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Chapter 165 Extra Story·The Great God in the City
Teacher Ming's style of painting at school is that of a good old man, no, someone wants to ask a good old man for help again.A counselor colleague was going to take the students out for outdoor activities, but there was something urgent and asked Teacher Ming to take over.
After Mr. Ming inquired about the event, he readily agreed and decided to bring a friend of his own.
On the day of the event, Teacher Ming didn't bring everyone's imaginary master or one of his handsome friends, but brought a peerless beauty.
This is so rare to see, not only does it mean that the teacher brought a woman, but also this peerless beauty is definitely not a polite way of saying, her beauty is so beautiful that many people have never seen before.
According to Teacher Ming, this beautiful woman is his senior sister, surnamed Feng.Feng Meiren is stylishly dressed and wears a pair of big sunglasses. Just this half of her face stunned everyone, so she is really a peerless beauty.
Teacher Ming got on the bus with this fashionable girl on his arm.
Whether it was a boy or a girl, they were all overwhelmed by the beauty of this phoenix beauty, and wanted to sit beside her.
The bus drove all the way to the suburbs. Today's theme is playing with mud.
There is clay soil by the river in the suburbs. Everyone has inquired about this a long time ago. After getting off the car, we went straight to the river.I thought I had to do it myself, but I didn’t expect that there are hawkers doing business here. What they sell is clay. After digging, they will be divided into portions, and tools will be given as gifts, and even utensils will be rented.
In this way, of course no one wanted to dig, and each of them spent some money to buy clay.
Everyone originally found a place by the river to sit and play in the mud, but after playing and playing, they all found out that something was wrong.Everyone is a layman, and it is considered good to be able to shape a small thing like a cup. If it is a little bit better, making a clay doll is also asymmetrical.
But looking at Teacher Ming, he almost fell into the river in fright.
Teacher Ming and Feng Meiren sat together, and Teacher Ming pinched a bird, which could be said to be lifelike, but the bird had three legs.If there is no Feng Meiren, Teacher Ming's work can be regarded as the number one in the audience.
But Feng Meiren's works are even more astonishing, she has slender hands, and she doesn't know how to squeeze them. The clay forms a delicate human figure in her hands, with expressive eyebrows and eyes, and fluttering clothes.Anyone can see that as long as it is colored, it is a work of art!
For a while, not to mention the students in the same class, even other citizens who were playing here gathered around and talked a lot.
In the end, they unanimously concluded that this beautiful girl must be a professional!
After Fengmei pinched a person, she casually put it aside, washed her hands in the river, dried her hands and did not move again.
Teacher Ming finished pinching the bird not long after, washed his hands and said to her, "Senior Sister's skill is still the same as before."
Feng Meiren smiled faintly, "You have also improved."
"I'm all a little tricky," Teacher Ming said very modestly, "How can I deserve the praise of my senior sister? Let's go and see the children's works."
Teacher Ming stretched out his hand to Fengmei in a very gentlemanly manner, and then took her hand to watch other students pinch mud.
Obviously, she was walking by the river in the wilderness, watching others play with mud, but Feng Meiren's posture made people think that she was walking in some kind of art gallery to see artworks, which caused the people who squeezed mud to stand up nervously Waist, inexplicably produced a sense of mission.
Feng Meiren stopped behind a female classmate in Teacher Ming's school, stared at it for a while, and asked, "What are you pinching?"
The girl was so fascinated that she didn't even notice that the two of them were walking behind her. She woke up suddenly when she heard Feng Meiren's voice, and said shyly, "...they are my family members."
Teacher Ming and Feng Meiren squatted down. The girl's pinching was relatively rough, but all the villains had perfect eyebrows and eyes, except that one of the villains had no legs.
Teacher Ming pointed to the clay figurine and said, "Xiao Xia, haven't you finished making this one yet?"
Xiao Xia's smile froze for a moment, and then she said with some disappointment: "This is my mother, she has a disability."
She saw that Teacher Ming and Feng Meiren were a little at a loss, and added: "My mother had to amputate her leg to save a child from an accident, but recently, we heard that there is a custom-made prosthesis, maybe it's okay. Help her stand up, so maybe this one I pinched is going to be wrong."
Xiao Xia laughed again, full of hope.
