Tianting Publishing Group

The 249th year of Huaxia Kingdom.

The sun was scorching hot, and all the pedestrians on the street were wearing parasols. Only a man in a long robe walked calmly, attracting the attention of others.

These days, it is not strange to wear robes. Wearing cassocks is your freedom. At most, you will be ridiculed as non-mainstream.However, in such a hot weather, wearing a robe is either a fool or a monk.

This man looks handsome and handsome, with a strong aura, he should not be a fool.

After the man reached his destination, he went upstairs, and as soon as he got out of the indoor elevator, he saw a young man with no image lying on the ground with a bowl of ice cream in his hand.

He frowned and walked over, hugged the young man's upper body with both hands, and dragged him to the sofa, "Huang Zhu, why are you sitting on the floor again?"

Huang Zhu said lazily, "It's cool on the ground."

"Can't you use spells?" Di Jun was puzzled, "I just don't understand why you always prefer to use the way of ordinary people to enjoy the cool."

"The thing I'm playing is reminiscing about the past." Huang Zhu curled his lips, "Stop talking, go cook, I'm starving to death, I've been standing all morning in class today."

Now is the era when human beings and monks coexist, and the chance of becoming an immortal is still so slim. Some down-and-out monks who can't ascend to the sky have no choice but to work as civil servants in the world to make ends meet.The gods are still high above, occasionally descending to the lower bounds, and the management regulations have become more stringent.

But there will still be some boring gods, just like Huang Zhu and Di Jun, who hide their identities and secretly come to the world to experience life.

The current Huang Zhu is a university lecturer, and Di Jun is the narrator of the bird and bird hall of the zoo——Note, because he attracts a huge number of visitors, he enjoys the treatment of the deputy director.

"By the way, my students will come to play at home in the afternoon, you prepare some snacks." Huang Zhu said to Di Jun when he remembered something.

Di Jun was in the open kitchen, and replied without raising his head, "Got it, you play with the computer for a while, and have dinner in a quarter of an hour."

Huang Zhu picked up the tablet computer and clicked on the Three Realms Forum. With his authority, unlike various ethnic groups who have various restrictions, he can enter any forum.I wandered around in various sections, and by the way, I posted a small advertisement about Buddhism.

With a beep, a text message from the station was received.

Huang Zhu clicked on it and saw that it was a message from a friend.

Nüwa: Is there such fun in the human world?Why are they all down.

Huang Zhu: What is Quandu? Who else has gone to the lower realm?

Nuwa: Not to mention anything else, 33 days away is empty, only the baby is left alone, the baby is not happy!

Huang Zhu: ...

Huang Zhu: Sister, why don't you come down too?

Nuwa didn't return now, she didn't know whether she was dealing with the wishes of the believers or thinking about things in the lower realm.Huang Zhu touched his chin, thinking about who else came to the human world to find peace.

I am tired of being a great god in the sky, and if I want to be more peaceful, I can only live in the human world.

Di Jun brought the food and set it up, dragged Huang Zhu up again, and the two of them ate.

Di Jun: "The head of the park said that in order to celebrate the National Day next year, there will be activities, so let me plan them."

"Damn him, this year is 240, next year... isn't that [-]? What's there to celebrate at [-]!" Huang Zhu rolled his eyes, "You are the commentator, not from his office , the plan to call you here is to take advantage of your beauty."

Di Jun nodded silently.

Huang Zhu: "Our principal also told me that he asked our family members to perform a show on our school's anniversary. Go and perform a ventriloquist for you, and 'learn' bird calls."

Di Jun: "..."

Di Jun: "Family members include children, too. You should ask Chi Ming to perform a performance of a hundred birds courting a phoenix."

Huang Zhu: "..."

Huang Zhu only felt that the black lines had come down, "Don't mention it, this kid has a stroke now, he doesn't stay at home all day, he can't wait to show off everywhere."

There is a photo of Jiming on the decoration cabinet of his house. Now he is tall and thin, and the flesh on his face is removed, and the eyes can immediately see that it is a hyacinth. .He doesn't live in the human world all the time, but occasionally shows up here, so the neighbors around him think he is studying in another place.

After Huang Zhu finished eating and Di Jun cleaned up, not long after, Huang Zhu's students also came.

