Food King [Interstellar]

Li Ang has been a little annoyed recently. Jiang Tang and Luo Xun are going to travel to Earth, and he will definitely follow. The relationship between them didn't reach that level at all.In the end, he gritted his teeth and decided to go with Jiang Tang, after all, he didn't leave forever.

Jiang Tang has been looking forward to this trip for a long time. Not to mention that he hasn't been back for more than 2000 years. According to his memory, he hasn't been back for more than ten years. He doesn't know what the earth has become now.For this trip, he made a lot of preparations, not only psychologically, but also materially.He seldom searched for information about the earth, because he knew that the earth was completely different from what he remembered, and he didn't want to understand her current situation through the eyes of others. He wanted to see it himself. This time, when he went back, he felt a little bit of a nostalgic melancholy.

Ou Shangnong also planned to go with Jiang Tang, they finally got to know each other, and they always get together less and leave more. It is a pity that their son got married before enjoying the family happiness.For his son's wedding, he stopped working for a year, and now he happens to travel with his son, so as to cultivate his relationship.

Two days before departure, Li Ang brought steamed dumplings from Jiang Tang's house to Drizzt: "I'm going on a trip."

Drizzt was happily eating one dumpling after another, when he heard this, he stopped, his cheeks were bulging, his mouth was full of oil, and his eyes were rounded and he asked, "Going with Mr. Jiang?"

Li Ang nodded: "Yeah."

Drizzt said "Oh": "Where are you going? How long will you be back?"

Li Ang couldn't help being a little happy when Drizzt asked this question, he still cared about himself: "I don't know, maybe half a year, maybe a year."

Drizzt frowned, his face full of displeasure.Li Ang peeked at his face, feeling a little bit reluctant and proud, if Drizzt asked him to stay and not go, he might think about it, but Drizzt said regretfully: "It will take a long time to eat." I can’t find what Teacher Jiang made.”

Li Ang: "..."

On the day of departure, Li Ang went to the opposite side to say goodbye, but no one responded after knocking on the door for a long time. He went downstairs with some regrets, and he couldn't say goodbye to Drizzt face to face.

It was a sunny day. Jiang Tang and Luo Xun bid farewell to the friends who came to see them off, boarded the Shadow, and set off together with Oshannon's spaceship. They were also a group of experienced interstellar travelers, basically It also lives on a boat.

Jiang Tang was a little excited. He was making a real trip this time, and his destination was the earth, but he was not limited to only going to the earth. He might land on some interesting planets to explore on the way.Jiang Tang was very much looking forward to it. He had never ventured before, but Luo Xun had done so. He had a lot of experience. Some of the crew members on board were still old crew members from the Shadow, but the few familiar backbones were missing.The boat is still the same, and the business is still thriving, but the people who tried to cultivate these fruits and vegetables are not here. Jiang Tang still misses the days when Daniel and Wendi were both there. There will be no such opportunities in the future, everyone. Go Busy business.

Luo Xun stretched out his hand and hugged Jiang Tang's shoulder: "Don't worry, there will be no problem."

Jiang Tang couldn't help laughing when he heard this reassuring voice, that's right, the most important person is not absent, that's enough.

Li Ang got off the small spaceship with his luggage, but before he could stand still, someone snatched his bag: "Hey, I'll help you."

The voice sounded familiar, and Li Ang looked up in disbelief, and Drizzt looked at him playfully: "Why, don't you know me?"

Li Ang looked at the other party, couldn't believe his eyes, and stammered: "Cui, Drizzt, you, why are you here?"

Drizzt said foolishly: "Why, I can't be here? I came in after a strict examination, and we will be colleagues in the future, please take care of me." After finishing speaking, he reached out his hand to shake hands with Li Ang.

Li Ang still couldn't believe it, how could it be such a coincidence that Drizzt was on the Shadow, did he come here just for himself?As a result, Drizzt said: "Hey, that's great, I will be able to eat the meals made by Mr. Jiang every day from now on."