Teacher Ming touched her head, usually seeing this girl was always happy, as if she didn't have any worries at all.
Feng Meiren pondered for a moment, picked up the clay figurine, and said, "Then change it."
Xiao Xia froze for a moment, a little dazed, always felt something was wrong, but Feng Meiren's aura was too strong, she didn't dare to speak, thinking maybe it was Feng Meiren's blessing?
In short, Xiao Xia saw Fengmei pinch two pieces of clay, rub them into legs, and put them together under the clay figurine.
After finishing, Fengmei put down the clay figurine gently.
Teacher Ming pressed Xiao Xia's shoulder and said, "Remember to take this home and give it to mom."
Xiao Xia continued to nod in confusion, "Okay, thank you teacher..."
Teacher Ming walked away again with Beauty Feng on his arm. As soon as they left, the students next to her moved over and asked Xiao Xia what the beauty had said to her just now.
If it wasn't for the mud on her hand, Xiao Xia would have scratched her head, "Just tell me to change the clay figurine..."
She looked at the backs of the teacher and Feng Meiren suspiciously again, always feeling weird.
About ten minutes later, dark clouds suddenly rolled up in the sky. The experienced peddler knew it was going to rain at a glance, and called everyone to set up the shed.Sure enough, it didn't take long for the rain to pour down.
Because there are sheds, everyone is okay, but they evacuated from the river and went to a higher place, and they can even continue playing in the mud. Some citizens chose to drive home.
Some peddlers are still saying: "Such a heavy rain, it was also heavy rain a while ago, and the landslides..."
"Let's see how long it will be down today. Last time there were no people. Today, many people came out to play. If there is a landslide, something may happen."
"Hope nothing happens..."
……
Teacher Ming held up the umbrella and said to the others: "I'll go to the road to see if there are many cars. If there is a traffic jam, we will wait and go back."
He stepped out of the shed one step at a time, Feng Meiren also dodged and hid under his umbrella, and the two walked side by side.
"Teacher Ming and his senior sister really match each other!"
"The BG party is self-respecting! The Master Guild will be angry!"
As soon as the two of them left, the classmates laughed.
After about 15 minutes, Teacher Ming and the two have not yet returned, and the mobile phone seems to have been left in the car.There are not many people with umbrellas, Xiao Xia just brought one, and she has always been warm-hearted, so she held up the umbrella, "I'll go and have a look, why hasn't Teacher Ming come back yet?"
"Xiao Xia, be careful, don't slip."
"I know, I brought my mobile phone, and I will send you a text message later." Xiao Xia wondered if there was a real landslide or something, so she went up the slope and walked towards the road.
The previous citizens should have left long ago. There was no one in the car parked on the side of the road. Looking ahead, the road was also empty and there was no one.
Xiao Xia felt strange, if this was the case, why would Mr. Ming and the others not come back?
Holding her mobile phone, she walked along the road and decided to go to the front to see if there was no one there, so she called her classmates. After all, she was a girl in the wild, and she was a little scared by herself.
After walking for 5 minutes, Xiaoxia saw the figure of Teacher Ming appearing on a dirt bag by the side of the road. He held an umbrella and turned his back to Xiaoxia together with Fengmeiren.
There was still a piece of mud in Feng Meiren's hand, she was looking up, looking at something.
Just as Xiao Xia was about to call them, suddenly the hillside in front of the bag suddenly collapsed!
Landslide? !
Xiao Xia's heart was tightened for an instant, but it was so sudden that she almost lost her voice with her mouth open.
However, at the next moment, Xiao Xia saw Feng Meiren throwing out the mud in her hand without haste, and the mud grew in the wind, and quickly became a large piece, sticking to the mountain, pressing it tightly.
A disaster disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Feng Meiren lowered her head and wiped her hands, she didn't take it seriously, as if she had done similar things countless times.
At this moment, Xiao Xia seemed to see a faint golden light appearing on Feng Meiren's body, which was so sacred, so sacred that Xiao Xia was frightened, as if something in her blood was telling her what kind of scene she had witnessed.
At this time, Teacher Ming, who had been holding an umbrella for Feng Meiren, suddenly turned around and met Xiao Xia's eyes.He smiled slightly at Xiao Xia, and raised a finger to his lips.
