Tianting Publishing Group
Chapter 122
Topic: [Confusion] Is it ten days or three days?
Content: The host chatted with his friends and talked about a time when he was very hot when he was a child. It seemed that there were three suns in the sky.But Jiyou said it was not three, but ten.We argued for a long time and went to our respective relatives and friends, but I asked three, and she asked ten.
I'm confused, may I ask how many suns did you see when you were young?
1L: I'll wipe it, isn't it ten?Who in the Three Realms doesn't know?
2L: Sir, haven’t you read the history books?
3L: Ten...
4L: In which valley do the landlord's family live? Are the seven suns blocked by the mountains on your side?
LZ: Damn, I swear to God it's really three suns!I am uneducated, is it true that the seven suns are blocked? ?
6L: I feel like I understand... Landlord, you and your gay friend are dating each other, right?Is your friend much older than you?
LZ: I don't know, my friend looks quite young...ah wait, her roots are turtles, she may have really lived a long time.
8L: Sure enough.Let me explain. What your friend saw should be the ten-day co-appearance of the Lich War.As for you, you may be a resident of the Zhaoyao Mountain area. During the Battle of the Conferred Gods, there were three suns there, and two of them hung on the top of the Zhaoyao Mountain, so only the nearby residents saw it.
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Facing the excited reporters, Huang Zhu said calmly and loudly: "All the reporters under Tianting Publishing are all quiet, listen to me—no reporting is allowed! All interview Sanxiao for me!"
San Xiao: "..."
The chairman has already spoken, what else can everyone say, they looked at each other and hugged San Xiao together.
Sanxiao pointed at Huang Zhu across the mountains and seas: "Uncle Shi, you're going too far..."
Huang Zhu clasped his hands together and bowed his body, "I'm really sorry."
"Three days at the same time! What's the situation?" Someone pondered, "Are we going to invite a reclusive witch to shoot the sun now?"
"But the Sun Shooting Bow has long since disappeared..."
"I still have to go to Kunlun Mountain to invite saints."
Someone also noticed the bright spot, "This location is on the top of Zhaoyao Mountain. Isn't that the real Huang Zhu's house? Real man, you... your friend is at your house?"
An unspoken secret nowadays is the true identities of Di Jun and Tai Yi.
Now that the sun is shining brightly above, it is not easy for this person to come out in a roundabout way, avoiding it.
It is said to be the sun, but it is actually the friend of the real person who has appeared and hung the Golden Crow True Spirit there.
Huang Zhu: "..."
The yellow bamboo must not be picked cleanly for this matter, he rubbed his forehead and said: "Everyone, don't worry, I'll go and discuss with... the sun."
Some newcomers were worried, "Chairman, what should we do if there is danger, it is the sun!"
Huang Zhuxin said that there is a real sun standing next to you, and the two on top are just real spirits, if they scolded hard just now, maybe they will be volleying in the air for four days now.
"It's okay, you don't know, Master Huang Zhu has a fire feather cloak. This is made of the feathers of Donghuang Taiyi and Demon Emperor Jun." People with knowledge explained it like this.
Huang Zhu glared at him: You know a lot!
Huang Zhu shook the fire feather cloak and approved it. The real sun fire inside belongs to him. Once released, it forms a protective cover, because it comes from the same source as Dijun and Taiyi's, and it has never been blocked. Risk of burning.
At this time, everyone living in the Zhaoyaoshan family area is evacuating out one after another. There is no way, it is too hot!
Huang Zhu goes up against the flow of people, his house is the highest place in the family area and has the best view.
When he got there, he saw two birds standing on the top of his house, where the eaves corners turned up, standing against the wind, looking like they needed to be beaten, and his house was half melted.
This was refined from the spirit stones he begged everywhere!It's just half melted, like chocolate!
Huang Zhu's eyes were almost red, and he picked up a stone from below and threw it at Di Jun, "Come down!"
Di Jun was so drunk that a stone could not disturb him, and he was falling ill at the moment. He pointed to the sky and said, "I am a scorching sun, and I have stars and mountains in my heart! I am the Lord of the Three Realms!!"
Huang Zhu threw another stone on Di Jun's head, "Rebel!"
He knew, he knew that Di Jun was sullen and coquettish, and he didn't seem to mention the past, but from the bottom of his heart, he still had so much... How should I put it, heroism, ambition and ambition.
But people can afford it, he has been a demon emperor.
Di Jun was hit on the back of the head just now, he felt a little bit of consciousness, looked down at Huang Zhu, he didn't know anyone anymore, and asked very majesticly: "The visitor has a name."
