Food King [Interstellar]

The escape pod going down the mountain is less laborious than going up the mountain, because there are bumps and bumps along the way, and I don’t know how many times I bumped into stones and trees. When I got to the bottom of the mountain, Jiang Tang saw that the escape pod, which was almost falling apart, was still able to move, and he couldn’t help but sigh with emotion. The producer is really conscientious.

Sitting on a pile of scrap metal, Luo Xun said to Jiang Tang, "Come on, let's find a place to camp."

Seeing his calm and breezy attitude, Jiang Tang seemed to be inviting himself to go camping, so he couldn't help asking Luo Xun, "Why don't we find a place to hide?"

Luo Xun raised his eyebrows: "Hiding? There's no need! Such a big planet, as long as we don't take the initiative to contact them, they probably won't be able to find us. Besides, if we hide, wouldn't this planet be handed over to the imperial government? ?”

Jiang Tang looked at Luo Xun, thinking what did he mean, a large number of people killed him, and if they were not allowed to occupy the ball, would they still be able to occupy the ball and become kings?Just the two of them, fighting with so many people with bare hands? "Then what do you want to do?"

Rosen said, "Let me think about it."

Jiang Tang: "..."

They were galloping on the endless grassland, and the wild wind whipped up blue waves one after another on the grassland, blowing on them, blowing away all the heat, sweat, anxiety and insecurity on their bodies.Facing the vast grassland, Jiang Tang was suddenly full of pride in his chest. He stood up, opened his arms, let go of his throat and shouted to the wilderness: "Oh-oh--" Then he laughed loudly, "It's so comfortable, Cool!" At this moment, all troubles and threats were thrown into the back of his mind, and he didn't care about the imperial government.

With a cool face, Luo Xun was speeding on the grassland while manipulating the steering stick. He only looked at his expression and didn't look at his car. He thought he was showing off in the coolest speeding car in the entire empire. However, under them were just A pile of broken copper and iron that is about to fall apart.

Jiang Tang couldn't get enough of it, so he stood on the seat, raised his arms and shouted, laughing wantonly, his laughter startled a group of animals that were grazing, they turned their heads and saw a big guy galloping towards them, It also made strange noises, and everyone was frightened. At first, only one ran, and then led the whole group to run. There were tens of thousands of them, which was simply magnificent.

Jiang Tang laughed loudly: "Haha, it's all meat, so much meat."

Luo Xun drove the boat, listened to Jiang Tang's words, smiled and shook his head.At this time the sun had already set in the west, and they went towards the setting sun, and their shadows were stretched long by the afterglow.Lawson drove the boat to a sparse forest not far from the river, and decided to camp here tonight.

Jiang Tang went to fetch water from the river, and saw the golden-red sunset reflected on the water surface, with thousands of golden scales, and the water and sky were the same color, magnificent as a beautiful brocade, which is simply too beautiful.Jiang Tang fell in love with this planet at this moment. He imagined that one day, he would build a white house here, and sit on the corridor every day to watch the magnificent sunset. There is nothing more leisurely in life than this.

The animals here are not afraid of people. After their car stopped, the animals gradually stopped running wildly, stopped and looked back at them, and when they could not catch up with them, they lowered their heads and ate grass leisurely again.

Jiang Tang asked Luo Xun: "If the imperial government occupies this planet, what will they use it for?"

Rosen said: "This planet is too remote, it should still be used as an agricultural planet or a military base."

"Then we won't be able to come if we want?" Jiang Tang asked.

"If it is occupied by the empire, the result must be like this."

Jiang Tang frowned: "This universe was not created by the empire. It is said that the back garden of his house has become a back garden. It is really barbaric. Human technology has evolved to this level, why is it so far away from civilization? .”

That night they took turns keeping watch and spent the night in the woods.Early the next morning, Luo Xun went out after breakfast: "I'll go to the other side of the mountain."

