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Chapter 32 32. Mess
Seven or eight palace maids rushed forward, Meng Chuji stared round, and shouted while hiding:
"Hi! I'm your sister-in-law."
Three or four palace maids dragged her out by the corners of the quilt. Meng Chuji tried his best to tug-of-war with them. Before the winner was decided, another two palace maids rushed up to drag him.
Seeing something bad, Meng Chuji let go of the quilt with both hands, and the palace maid who was tug-of-war with him "Ouch" fell to the ground like a green onion. Meng Chuji took advantage of the situation and ran under the bed. The servant girl finally had a chance to do something, and blocked his way by rushing forward. Fortunately, Meng Chuji was quick with his hands and feet, and got off the bed with one turn.
"You still run."
Seeing the momentum, Gillian stepped forward.
Meng Chuji paused for a moment, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the maidservants beside him getting up from the ground. He hurriedly pressed her shoulders, pushed her to the side, avoided the attack behind him, rolled and jumped out a few times. Step far.
"If you treat me like this, I must sue His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."
A-Jiao staggered a few times and stood firm, she was really angry: "You tell me, do you see if the crown prince will help you or help me!"
After copying the books all afternoon, he was covered in ink, but he didn't think it was dirty. He wanted to rub her bed sheet, but there was no way.
Meng Chuji's face froze, and he snorted: "He will definitely help me, I am his wife!"
Gillian was not convinced: "I'm still his sister!"
"A daughter-in-law is more important than a younger sister."
The palace maids rushed up again, Meng Chuji and them circled around a row of chairs, jumping up and down, the room was crackling.
Meng Chuji was arguing with Gillian while making troubles.
"I eat the same pot of food and sleep in the same bed as him when I live, and I will be buried in the same place as him and erect the same monument when I die, can you?"
Gillian snorted, "I can't, but we fell into the river together, and the crown prince will definitely save me first."
"I know how to swim, so I don't want him to save you." Meng Chuji sneered, "If he saves you first, I'll put you two in the river to death."
"you……"
A-Jiao was furious, seeing Meng Chuji still jumping up and down on the chair, angrily stepped forward and kicked the chair down one by one.
A bunch of stupid court ladies, they couldn't even catch anyone after so long.
Meng Chuji's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly grabbed the curtain before the last chair was kicked down, and with all his might, he swung from above their heads to the open space.
"Surround, surround, over there, ah, why did he run away again, over there."
Meng Chuji was as slippery as a fish, rolling all over the hall in a daze, but no one could touch a corner of his clothes.
After discovering that a group of maidservants could do nothing to him without the power to restrain a chicken, Meng Chuji, who was able to do anything with ease, laughed loudly: "I'm not trying to catch me, come on, come on..."
Gillian was completely angry.
Gillian really gets angry, and the consequences are very serious.
"Thirteen!"
Meng Chuji suddenly felt bad.
A figure leaped down from the beam of the house.
Hey, princess guard!
"Stop her!"
Meng Chuji couldn't laugh anymore, and wanted to slip away as soon as he took a step. The next second, a knife blade was across his neck.
Forced to raise his head, for fear that the blade would come any closer and cut into his throat, Meng Chuji swallowed, his dark pupils with upturned eyelashes stared at the bright blade, his voice could not stop trembling: " Big brother, don't kill me, I, I, I, I, I..."
Gillian clapped her hands and smiled with satisfaction: "Will you take a bath?"
"Wash wash wash wash wash."
The knife rests on the neck, which is a ball.
"Are you still running?"
"Don't run, don't run."
"I'm pretty and you're pretty?"
"you are pretty."
Gillian waved her hand, and the thirteen knives were sheathed and retreated.
Meng Chuji touched his neck, which was tied with a cloth strip, and took a cool look at Gillian.
The beautiful princess raised her eyebrows: "Aren't you going?"
Meng Chuji let out a "tch", and walked behind the screen. The water in the tub was clear and full of petals. The servant girl added two buckets of hot water to it, tested the water temperature, and said:
"Ma'am, it's alright."
Meng Chuji said: "I don't need anyone to take care of me when I take a bath."
The servant girl retreated cleverly.
Meng Chuji glanced outside the screen, and found that everyone in the hall was gone, except A-Jiao sitting on the bed, dangling her legs.