"..." Xiao Xia's eyes widened, she nodded vigorously, and walked back a few steps.
Phoenix Beauty... Feng...
Xiao Xia clutched the clothes at her heart, she already understood what Teacher Ming said when she was playing with mud, and Feng Meiren's behavior just now, so she really wanted to take home the clay that Feng Meiren gave her.
Her eyes were foggy at once, and after a while, tears fell down.Repairing the mountain can be done by many immortals, but the way of good fortune cannot be done by human beings.
Maybe many things like this happened just before they knew it. The gods have been protecting the human race.
Chapter 166 Fanwai·Great God in the City ([-]) | Xinkeng "The Little Official of the Great Song Dynasty" has been opened / personal blog pre-sale
It was another self-study time for a practice class, and everyone sat in their seats and adjusted their breathing into concentration.
It is very difficult for the human race in this era to enter meditation.These nascent Terrans grew up in a noisy environment, with too many new things to distract them.
Therefore, only a small number of people are really in meditation every time in class, and quite a lot of people are doing small movements or even falling asleep directly.
Huang Zhu has nothing to do about it, although now there is no barrier between families, allowing more people to learn to cultivate immortals, but it seems that fewer people can step into the immortal path.
Huang Zhu was walking in the classroom with his hands behind his back. He saw a boy with his head down, not knowing what to do. He walked over and saw that he was holding a picture book, so he stretched out his hand and took it out.
"!!" The boy was almost scared to death, Teacher Ming made no sound when he walked!
He said frightenedly: "Teacher, you scared me to death!"
"You scared me to death!" Huang Zhu knocked him on the head once, and said with a straight face, "You're in meditation to read the album, but you actually read Kong Xuan?!"
Don't normal college boys put up Chang Yi's posters and collect Chang Yi's picture album?
The surrounding students also heard it, and they all opened their eyes from the false samadhi, laughing wildly.
Huang Zhu: "...It's still a pirated version, let me say hello!"
The boy said aggrievedly: "There are only pirated ones, Kong Xuanda doesn't have any photos at all."
Because Kong Xuan didn't have any photos, all the copies on the market are pirated. You don't need to identify them to know that they are definitely pirated.But they are all beautifully done, just like the genuine ones.
Huang Zhu made a black line, "You have reason."
The boy clasped his hands together, "Teacher, I was wrong, please return this to me. I saved half a month's breakfast money to buy it. I was just fascinated by ghosts. I couldn't help opening the book as soon as it arrived... I promise to attend class." Never again."
"Let me take a look first..." Huang Zhu flipped through the album and asked, "It's quite beautifully made, is there any gift?"
The boy hesitated.
Huang Zhu: "If I don't say it, I won't return it to you."
"Don't, don't!" The boy hurriedly took out the gift from the drawer, "One is an imitation five-color bird-feather fan, and the other is a three-dimensional image card." The five-color bird-feather fan is nothing more, the real authentic product is at Huangzhu's place, and the other One really made Huang Zhu a little speechless.
The so-called three-dimensional image is a card with a QR code. After the mobile phone has downloaded a specific application, the three-dimensional image of Kong Xuan will appear on the screen by scanning the QR code. When the mobile phone is moved, the portrait will also change its angle. There are different postures, you can caress yourself.
Huang Zhu tried it with the boy's mobile phone. Kong Xuan on the screen was either standing up and pretending to be cool, or zooming in. When he accidentally slid over an angle, Kong Xuan actually made a "come here" gesture, which was very suggestive. sex.
Huang Zhu: "..."
Huang Zhu: "It's amazing. It's worthy of being the number one cult organization in the Three Realms. You Kongxuan fans are really hopeless..."
Most Kong Xuan fans are girls, and male Kong Xuan fans are really rare. It seems that the idiots seem to be more excessive than the female fans.
The boy whispered: "Isn't the real cult's yellow bamboo powder..."
Huang Zhu: "!!"
Huang Zhu: "Don't talk nonsense, Master Huang Zhu has been innocent all his life, without any black spots..."
Boy: "I don't know what the real person is, he's outside the Nine Heavens, but his fans are really... tsk tsk tsk."
Huang Zhu: "Nonsense...!"
The students had black lines on their faces: "Teacher, are you discussing idols like this?"