Li Ang opened his mouth, half of the excitement just now disappeared, he is really a typical foodie, do you want to learn cooking from Jiang Tang, maybe someday someone will worship him like Jiang Tang.

It was Luo Xun and Jiang Tang who interviewed Drizzt, and it might be difficult for the old crew members to get him to come to the Shadow. After all, Alan was standing in front of them alive again, although this Alan didn't know them at all, And the names have been changed.Luo Xun agreed to let him come, on the one hand, because of Li Ang, and on the other hand, because of the lack of manpower, Drizzt is a mechanical hand, who can almost replace Fitch's position.

Before departure, Oshannon also boarded the Shadow.He was picky about the Shadow: "The ship is too small, the things are too old, it should be changed a long time ago, and many people can't settle down."

Jiang Tang smiled and said, "Dad, the Shadow is still the same as before, didn't you think it was pretty good before?"

Oshannon glanced at Luo Xun: "I used to think it was good because the sparrow is small and has all the internal organs. Looking at it now, I feel that it is too cramped. You can definitely get a bigger boat and arrange it like this, and it will still be cozy. Comfortable. You will spend most of your time on the boat in the future, which is equivalent to your home. Do you think it should be more spacious? Rosen, am I right?"

Luo Xun nodded seriously: "What my father said is very true. When I return from the earth, I will change to a spaceship." As a means of transportation, this ship is enough, but as his and Jiang Tang's home, it is indeed small, at least The two of them had to have a large, undisturbed separate space, not just one room.

Ou Shangnong nodded in satisfaction: "That's right, I'll change it later, if the money is not enough, I will pay!"

Luo Xun quickly said: "No, no, my lord, we have money ourselves."

Jiang Tang laughed: "Yes, Dad, what I have now is money, and I don't need that." The programs and teaching videos he recorded have sold extremely high copyright fees, and there are advertising dividends every year, which is not short of money at all.Luo Xun's Revolutionary Army also had property before. Now that the revolution has succeeded, the Revolutionary Army naturally does not need them to support it. It is supported by the government, and the money can be used freely. It is trivial to buy a few spaceships, and with his current military rank, The federal government should also equip him with a ship he wants for free.

"If you don't lack money, buy it yourself. If you earn money, you can spend it. Don't save." Ou Shangnong said, "It's better to get a big boat and a small garden in it. Jiang Tang can use it to grow vegetables and flowers. , it can also be used as a place for walking and resting, don’t you think?”

Lawson is as good as others: "Dad is right."

Ou Shannon was very satisfied with Luo Xun's attitude, which made him realize the majesty of being an elder.He just lived on the Shadow, with Jiang Tang making delicious food for him every day, and Luo Xun drinking tea and chatting with him.

Luo Xun opened the map of the Milky Way, and studied the itinerary with Jiang Tang. It will take at least three months to sail directly from Angus to Earth. Although they have prepared enough supplies, there are too many uncertainties. In case the supplies are not enough, The return trip will be a bit of a hassle.So they decided to take the curve, passing San Sith, the home of Marshmallow, to resupply there, and then on to Earth.By the way, find a female companion for Marshmallow and Toby, but I don't know how many bean rats there are.

Rosen said: "I don't think Marshmallow needs a girlfriend at all. It already has two boyfriends."

Jiang Tang looked at him speechlessly: "Nonsense."

Luo Xun smiled: "You will know after careful observation."

Jiang Tang looked at the pet cage suspiciously. There are many homosexual behaviors among animals. Even if Cotton Candy and Toby have been in love for a long time, they are of different races than Purple Sweet Potato. Can they still fall in love across races? ?If that's true, Cotton Candy is a scumbag with two legs.

But it's not impossible if you think about it carefully.When he was in Angus, Jiang Tang tried to find a female companion for Zishu, but Zishu ignored her and bit her to the point of bleeding.He hurriedly sent the female Mistake away, thinking that Purple Potato looked down on this Mistle, so he sent it to the group of Mistakes and let it pick by itself. As a result, Purple Potato reacted very abnormally, and it didn't even have limbs. Instead of walking on the ground, it walks upright in a maverick way, as if thinking of itself as a bean mouse, not a mickey mouse.

