God doesn't need to hang up
Chapter 27
Soon it was Cheng Haoyang's birthday, early in the morning Wang Chen bought breakfast with great interest, put it on the dining table, and a bowl of hot longevity noodles, waiting for the birthday man to appear.
At 07:30 in the morning, Cheng Haoyang washed up and came to the kitchen. Wang Chen casually handed out the wrapped gift, cleared his throat, and said, "Happy birthday!"
Cheng Haoyang was very surprised and said, "How do you know my birthday?"
"Is this important?" Wang Chen sat at the dining table and gnawed on the buns, moved the bowl of noodles, and said, "Let's eat some noodles, and it will last a whole year."
"Did you cook it yourself?" Cheng Haoyang picked up the chopsticks with satisfaction, with a more satisfied look on his face.
"Of course, but I don't have the ability to make a whole batch of noodles. It's just ordinary noodles."
"It's okay, I'm very happy." Cheng Haoyang took a mouthful and put it into his mouth carelessly. Even though Wang Chen had tried it before, he was still a little apprehensive, "How is it, is it okay?"
Cheng Haoyang showed a standard smile and praised: "It's delicious."
Wang Chen put his heart back in his stomach, and said with a smug face, "When it comes to cooking noodles, I'm at the master level."
"But I'm a little curious about what you will give me." Cheng Haoyang looked at the gift box with some expectation.
"I gave you a passport, deposit 100 million, how about it?" Wang Chen was very annoyed.
"Okay, if the balance is less than 100 million, I will pay it back with your salary."
Wang Chen handed the steamed stuffed bun to his mouth, and said inarticulately, "Whatever you want." It was as if he was the one who paid the salary.
After breakfast, the two arrived at the company together.
Ou Yunjin carried the oven on his back early in the morning and put it next to his desk. Huang Yixin looked at the oven box that was so simple that even a layer of wrapping paper was stingy for decoration, and said, "Why don't you even use a layer of wrapping paper?" .”
Ou Yunjin was very frank, "I don't know how to do it."
"Hey, men are just unreliable, let me do it."
Ou Yunjin didn't care, and said, "You can do it."
So Huang Yixin and Li Yuxin sneaked out of the company at noon, tossed a bunch of wrapping paper, and edited it wantonly, and several gay men watching were sweating profusely.
When he got off work, Wang Chen was not surprised to see Cheng Haoyang carrying an oven into the trunk, and asked, "Why did you remove the wrapping paper?"
"Huh? Do you have any paper?"
The present was given by Ou Yunjin. Wang Chen thought that he was the only one who had time to commit the crime, so he couldn't help wondering, "Why did he tear off the wrapping paper?"
Cheng Haoyang smiled appreciatively, "Wrapped with a layer of paper, but there is no silver 300 taels here. He sent it to my office in such a grandiose manner. When others saw it, they would only think that I entrusted him to buy it."
"Wow." Wang Chen admired, this office is really dangerous, there are dangers everywhere.
"But I'm surprised that they will give such a normal gift this year." After Cheng Haoyang finished speaking, he gave Wang Chen a meaningful look. Wang Chen smiled hastily, "What did they give you in previous years?"
"Well, I sent dolls made in their image."
Wang Chen: "..." It's really scary.
"There is also Li Yi's autographed photo."
Wang Chen: "..." Can it drive away ghosts?
"Wang Feng's leather pants."
Wang Chen: "..." Will it make headlines if I wear it?
"According to Ou Yunjin, once they thought about whether they should place candles under the company and give me a beautiful dream pursued by a beautiful woman..."
Wang Chen: "..." moved China's top ten good employees.
"So, this year is really thanks to you!" Cheng Haoyang's tone was full of gratitude.
"You're welcome, it's easy to do." Wang Chen said.
Back home, Cheng Haoyang cooked and ate as usual, Wang Chen couldn't help wondering, "Is this how your birthday is?"
Cheng Haoyang shrugged, "Is it strange?"
"It's too peaceful, you are so miserable that you don't even have any friends for your birthday?"
"Huh? How are they going to celebrate my birthday?"
"Let's at least go out for dinner."
Cheng Haoyang couldn't help feeling a little lonely when he heard the words, and said slowly: "I've been doing this for 30 years, it's quite normal."
Wang Chen was a little embarrassed when he heard the words, and said, "I thought you would have arrangements tonight, you would go out to eat, and you didn't even buy a cake."
Cheng Haoyang smiled, "You want to celebrate my birthday?"
Wang Chen looked at the pitch-black night outside, and was a little confused, "Why don't I go buy a cake now? The cake shop is not closed yet."
"But the custom-made birthday cake is definitely gone. When I was a child, when I watched other people's birthdays, their parents would always grant them a wish. I was very envious at that time."
Wang Chen scratched his face and said, "How about this? I'll give you another birthday wish. I'll do whatever you want me to do!"