With his hands on his waist, he lowered his eyes and opened his mouth, looking like a king.
Huang Zhu raised his head and said speechlessly: "...Your Majesty, can you come down for a while?"
Di Jun said sadly: "I'm here, I'm not going anywhere."
Huang Zhu: "..."
Huang Zhu looked at Tai Yi again.
This guy also opened his arms, closed his eyes, and said beautifully: "I am a scorching sun, and I carry a clock on my back. I will give clocks to people wherever I go."
Huang Zhu felt that they were treating the roof as the Lingxiao Temple, seeing that if this went on, not only his house, but the entire Zhaoyao Mountain would be melted, so he quickly went up to the roof himself.
But as soon as he went up, Di Jun glanced at him with very sharp eyes.
Probably because he felt that he was committing the following crimes.
Huang Zhu's footsteps stopped immediately. He felt that he would be burned if he went up again, so he stretched out a hand, and a piece of bamboo protruded from the palm of his hand. To Jun.
Huang Zhu stabbed Di Jun in the waist with this bamboo.
Di Jun looked down at the bamboo: "..."
Huang Zhu: "Your Majesty, I have something to tell you. The two of you are so fierce now that you are about to burn the human world dry. This will cause the people to live in poverty. Please accept your magical powers."
These two don't know what's going on, there is a sun hanging in the sky, and they insist on fulfilling the duties of the sun by themselves, what kind of heart is this?
Di Jun: "Who are you?"
"..." There are still so many entanglements, just give me a reason and you can keep it, what logic is there, Huang Zhuhu said, "I am... a demon master."
Di Jun nodded, "Monster... You said that the people are struggling to survive now? But, without the sun, how can everything grow. If I go down, wouldn't the creatures of the human world be plunged into darkness?"
Huang Zhu said quickly: "It's okay, it's going to be night soon, it's time for Taiyin Xingjun to be on duty."
"So that's how it is." As soon as Di Jun heard it was reasonable, he withdrew his supernatural powers and was no longer golden.
Taiyi was still hanging on that end, Huang Zhu shouted to him again: "Hey, His Majesty Donghuang, it's time to get off work!"
Tai Yi was confused: "Huh?"
Huang Zhu: "It's evening, it's time to change shifts, Lord Taiyin is here to catch the moon, please make room."
Tai Yi also received his supernatural powers slowly, "It's so early today?"
Huang Zhu heard that he was quite quick to substitute, and said casually: "Yes, it's winter time."
Too half understanding, half understanding nodded, "Oh."
Oh your size.Huang Zhu said from the bottom of his heart that he had told them to stop, and the next step was to get them off the roof and lock them up to watch. This drunkenness will last for an unknown period, and they are still in a dangerous period.
"Your Majesties, it's time to deal with government affairs. Please come with your servants." Huang Zhu didn't dare to help them, he was afraid that if the two birds suddenly got into trouble, they would not have time to hide.So as usual, he stretched out two bamboo branches, poked them into their hands, and asked them to pull them away.
Huang Zhu led Di Jun and Tai Yi down to the study room, and then gave them two large documents, both of which were published by the Heavenly Court.
They didn't think it was wrong after reading it, that is to say, they couldn't understand it no matter how they looked at it.
Huang Zhu: "It's normal if you don't understand, government affairs are so easy to deal with, let's just watch." While talking, he secretly put anti-alcoholic medicine into two cups of tea, and then served them to Di Jun and Tai Yi.
Di Jun dropped the tea and stared at the document with an angry face, "Go away, don't disturb me to deal with government affairs!"
Huang Zhu: "..."
Di Jun tossed and turned, but couldn't understand, very depressed, anxious, thinking about the emperor's way he cultivated, when will there be official documents that he can't understand?
In a rage, Di Jun threw the document on the table.
Huang Zhu laughed, "Look, don't take your anger out on the documents."
"Demon Master," Di Jun said with a cold face, "It's dawn, it's time to go to work, follow me out."
He said getting up and going out.
"Your Majesty!" Huang Zhufei threw himself on his legs.
Tai Yi was about to drink tea, but now he hastily put down his teacup, "Shall I go too?"
"Sit down!" Huang Zhu stopped him, "What the hell are two suns working together!"
Taiyi: "I'm going to the west..."
Huang Zhu: "Get lost!"
Taiyi sat back pitifully again.
I was really anxious, I didn't expect to really yell at Taiyi...
Huang Zhu thought about it, looked up at Di Jun, and shouted, "Sit down for me too!"
Di Jun glanced at him coldly, "Let go."
Huang Zhu loosened his grip on Di Jun's trousers, it didn't work.
