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Topic: How did the meme that God Dijun is the king of dark cooking come about?

I have wondered for a long time. There has always been a gossip circulating in the three worlds. Among the two brothers Di Jun and Tai Yi, Tai Yi is the best cook, while Di Jun is not only the demon king of heaven, but also the king of the dark cooking world.

Fan novels often write that people who eat the meat roasted by Emperor Jun will vomit in mild cases, and in severe cases, their cultivation base will be damaged, and if they taste Taiyi's cooking skills, they will be like ascending immortals.

I've always wanted to know... who the hell played this game first!It's too exaggerated. Is Di Jun making barbecue or poison? If it's really that powerful, what else is there to fight in the Lich War? !

1L: 23333 I also think it's exaggerated, it's almost a facial makeup.I just went to research, and I think it may have come from a certain column of Huang Zhu at first, in which he said, "Taiyi roasted meat is delicious, and Dijun is far inferior." Later, it was exaggerated by the same author, and it was played as a general-purpose device because it was interesting. deal.

——Three Realms Forum·Gossip Edition

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Huang Zhu got drunk at Di Jun and Tai Yi's place when he left Zixiao Palace for the first time, and Di Jun and Tai Yi grilled the meat separately, he still vaguely remembers the taste, it is so delicious!

Especially Taiyi's, if Dijun's barbecue can be compared with ordinary people's effort, Taiyi's roasted meat is simply the best in the three worlds, and he is worthy of being an expert in playing with fire!

Di Jun suddenly felt depressed, "It is possible...but is my roasted meat that bad?"

Huang Zhu smiled and said, "It's not bad, it's just a little inferior to Taiyi."

Tai Yi didn't care, "Then what kind of meat to roast, should we grab two people to roast?"

Huang Zhu said displeased: "I was ordered by the saint to educate the human race for 500 years, and you asked me to roast human meat to eat?"

Tai saw that his expression was wrong, and quickly said: "Then, you can also roast the monsters. I will catch whatever meat you want. I don't want to eat human flesh. I heard that they are always hungry..."

That's all the old calendar, okay? Since Huang Zhu came, the life of the human race has been much better.

Huang Zhu knew that Tai Yi didn't mean it, and said: "You don't need monster races, you just need to get some wild beasts."

Tai Yi obediently caught some beasts, and after skinning them, roasted them with real fire in the sun.Tai Yi's craftsmanship is simply amazing, I don't know how it is done, every place is heated evenly, the roast is just right, the fat is roasted out, and the skin is covered with a layer of golden and attractive luster.Huangzhu also prepared some seasonings, cut the meat and sprinkled it in, it was very primitive, but also very delicious.

Di Jun looked at it inexplicably, he didn't have any appetite, and he couldn't understand seeing how delicious the yellow bamboo was.He ate a piece of meat roasted by Tai Yi, and roasted another piece himself, and he didn't know the difference, and he was even a little bit unconvinced.

After a big meal, Huang Zhu said that he had written this down, but he would stay in the human race for another 100 years, and he couldn't lead Dijun and Taiyi to Wa Palace in person, so he could only write a letter for them.

Naturally, Di Jun had nothing to answer, and left with a thousand thanks.

Huang Zhu was entrusted by others to write a letter about loyalty, because he was not self-cultivated enough, so he used Zixiao Palace's receiving circle to send the letter to Zixiao Palace first, and then sent it to Zixiao Palace. Let Siam among the eight cat boys be sent to Wa Palace.

Moreover, Di Jun told him about this matter, presumably because he is the person who can directly contact Nuwa besides Fuxi, and he also had the idea of ​​testing Hongjun's meaning in advance.Unlike Nuwa who asked Hongjun directly at a volume that many people could hear before creating a human being, he was afraid that it would be embarrassing to be rejected if he asked directly.

Hongjun knew about this, and only said one word: "Yes".Huang Zhu noticed that it was different from the word "good" that Nuwa used when she applied.

Nuwa quickly read the letter, but didn't reply immediately, but discussed it with Fuxi, and then told Huang Zhu, yes, she is a saint of the demon clan, so naturally she hopes that the demon clan can be united and orderly, which is a good thing .Di Jun helped her think it over, she couldn't come out herself, but she could lend the demon banner.

The demon banner was originally a magic weapon refined by herself, and its power was not so great before she became a saint. With her cultivation base, she can restrain a certain number of demon clans for her use.After she was sanctified, many demon clans worshiped her, and this move of the demon banner was invisibly linked to the luck of the demon clan, and could command all demons in the world.

Nu Wa gave Huang Zhu the demon banner and asked him to hand it over to the Yaozu. She didn't show her face from the beginning to the end of this matter.

Huang Zhu naturally understood what Nu Wa meant, so he found time to find Di Jun and Tai Yi again, and gave them the demon summoning banner.Now that everything is ready, Di Jun immediately posted a post, inviting the demon kings and powerful people of all tribes from all over the prehistoric period to hold a banquet, revealing his intention to establish a heavenly court.

Due to the existence of the demon banner, those demon kings who were not originally from the power of Emperor Jun also came to participate. After all, there is only one saint in the demon clan, and of course everyone must follow the saint.

It was a big news that the Yaozu wanted to set up a Heavenly Court. Not only Huang Zhu was invited to participate, but Sanqing also came.If the Heavenly Court is successfully established, there will be great merit. They are very curious about how great this merit is. After all, they are also sanctified because of Nuwa's merit, and they are just around the corner.

