorize it, and wait for it." You study for a while, and you have exams."

Lu Ya frowned and asked, "What is the exam?"

Huang Zhu replied: "Survey, test, to carry out the knowledge you have learned. The full score is [-] points, and [-] points are passed."

Lu Ya asked again: "How many times have you taken the exam?"

Huang Zhu: "It's up to you. At that time, there will be exams, weekly exams, monthly exams, midterm exams, final exams, final exams and other exams in each subject. It is necessary to memorize and copy. If you fail the exam There is still a make-up exam, but no sleep is allowed."

Lu Ya was taken aback, "I don't know that there is such a system in the world, it is very tormenting, I don't want to learn it!"

Huang Zhu was merciless, "No, I have to learn."

Seeing his firm look, Lu Ya felt extremely irritable when he thought of reciting the scriptures every day, so he stretched out his hand to push him, "Nonsense, mother never said there is such a rule, you made it up to fool me, I don't want it." Stay here, I want to find my mother!"

This little Golden Crow, who looks good normally, goes back to Lingshan to look for his mother when he loses his temper. He is worthy of being a prince.

However, Mr. Huang Zhu, who has quite a lot of teaching experience, can be pushed away by Xiaopangdun. He pressed Lu Ya's hand, raised his eyebrows and said, "I won't talk to you, Zixiao Palace is easy for you to come in, but difficult to get out. , If you fail the exam, you won’t be able to see your mother, let alone bring it up. If you keep failing, stay here, and if your grades are too bad, go sleep with those white cranes!"

Lu Ya also saw it all the way in. The white cranes in Zixiao Palace are all sleeping on the edge of the pond and building their own nests. Unlike rabbits and the like, they may be carried to sleep in the room by the eight cat boys.

From birth to now, Lu Ya has never built a nest no matter whether it is in the Heavenly Court or in Lingshan!

The three-legged Golden Crow is born with cultivation, so why build a nest?

Lu Ya felt aggrieved, and cried to push Huang Zhu's hand, tears dripping down, "I don't want you to be a father, you are bad! Go away!"

Huang Zhu was able to harden his heart even if he wanted to. He said lightly, "I told you earlier, I'm not your father. When you fail the exam, it's not too late to blame me."

Lu Ya felt as if he was struck by a bolt from the blue, and he didn't know whether it was because of the first half of the sentence or the second half of the sentence, "You... woo..."

He was angry and anxious, small flames spewed out from the seven orifices, some accidentally landed on the mattress, burning the mattress.

Huang Zhu was startled, and hurriedly put out the fire, saying displeasedly: "You can't damage public property even if you lose your temper!"

Lu Ya was so frightened by his tone that he hiccupped, then choked and said: "I, I didn't mean it..." The more he said, the more he felt wronged, and he burst into tears, "I didn't mean it! Uh-"

As soon as he got emotional, the flames spewed out from the seven orifices became bigger and more!

Huang Zhu quickly threw off the fire feather cloak to cover it, so as not to burn the whole palace.

Seeing Lu Ya's grievance, Huang Zhu also secretly suspected that he had made a mistake, and quickly sent a letter to Nuwa to ask.Nu Wa will come back soon, that's right, Lu Ya really didn't do it on purpose!

Although Huang Zhu has been with Di Jun and Tai Yi for many years, but the two great gods will not be suppressed and beaten, and they will not be able to make it like this, so as a non-monster clan, it is impossible for Huang Zhu to know the three-legged Golden Crow habit.

Nuwa didn't know it at first, and she only found out by accident, it was precisely because of the spirit beads, which were also born with the practice of fire, with their own true fire of samadhi.Sometimes he competed with Nuwa's other boys in Wa's palace, if he lost, he would be hit by a magic weapon, and the seven orifices would be hit with real fire of samadhi.

When Nuwa and Taiyi mentioned this matter, they realized that the three-legged Golden Crow was also like this. Either it was beaten hard, or the emotions in its body could not escape, and when it reached the extreme, it would breathe out fire from seven orifices, but it was the real fire of the sun... ...I think this is also a kind of talent!

Huang Zhu knew he was wrong, and looked back to see that Lu Ya was still howling, but after crying for a long time, he was afraid that he had vented his grievances, and there was no fire in the seven orifices, only wisps of white smoke.

Huang Zhu: "..."

Seven orifices produce smoke, seven orifices produce smoke!

Huang Zhu hurried over to take off Huo Yu's cloak, hugged Lu Ya in his arms and apologized, "I'm sorry, Lu Ya, I blamed you wrongly, you really didn't mean it."

Lu Ya turned his back hard, and he could still see smoke coming out of his ears, "Woo...you say I didn't do it on purpose..."

Huang Zhu knew he was in the wrong, shamelessly went to blow his ears and eyes, and apologized again, "It was my mistake, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't want you to read scriptures today, okay?"

I don't know if Huang Zhu's promise worked, or if it was blown away by him, the white smoke really gradually dispersed, Lu Ya said in a muffled voice: "Okay, I want to sleep."

"Sleep, sleep." Huang Zhu helped him lie down again, watched him close his eyes, thought for a while, picked up the scriptures again, and began to read.

Lu Ya angrily opened his eyes and looked at Huang Zhu.

Huang Zhu couldn't help but feel a little guilty, "... I just said I won't ask you to read it, but I didn't say I won't read it to you myself."

Lu Ya turned over angrily and covered his ears, but Huang Zhu's voice still entered his ears unhindered, making Lu Ya frowned in pain.

Huang Zhu observed while reciting scriptures, thinking, come on, Zhunti, let’s see if your Western teachings are more able to fool people, or my graffiti-style exam-oriented education is more brainwashing...