It was only then that Huang Zhu suddenly realized that he was almost carried away, and almost couldn't help covering his face, he really wasn't a fanboy like that boy!You're just fighting for your own reputation!
"Ahem, that's not the case..." Huang Zhu wanted to make a serious statement.
A girl whispered, "Teacher, does Master know about your chasing immortals? What does he think of Huang Zhu?"
Huang Zhu choked for a moment, and then replied seriously: "He also likes Huang Zhu."
"Wow……"
"Could it be that you are together because you have common hobbies?"
"Then teacher, you don't have the posture to say that others are strange →_→"
"That's right, Huang Zhufen said Kong Xuanfen, isn't that a hundred steps with a smile?"
Huang Zhu: "………… If you keep doing this, I'll be dragged out!"
After he said that, everyone suddenly "settled" each other, pretending that nothing happened just now.
"Come pick up the photobook after class." Huang Zhu said this to the boy, took Kong Xuan's photobook back to the podium and sat down.After a while, he couldn't resist taking out the card, downloaded the app, and scanned it.
Kong Xuan stood with his hands behind his back, his belt in the wind.
Huang Zhu put one hand beside Kong Xuan, pulled out his hair with two fingers, and took a screenshot.
Take screenshots and photos of the album and send them to Moments.
Huang Zhu: I handed in a photobook of a student today, and found that he was actually licking this thing...
Reply:
Luya: [vomit][vomit][vomit]
Bi Xiao: Him?Kong Xuanda's male fan is really amazing...
Yun Xiao: Uncle, do you dare to move your hand down a little and put it under your waist? [Smile]
Di Jun: [vomit][vomit][vomit]
Chi Ming: Are there other poses?
Kong Xuan: ...Stop it!Beast!
Ao Bing: Fighting piracy is everyone's responsibility, don't give it back to students.
Taichi: Wow!It looks so fun!
Tongtian: Junior brother, can this technology be widely used?I want to make one for my brother...
Yuanshi to Tongtian: What do you want to do?
……
Unexpectedly, a circle of friends ignited everyone's enthusiasm, and they all became interested in this technology, and asked Huang Zhu to introduce it to the fairy world immediately.Moreover, it was the level of Tongtian who directly communicated with Haotian and asked him to order the introduction of Tianting Publishing through Tianting.
The news was sent back to Huang Zhu, so Huang Zhu had no choice but to take a leave of absence and return to the Heavenly Court.
But he didn't want to be absent from work for no reason. Fortunately...he still had a corpse!
Huang Zhu explained to Mo Zhu that the relationship between the deity and the corpse is very subtle. Although Mo Zhu and him are already two minds, as long as they think about it, they can still communicate with each other and share memories. It's just that Mo Zhu's personality is more So what... In short, although it was the first time, Huang Zhu left without much worry.
As a substitute teacher who was not a substitute teacher, Mo Zhu transformed into the exact same form as Huang Zhu, and helped Huang Zhu teach for a week.
A week later, Huang Zhu returned to the world, and it happened to be another class of "Entering Meditation".
As soon as the class started, Huang Zhu realized that everyone was in meditation!Even if you didn't get into samadhi, you didn't play tricks, and you didn't try to get into samadhi seriously!
Huang Zhu was too surprised, "Wow, what's wrong with you guys, you are so obedient in class."
Classmates, you looked at me, I looked at you, and looked at Huang Zhu timidly, did not dare to speak.
Huang Zhu's heart skipped a beat, after thinking about it, it must be Mo Zhu who "educated" them, it seems to scare these children!
Huang Zhu slapped his forehead, he could no longer arrange such a task for Mo Zhu!
Topic: [Tree Hole] Fuck, our teacher seems to be a psychotic madman!
Content: In the past, he was always very gentle and easy to talk. Of course, he also had a bottom line. We often teased him.I don't know why, but this week, it's like a different person, super ghost, extremely black-bellied, scary to death!
1L: What's so good about the tree hole here, let your teachers let themselves go.
LZ: Because it really became too much...we even suspected it was twins, but it turned out not...it was really scary
3L: Seize the house?
4L: What the third brother said makes sense. Could it be the legend of seizing the house?
5L: Seize the House +1
6L: Sure enough, it was taken away 23333
Liz: What? ! QAQReally?So what to do?