"What are you doing there? Do you want me to go with you?" Jiang Tang asked.

Luo Xun thought for a while: "It's still not necessary. I'm just going to pick some rosemary."

When Jiang Tang heard that he was going to pick the fragrant fruit, he told him: "Be careful, don't get knocked down again."

There was a bit of embarrassment on Luo Xun's face: "I know."

Jiang Tang was bored by himself, so he went to observe the animals on the grassland. The large group of herbivores were somewhat similar to the sheep on the earth, with horns and hooves. Their temperament seemed docile, but in fact they were easily irritable.Jiang Tang hugged a cub for fun, and was chased by a large group of adult animals, almost killing him, and finally managed to escape by climbing a tree.Jiang Tang remembered that he had nothing to do with business, so he mineralized the salt he brought, and started cooking salt alone, and when he was busy, he went fishing again to make lunch.

Luo Xun came back around lunch time, brought back a cartful of rosemary fruits, and handed Jiang Tang a bag made of parachute cloth, telling him: "Be careful, don't let them go."

Jiang Tang was holding the bag, and there was something moving inside. It was obviously a living thing, and there seemed to be more than one. He couldn't help being very curious: "What is it? Can I take a look?"

Rosen said, "I advise you not to be curious."

Looking at Luo Xun's face, Jiang Tang became more curious: "What the hell is it?"

"Don't peek." Luo Xun reiterated again, "Is the meal ready?"

Although Jiang Tang was extremely curious, he still didn't open it to take a look. After all, he wasn't real.But Marshmallow couldn't help its own curiosity. It couldn't help touching the things inside with its paws through the bag. Once touched, the things inside started to scramble. It thought it was fun, so it continued to fiddle with it.

Jiang Tang made half a steamed fish and put it in the cotton candy bowl: "Marshmallow, dinner is ready." Normally, when he called out "dinner is ready", no matter where the cotton candy was, it would be there within one minute. The bowl, but he didn't come back after 1 minutes today, so Jiang Tang had to call out twice, but he still didn't come out.

Jiang Tang stood up and looked for Marshmallow: "It's really strange, I saw it just now, where did it go?"

Luo Xun suddenly remembered something: "Go and see the bag I gave you, is it there?"

Jiang Tang walked over to take a look, and found that the marshmallow was lying on the grass next to the bag, and Jiang Tang walked over: "Marshmallow, it's time to eat."

The marshmallow was lying motionless, Jiang Tang walked over, lifted it up and saw that its belly was moving up and down, obviously falling asleep: "What do you sleep in during the day?" Then suddenly remembered something, "Roson, what are you catching? The animal that stunned you yesterday?"

Luo Xun showed a very bright smile and nodded: "Yes. Did Marshmallow get tricked too?"

Jiang Tang looked at the other party speechlessly: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

"I told you not to look at it. Cotton Candy didn't listen, it's your own fault." Luo Xun said innocently.

Jiang Tang scratched Marshmallow's chin and poked Marshmallow's stomach, but Marshmallow didn't respond at all.He wanted to throw it into the water to wake it up, but was stopped by Luo Xun: "No, let me do an experiment to see how long it takes for it to wake up."

Jiang Tang looked at Luo Xun: "What do you want? It hasn't eaten yet."

Luo Xun smiled: "If you don't eat a meal, you won't be hungry. I am useful, really."

Jiang Tang glanced at him, then put the marshmallow beside its bowl, and sat down to eat. "The farts of those things are so powerful, why did you catch them, are you afraid of being fainted again?"

Luo Xun stopped his chopsticks: "It's time to eat, don't say that word."

Jiang Tang rolled his eyes and looked at the sky, as if what he said was not true.

After eating, Luo Xun cut a rosemary fruit, Jiang Tang thought they had eaten it, but Luo Xun unfastened the mouth of the bag, put the rosemary fruit inside, and quickly tied the bag again.Jiang Tang looked at his actions, did he plan to raise him?Typical tiger breeding.If the two of them were accidentally lost, and a carnivorous beast came and tore them apart, it would be self-inflicted.