Meng Chuji reached out and touched the belt, blushing, asking him to take a bath in front of a woman was simply a great test.
After dawdling for a long time, Meng Chuji heard Gillian say with disgust, "Why haven't you entered the water yet?"
Meng Chuji hurriedly speeded up his movements, took off his clothes until only a pair of obscene trousers remained, and stepped into the bathtub. Before he could sit down completely, A-Jiao's head poked out from the screen:
"You are so strange. You don't like to take a bath, and you don't want to be served. Is there some shady secret?"
Meng Chuji seemed to have been hit with a stick, and quickly sank his whole body into the bathtub, not only blushing, but also his ears and neck were completely red, seeing A-Jiao flipping through his clothes for no reason, he stuttered for some reason: "You you you You... what are you doing here?!"
"Of course I'm serving you to take a bath. Are you happy that this princess is serving you personally?"
A-Jiao rummaged through her clothes but found nothing good, so she paced over and lay down beside the bathtub, squinting her eyes and smiling.
Meng Chuji wanted to cover his chest inexplicably, thinking that this was trying to cover up, so he pretended to be calm and said: "I have some shady secret, get out, I... I don't like being stared at when I take a shower."
"No, your face is red, you must have."
Ever since he resisted taking a bath so much, she felt something was wrong with him.
Seeing his blushing and thick neck now, he is even more certain.
Meng Chuji felt cold all over, his hair stood on end, and his voice was so high that he could hardly suppress the male voice: "I warn you, don't act recklessly. If you act recklessly, I will never let you go."
"I don't mess around." Gillian slowly rolled up her sleeves, smiling harmlessly, "I just want to see if you have any treasures hidden on your body."
After speaking, he put his hand into the water.
Meng Chuji's mind went blank for a moment, but he came back to his senses very quickly. He sat down behind the tub and realized that Gillian's hand touched his thigh. Meng Chuji hurried to grab his hand, but Gillian was all Stopped and said in surprise:
"Why are you still wearing pants to take a shower?"
Meng Chuji was so ashamed and angry that he looked back on his life for more than 20 years, and he dared to swear that he had never been so embarrassed as he is now.
"Who knows if your bucket is dry or not, if someone else washed it for me, of course I have to be careful to avoid getting sick."
"I'm the only one who has washed this bucket. Do you think I look sick?"
"I think you are very sick, you have a mental illness."
A-Jiao has never been scolded for being so old, and she angrily took her hand out of the water to hit him. Meng Chuji immediately grabbed her wrist with sharp eyesight and said:
"I'm not hiding any treasure, can I swear to you? Get out!"
The hand holding Gillian's wrist was trembling and hot.
If it weren't for the fear of revealing his flaws, he would be unable to hold back now.
A-Jiao saw Meng Chuji's face lost his composure, and the sweat on his forehead didn't know whether it was urgent or hot. After thinking about it for a while, he decided not to annoy him completely, and said unhappy: "Okay, don't watch it, anyway. Even if you have a baby, it's not as good as mine."
Meng Chuji immediately let go of her hand, as fast as touching something that couldn't be touched.
Gillian got up reluctantly, and walked out step by step.
Meng Chuji watched helplessly, and the big stone in her heart slowly fell to the ground bit by bit with her steps. Seeing that she was about to go around the screen, she quickly retracted the stepping foot and called out:
"Wait!"
The air at this moment froze and solidified in an instant.
This small space is too quiet, so quiet that one can almost hear the beating of the heart, like a slamming gate.
Meng Chuji only felt that he was about to suffocate, and it took him a long time to find his soul, pretending to be calm: "What's wrong?"
A-Jiao stood firmly on the screen, the light in her beautiful eyes was dangerous, she ticked her index finger upwards, and said, "Sit up."
Meng Chuji was too guilty, at this moment he couldn't disobey Gillian's order, so he lifted his body upwards.
"A little more."
Still do it.
Then, Meng Chuji saw that her expression became weird and dignified.
Her eyes fell directly on his neck.
The water line was floating at his heart, and his body was still submerged in the water, but just now Gillian scooped up the water and brushed away the flower petals floating on the tub, so that the place where his heart went down was completely in the water. Rendered in clear water.
As a man, he was born different from a woman's... breasts.
click -
The string stretched in Meng Chuji's mind broke.
No matter how thick the makeup is, it can't hide his sudden pale face.