Di Jun moved to go out, Huang Zhu grabbed his hand again, "Your Majesty..."
Di Jun looked at him impatiently: "What are you doing?"
Huang Zhu: "... drink tea."
Di Jun: "Don't drink."
Huang Zhu: "..."
Looking back, Tai Yi had already drank the tea, and fell asleep lying on the table at the moment—the anti-alcoholic medicine that Huang Zhu put was not the one he had taken beforehand.What he took himself was not because of the effect of the medicine to relieve the hangover, but to act as a blindfold.
Now this so-called anti-alcoholic medicine is to make people dizzy, sleep directly through the second stage, wake up, and the alcohol will be relieved naturally.
There is also a video camera on the table, which he used to record the "ugliness" of Dijun and Taiyi, and now he probably recorded the way he hugged his thigh just now...
Huang Zhu walked a few steps forward sadly, and stopped at the door: "If you don't drink, you can't go out."
Di Jun said angrily: "Monster, what do you mean, why do you keep blocking me!"
"Resist, resist Japan..." Huang Zhu was about to cry, he felt that Di Jun might be about to attack, and he seemed to be the only one to be beaten.
"Wait, this cloak of yours... so familiar." Di Jun was really drunk, and he was too late, looking at the cloak on Huang Zhu's body, he asked suspiciously, "Monster, what kind of demon are you?"
Huang Zhu: "Ah? What kind of monster?" He turned around and walked into the room, playing tricks on his lips.
Di Jun followed him with his eyes, and couldn't help following him, as if he wanted to touch his fire feather cloak at a close distance.
Huang Zhu held Taiyi's cup of tea, and Di Jun's was smashed by him, and there was still half a cup left in it, so he raised it up and said to Di Jun, "I'll tell you while I'm drinking tea... hey, I look like What kind of monster is it?"
Di Jun was originally impatient when he offered tea again, but when he heard the latter sentence, he relaxed, took the tea and said, "Sun Jinwu..."
"That's right, I am the Sun Golden Crow." Huang Zhu watched Di Jun take a sip of tea unconsciously, and said excitedly, "You are my illegitimate child!"
Di Jun finished his coffee table, "I see."
Then suddenly felt that the words just now were not quite right, and raised his head: "Huh?"
Huang Zhu looked at him with a smile, "Huh?"
Di Jun swayed on his feet, fell to the ground tiredly, and fell asleep.
Content: The host chatted with his friends and talked about a time when he was very hot when he was a child. It seemed that there were three suns in the sky.But Jiyou said it was not three, but ten.We argued for a long time and went to our respective relatives and friends, but I asked three, and she asked ten.
I'm confused, may I ask how many suns did you see when you were young?
1L: I'll wipe it, isn't it ten?Who in the Three Realms doesn't know?
2L: Sir, haven’t you read the history books?
3L: Ten...
4L: In which valley do the landlord's family live? Are the seven suns blocked by the mountains on your side?
LZ: Damn, I swear to God it's really three suns!I am uneducated, is it true that the seven suns are blocked? ?
6L: I feel like I understand... Landlord, you and your gay friend are dating each other, right?Is your friend much older than you?
LZ: I don't know, my friend looks quite young...ah wait, her roots are turtles, she may have really lived a long time.
8L: Sure enough.Let me explain. What your friend saw should be the ten-day co-appearance of the Lich War.As for you, you may be a resident of the Zhaoyao Mountain area. During the Battle of the Conferred Gods, there were three suns there, and two of them hung on the top of the Zhaoyao Mountain, so only the nearby residents saw it.
·
·
Facing the excited reporters, Huang Zhu said calmly and loudly: "All the reporters under Tianting Publishing are all quiet, listen to me—no reporting is allowed! All interview Sanxiao for me!"
San Xiao: "..."
The chairman has already spoken, what else can everyone say, they looked at each other and hugged San Xiao together.
Sanxiao pointed at Huang Zhu across the mountains and seas: "Uncle Shi, you're going too far..."
Huang Zhu clasped his hands together and bowed his body, "I'm really sorry."
"Three days at the same time! What's the situation?" Someone pondered, "Are we going to invite a reclusive witch to shoot the sun now?"
"But the Sun Shooting Bow has long since disappeared..."
"I still have to go to Kunlun Mountain to invite saints."
Someone also noticed the bright spot, "This location is on the top of Zhaoyao Mountain. Isn't that the real Huang Zhu's house? Real man, you... your friend is at your house?"
An unspoken secret nowadays is the true identities of Di Jun and Tai Yi.
Now that the sun is shining brightly above, it is not easy for this person to come out in a roundabout way, avoiding it.