About seven or eight college students, both men and women, rang the doorbell to see Dijun come to see him, and greeted the teacher excitedly.

Di Jun also met them when he went to pick up Huang Zhu from school, and he nodded to let everyone in.

"Come on, I've prepared snacks for you, let's eat." Huang Zhu brought out some futons, sat on the ground for everyone, and ate around the tea table.

"Wow, it's delicious, teacher, who made this, and why is it so delicious!"

"Your master made it." Now that Dijun's skills have been honed, although he is still not as good as Taiyi in barbecue, he is flourishing in other aspects, and he is very good at both red and white cases - the level of the Peach Banquet Handy.

"Master is so handsome!" Someone said while holding his face, "Why are everyone in the teacher's family so handsome~ Teacher, I saw my brother again, but I didn't dare to say hello to him. I was afraid that he would ignore me, so I just Disgraceful."

This brother was talking about Lu Ya, who was also a college student in Huang Zhu's school, but he was very arrogant because he didn't live with them.

Huang Zhu laughed and said: "He just has that temper, sometimes I don't even say hello."

"Don't talk about that, why do I think this futon looks very old-fashioned! Teacher, isn't this an antique?" Someone said with a little panic while touching the cushion under his buttocks.

"It's really an antique, I can't even remember the year..." Huang Zhu looked at the ceiling, thinking it's better not to tell them that this is the futon used when Zixiao Palace was divided into seats, and the people who used to sit on it were all saints.

Because it is a futon, even if it is an antique, everyone just thinks it is a history of 80 years, and after a few discussions, it changes the topic.

"Teacher, cultivating immortals is really difficult. We just take elective courses, and we are exhausted. Those who can ascend to the ascension have to suffer so much!" Someone said with emotion.

"That's right, I don't know when I will be able to reach the teacher's level, the teacher has already established the foundation."

"I don't think it will be possible for the rest of my life... Hey, Song Xiaodong is very talented, maybe he has a chance." A girl said to another boy.

The boy named Song Xiaodong glanced at them proudly, "My future will be far more than foundation building."

Everyone is a little speechless, if you praise you, you will accept it, and you are not asked to be humble, so why are you still boasting?And stepping on the teacher, is it interesting?But they all know that this Song Xiaodong has always been small-minded, and he doesn't like others to be better than him. If anyone is ahead of him in the exam, he will roll his eyes for the rest of his life until he surpasses him again.

A classmate said: "Hey, you are so ambitious? Did you pick up some cheat book or something?"

Everyone does not aim at ascension. Taking this elective course is just for fun. Many people have not achieved any results at all. Song Xiaodong is one of the very few who got started, but it is too confident to say so boldly. , It really makes people doubt that he has any unique skills.

Song Xiaodong glanced at him, but didn't speak.

The classmate was suddenly a little angry, "What kind of virtue!"

Song Xiaodong said with a gloomy face, "Do I need you to tell me what? I want to die?"

Everyone was a little surprised, although Song Xiaodong used to be very aggressive, but he had never been so provocative.

Huang Zhu smoothed things over with a smile: "Student Song, let's eat, we are all in the same class, don't be angry."

Song Xiaodong was reluctant: "I just want to be angry? As long as he is allowed to mock me, can't I be angry?"

The female classmate who praised Song Xiaodong before blushed, and said unhappily: "What do you mean Song Xiaodong, are you looking for trouble on purpose today?"

"What today? He's been like this for the past few days!" Someone who had a lot of contact with Song Xiaodong said, "He looks like his nostrils are up to the sky. Those who don't know think he has ascended!"

Song Xiaodong's face turned red with anger at first, and then he said harshly: "I don't care about ascension!"

He scanned everyone around, and said proudly: "Your vision is limited to this. Don't you know that there are better places to go in the Three Realms?"

Huang Zhu said coldly: "Student Song, I've long thought that you seem to have practiced other exercises. It must be the good place you mentioned, right?"

At this time, the teachers in the school are different from the previous ones. In the past, when Huang Zhu accepted his apprentices, it was recognized by heaven and earth, he had the right to dispose of them, and the apprentices could not offend the master. Now it is the school system, which is completely different. Said to be a student rather than an apprentice.

Song Xiaodong was not afraid of this foundation-building teacher at all, and said proudly: "Not bad."