8L: Don't play LZ hahahahahaha, LZ you are so natural, do you really believe it?It must have just been stimulated by something.
After Mr. Ming inquired about the event, he readily agreed and decided to bring a friend of his own.
On the day of the event, Teacher Ming didn't bring everyone's imaginary master or one of his handsome friends, but brought a peerless beauty.
This is so rare to see, not only does it mean that the teacher brought a woman, but also this peerless beauty is definitely not a polite way of saying, her beauty is so beautiful that many people have never seen before.
According to Teacher Ming, this beautiful woman is his senior sister, surnamed Feng.Feng Meiren is stylishly dressed and wears a pair of big sunglasses. Just this half of her face stunned everyone, so she is really a peerless beauty.
Teacher Ming got on the bus with this fashionable girl on his arm.
Whether it was a boy or a girl, they were all overwhelmed by the beauty of this phoenix beauty, and wanted to sit beside her.
The bus drove all the way to the suburbs. Today's theme is playing with mud.
There is clay soil by the river in the suburbs. Everyone has inquired about this a long time ago. After getting off the car, we went straight to the river.I thought I had to do it myself, but I didn’t expect that there are hawkers doing business here. What they sell is clay. After digging, they will be divided into portions, and tools will be given as gifts, and even utensils will be rented.
In this way, of course no one wanted to dig, and each of them spent some money to buy clay.
Everyone originally found a place by the river to sit and play in the mud, but after playing and playing, they all found out that something was wrong.Everyone is a layman, and it is considered good to be able to shape a small thing like a cup. If it is a little bit better, making a clay doll is also asymmetrical.
But looking at Teacher Ming, he almost fell into the river in fright.
Teacher Ming and Feng Meiren sat together, and Teacher Ming pinched a bird, which could be said to be lifelike, but the bird had three legs.If there is no Feng Meiren, Teacher Ming's work can be regarded as the number one in the audience.
But Feng Meiren's works are even more astonishing, she has slender hands, and she doesn't know how to squeeze them. The clay forms a delicate human figure in her hands, with expressive eyebrows and eyes, and fluttering clothes.Anyone can see that as long as it is colored, it is a work of art!
For a while, not to mention the students in the same class, even other citizens who were playing here gathered around and talked a lot.
In the end, they unanimously concluded that this beautiful girl must be a professional!
After Fengmei pinched a person, she casually put it aside, washed her hands in the river, dried her hands and did not move again.
Teacher Ming finished pinching the bird not long after, washed his hands and said to her, "Senior Sister's skill is still the same as before."
Feng Meiren smiled faintly, "You have also improved."
"I'm all a little tricky," Teacher Ming said very modestly, "How can I deserve the praise of my senior sister? Let's go and see the children's works."
Teacher Ming stretched out his hand to Fengmei in a very gentlemanly manner, and then took her hand to watch other students pinch mud.
Obviously, she was walking by the river in the wilderness, watching others play with mud, but Feng Meiren's posture made people think that she was walking in some kind of art gallery to see artworks, which caused the people who squeezed mud to stand up nervously Waist, inexplicably produced a sense of mission.
Feng Meiren stopped behind a female classmate in Teacher Ming's school, stared at it for a while, and asked, "What are you pinching?"
The girl was so fascinated that she didn't even notice that the two of them were walking behind her. She woke up suddenly when she heard Feng Meiren's voice, and said shyly, "...they are my family members."
Teacher Ming and Feng Meiren squatted down. The girl's pinching was relatively rough, but all the villains had perfect eyebrows and eyes, except that one of the villains had no legs.
Teacher Ming pointed to the clay figurine and said, "Xiao Xia, haven't you finished making this one yet?"
Xiao Xia's smile froze for a moment, and then she said with some disappointment: "This is my mother, she has a disability."
She saw that Teacher Ming and Feng Meiren were a little at a loss, and added: "My mother had to amputate her leg to save a child from an accident, but recently, we heard that there is a custom-made prosthesis, maybe it's okay. Help her stand up, so maybe this one I pinched is going to be wrong."
Xiao Xia laughed again, full of hope.
Teacher Ming touched her head, usually seeing this girl was always happy, as if she didn't have any worries at all.
Feng Meiren pondered for a moment, picked up the clay figurine, and said, "Then change it."