Love may really cross races.Jiang Tang was very curious about how Marshmallow got along with Toby and Purple Potato, wouldn't those two be jealous?When Marshmallow sees the female Bean Mouse, will she continue to hook up?

After being told by Luo Xun, Jiang Tang really paid attention to the way these three get along with each other.It’s quite interesting at first glance, in fact, it’s a relationship of you love me and I love him. Toby is devoted to marshmallows. Marshmallows like purple sweet potatoes, and purple sweet potatoes also like marshmallows, but marshmallows occasionally give Toby a little rain, dew, and sunshine. , and Purple Potato and Toby are basically ignoring each other. This is really like the ancient polygamy, where the big and small wives compete with each other and are jealous of each other.

Jiang Tang felt sorry for Toby, because Marshmallow was too scumbag, so he planned to find another companion for Toby, so that someone would love him, and he wouldn't have to keep fighting for favor.Luo Xun said: "Don't think that it is happy to find a companion for Little Fatty. Maybe he likes cotton candy." Little Fatty refers to Toby. Marshmallow fat.

Jiang Tang said: "I'm not going to arrange it either, the opportunity is equal, find a partner for everyone."

Luo Xun showed him the entry of the bean mouse: "The bean mouse is not monogamous. Females live in groups, and males live alone. They are very territorial. Marshmallow and Toby get along so well, which shows that they have feelings. Yes, don't interfere in other people's private affairs lightly."

Jiang Tangxin said that by forcibly putting them together, he was already interfering in their private affairs. The way they are now is purely lonely, and it is probably just a class friendship.When he saw Marshmallow lying on the back of Purple Potato and shaking like a convulsion, Jiang Tang stopped talking.When Marshmallow pressed the purple sweet potato to convulse, Toby ate in silence, showing no expression.The next day, Luo Xun asked Jiang Tang to see Marshmallow. Toby chased it all over the room. Toby insisted on crushing Marshmallow. Finally, when Marshmallow turned around, it crushed the little fat man. Then he repeated the action he did with Purple Potato the day before, and Toby was still screaming coquettishly.

Jiang Tang opened his mouth wide: "Is it calling the bed?"

Rosen laughed until his shoulders shook.From then on, Jiang Tang couldn't look directly at Little Fatty Toby.

Another unusual thing happened on the Shadow, Li Ang actually wanted to learn how to cook from Jiang Tang.When Jiang Tang is cooking, you are free to visit, as long as you are not afraid of oily smoke.Drizzt has a strong interest in cooking, and when Jiang Tang was cooking, he was learning from the sidelines.But this guy is very interesting, his culinary skills don't seem to be illuminated, no matter how hard he studies, he always cooks poorly.Jiang Tang asked him to try it many times, but it still didn't taste good. In the end, Jiang Tang had to tell him tactfully that he just needed to eat, and he didn't need to do it, because if he kept trying like this, he was worried that there would be a shortage of food.

Drizzt could only bid farewell to the kitchen with regret.Seeing that he was depressed, Li Ang went to comfort him.Drizzt said that he regretted coming to the Shadow, and he planned to learn all the skills to go back, but now it seems that he can't learn it, and he was tricked by Jiang Tang, how can he bear the food he made in the future, he will definitely starve to death up.

This is why Li Ang wants to learn how to cook from Jiang Tang. He has never seen a pig run away, but he has eaten countless pork. He has seen Jiang Tang cook for several years, so it should not be difficult to learn.The fact is indeed the case, Li Ang's talent in cooking is much better than that of Drizzt, and the first meal seems to be decent.Jiang Tang was overjoyed. Such a talented person is willing to learn how to cook, which is really gratifying.Drizzt is simply envious and jealous of Li Ang, people are often like this, things that you can't do with a lot of hard work, others can do it easily, talent is something you don't want to admit.Drizzt quickly figured it out, and he would rely on Li Ang to be his full-time chef, and Li Ang didn't seem to object.

