Tianting Publishing Group

Topic: Why is the existence of yellow bamboo so important in the Battle of Conferred Gods?He obviously didn't participate in the war, right?

Content: as title.

1L: Nowadays, children are less and less ignorant of history... Is it better to read more historical materials?If you carefully study the biographies of the important people in Xiqi at that time, you will know that they all have something to do with Huang Zhu, and it was basically their own family who fought.

2L: Well, at that time, not only were Shang and Zhou fighting, but Shen Gongbao’s faction and Jiang Ziya’s faction in Xiqi had been in a tug-of-war.If Jiang Ziya lost, he would ask Huang Zhu to sue Shen Gongbao, and if Shen Gongbao lost... he would also ask Huang Zhu to make the decision.

3L: Hahahahahaha, don’t forget that those who were killed by Shen Gongbao had to go to the male god to complain. My male god later recalled that during that time, I wanted to die every day.

4L: Male gods are not in the Jianghu, but there are legends of male gods in the Jianghu!

5L: But Shen Gongbao is good enough. Although his strategies are relatively quick to win, he has made his opponent too miserable.I forgot which gate guarded the gate, but Shen Gongbao actually rubbed a dumpling with the dung of a hundred birds to break the law... Nima, I don’t know where the trick came from!Never heard of that spell can be broken like this before!That guard general is disgusting to death!

6L: 233333333 Is it true that the entire logging process was shortened by at least one-third because of Shen Gongbao?

7L: It's just a guess. Whether there is a third has been debated.Anyway, later on, the Jiejiao disciples refused to admit Shen Gongbao, saying that he was an undercover agent sent by the Yuanshi sage to disgust people XD.

8L: Hey, does the Yuanshi sage hate the disciples so much? 23333333

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The battle of the Conferred Gods has begun, and all parties have entered the stage one after another. Nezha, Yang Jian, and Chi Ming have all entered the Xiqi camp.

On the other hand, Wen Taishi, the mainstay of the Yin and Shang Dynasties, is a disciple of the third generation of Jiejiao. Although he is a hero, he is loyal to the Shang Dynasty and has a good relationship with his disciples.Some Jiejiao disciples, although they knew that being involved in the Conferred God War was more dangerous than good, but because of this feeling, they still knew that there were tigers in the mountains and went to the Tiger Mountain.

This kind of thing is probably also part of God's will. I know what's going on, but I can't stop it.

Fortunately, the relationship between the disciples of the three religions is quite harmonious now. If they match up, they will agree in advance that they will do their best to live up to the promise and to live up to the opponent.That's why I was listed on the list, just as a gift from my brother/brother, without any complaints.

Anyway, everyone has known for a long time that they may have to work as employees in places like Tianting in the future.

Evil is death, good is death, good death at least people's hearts are not scattered, it can be regarded as the great fortune in misfortune.

Huang Zhu saw that the atmosphere was not bad, so he sent Yang Jue and Long Ji down the mountain - at this time, he didn't expect what would happen next.At such a young age, Chi Ming has gone down the mountain to practice, and Yang Jue can get married, so of course he has to go down the mountain.As for Longji, she actually went down the mountain to make a fool of herself.

Originally, Longji married a mortal, died in the Conferred God Battle, and became the Red Luan Star.

In the current situation, there are nine out of ten deaths. Even if you go to the grassroots and go to the front line, you will become a god like Nezha and the others.This is a real high-ranking son, the daughter of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother.

As soon as Huang Zhu sent the child away like this, Zhaoyao Mountain became much cleaner, except for one older child, Lu Ya.

Lu Ya said that he would rather go down the mountain to Xiqi, and fight with Chiming and the others.

Huang Zhu said: "No, no, you can't go that way, you have to be like your parents."

Lu Ya didn't understand, "What do you mean?"

Huang Zhu took out a large stack of papers and said, "Let's take a look at the first one hundred sets of "Tianting Immortal Examination [-] sets of real questions"—your parents both passed the Tianting Civil Service Examination and entered the Tianting. It's impossible to become a God of War."

"..." Lu Ya threw up holding the pillar at that time. He hadn't seen such a thing as a test paper for many years.

Huang Zhu: "You see that you are quite fragile after going out. Come, listen to the teacher. The teacher tells you that the teacher has witnessed so many immortal exams, so he can tell you with certainty. "Ten Thousand Sets" is finished, the Immortal Examination will not be difficult for you! Pass it!"

Lu Ya vomited again, wiped his mouth clean and said angrily: "Nonsense! After finishing [-] sets, I can cut myself out!"

"The temper is really not small..." Huang Zhu put away the test paper with a smirk, "There is a Nezha and a Chiming below, which is enough to offend people. I didn't let Ao Bing go. If you go too, it will be bad for you." The three religions are united. Originally, everyone gently sent fellow disciples to the list. They are very nice and gentle. Once you open your mouth, you can offend people to death."

