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Chapter 131 We all want to have fun with Huang Zhu!

At Di Jun's level, he seldom fights with others, maybe not as many as Huang Zhu.Huang Zhu would wear black clothes when he was fine, and go out with the cleaning team to beat the sap and bully people. Anyway, no one would recognize him, so he should relax.

But want Huang Zhu and Di Jun to fight?Isn't that masochistic...

Counting forward, Huang Zhu even found that he had never fought with Di Jun, not even sparring!

Di Jun looked like he wanted to vent, Huang Zhu recommended: "Go to Empress Nuwa, or Haotian."

Don't worry too much about Taiyi, it's meaningless for these two brothers to fight.

Di Jun looked at him: "Come on."

Huang Zhu couldn't bear to see Di Jun's face that looked like he was going to die, "Okay, okay... Speaking of which, you have to let me..."

Nu Wa held a signing event, so many people were queuing up, the two of them turned behind a mountain and went heads-up.

Di Jun sacrificed Hetu Luoshu.

Huang Zhu almost sat down, "It's just a fight with me, as for using Hetu Luoshu?"

Di Jun thought about it, so he put Hetu Luoshu away.

Huang Zhu took out the pointer...

Di Jun: "..."

The rules are like this, yellow bamboo can be used as a treasure, but Dijun can't be used.

They are also quasi-sages, but the gap between Di Jun and Huang Zhu is very large. Di Jun doesn't use Hetu Luoshu anymore, and he has to give up his calculations.

"Hey hey." Huang Zhudang laughed a few times, whipped his whip over, and at the same time a circle of bamboo grew on the ground, surrounding Di Jun.

Di Jun twisted his body to break the bamboo, and grabbed Huang Zhu's whip.

Huang Zhu pulled back a bit, but failed to pull back, so he switched on the electricity easily.Lightning sparked on the pointer, but Di Jun was not afraid at all, he was still holding the pointer.

"...Damn it." Even Kunpeng was fooled by this trick, and Di Jun didn't know how to avoid it.

Huang Zhu simply put away the whip.

Di Jun: "What?"

Huang Zhu opened his hands, "If you want to vent, let's fight hand to hand, come on, close combat." He directly pinched.

In hand-to-hand combat, Huang Zhu was still no match for Di Jun.

In terms of attributes, they are extremely restrained - not to mention black belly and thick black haha, Dijun is a fire type, and Huang Zhu is a wood type.

After dozens of strokes, Huang Zhu was thrown to the ground by Di Jun, and he stretched out a sharp bamboo from his hand to stab Di Jun.Di Jun stepped aside, pressed Huang Zhu's hand on the ground, and punched him in the stomach.

Huang Zhu curled up his body.

Di Jun took advantage of the situation and rode on him.

Huang Zhu: "I'm dead!! Why do you have the ability to bully me!!"

Di Jun said apologetically, "I'm sorry... I forgot it for a while."

Huang Zhu desperately reached for the ocean ball tied around his waist, "Damn, wait until I release my little brother!"

Di Jun pushed his hand over his head to hold it down.

But in this way, the movements of the two became, Huang Zhu was lying on the ground, Di Jun sat on his waist, attached himself to his head and held down his hands, no matter how you look at it, there is something basic...

At this time, Sun Wukong's voice came: "Sir, where are you—"

Sun Wukong's cloud-riding technique is worthy of being taught by Huang Zhu himself. At the beginning, the voice was still in front of the mountain, but in a blink of an eye, he was behind the mountain, and his eyes were full of the postures of Huang Zhu and Di Jun.

Huang Zhu: "..."

Di Jun: "..."

Sun Wukong's handsome face was immediately stained red, he lowered his head and said shyly: "Sir, if it's inconvenient for you, I'll come back later."

Huang Zhu: "Whoa, Xiao Kong, it's not what you think!"

Sun Wukong raised his head, "Well, isn't the master competing with the master?"

Huang Zhu: "..."

Di Jun let go, sighed, "Your thoughts..."

"Blame me?" Huang Zhu sat up in shame and indignation, "Are you happy?"

After sacrificing one of them, Di Jun finally vented his depression and nodded, "Thank you. Can I come to you next time?"

"Go away, I want to be a repeat customer." Huang Zhu pushed him and followed Monkey King away.

Huang Zhu has always been the chairperson of Nuwa's signings, doing interviews, and other editors and Nuwa may not be able to let go.Moreover, Huang Zhu's popularity is not low, and the cooperation with Nuwa can play the role of one plus one greater than two.

Huang Zhu took over the task of master of ceremonies and went on stage to interact with everyone.

Someone beside Sun Wukong asked: "Xiao Qi, you came back with your teacher, what did he do just now?"

Sun Wukong replied innocently: "I went to fight with Uncle Dijun."

"Nonsense, Huang Zhu and Di Jun have such a good relationship, how could they fight. I don't believe it."