At this banquet, Emperor Jun prayed to heaven and earth, "Heaven and earth are sympathetic, I, Emperor Jun, and two brothers Taiyi, today want to establish a heavenly court for the monster clan, entrust the immortals, and subdue all the tribes. Set three hundred rules of heaven, and control the world's monsters." Clan. I am the Demon Emperor, and Taiyi is the Eastern Emperor, and together we use Hetu Luoshu, Chaos Clock and Demon Banners to suppress luck, and I invite the heavens and the earth to witness!"

Feeling in his heart for a moment, Di Jun suddenly felt that his way became clearer - that is the way of the emperor!

Dijun and Taiyi said in unison: "Heavenly Court, stand!"

They got the permission of heaven and earth, and in the Nine Heavens, a palace rose from the ground in response to the sound, magnificent and magnificent.Tianbian also sent a lot of merit to Dijun and Taiyi. Dijun and Taiyi made great progress in cultivation, but they failed to become saints. Although they were happy, they were inevitably disappointed as expected.

Everyone moved to the heavenly court, sat down in Lingxiao Hall, and continued the banquet.I just feel that this place is magnificent and unconventional, it really is a fairy palace outside the sky, and it is worthy of being bestowed by heaven and earth.

Di Jun and Tai spent all their money, and the three treasures suppressed the luck of the heavens. Behind him stood a saint who did not show up.

Di Jun strikes while the iron is hot, appoints Patriarch Kunpeng as Demon Master, and has ten powerful subordinates as Demon Saints, and various positions, all of which have been studied long ago. For a while, Lingxiao Hall was extremely lively.

At this time, Di Jun's heart was still full of pride and fighting spirit.

There is nothing wrong with this, because the establishment of the Heavenly Court has greatly increased the luck of the monster clan, and now the future is bright!

Sanqing saw it in his eyes, but he was thinking in his heart, where is their opportunity for sanctification.The immeasurable merits and virtues are all related to one clan, like Nuwa, but there is Nuwa in the demon clan, and twelve ancestor witches in the witch clan. Which clan will they go to to establish their own orthodox lineage?

Seeing Huang Zhu, Master Tongtian was distracted and couldn't help running to greet him, "Huang Zhu, long time no see."

"Tongtian..." Huang Zhu was watching the excitement, so he didn't expect Tongtian to come over to say hello. He came late, so he couldn't exchange greetings with Sanqing before the banquet. Now he saw the leader of Tongtian coming by himself, of course he was embarrassed. "It's been a long time, what have you been up to lately?"

Master Tongtian: "Hey, study the primordial purple energy, accept disciples, busy! How about you?"

When Huang Zhu came today, the roll caller only said that he was Taoist Huang Zhu, but did not add Zixiao Palace, which proved that he came here in a private capacity.It's just that the leader of Tongtian didn't know his recent situation, and was still wondering if he and Di Jun had such a good relationship, so he asked for leave to leave Zixiao Palace?

Huang Zhu said: "I recently came out on an errand to educate the human race."

Master Tongtian heard him talking about the human race, showing a stunned expression, "Oh, human race."

At this time, for most people, the human race is still a relatively vague concept.There are so many races in the prehistoric world, and the human race is just a weak new race created by Nuwa with a short history, that is, the little transparent race, which has no sense of existence at all.

But thanks to Nuwa, everyone knows this race.But more understanding is gone, and the Master Tongtian doesn't even know what a "human" is like.

"That's right, I still came here at this time." Huang Zhu smiled.

Master Tongtian thought for a while, "Human race, isn't it cute? Is it cute?"

Huang Zhu: "..."

Master Tongtian learned the word cute from Huang Zhu. After using it, he found it easy to pronounce, so he kept talking about it, "Brother and Brother, look at the five hundred registered disciples I have recruited, are they cute?"...

Of course, he will be beaten up next, "What a cute fart!"

Because of Tongtian's special hobbies, the disciples he recruited were really primitive, with fur and armor, and his roots were not very good, and Yuanshi Tianzun always disliked him.However, Tongtian's practice philosophy is to follow one's inclinations without virtue, so there are always conflicts between the two brothers.

Huang Zhu struggled for a while when he heard this question, and then said: "I can't answer this, you can go and see for yourself when you have time." He was a human being before, so how should he answer the question of Tongtian Cult Master?

Just like a human being, when looking at kittens and puppies, no matter what color they are, they all find them cute. This is a unified impression.But when it comes to the same kind, you can't have a unified impression. You will feel that this is ugly and that is beautiful, and it is really difficult to give a simple answer.

"Okay, then I'll go to Mount Buzhou to have a look if I have time. If it's cute, I can take it in as a disciple..." Master Tongtian was talking, and the Supreme Lord and Yuanshi Tianzun also came over.

Taishang Laojun said: "What are you talking about?"

Master Tongtian blurted out: "Human Race!"

Yuanshi Tianzun noticed it immediately, and snorted, "What can the human race have to say?"

Master Tongtian quickly brought the topic to Huang Zhu, "Huang Zhu was recently ordered by the teacher to educate the human race. He told me to go to Buzhou Mountain to see it when I have time. It is said that the human race is a very interesting race!"

He didn't dare to use the word cute, otherwise he would be seen through immediately.

Huang Zhu helplessly lied for him, "Yes, the human race is born with a Taoist body, and some of them have good bones, and their cultivation is faster than many races I have seen. If the number of people increases, there will be good people in the future." development of."

Yuanshi Tianzun didn't pay much attention to it, but Taishang Laojun was moved when he heard the words "there will be good development in the future", and decided to go to the human race to see if he had the opportunity.