Lu Ya's face darkened.

Huang Zhu was telling the truth. If Lu Ya were a person, he could do whatever he liked, but he wasn't. He was tied to so many people, and what he said or did would have a great impact.

"I'm just trying to scare you. There is no such thing as "[-] sets of real questions for the Heavenly Court Immortal Examination"..."

Lu Ya: "No?!"

Huang Zhu: "... Well, there is "Tianting Xiankao Zhenti", which was published by Zixiao Bookstore, but only [-] sets have been released."

Lu Ya: "..."

Huang Zhu: "Actually, what I mainly want to teach you is the art of speaking. Chi Ming can pretend to be dead, and Yang Jieguang has a good relationship. You... the value of force is high, but it can offend people too much."

Lu Ya groaned, not really wanting to learn this.

Not only did he not want to learn, he also said: "Can I not tell others, are you my teacher? I don't want to learn to speak, and you have nothing to teach me in other things."

"Don't want me to be your teacher?" Huang Zhu said with a smile, "Do you still want me to be your father?"

Lu Ya's face turned red all of a sudden.

Huang Zhu didn't say anything, he would have completely forgotten about this matter, buried it in the deepest part of his heart, and covered it with several tons of soil, no one would know.However, Huang Zhu even brought it up and said it, which made Lu Ya feel ashamed to death!

That's not it, I was young and ignorant back then!

Huang Zhu's words were simply a killer weapon. Lu Ya was full of complaints, but now he couldn't say it anymore, and he was too embarrassed to speak with his head down.

"Anyway, the people watching the ceremony are all close people. If you don't want people to know, don't let people know. I won't let people report this matter." Huang Zhu patted Lu Ya's shoulder, "But, you should learn I still have to learn. After Ao Bing leaves, my office will lose a director, so you should go to practice for a while."

Ao Bing was Huang Zhu's assistant when he was publishing in Tianting, helping him with his affairs, and started a chairman's office. He said he was an assistant, but he was also the director of the chairman's office, with a dozen or so people under him.

Later, Ao Bing went to the East China Sea and promoted three little girls to be deputy directors, but none of them were able to do the right thing, and one person couldn't pick it up, so they worked together to control the competition, and the position of the director was vacant.

Huang Zhu put Lu Ya in there by air, and called him to use a pseudonym, the name of Zang Jian, and it was not his own relationship, making people think that Lu Ya got in through the relationship of Heavenly Court. of.

Others may not know it, but the people inside Tianting Publishing must know more or less that Huang Zhu accepted a man named Lu Ya as his third disciple.Lu Ya still doesn't want others to know that he is Huang Zhu's disciple. Come on, let's use a pseudonym.

Lu Ya just parachuted into the chairman's office of Tianting Publishing Group to be the director. The three little girls were fighting vigorously. When they saw a new director, well, let's unite first and observe this airborne party. .

As a result, you can tell as soon as you observe it. Lu Ya doesn't understand anything.

So they felt relieved to evade Lu Ya. Although Lu Ya didn't understand, they also felt that they were evacuated.He has no interest in coming here to work, or study, but that doesn't mean he likes being ostracized.

However, Lu Ya was very simple and rude. He directly pulled out a sword and put it on the necks of the three little girls.

One of the girls cried especially loudly: "You, you dare to kill me, the chairman and I are relatives!"

The other two girls who were sobbing were stunned, "What? Are you related to the chairman?" They didn't come to their senses all of a sudden, how did they hear that the chairman has relatives.

Lu Ya saw it too, the girl's real body could not be hidden from him at all, "Nonsense!"

The girl said confidently: "I am a bamboo, and you don't know that I am also a bitter bamboo. My ancestor and the chairman are born in a cluster. I didn't say it before because I was afraid that you would think I was related and underestimate my ability. Now it's time to tell You guys are telling the truth, the chairman and I are relatives!"

Not to mention the relationship between Lu Ya and Huang Zhu, he sneered: "Crazy, Huang Zhu is a Fengling bitter bamboo brush, even your ancestors are at most one-third of his relatives."

The other two girls, Black Line, felt that Lu Ya was right, but of course they couldn't stand on his side at this time, "No matter what, don't you dare to kill people randomly..."

"If you dare to tease me, I will kill you!" Lu Ya said murderously.

The three girls huddled together, shaking like chaff, suddenly saw a savior, looked behind Lu Ya and shouted: "Director Kong, Kong Da, help!"

Lu Ya looked back, and behind him was a peacock with a big wavy hair and a five-color cloak. If it wasn't his old enemy Kong Xuan, who else would it be?

Kong Xuan walked over slowly, "Huang Zhu asked you to be the director of the office, you are lucky, you are going to kill all your subordinates first?"