Cheng Haoyang thought for a while, and said, "Don't eat instant noodles for a whole year?"
Wang Chen froze immediately, and then the expression on his face was about to cry, "Do you really want to be so cruel?"
Cheng Haoyang couldn't help but wonder, is this guy addicted to instant noodles?Can't help but compromise, "Okay, I'll change."
Wang Chen held his breath and looked at Cheng Haoyang nervously. Cheng Haoyang laughed and said, "I hope I can spend my birthday with you next year. Is that okay?"
"Your wish is too wasteful, unless you rob my girlfriend..." Well, it seems that robbing his girlfriend also helped him celebrate his birthday.
"Eat instant noodles or celebrate birthday, you choose one."
"Do I still have to choose..."
The two finally reached a consensus and finished this ordinary and extraordinary meal calmly.
When putting down the bowls and chopsticks, Cheng Haoyang casually said to Wang Chen: "Wang Chen, in fact, you still have a chance to celebrate my birthday."
The rule in this family is that the cooks don't wash the dishes. Wang Chen was cleaning up the dishes. Hearing this, he didn't come to his senses: "Huh?"
Cheng Haoyang said cautiously: "I usually celebrate my birthday on the lunar calendar, on the tenth day of the first month. Because I have a holiday on the lunar calendar, Ou Yunjin and the others choose to send my birthday on the solar calendar. Other friends usually congratulate me on the lunar calendar."
Wang Chen couldn't make up his mind, and asked blankly, "So you just deceived my pure sympathy?"
Without waiting for Cheng Haoyang to explain, Wang Chen put down the bowls and chopsticks as if he had been spat out, and said, "You lied to me, you wash the dishes!" After finishing speaking, he slipped away without looking back.
Cheng Haoyang looked at Wang Chen's leaving back with a funny face, well, since there were a lot of surprises received today, let's take it as a reward, Cheng Haoyang still accepted the task of washing dishes with satisfaction.
Wang Chen slipped out of the living room and looked behind cautiously. Cheng Haoyang didn't come out to arrest him, so his account was successful?Wang Chen was a little unbelievable.
As far as Cheng Haoyang is concerned, he is definitely a capitalist who is only short of a high promotion if he cultivates the Dao. It is basically a fool's errand to try to take advantage of him. He did not expect that Wang Chen would let him pass him by so successfully today.
Wang Chen was a little flustered, it seemed that he was smarter than Cheng Haoyang, hahahahahahaha.
"Are you crazy?" Suddenly a voice came from the kitchen, Wang Chen quickly regained his senses, cough, his smile was too exaggerated.
At 07:30 in the morning, Cheng Haoyang washed up and came to the kitchen. Wang Chen casually handed out the wrapped gift, cleared his throat, and said, "Happy birthday!"
Cheng Haoyang was very surprised and said, "How do you know my birthday?"
"Is this important?" Wang Chen sat at the dining table and gnawed on the buns, moved the bowl of noodles, and said, "Let's eat some noodles, and it will last a whole year."
"Did you cook it yourself?" Cheng Haoyang picked up the chopsticks with satisfaction, with a more satisfied look on his face.
"Of course, but I don't have the ability to make a whole batch of noodles. It's just ordinary noodles."
"It's okay, I'm very happy." Cheng Haoyang took a mouthful and put it into his mouth carelessly. Even though Wang Chen had tried it before, he was still a little apprehensive, "How is it, is it okay?"
Cheng Haoyang showed a standard smile and praised: "It's delicious."
Wang Chen put his heart back in his stomach, and said with a smug face, "When it comes to cooking noodles, I'm at the master level."
"But I'm a little curious about what you will give me." Cheng Haoyang looked at the gift box with some expectation.
"I gave you a passport, deposit 100 million, how about it?" Wang Chen was very annoyed.
"Okay, if the balance is less than 100 million, I will pay it back with your salary."
Wang Chen handed the steamed stuffed bun to his mouth, and said inarticulately, "Whatever you want." It was as if he was the one who paid the salary.
After breakfast, the two arrived at the company together.
Ou Yunjin carried the oven on his back early in the morning and put it next to his desk. Huang Yixin looked at the oven box that was so simple that even a layer of wrapping paper was stingy for decoration, and said, "Why don't you even use a layer of wrapping paper?" .”
Ou Yunjin was very frank, "I don't know how to do it."
"Hey, men are just unreliable, let me do it."
Ou Yunjin didn't care, and said, "You can do it."
So Huang Yixin and Li Yuxin sneaked out of the company at noon, tossed a bunch of wrapping paper, and edited it wantonly, and several gay men watching were sweating profusely.
When he got off work, Wang Chen was not surprised to see Cheng Haoyang carrying an oven into the trunk, and asked, "Why did you remove the wrapping paper?"
"Huh? Do you have any paper?"