The Shadow is very small, and it can be found even if there is a slight disturbance, not to mention the two people have a close relationship.Li Ang learned to cook for Drizzt, and Jiang Tang soon found out, he thought to himself, could it be that Li Ang is in a relationship?After listening to his guess, Luo Xun laughed so hard that his mouth split open: "That's purely a child's friendship."

Jiang Tang squinted at him: "Who said children can't fall in love? It's natural to like and be liked by others. Kindergarten children have already begun to fall in love."

"Isn't that just a joke, you take it seriously!" Luo Xun disagreed.

Jiang Tang said: "Leon and Drizzt are definitely more mature than you think."

"Okay, even if they are in a relationship, we just need to bless them. Is it possible that you still want to teach them how to fall in love? Okay, go to bed, don't think too much." Luo Xun raised his hand and held Jiang Tang Pressed on the bed.

This matter has not yet been settled, and their ship has already reached San Sith.Saint Sith is a planet with significant differences in geographical environment. The land terrain is mainly divided into plains and plateaus. Bean rats are one of the most numerous species on the plateau. They live in caves, eat a lot, and have a low reproductive rate.Humans believed that they were too much of a threat to crops, so they carried out mouse hunting campaigns, trapping and killing them in large numbers, and captured them alive and sold them as pets to rich people. The number of surviving wild bean mice was very small, so they were hunted and killed every year. once to prevent their numbers from flooding.For their own benefit, human beings are often cruel to all alien things, let alone animals.

When Jiang Tang and the others arrived, Saint Sith was preparing for the annual bean mouse hunting event.The arrival of Jiang Tang and Luo Xun has aroused the keen attention of the people of Saint Sith. They know Jiang Tang's deeds very well, and they also know that Jiang Tang brought their freedom, so they are very friendly to him.

Jiang Tang originally planned to find two companions for Marshmallow and Toby before leaving after supplies, but this hunting activity made him change his plan. Bean rats are the original owners of this planet, but humans have forced them to lose their foothold. Land, this is a real dove occupying a magpie's nest.Human beings are not nobler than any species, he has to do something for these little creatures.

Jiang Tang discussed with Luo Xun and Ou Shangnong to establish a nature reserve for bean rats in San Sis.They were all willing to accompany him and the Saint Sith government to discuss this matter. With three of their powerful and idol figures involved, the San Sith government was of course very willing to promote this matter and immediately stopped the hunting activities.

Jiang Tang knew that the living environment of the bean rats had been sold, and it would cost the government to take back the land from the growers, so he offered to donate a sum of money to support the nature reserve.Oshannon also agreed to make a donation.When Luo Xun wanted to donate money, Jiang Tang stopped him: "What's mine is yours. We're a family now, so just give out one copy."

Luo Xun laughed: "Then mine is also yours, listen to you."

Jiang Tang also performed with Marshmallow, Toby, and Zishu. Zishu also made a guest appearance and filmed a series of promotional videos for the Bean Mouse Nature Reserve for free, calling on all human beings to respect life and protect the environment.

Marshmallow, Toby and Purple Potato soon became the stars of the animal world, and the Marshmallow Support Club also established a foundation for animal protection, and all donations were used to save endangered animals in the galaxy.

Jiang Tang tried to recruit girlfriends for Marshmallow and Toby, but was not very successful. After several days of work, the two brothers failed to hook up with a female mouse.Local experts who study bean rats say that bean rats are actually a matrilineal clan society, and all males come to the door and are driven away after mating. It is not the mating season now, and it is normal for female rats to look down on male rats.

Jiang Tang touched his nose resentfully: "It seems that Marshmallow and Toby can only find gay friends, not girlfriends."

Rosen said: "There's nothing wrong with them now, let's go, don't worry about it."

So Marshmallow and Toby returned to their hometown alone, and left their hometown alone, saying that being single is not accurate, and they still have each other as companions.