Xiao Xia froze for a moment, a little dazed, always felt something was wrong, but Feng Meiren's aura was too strong, she didn't dare to speak, thinking maybe it was Feng Meiren's blessing?
In short, Xiao Xia saw Fengmei pinch two pieces of clay, rub them into legs, and put them together under the clay figurine.
After finishing, Fengmei put down the clay figurine gently.
Teacher Ming pressed Xiao Xia's shoulder and said, "Remember to take this home and give it to mom."
Xiao Xia continued to nod in confusion, "Okay, thank you teacher..."
Teacher Ming walked away again with Beauty Feng on his arm. As soon as they left, the students next to her moved over and asked Xiao Xia what the beauty had said to her just now.
If it wasn't for the mud on her hand, Xiao Xia would have scratched her head, "Just tell me to change the clay figurine..."
She looked at the backs of the teacher and Feng Meiren suspiciously again, always feeling weird.
About ten minutes later, dark clouds suddenly rolled up in the sky. The experienced peddler knew it was going to rain at a glance, and called everyone to set up the shed.Sure enough, it didn't take long for the rain to pour down.
Because there are sheds, everyone is okay, but they evacuated from the river and went to a higher place, and they can even continue playing in the mud. Some citizens chose to drive home.
Some peddlers are still saying: "Such a heavy rain, it was also heavy rain a while ago, and the landslides..."
"Let's see how long it will be down today. Last time there were no people. Today, many people came out to play. If there is a landslide, something may happen."
"Hope nothing happens..."
……
Teacher Ming held up the umbrella and said to the others: "I'll go to the road to see if there are many cars. If there is a traffic jam, we will wait and go back."
He stepped out of the shed one step at a time, Feng Meiren also dodged and hid under his umbrella, and the two walked side by side.
"Teacher Ming and his senior sister really match each other!"
"The BG party is self-respecting! The Master Guild will be angry!"
As soon as the two of them left, the classmates laughed.
After about 15 minutes, Teacher Ming and the two have not yet returned, and the mobile phone seems to have been left in the car.There are not many people with umbrellas, Xiao Xia just brought one, and she has always been warm-hearted, so she held up the umbrella, "I'll go and have a look, why hasn't Teacher Ming come back yet?"
"Xiao Xia, be careful, don't slip."
"I know, I brought my mobile phone, and I will send you a text message later." Xiao Xia wondered if there was a real landslide or something, so she went up the slope and walked towards the road.
The previous citizens should have left long ago. There was no one in the car parked on the side of the road. Looking ahead, the road was also empty and there was no one.
Xiao Xia felt strange, if this was the case, why would Mr. Ming and the others not come back?
Holding her mobile phone, she walked along the road and decided to go to the front to see if there was no one there, so she called her classmates. After all, she was a girl in the wild, and she was a little scared by herself.
After walking for 5 minutes, Xiaoxia saw the figure of Teacher Ming appearing on a dirt bag by the side of the road. He held an umbrella and turned his back to Xiaoxia together with Fengmeiren.
There was still a piece of mud in Feng Meiren's hand, she was looking up, looking at something.
Just as Xiao Xia was about to call them, suddenly the hillside in front of the bag suddenly collapsed!
Landslide? !
Xiao Xia's heart was tightened for an instant, but it was so sudden that she almost lost her voice with her mouth open.
However, at the next moment, Xiao Xia saw Feng Meiren throwing out the mud in her hand without haste, and the mud grew in the wind, and quickly became a large piece, sticking to the mountain, pressing it tightly.
A disaster disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Feng Meiren lowered her head and wiped her hands, she didn't take it seriously, as if she had done similar things countless times.
At this moment, Xiao Xia seemed to see a faint golden light appearing on Feng Meiren's body, which was so sacred, so sacred that Xiao Xia was frightened, as if something in her blood was telling her what kind of scene she had witnessed.
At this time, Teacher Ming, who had been holding an umbrella for Feng Meiren, suddenly turned around and met Xiao Xia's eyes.He smiled slightly at Xiao Xia, and raised a finger to his lips.
"..." Xiao Xia's eyes widened, she nodded vigorously, and walked back a few steps.
Phoenix Beauty... Feng...