Huang Zhu narrowed his eyes, "Then, can I let the teacher see it?"

Song Xiaodong froze for a moment.

The others were also stunned, leaning towards Huang Zhu, "Teacher, there's no need to get angry with him."

The teacher is obviously provocative, but if he does it, if the teacher beats Song Xiaodong, it is against the school's regulations, and he will be criticized if he wins or loses.

Song Xiaodong smiled, "Okay, then I'll let you see it!"

Song Xiaodong was very happy. He had been thinking for a long time, what chance would he have to show his ability and impress everyone.

Song Xiaodong gathered all his strength and stared at the palm of his hand.

Ten seconds, 20 seconds...

Huang Zhu: "Haven't you finished reading the article yet?"

Song Xiaodong glared at him viciously.

Huang Zhu raised his hand: "It's okay, teacher is waiting for you."

He looked over to Di Jun, Di Jun was leaning against the kitchen cabinet, looking this way with folded arms, and raised his eyebrows at Huang Zhu when he saw this.

After 30 seconds, Song Xiaodong finally finished reading the article, and a cluster of small flames appeared in his palm.

"What the hell is this?"

The students were a little panicked, because they felt that this small cluster of flames brought about a very depressing atmosphere.

Song Xiaodong grinned and said, "I don't know, do you? Fools, this is the legendary Karma!"

"Yehuo!! The legendary karma in the sea of ​​blood in the underworld, isn't this from the Asura clan?"

"My God, is Song Xiaodong from the Asura clan?"

"Impossible, if it is Asura, how could it be in the human world? This is against the law!"

But no matter what it is, humans will create karma, as long as you have karma, the fire of karma can burn your soul!With it, not to mention the little cultivators in the foundation building period, even the immortals will be a little afraid.

Song Xiaodong stared at Huang Zhu: "How about it, teacher, do you still want to see it?"

"I still think about it," Huang Zhu nodded briskly, "I'm curious, this karmic fire should not be produced by you, so how did you get it?"

A trace of panic appeared on Song Xiaodong's face, "This is none of your business."

"Don't do my business? Alright," Huang Zhu shrugged, and shouted, "Husband!"

Di Jun came over with a colander.

Song Xiaodong: "...What are you doing?"

As a master, he should be a mortal, at least that's what Huang Zhu introduced before.

Di Jun's hands were long, and when there was still some distance between them, he stretched out his hand and used a colander to take away the small cluster of fire from Song Xiaodong's hand.

Just like that, they copied it like copying wontons.

Song Xiaodong: "..."

classmates:"…………"

Song Xiaodong recited the formula desperately, and summoned his Karma Fire, and that cluster of Karma Fire stayed quietly in Dijun's colander, motionless!

Song Xiaodong was about to go crazy, "Impossible, how is this possible, this is karma!"

"Idiot Ashura, how could such a child take away the Karma?" Huang Zhu muttered, walked over and grabbed the Karma, he didn't even use a colander, just grabbed the Karma with bare hands, a little Nothing happened.

Song Xiaodong:! ! !

The female classmate was stunned for a long time, and said hesitantly: "Actually, Song Xiaodong practiced the pirate industry fire?"

Song Xiaodong's face was turning green, "Impossible! This must have been an accident, you're playing tricks!"

At this time, the door clicked, and someone opened the door from the outside and came in.

Chi Ming walked in bouncing around, "Oh, so many people?"

He walked to Huang Zhu's side, saw that the teacher had a cluster fire in his hand, and said with a playful smile, "Is it for me?"

Opening his mouth, Chi Ming sucked the cluster of karmic fire into his mouth, and smashed his mouth after swallowing, "The taste is not very pure."

Everyone: "..."

What's so weird about this family? !

As soon as Huang Zhu snapped his fingers, Song Xiaodong fainted in response, and then he said nonchalantly: "Okay, student Song Xiaodong practiced illegally, and he will be punished by the school. Students, you can continue to eat snacks. The teacher is too lazy to cast a curse, please do it yourself." Forget what happened just now~"

Everyone: "..."

The author has something to say: After returning home, the master asked Teacher Ming helplessly: "Where did you go, I was covered in mud."

Teacher Ming: "Stop talking nonsense, leave your business alone! Wash your hands!"

Master: ==!