The present was given by Ou Yunjin. Wang Chen thought that he was the only one who had time to commit the crime, so he couldn't help wondering, "Why did he tear off the wrapping paper?"
Cheng Haoyang smiled appreciatively, "Wrapped with a layer of paper, but there is no silver 300 taels here. He sent it to my office in such a grandiose manner. When others saw it, they would only think that I entrusted him to buy it."
"Wow." Wang Chen admired, this office is really dangerous, there are dangers everywhere.
"But I'm surprised that they will give such a normal gift this year." After Cheng Haoyang finished speaking, he gave Wang Chen a meaningful look. Wang Chen smiled hastily, "What did they give you in previous years?"
"Well, I sent dolls made in their image."
Wang Chen: "..." It's really scary.
"There is also Li Yi's autographed photo."
Wang Chen: "..." Can it drive away ghosts?
"Wang Feng's leather pants."
Wang Chen: "..." Will it make headlines if I wear it?
"According to Ou Yunjin, once they thought about whether they should place candles under the company and give me a beautiful dream pursued by a beautiful woman..."
Wang Chen: "..." moved China's top ten good employees.
"So, this year is really thanks to you!" Cheng Haoyang's tone was full of gratitude.
"You're welcome, it's easy to do." Wang Chen said.
Back home, Cheng Haoyang cooked and ate as usual, Wang Chen couldn't help wondering, "Is this how your birthday is?"
Cheng Haoyang shrugged, "Is it strange?"
"It's too peaceful, you are so miserable that you don't even have any friends for your birthday?"
"Huh? How are they going to celebrate my birthday?"
"Let's at least go out for dinner."
Cheng Haoyang couldn't help feeling a little lonely when he heard the words, and said slowly: "I've been doing this for 30 years, it's quite normal."
Wang Chen was a little embarrassed when he heard the words, and said, "I thought you would have arrangements tonight, you would go out to eat, and you didn't even buy a cake."
Cheng Haoyang smiled, "You want to celebrate my birthday?"
Wang Chen looked at the pitch-black night outside, and was a little confused, "Why don't I go buy a cake now? The cake shop is not closed yet."
"But the custom-made birthday cake is definitely gone. When I was a child, when I watched other people's birthdays, their parents would always grant them a wish. I was very envious at that time."
Wang Chen scratched his face and said, "How about this? I'll give you another birthday wish. I'll do whatever you want me to do!"
Cheng Haoyang thought for a while, and said, "Don't eat instant noodles for a whole year?"
Wang Chen froze immediately, and then the expression on his face was about to cry, "Do you really want to be so cruel?"
Cheng Haoyang couldn't help but wonder, is this guy addicted to instant noodles?Can't help but compromise, "Okay, I'll change."
Wang Chen held his breath and looked at Cheng Haoyang nervously. Cheng Haoyang laughed and said, "I hope I can spend my birthday with you next year. Is that okay?"
"Your wish is too wasteful, unless you rob my girlfriend..." Well, it seems that robbing his girlfriend also helped him celebrate his birthday.
"Eat instant noodles or celebrate birthday, you choose one."
"Do I still have to choose..."
The two finally reached a consensus and finished this ordinary and extraordinary meal calmly.
When putting down the bowls and chopsticks, Cheng Haoyang casually said to Wang Chen: "Wang Chen, in fact, you still have a chance to celebrate my birthday."
The rule in this family is that the cooks don't wash the dishes. Wang Chen was cleaning up the dishes. Hearing this, he didn't come to his senses: "Huh?"
Cheng Haoyang said cautiously: "I usually celebrate my birthday on the lunar calendar, on the tenth day of the first month. Because I have a holiday on the lunar calendar, Ou Yunjin and the others choose to send my birthday on the solar calendar. Other friends usually congratulate me on the lunar calendar."
Wang Chen couldn't make up his mind, and asked blankly, "So you just deceived my pure sympathy?"
Without waiting for Cheng Haoyang to explain, Wang Chen put down the bowls and chopsticks as if he had been spat out, and said, "You lied to me, you wash the dishes!" After finishing speaking, he slipped away without looking back.
Cheng Haoyang looked at Wang Chen's leaving back with a funny face, well, since there were a lot of surprises received today, let's take it as a reward, Cheng Haoyang still accepted the task of washing dishes with satisfaction.
Wang Chen slipped out of the living room and looked behind cautiously. Cheng Haoyang didn't come out to arrest him, so his account was successful?Wang Chen was a little unbelievable.
As far as Cheng Haoyang is concerned, he is definitely a capitalist who is only short of a high promotion if he cultivates the Dao. It is basically a fool's errand to try to take advantage of him. He did not expect that Wang Chen would let him pass him by so successfully today.
Wang Chen was a little flustered, it seemed that he was smarter than Cheng Haoyang, hahahahahahaha.
"Are you crazy?" Suddenly a voice came from the kitchen, Wang Chen quickly regained his senses, cough, his smile was too exaggerated.
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