Meng Chuji's eyes trembled, and he didn't know how to speak. The small syllables came from his throat, but there was no sound at all when he reached his mouth.
In the end, mustering up his courage again and again, Meng Chuji said with difficulty:
"Ajiao..."
Gillian's gaze fell from his chest to his face, paused for one, two, three seconds, and then burst out laughing with a "puchi", first with a shallow smile of Yin Ling, and then with a loud laugh leaning forward and backward .
"I know why you are so secretive. It turns out that your breasts... your breasts are so small."
Meng Chuji was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened, and then all his emotions turned, his face turned blue and white, and he was grateful and scared in his heart.
"Hehehe..."
Meng Chuji laughed awkwardly.
She didn't see through him.
God has eyes, God has eyes.
The innocent and ignorant noble princess has never seen a man since she was a child, let alone a man's body, so how could it be so easy to tell the difference between a male body and a female body?
He should have thought of it a long time ago, but he almost revealed it!
Gillian was still laughing, holding on to the screen and hammering her chest, completely unable to control her emotions.
"Yes... I'm sorry, I don't want to, but I can't help it hahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Meng Chuji was laughed at so much, he felt inexplicably ashamed, as if he was a woman with no breasts, his bluish and white face finally turned blue, and he scolded: "Why are you laughing, don't laugh!"
A-Jiao slowed down, but her mouth could not be closed, and she said out of breath: "Sister-in-law, you should have said it earlier, if you said it earlier, I would not come in, don't worry about it... Won't tell anyone, and I swear."
Meng Chuji was speechless.
A-Jiao herself laughed hard for a while, the red light hadn't dissipated from her face after laughing enough, but there was still a smile hidden in her eyes, she lay down on the side of the tub again, stared at his collarbone, and said: " Hey sister-in-law, you don't need to feel inferior, I know a lot of breast enhancement methods, which were taught to me privately by my father's concubines, even if you have flat chest, I can make it grow faster."
"..." Meng Chuji rolled his eyes, and cooperated with a fucking mood: "What can you do?"
"Drink milk, eat papaya, and..."
"What?"
A-Jiao stretched out her two devil claws and approached him, "I'll rub it for you, and it will make you bigger."
"Hi! I'm your sister-in-law."
Three or four palace maids dragged her out by the corners of the quilt. Meng Chuji tried his best to tug-of-war with them. Before the winner was decided, another two palace maids rushed up to drag him.
Seeing something bad, Meng Chuji let go of the quilt with both hands, and the palace maid who was tug-of-war with him "Ouch" fell to the ground like a green onion. Meng Chuji took advantage of the situation and ran under the bed. The servant girl finally had a chance to do something, and blocked his way by rushing forward. Fortunately, Meng Chuji was quick with his hands and feet, and got off the bed with one turn.
"You still run."
Seeing the momentum, Gillian stepped forward.
Meng Chuji paused for a moment, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the maidservants beside him getting up from the ground. He hurriedly pressed her shoulders, pushed her to the side, avoided the attack behind him, rolled and jumped out a few times. Step far.
"If you treat me like this, I must sue His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."
A-Jiao staggered a few times and stood firm, she was really angry: "You tell me, do you see if the crown prince will help you or help me!"
After copying the books all afternoon, he was covered in ink, but he didn't think it was dirty. He wanted to rub her bed sheet, but there was no way.
Meng Chuji's face froze, and he snorted: "He will definitely help me, I am his wife!"
Gillian was not convinced: "I'm still his sister!"
"A daughter-in-law is more important than a younger sister."
The palace maids rushed up again, Meng Chuji and them circled around a row of chairs, jumping up and down, the room was crackling.
Meng Chuji was arguing with Gillian while making troubles.
"I eat the same pot of food and sleep in the same bed as him when I live, and I will be buried in the same place as him and erect the same monument when I die, can you?"
Gillian snorted, "I can't, but we fell into the river together, and the crown prince will definitely save me first."
"I know how to swim, so I don't want him to save you." Meng Chuji sneered, "If he saves you first, I'll put you two in the river to death."
"you……"
A-Jiao was furious, seeing Meng Chuji still jumping up and down on the chair, angrily stepped forward and kicked the chair down one by one.
A bunch of stupid court ladies, they couldn't even catch anyone after so long.