It is said to be the sun, but it is actually the friend of the real person who has appeared and hung the Golden Crow True Spirit there.
Huang Zhu: "..."
The yellow bamboo must not be picked cleanly for this matter, he rubbed his forehead and said: "Everyone, don't worry, I'll go and discuss with... the sun."
Some newcomers were worried, "Chairman, what should we do if there is danger, it is the sun!"
Huang Zhuxin said that there is a real sun standing next to you, and the two on top are just real spirits, if they scolded hard just now, maybe they will be volleying in the air for four days now.
"It's okay, you don't know, Master Huang Zhu has a fire feather cloak. This is made of the feathers of Donghuang Taiyi and Demon Emperor Jun." People with knowledge explained it like this.
Huang Zhu glared at him: You know a lot!
Huang Zhu shook the fire feather cloak and approved it. The real sun fire inside belongs to him. Once released, it forms a protective cover, because it comes from the same source as Dijun and Taiyi's, and it has never been blocked. Risk of burning.
At this time, everyone living in the Zhaoyaoshan family area is evacuating out one after another. There is no way, it is too hot!
Huang Zhu goes up against the flow of people, his house is the highest place in the family area and has the best view.
When he got there, he saw two birds standing on the top of his house, where the eaves corners turned up, standing against the wind, looking like they needed to be beaten, and his house was half melted.
This was refined from the spirit stones he begged everywhere!It's just half melted, like chocolate!
Huang Zhu's eyes were almost red, and he picked up a stone from below and threw it at Di Jun, "Come down!"
Di Jun was so drunk that a stone could not disturb him, and he was falling ill at the moment. He pointed to the sky and said, "I am a scorching sun, and I have stars and mountains in my heart! I am the Lord of the Three Realms!!"
Huang Zhu threw another stone on Di Jun's head, "Rebel!"
He knew, he knew that Di Jun was sullen and coquettish, and he didn't seem to mention the past, but from the bottom of his heart, he still had so much... How should I put it, heroism, ambition and ambition.
But people can afford it, he has been a demon emperor.
Di Jun was hit on the back of the head just now, he felt a little bit of consciousness, looked down at Huang Zhu, he didn't know anyone anymore, and asked very majesticly: "The visitor has a name."
With his hands on his waist, he lowered his eyes and opened his mouth, looking like a king.
Huang Zhu raised his head and said speechlessly: "...Your Majesty, can you come down for a while?"
Di Jun said sadly: "I'm here, I'm not going anywhere."
Huang Zhu: "..."
Huang Zhu looked at Tai Yi again.
This guy also opened his arms, closed his eyes, and said beautifully: "I am a scorching sun, and I carry a clock on my back. I will give clocks to people wherever I go."
Huang Zhu felt that they were treating the roof as the Lingxiao Temple, seeing that if this went on, not only his house, but the entire Zhaoyao Mountain would be melted, so he quickly went up to the roof himself.
But as soon as he went up, Di Jun glanced at him with very sharp eyes.
Probably because he felt that he was committing the following crimes.
Huang Zhu's footsteps stopped immediately. He felt that he would be burned if he went up again, so he stretched out a hand, and a piece of bamboo protruded from the palm of his hand. To Jun.
Huang Zhu stabbed Di Jun in the waist with this bamboo.
Di Jun looked down at the bamboo: "..."
Huang Zhu: "Your Majesty, I have something to tell you. The two of you are so fierce now that you are about to burn the human world dry. This will cause the people to live in poverty. Please accept your magical powers."
These two don't know what's going on, there is a sun hanging in the sky, and they insist on fulfilling the duties of the sun by themselves, what kind of heart is this?
Di Jun: "Who are you?"
"..." There are still so many entanglements, just give me a reason and you can keep it, what logic is there, Huang Zhuhu said, "I am... a demon master."
Di Jun nodded, "Monster... You said that the people are struggling to survive now? But, without the sun, how can everything grow. If I go down, wouldn't the creatures of the human world be plunged into darkness?"
Huang Zhu said quickly: "It's okay, it's going to be night soon, it's time for Taiyin Xingjun to be on duty."
"So that's how it is." As soon as Di Jun heard it was reasonable, he withdrew his supernatural powers and was no longer golden.
Taiyi was still hanging on that end, Huang Zhu shouted to him again: "Hey, His Majesty Donghuang, it's time to get off work!"
Tai Yi was confused: "Huh?"
Huang Zhu: "It's evening, it's time to change shifts, Lord Taiyin is here to catch the moon, please make room."
Tai Yi also received his supernatural powers slowly, "It's so early today?"