After a while, someone came to ask again: "Wow, just now I saw your teacher and Di Jun came back from the same direction. Did they discuss some major event? Are they going to set up a new publishing house? I said that children should independent!"

Sun Wukong: "No, he and Uncle Di Jun went to fight."

"You really love to joke...or if they joked with you, Master Huang Zhu is still so humorous."

Sun Wukong: "..." He was very depressed. He clearly saw Huang Zhu and Di Jun fighting with his own eyes, and they admitted it. Why don't other people believe it?

At this time, three goddesses came over and caught the bright spot, "Fighting? What posture did you use?"

Sun Wukong: "Uncle Dijun rode on our husband's waist, and put his hand on top of his head..."

The goddesses smiled strangely, "Oh, such a fight."

The others were also speechless: "..."

Why did Sanxiao say something strange once he said it, but this time, Sanxiao's words made people feel inexplicably logical...

Huang Zhu didn't realize that he had a scandal all of a sudden, he was hosting for Nuwa.

We've reached a stage that everyone loves, and that's reader questions.After many signing sessions, the current rule is not to put questions into the instrument and then randomly select them, but to issue numbers in advance and select people to ask questions directly.Now the authors all follow this pattern, and Nuwa is no exception.

And everyone is very good at playing. For example, some readers are even willing to waste an opportunity to ask questions by asking questions such as "My Lady likes sweet or salty food" and "Can My Lady sing a song?"

Because about the novels, Nuwa's creative experience, etc., they have almost dug up, and those who don't want to talk about it still can't talk about it, so everyone pays more attention to entertainment.

Now a reader was drawn, and after standing up, he actually said, "Sorry, the questions I prepared today are not for Empress Nuwa, but for Immortal Huangzhu."

When everyone heard her say that, they all started booing.

Huang Zhu said with a smile: "You don't follow the rules..."

"I approve!" Nuwa said briskly.

The readers burst into laughter again.

The female reader blushed and said: "I want to ask the real person, can I give birth to you?"

The scene was silent for a moment, and then a loud booing broke out.

Huang Zhu: "..."

Nu Wa made a temporary cameo as the master of ceremonies, and said solemnly: "First of all, you have to talk about your roots, do you dare to expose them in public?"

The female reader shyly said: "I am... I am Shi Yan."

Stone inkstone, inkstone?

Huang Zhu is Feng Ling's bitter bamboo brush, and this girl is Shi Yan, and they are a perfect match from the root to the bottom!

Of course, there's no telling what the two could have had if they had a child.

San Xiao whispered to each other below.

"Uncle Master...it's better to follow Di Jun."

"Yeah, Master Uncle can still produce a pen with a crow's feather and a bitter bamboo..."

"Sister, your brain is too big!"

Facing the booing like a tsunami, Huang Zhu calmly made a gesture of pressing down, "Everyone, calm down, if you want to have a baby with me, please make an appointment with my office to take the exam. The written exam will count for the total score. 30.00%, the interview accounts for 40.00% of the total score, and the roots and feet account for 30.00% of the total score..."

Everyone: "Tch——"

Nuwa: "Haha, girl, do you hear me, remember to go to Zhaoyao Mountain to sign up."

Huang Zhu was speechless: "Your Majesty, whose signing event is it? Who is the host?"

Nuwa took a precise look at Di Jun in the crowd, and said with a smile, "It's fun."

Huang Zhu said with emotion: "Our interviews at the signings are getting more and more serious every year. At the beginning, we just asked questions honestly and read the questions..."

"Wait, it wasn't very serious at the beginning." Nuwa broke the news, "I don't know if there are any older ones who participated in the first signing. At that time, there was a question, very sharp, asking me why To deceive Tongtian, I am Lady Pingxin. That question was actually raised by the sage Tongtian himself, and Huang Zhu was so angry that he sent him a message, saying that if he made trouble again, he would be kicked out."

A burst of laughter erupted immediately, but Nuwa did not expect that Nuwa would reveal the fault on the spot.

Huang Zhu laughed dryly: "That's an accident, it's part of any activity."

Nuwa also said: "Well, anyway, it's thanks to Huang Zhu for being calm. After so long, the first signing is still the most memorable for me."

Huang Zhu joked: "Of course, when you got off your horse, do you know how many people you frightened? You even jotted down everyone's reactions and recollected them slowly in your spiritual consciousness..."

"Ahem," Nuwa glared at Huang Zhu, "Let's talk about something else, for example... is there anyone else who wants to have a baby with Huang Zhu?"

Huang Zhu: "Shooting bamboo shoots like that...!"

The raw pen is almost...

A group of people joined in the fun and shouted: "Yes!!"

A strong man who didn't know whether it was an elephant demon or a bear spirit shouted loudly in a low voice, the voice was particularly prominent: "Yes!"

Huang Zhu: "..."

The scene laughed like crazy again.Nuwa wiped the corners of her eyes and almost cried with laughter.

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