Xiao Xia clutched the clothes at her heart, she already understood what Teacher Ming said when she was playing with mud, and Feng Meiren's behavior just now, so she really wanted to take home the clay that Feng Meiren gave her.
Her eyes were foggy at once, and after a while, tears fell down.Repairing the mountain can be done by many immortals, but the way of good fortune cannot be done by human beings.
Maybe many things like this happened just before they knew it. The gods have been protecting the human race.
Chapter 166 Fanwai·Great God in the City ([-]) | Xinkeng "The Little Official of the Great Song Dynasty" has been opened / personal blog pre-sale
It was another self-study time for a practice class, and everyone sat in their seats and adjusted their breathing into concentration.
It is very difficult for the human race in this era to enter meditation.These nascent Terrans grew up in a noisy environment, with too many new things to distract them.
Therefore, only a small number of people are really in meditation every time in class, and quite a lot of people are doing small movements or even falling asleep directly.
Huang Zhu has nothing to do about it, although now there is no barrier between families, allowing more people to learn to cultivate immortals, but it seems that fewer people can step into the immortal path.
Huang Zhu was walking in the classroom with his hands behind his back. He saw a boy with his head down, not knowing what to do. He walked over and saw that he was holding a picture book, so he stretched out his hand and took it out.
"!!" The boy was almost scared to death, Teacher Ming made no sound when he walked!
He said frightenedly: "Teacher, you scared me to death!"
"You scared me to death!" Huang Zhu knocked him on the head once, and said with a straight face, "You're in meditation to read the album, but you actually read Kong Xuan?!"
Don't normal college boys put up Chang Yi's posters and collect Chang Yi's picture album?
The surrounding students also heard it, and they all opened their eyes from the false samadhi, laughing wildly.
Huang Zhu: "...It's still a pirated version, let me say hello!"
The boy said aggrievedly: "There are only pirated ones, Kong Xuanda doesn't have any photos at all."
Because Kong Xuan didn't have any photos, all the copies on the market are pirated. You don't need to identify them to know that they are definitely pirated.But they are all beautifully done, just like the genuine ones.
Huang Zhu made a black line, "You have reason."
The boy clasped his hands together, "Teacher, I was wrong, please return this to me. I saved half a month's breakfast money to buy it. I was just fascinated by ghosts. I couldn't help opening the book as soon as it arrived... I promise to attend class." Never again."
"Let me take a look first..." Huang Zhu flipped through the album and asked, "It's quite beautifully made, is there any gift?"
The boy hesitated.
Huang Zhu: "If I don't say it, I won't return it to you."
"Don't, don't!" The boy hurriedly took out the gift from the drawer, "One is an imitation five-color bird-feather fan, and the other is a three-dimensional image card." The five-color bird-feather fan is nothing more, the real authentic product is at Huangzhu's place, and the other One really made Huang Zhu a little speechless.
The so-called three-dimensional image is a card with a QR code. After the mobile phone has downloaded a specific application, the three-dimensional image of Kong Xuan will appear on the screen by scanning the QR code. When the mobile phone is moved, the portrait will also change its angle. There are different postures, you can caress yourself.
Huang Zhu tried it with the boy's mobile phone. Kong Xuan on the screen was either standing up and pretending to be cool, or zooming in. When he accidentally slid over an angle, Kong Xuan actually made a "come here" gesture, which was very suggestive. sex.
Huang Zhu: "..."
Huang Zhu: "It's amazing. It's worthy of being the number one cult organization in the Three Realms. You Kongxuan fans are really hopeless..."
Most Kong Xuan fans are girls, and male Kong Xuan fans are really rare. It seems that the idiots seem to be more excessive than the female fans.
The boy whispered: "Isn't the real cult's yellow bamboo powder..."
Huang Zhu: "!!"
Huang Zhu: "Don't talk nonsense, Master Huang Zhu has been innocent all his life, without any black spots..."
Boy: "I don't know what the real person is, he's outside the Nine Heavens, but his fans are really... tsk tsk tsk."
Huang Zhu: "Nonsense...!"
The students had black lines on their faces: "Teacher, are you discussing idols like this?"
It was only then that Huang Zhu suddenly realized that he was almost carried away, and almost couldn't help covering his face, he really wasn't a fanboy like that boy!You're just fighting for your own reputation!