Huang Zhu heard that he was quite quick to substitute, and said casually: "Yes, it's winter time."
Too half understanding, half understanding nodded, "Oh."
Oh your size.Huang Zhu said from the bottom of his heart that he had told them to stop, and the next step was to get them off the roof and lock them up to watch. This drunkenness will last for an unknown period, and they are still in a dangerous period.
"Your Majesties, it's time to deal with government affairs. Please come with your servants." Huang Zhu didn't dare to help them, he was afraid that if the two birds suddenly got into trouble, they would not have time to hide.So as usual, he stretched out two bamboo branches, poked them into their hands, and asked them to pull them away.
Huang Zhu led Di Jun and Tai Yi down to the study room, and then gave them two large documents, both of which were published by the Heavenly Court.
They didn't think it was wrong after reading it, that is to say, they couldn't understand it no matter how they looked at it.
Huang Zhu: "It's normal if you don't understand, government affairs are so easy to deal with, let's just watch." While talking, he secretly put anti-alcoholic medicine into two cups of tea, and then served them to Di Jun and Tai Yi.
Di Jun dropped the tea and stared at the document with an angry face, "Go away, don't disturb me to deal with government affairs!"
Huang Zhu: "..."
Di Jun tossed and turned, but couldn't understand, very depressed, anxious, thinking about the emperor's way he cultivated, when will there be official documents that he can't understand?
In a rage, Di Jun threw the document on the table.
Huang Zhu laughed, "Look, don't take your anger out on the documents."
"Demon Master," Di Jun said with a cold face, "It's dawn, it's time to go to work, follow me out."
He said getting up and going out.
"Your Majesty!" Huang Zhufei threw himself on his legs.
Tai Yi was about to drink tea, but now he hastily put down his teacup, "Shall I go too?"
"Sit down!" Huang Zhu stopped him, "What the hell are two suns working together!"
Taiyi: "I'm going to the west..."
Huang Zhu: "Get lost!"
Taiyi sat back pitifully again.
I was really anxious, I didn't expect to really yell at Taiyi...
Huang Zhu thought about it, looked up at Di Jun, and shouted, "Sit down for me too!"
Di Jun glanced at him coldly, "Let go."
Huang Zhu loosened his grip on Di Jun's trousers, it didn't work.
Di Jun moved to go out, Huang Zhu grabbed his hand again, "Your Majesty..."
Di Jun looked at him impatiently: "What are you doing?"
Huang Zhu: "... drink tea."
Di Jun: "Don't drink."
Huang Zhu: "..."
Looking back, Tai Yi had already drank the tea, and fell asleep lying on the table at the moment—the anti-alcoholic medicine that Huang Zhu put was not the one he had taken beforehand.What he took himself was not because of the effect of the medicine to relieve the hangover, but to act as a blindfold.
Now this so-called anti-alcoholic medicine is to make people dizzy, sleep directly through the second stage, wake up, and the alcohol will be relieved naturally.
There is also a video camera on the table, which he used to record the "ugliness" of Dijun and Taiyi, and now he probably recorded the way he hugged his thigh just now...
Huang Zhu walked a few steps forward sadly, and stopped at the door: "If you don't drink, you can't go out."
Di Jun said angrily: "Monster, what do you mean, why do you keep blocking me!"
"Resist, resist Japan..." Huang Zhu was about to cry, he felt that Di Jun might be about to attack, and he seemed to be the only one to be beaten.
"Wait, this cloak of yours... so familiar." Di Jun was really drunk, and he was too late, looking at the cloak on Huang Zhu's body, he asked suspiciously, "Monster, what kind of demon are you?"
Huang Zhu: "Ah? What kind of monster?" He turned around and walked into the room, playing tricks on his lips.
Di Jun followed him with his eyes, and couldn't help following him, as if he wanted to touch his fire feather cloak at a close distance.
Huang Zhu held Taiyi's cup of tea, and Di Jun's was smashed by him, and there was still half a cup left in it, so he raised it up and said to Di Jun, "I'll tell you while I'm drinking tea... hey, I look like What kind of monster is it?"
Di Jun was originally impatient when he offered tea again, but when he heard the latter sentence, he relaxed, took the tea and said, "Sun Jinwu..."
"That's right, I am the Sun Golden Crow." Huang Zhu watched Di Jun take a sip of tea unconsciously, and said excitedly, "You are my illegitimate child!"
Di Jun finished his coffee table, "I see."
Then suddenly felt that the words just now were not quite right, and raised his head: "Huh?"
Huang Zhu looked at him with a smile, "Huh?"
Di Jun swayed on his feet, fell to the ground tiredly, and fell asleep.
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