Meng Chuji's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly grabbed the curtain before the last chair was kicked down, and with all his might, he swung from above their heads to the open space.
"Surround, surround, over there, ah, why did he run away again, over there."
Meng Chuji was as slippery as a fish, rolling all over the hall in a daze, but no one could touch a corner of his clothes.
After discovering that a group of maidservants could do nothing to him without the power to restrain a chicken, Meng Chuji, who was able to do anything with ease, laughed loudly: "I'm not trying to catch me, come on, come on..."
Gillian was completely angry.
Gillian really gets angry, and the consequences are very serious.
"Thirteen!"
Meng Chuji suddenly felt bad.
A figure leaped down from the beam of the house.
Hey, princess guard!
"Stop her!"
Meng Chuji couldn't laugh anymore, and wanted to slip away as soon as he took a step. The next second, a knife blade was across his neck.
Forced to raise his head, for fear that the blade would come any closer and cut into his throat, Meng Chuji swallowed, his dark pupils with upturned eyelashes stared at the bright blade, his voice could not stop trembling: " Big brother, don't kill me, I, I, I, I, I..."
Gillian clapped her hands and smiled with satisfaction: "Will you take a bath?"
"Wash wash wash wash wash."
The knife rests on the neck, which is a ball.
"Are you still running?"
"Don't run, don't run."
"I'm pretty and you're pretty?"
"you are pretty."
Gillian waved her hand, and the thirteen knives were sheathed and retreated.
Meng Chuji touched his neck, which was tied with a cloth strip, and took a cool look at Gillian.
The beautiful princess raised her eyebrows: "Aren't you going?"
Meng Chuji let out a "tch", and walked behind the screen. The water in the tub was clear and full of petals. The servant girl added two buckets of hot water to it, tested the water temperature, and said:
"Ma'am, it's alright."
Meng Chuji said: "I don't need anyone to take care of me when I take a bath."
The servant girl retreated cleverly.
Meng Chuji glanced outside the screen, and found that everyone in the hall was gone, except A-Jiao sitting on the bed, dangling her legs.
Meng Chuji reached out and touched the belt, blushing, asking him to take a bath in front of a woman was simply a great test.
After dawdling for a long time, Meng Chuji heard Gillian say with disgust, "Why haven't you entered the water yet?"
Meng Chuji hurriedly speeded up his movements, took off his clothes until only a pair of obscene trousers remained, and stepped into the bathtub. Before he could sit down completely, A-Jiao's head poked out from the screen:
"You are so strange. You don't like to take a bath, and you don't want to be served. Is there some shady secret?"
Meng Chuji seemed to have been hit with a stick, and quickly sank his whole body into the bathtub, not only blushing, but also his ears and neck were completely red, seeing A-Jiao flipping through his clothes for no reason, he stuttered for some reason: "You you you You... what are you doing here?!"
"Of course I'm serving you to take a bath. Are you happy that this princess is serving you personally?"
A-Jiao rummaged through her clothes but found nothing good, so she paced over and lay down beside the bathtub, squinting her eyes and smiling.
Meng Chuji wanted to cover his chest inexplicably, thinking that this was trying to cover up, so he pretended to be calm and said: "I have some shady secret, get out, I... I don't like being stared at when I take a shower."
"No, your face is red, you must have."
Ever since he resisted taking a bath so much, she felt something was wrong with him.
Seeing his blushing and thick neck now, he is even more certain.
Meng Chuji felt cold all over, his hair stood on end, and his voice was so high that he could hardly suppress the male voice: "I warn you, don't act recklessly. If you act recklessly, I will never let you go."
"I don't mess around." Gillian slowly rolled up her sleeves, smiling harmlessly, "I just want to see if you have any treasures hidden on your body."
After speaking, he put his hand into the water.
Meng Chuji's mind went blank for a moment, but he came back to his senses very quickly. He sat down behind the tub and realized that Gillian's hand touched his thigh. Meng Chuji hurried to grab his hand, but Gillian was all Stopped and said in surprise:
"Why are you still wearing pants to take a shower?"
Meng Chuji was so ashamed and angry that he looked back on his life for more than 20 years, and he dared to swear that he had never been so embarrassed as he is now.
"Who knows if your bucket is dry or not, if someone else washed it for me, of course I have to be careful to avoid getting sick."