Marshmallow didn't wake up until after dark, when Jiang Tang had finished his dinner.It was so hungry that it gnawed on the steamed fish that had already cooled down, and looked up at Jiang Tang to ask him if it was finished.Jiang Tang had no choice but to give it another roasted animal leg.Lawson continued to feed the unknown animal.

The next day, Luo Xun went over the mountain again to catch that kind of animal. Including the ones he caught before, he caught a total of five animals.Jiang Tang seemed to have guessed his thoughts a little bit, probably to use this kind of thing to deal with the empire's spaceship.Jiang Tang thought about it, how many people will be on a spaceship, can they handle it with just the two of them?

On the third day, Rosen used the escape pod to send out a distress call.Jiang Tang looked at Luo Xun puzzled: "Aren't we going to sneak attack? Why did we take the initiative to reveal our whereabouts to the other party?"

Luo Xun smiled: "We don't take the initiative to expose, such a big planet, where can we find them?"

"But we are all fugitives. They should be able to recognize us as soon as they see us." Jiang Tang looked at the tattered prison clothes on himself and Luo Xun. Although they were very tattered, they could recognize the gray blue The colored clothes are prison uniforms.

Rosen said: "Of course we can't be discovered by them. Don't worry, I will play by ear and won't put you in danger. Listen to me when the time comes."

Jiang Tang was somewhat skeptical about Luo Xun. For the past two days, Luo Xun had been experimenting with ways to make those animals fart.Jiang Tang called this purplish-red fur thing Mishu, and it would fart to protect itself after being frightened.Lawson caught a few herbivorous animals for experiments, covered his mouth and nose, and poked the caught mites with a stick to see how much fart it could fart and how many animals it could stun at one time.

Jiang Tang kept a distance, watching Luo Xun doing such seemingly mischievous things, thinking that he would stun their enemies with the farts of these things, he really wanted to laugh, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a child's play Home, but Luo Xun was doing experiments seriously and kept records.Jiang Tang expressed some doubts about their pre-emptive attack, but he has been forced to this point, and there is no other way.Now that the people of the empire have discovered this planet, they will definitely send people to guard it here. Luosun’s friend came late, and as soon as he gets close, he will definitely be spotted by the empire’s spaceship. When the time comes to fight, if you are lucky, you can win, and again. , both losers, if they lose, then don't even think about leaving.So it's better for them to give it a try. If they succeed, it will be the most praiseworthy thing in their life.

Two hours after Luo Xun sent out the distress signal, he received a response. This time, the response was not from Luo Xun's own people, but from the Empire's spaceship.Their current advantage is that the people in the empire don't know that the people calling for help are two fugitives who narrowly escaped death.So they can use the opportunity of being rescued to sneak into the spaceship, and then take the opportunity to make trouble.

After receiving the response signal, Luo Xun called Jiang Tang this time, and the two of them went to the vanilla bushes to catch more than a dozen more mice, and dismantled their hammocks to make bags for the mice.On the fourth day, Luo Xun sent another distress signal. This time, he received an echo in less than 10 minutes, which showed that the empire's spaceship was approaching the planet.

In the evening, the signal light on the escape pod came on, and Luo Xun connected it. It turned out that the other party had already arrived above the planet and was confirming the exact location with them.Luo Xun replied to the message without hesitation, and then said to Jiang Tang: "They are here, we have to prepare, don't be afraid, I'm here."

Jiang Tang took a deep breath, and looked up at half of the sky dyed red by the bright red sunset. In such a beautiful evening, a life-and-death battle was about to take place, and he couldn't help but be excited. "Will someone die?" Unless it was a last resort, Jiang Tang didn't want his hands to be stained with blood.

"I tried to be as bloodless as possible," Rosen said.