It took two months to travel from Saint Sith to Earth, and on the way they landed on an uninhabited planet full of diamond mines.They first released the probe to detect the situation, understand the planetary temperature, gravity, air composition, etc., so that they can make a perfect countermeasure.

The temperature on this planet is very high, approaching 60c on the surface.A group of people put on high-temperature spacesuits and landed on the planet. Jiang Tang and Luo Xun held hands and ran amok on this planet whose gravity is less than one-fifth of the normal gravity (normal gravity is based on the gravity of the earth) Leap, run, be merry like a child.Jiang Tang picked up a piece of ore as a souvenir, took it back and opened it, and there was a diamond the size of a pigeon egg inside.Jiang Tang thought to himself, if this was placed on the previous earth, it would be a treasure. However, diamonds are worthless in this era, and there are too many such ores in the Milky Way.In the end, Drizzt took the diamond and cut it into three pieces to make a collar for Marshmallow, Toby and Purple Potato.

The closer he got to the earth, the more uneasy Jiang Tang felt.One day, the navigator came over and asked Lawson: "Captain, we are approaching the Innis cemetery, do you want to take a look?"

Luo Xun nodded: "Okay, go and have a look, pay attention to avoid the gravitational angle of the black hole."

The navigator nodded: "I know."

Jiang Tang looked at Luo Xun puzzled: "What is the Innis Cemetery?"

Luo Xun said: "It is near the Morse black hole. This place is a place where early human migration accidents often occurred. The Yinhe-235 spacecraft crashed here. The hero Jiang Tang with the same name as you took this spacecraft. Later generations Call it the Innis Graveyard."

Jiang Tang's scalp was numb, and he couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart. Is he going to the place where he crashed back then? Does this count as revisiting the old place? "Really? I really want to see it. But will it be dangerous?"

"Of course not. We don't enter the gravitational range of the black hole, let's take a look nearby." Rosen said.

Jiang Tang couldn't calm down. He didn't expect to come back here. If the ship hadn't been wrecked, where they would have gone, they certainly wouldn't have traveled through time and space. Now, naturally, they wouldn't be able to meet Luo Xun.His feelings about the black hole are very complicated. It killed him and gave him a new life. Perhaps, this is fate.

Jiang Tang looked at the black hole from a distance on the monitoring screen in the control room. It was much bigger than what he saw at first. It was pitch black and silent, and it was still swallowing everything in the universe endlessly. The place where he crashed, It is no longer possible to arrive. I don’t know if I can go back to the past if I pass through the black hole now?Of course, no one can prove it.

Facing the black hole, Jiang Tang poured three glasses of wine: "To everyone!" Especially his companions who have disappeared.He hoped that they, like himself, could wake up in a certain space and start a new life again.

After passing the Morse black hole, the earth is approaching. The solar system, which was once incomparably vast in the eyes of human beings, is now just an insignificant point in the universe, but this point is incomparably great. It gave birth to the most intelligent life in the galaxy—human beings.Today, this little point of the universe is dead, and is on the verge of disappearing from human memory.

After entering the solar system, the spacecraft stopped its transition and slowly approached the earth. Jiang Tang looked at the light on the screen. It was the sunlight he was most familiar with. It was still so warm and bright.Jiang Tang remembered that sentence, the sun is new every day, looking at the sun, his tears flowed down unconsciously.

Luo Xun inadvertently turned his head and saw Jiang Tang, who was streaming down his face. He couldn't help being surprised, and quickly took out his handkerchief to wipe his tears: "What's wrong? Why are you crying?"

Jiang Tang sniffed his nose and quickly wiped away his tears: "Ah? Did I cry? I'm sorry, I'm so excited. This is the sun? It's so beautiful!"

Luo Xun looked at him quietly. The Jiang Tang he knew would not be such a sentimental and fragile person, but he didn't get to the bottom of it. He didn't allow anyone to have a secret that couldn't be told.