Lu Ya said coldly: "What does it have to do with you, dead peacock, I haven't seen you for so long, and you have learned how to perm your head?"

The corner of Kong Xuan's mouth twitched, apparently suppressing the urge to beat Lu Ya, he agreed to Huang Zhu, and he couldn't beat Lu Ya easily, "You are not bad, you will be beaten and killed if you are tricked by others. Are you admitting that you are not capable? Ao Bing did a thousand times better than you back then. Things in your mother's palace are not as simple as this, dealing with people is not as easy as this, and you still say that you will take your mother's place in the future? Let your mother find another successor."

Lu Ya was so angry that sparks started to fly out of his ears, and a spark fell on the skirt of the bitter bamboo girl, burning a big hole all of a sudden. She sobbed and tore half of the skirt, otherwise the whole thing would be burned.

Kong Xuan stroked his hair, "It's just your mother, your father was even more difficult back then, do you know what kind of way he cultivated? It seems that you have not inherited his skills at all, I think , it is more appropriate for you to go to the West to teach."

Lu Ya looked at Kong Xuan angrily, wanting to refute, but couldn't say anything.It's not that he was teased by the three little girls and then became angry from embarrassment, it's just that he didn't want to learn...

Lu Ya thought about it, thinking about what Kong Xuan said about his father, and thinking of Di Jun and Tai Yi in his heart.

The two of them, the former Demon Emperor and Eastern Emperor, the masters of the Heavenly Court?

If there are so many things in an office, and a group is so complicated, how do they manage the entire heaven and the entire demon clan properly?Oh...and then it went out.

Cough cough, that is because of the calamity, before the calamity seemed to be managed well.

After Lu Ya was thinking deeply, Kong Xuan flicked his sword away. The three little girls thanked Director Kong, and then ran to the chairman to complain.

After all the outsiders had left, Kong Xuan said, "Your father practiced the way of the emperor, and he was recognized by the Dao of Heaven. Your uncle is recognized as No. 1 under the sage in the Three Realms, and invincible below the sage. What about you? You What? The third foot, or the real fire of the sun?"

Lu Ya's face darkened when he heard him mocking himself.

Kong Xuan laughed and said, "I've been outside for thousands of years, but I still haven't made much progress."

He said it, turned around and left leisurely.

After pretending to be coercive and leaving, Lu Ya was so angry that he scratched the wall.He made up his mind that he must make a name for himself!

Daoist Lu Ya, who is famous for his fighting power in the three realms in the future, has a heart to be famous from this moment, at least he can't be weaker than that flamboyant peacock!

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Huang Zhu really didn't send Kong Xuan to use aggressive methods on himself, he is busy dealing with complaints now.

It's all the fault of Shenroubao, no, it's all the fault of the Master Tongtian!

Obviously those complaints were all directed at Shenroubao, and Shenroubao had been transferred to Jiejiao, but that bastard Tongtian actually pushed all the complaints to him, and said that it was Huang Zhu who let Shenroubao go down the mountain .

Shen Roubao is not a good person, he is a bad guy, he is a big villain in the first place!

Originally, Huang Zhu was still thinking about what Shenroubao could do after he went down the mountain, but then he saw that Shenroubao was still in the righteous camp and still didn't give up deceiving people, facing one after another from the same sect or other sects Friends, he is really good at it.

He came up with a lot of bad ideas, and helped Xiqi win very quickly. He already had a certain right to speak in front of King Wu of Zhou, and Chi Ming also supported him, but Yang Jue couldn't bear to side with Jiang Ziya.

He cheated his fellow disciples who were not poisonous, but he was particularly disgusting. After those Jiejiao disciples were cheated to death, Zhenling immediately sued him, and even nicknamed Shen Rou the Jiejiao scum and Kunlun Mountain public nuisance.

Huang Zhu also said that he was afraid that Lu Ya's downhill would affect the unity of the three religions, but Shen Roubao was already doing this. He heard that Jiang Ziya had disagreements with him now, and felt that he was too much, so he sent his brothers on the road. Why do you keep using those disgusting methods of breaking laws?It doesn't work too fast!

Just because of this, how wronged Shi Ji was!It was said that she, the first one on the list of gods, didn't set the tone!It caused everyone to die more disgustingly!

And Shen Roubao was also particularly wronged. He just paid more attention to efficiency and practicality.Not to mention that he lived in Zhaoyao Mountain for so long and was deeply influenced by Master Huang Zhu...

Huang Zhu: Ah, ah, shut up, you bastards are slandering me and ruining my reputation again! !

Huang Zhu burst into tears, his image, his tall image of a gentle gentleman like a bamboo, will be ruined by Chi Ming and Shen Roubao, and let people continue to lie?

The author has something to say: Kong Xuan has three hobbies, looking in the mirror, combing his hair, and perming his hair. ╮(╯_╰)╭