"I'm the only one who has washed this bucket. Do you think I look sick?"
"I think you are very sick, you have a mental illness."
A-Jiao has never been scolded for being so old, and she angrily took her hand out of the water to hit him. Meng Chuji immediately grabbed her wrist with sharp eyesight and said:
"I'm not hiding any treasure, can I swear to you? Get out!"
The hand holding Gillian's wrist was trembling and hot.
If it weren't for the fear of revealing his flaws, he would be unable to hold back now.
A-Jiao saw Meng Chuji's face lost his composure, and the sweat on his forehead didn't know whether it was urgent or hot. After thinking about it for a while, he decided not to annoy him completely, and said unhappy: "Okay, don't watch it, anyway. Even if you have a baby, it's not as good as mine."
Meng Chuji immediately let go of her hand, as fast as touching something that couldn't be touched.
Gillian got up reluctantly, and walked out step by step.
Meng Chuji watched helplessly, and the big stone in her heart slowly fell to the ground bit by bit with her steps. Seeing that she was about to go around the screen, she quickly retracted the stepping foot and called out:
"Wait!"
The air at this moment froze and solidified in an instant.
This small space is too quiet, so quiet that one can almost hear the beating of the heart, like a slamming gate.
Meng Chuji only felt that he was about to suffocate, and it took him a long time to find his soul, pretending to be calm: "What's wrong?"
A-Jiao stood firmly on the screen, the light in her beautiful eyes was dangerous, she ticked her index finger upwards, and said, "Sit up."
Meng Chuji was too guilty, at this moment he couldn't disobey Gillian's order, so he lifted his body upwards.
"A little more."
Still do it.
Then, Meng Chuji saw that her expression became weird and dignified.
Her eyes fell directly on his neck.
The water line was floating at his heart, and his body was still submerged in the water, but just now Gillian scooped up the water and brushed away the flower petals floating on the tub, so that the place where his heart went down was completely in the water. Rendered in clear water.
As a man, he was born different from a woman's... breasts.
click -
The string stretched in Meng Chuji's mind broke.
No matter how thick the makeup is, it can't hide his sudden pale face.
Meng Chuji's eyes trembled, and he didn't know how to speak. The small syllables came from his throat, but there was no sound at all when he reached his mouth.
In the end, mustering up his courage again and again, Meng Chuji said with difficulty:
"Ajiao..."
Gillian's gaze fell from his chest to his face, paused for one, two, three seconds, and then burst out laughing with a "puchi", first with a shallow smile of Yin Ling, and then with a loud laugh leaning forward and backward .
"I know why you are so secretive. It turns out that your breasts... your breasts are so small."
Meng Chuji was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened, and then all his emotions turned, his face turned blue and white, and he was grateful and scared in his heart.
"Hehehe..."
Meng Chuji laughed awkwardly.
She didn't see through him.
God has eyes, God has eyes.
The innocent and ignorant noble princess has never seen a man since she was a child, let alone a man's body, so how could it be so easy to tell the difference between a male body and a female body?
He should have thought of it a long time ago, but he almost revealed it!
Gillian was still laughing, holding on to the screen and hammering her chest, completely unable to control her emotions.
"Yes... I'm sorry, I don't want to, but I can't help it hahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Meng Chuji was laughed at so much, he felt inexplicably ashamed, as if he was a woman with no breasts, his bluish and white face finally turned blue, and he scolded: "Why are you laughing, don't laugh!"
A-Jiao slowed down, but her mouth could not be closed, and she said out of breath: "Sister-in-law, you should have said it earlier, if you said it earlier, I would not come in, don't worry about it... Won't tell anyone, and I swear."
Meng Chuji was speechless.
A-Jiao herself laughed hard for a while, the red light hadn't dissipated from her face after laughing enough, but there was still a smile hidden in her eyes, she lay down on the side of the tub again, stared at his collarbone, and said: " Hey sister-in-law, you don't need to feel inferior, I know a lot of breast enhancement methods, which were taught to me privately by my father's concubines, even if you have flat chest, I can make it grow faster."
"..." Meng Chuji rolled his eyes, and cooperated with a fucking mood: "What can you do?"
"Drink milk, eat papaya, and..."
"What?"
A-Jiao stretched out her two devil claws and approached him, "I'll rub it for you, and it will make you bigger."
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