"Ahem, that's not the case..." Huang Zhu wanted to make a serious statement.
A girl whispered, "Teacher, does Master know about your chasing immortals? What does he think of Huang Zhu?"
Huang Zhu choked for a moment, and then replied seriously: "He also likes Huang Zhu."
"Wow……"
"Could it be that you are together because you have common hobbies?"
"Then teacher, you don't have the posture to say that others are strange →_→"
"That's right, Huang Zhufen said Kong Xuanfen, isn't that a hundred steps with a smile?"
Huang Zhu: "………… If you keep doing this, I'll be dragged out!"
After he said that, everyone suddenly "settled" each other, pretending that nothing happened just now.
"Come pick up the photobook after class." Huang Zhu said this to the boy, took Kong Xuan's photobook back to the podium and sat down.After a while, he couldn't resist taking out the card, downloaded the app, and scanned it.
Kong Xuan stood with his hands behind his back, his belt in the wind.
Huang Zhu put one hand beside Kong Xuan, pulled out his hair with two fingers, and took a screenshot.
Take screenshots and photos of the album and send them to Moments.
Huang Zhu: I handed in a photobook of a student today, and found that he was actually licking this thing...
Reply:
Luya: [vomit][vomit][vomit]
Bi Xiao: Him?Kong Xuanda's male fan is really amazing...
Yun Xiao: Uncle, do you dare to move your hand down a little and put it under your waist? [Smile]
Di Jun: [vomit][vomit][vomit]
Chi Ming: Are there other poses?
Kong Xuan: ...Stop it!Beast!
Ao Bing: Fighting piracy is everyone's responsibility, don't give it back to students.
Taichi: Wow!It looks so fun!
Tongtian: Junior brother, can this technology be widely used?I want to make one for my brother...
Yuanshi to Tongtian: What do you want to do?
……
Unexpectedly, a circle of friends ignited everyone's enthusiasm, and they all became interested in this technology, and asked Huang Zhu to introduce it to the fairy world immediately.Moreover, it was the level of Tongtian who directly communicated with Haotian and asked him to order the introduction of Tianting Publishing through Tianting.
The news was sent back to Huang Zhu, so Huang Zhu had no choice but to take a leave of absence and return to the Heavenly Court.
But he didn't want to be absent from work for no reason. Fortunately...he still had a corpse!
Huang Zhu explained to Mo Zhu that the relationship between the deity and the corpse is very subtle. Although Mo Zhu and him are already two minds, as long as they think about it, they can still communicate with each other and share memories. It's just that Mo Zhu's personality is more So what... In short, although it was the first time, Huang Zhu left without much worry.
As a substitute teacher who was not a substitute teacher, Mo Zhu transformed into the exact same form as Huang Zhu, and helped Huang Zhu teach for a week.
A week later, Huang Zhu returned to the world, and it happened to be another class of "Entering Meditation".
As soon as the class started, Huang Zhu realized that everyone was in meditation!Even if you didn't get into samadhi, you didn't play tricks, and you didn't try to get into samadhi seriously!
Huang Zhu was too surprised, "Wow, what's wrong with you guys, you are so obedient in class."
Classmates, you looked at me, I looked at you, and looked at Huang Zhu timidly, did not dare to speak.
Huang Zhu's heart skipped a beat, after thinking about it, it must be Mo Zhu who "educated" them, it seems to scare these children!
Huang Zhu slapped his forehead, he could no longer arrange such a task for Mo Zhu!
Topic: [Tree Hole] Fuck, our teacher seems to be a psychotic madman!
Content: In the past, he was always very gentle and easy to talk. Of course, he also had a bottom line. We often teased him.I don't know why, but this week, it's like a different person, super ghost, extremely black-bellied, scary to death!
1L: What's so good about the tree hole here, let your teachers let themselves go.
LZ: Because it really became too much...we even suspected it was twins, but it turned out not...it was really scary
3L: Seize the house?
4L: What the third brother said makes sense. Could it be the legend of seizing the house?
5L: Seize the House +1
6L: Sure enough, it was taken away 23333
Liz: What? ! QAQReally?So what to do?
8L: Don't play LZ hahahahahaha, LZ you are so natural, do you really believe it?It must have just been stimulated by something.
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