The earth has finally arrived. Jiang Tang looked at his hometown with wide eyes, for fear of missing something. The earth is still the legendary blue-green planet. The blue is the ocean, and the green is the land. The yellow area on the land is smaller than when he left. A lot, probably over 2000 years of its self-healing effect.Jiang Tang asked eagerly: "Can we go down?"

Luo Xun said: "Not for the time being, let's put a detector to test it first, to see if it is suitable for human beings to go down."

"Is the earth going to be tested too?" Jiang Tang couldn't wait.

"Well, the pollution was too serious at the beginning, and there were many harmful substances, so we can't go down rashly." Luo Xun said.

Jiang Tang felt a little sad. When he returned to his hometown, he had to check whether it was safe.After waiting for a long time, from day to night, the detector returned, and the detection data came out. The air quality was up to standard, but the nuclear radiation still exceeded the standard, and the ozone layer was completely destroyed. It has not been repaired so far, and you have to wear protective clothing when you go down. Clothes.When the oil, coal, and water resources on the earth are exhausted, solar energy cannot supply the needs of all mankind, and people can only rely heavily on nuclear energy.Later, humans fled in a hurry, and the nuclear power plant did not have time to deal with it, leaving it to fend for itself. Now, more than 2000 years have passed, and the nuclear radiation has not dissipated.

Rosen said: "The American continent is already dark, we can only go to the Eurasian continent."

Jiang Tang was eager to go to the Eurasian continent: "Just go to the Eurasian continent, it is best to go to Asia."

"The Eurasian continent may have a higher risk factor, so be careful."

"why?"

Rosen said: "Because the environmental damage is more serious, the last refuge of human beings moved to the American continent."

Jiang Tang felt sad in his heart, but he was still full of expectations.They put on protective clothing and drove the small spaceship to the ground. The rising sun happened to rise from the east and shone on the Asian continent, shining golden, warm and bright.Their spaceship stopped at the edge of a dense green jungle. Jiang Tang got off the small spaceship and stepped on the long-lost ground. When he lifted his feet, he felt as light as a swallow. It is not the feeling of flying, but the lightness of down-to-earth, which is very comfortable.

Luo Xun also said with emotion: "Sure enough, the gravity of the earth is the most suitable for human beings."

Jiang Tang adjusted the map and showed his location: "Is this Shanghai?"

"I don't know."

Jiang Tang looked around, and when he got closer, he realized that the jungle he thought was actually all tall buildings covered with moss, the green on the ground was also moss and lichen, the number of shrubs and trees was very limited, and Jiang Tang He couldn't say that he could name them. They were all new plants, or mutated plants. He vaguely guessed that this was caused by nuclear radiation.

Oshannon followed up from behind and said: "This is the cradle of mankind. This house is really magnificent, and there is only such a tall building on the earth. It is amazing that ancient humans can build such a tall house."

Jiang Tang smiled: "Because there are too many people to live on the ground, we can only develop in the air." Unlike now, 100 billion people are distributed on more than [-] planets, and they can live no matter how they live.Walking through the tall buildings, he felt like walking in a primeval jungle. Who would have thought that this dead city used to be full of people.He wanted to take a look inside the building, and found that it was also full of unnamed plants.

Luo Xun stopped him: "Don't go in, this house has been built for thousands of years, it should have decayed long ago, if it collapses, there is nowhere to escape."

Jiang Tang had no choice but to walk around casually, pulled some plants, and dug a lump of mud. Anyway, he came back and fulfilled a wish: "Let's go."

Luo Xun asked him, "Would you like to look elsewhere?"

Jiang Tang nodded indifferently: "Anything is fine." The place where he used to live was Shanghai, but after he left, Shanghai also changed a lot. It is impossible to find the house he used to live in, and it is meaningless to look for it.

Rosen said: "Go back and discuss with the federal government, and send some experts over to deal with the nuclear radiation on the earth. Maybe in a few hundred years, the earth will be habitable again."

"Okay." Jiang Tang smiled. At that time, the earth should regain its vitality and become the home of mankind again.