I conquer the stars with food

The team leader tightly shut his mouth, he felt that if he said that he was the one who lied just now, his fate would not be much better than that of this bull.

Wen Chang sneered and shook his head: "Who is lying if you don't tell me? That's fine, just pretend that you have all done bad things to my cubs."

"Don't worry, I won't torture you. On the contrary, I will invite you to dinner." Wen Chang said with a smile, but it seemed that there was a smiling mask on his face, which was not harmonious at all.

That is to say, the star thieves are all tied up separately now, otherwise they would definitely hug each other and tremble.

The star thieves who bully the weak and fear the strong have already started to panic. The man in front of him is obviously mad with anger, but he is still cooking food with a smile on his face. The whole scene looks terrible and terrible.

No one dared to make a sound, for fear of angering the man on the verge of madness.

Wen Chang didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with his behavior at all, he was humming a song while chopping beef.

After humming the song, he smiled and asked Star Pirate: "Does it sound good? My cub likes to listen to me humming the most, and will always come over to accompany me and watch me cook. Since it is not here today, you can accompany me." me."

Wen Chang minced the beef and put it in a container, added salt, freshly ground pepper, chili sauce, minced onion, pickled cucumber, minced garlic, and olive oil to it, stirred it evenly and divided it into five plates , and finally beat a raw egg yolk on each top.

Wen Chang took out the black bread he had prepared earlier, the sour and bitter kind.

He carried the plate and walked around in front of the star robbers. The red beef that was almost dripping blood stimulated the optic nerves of the star robbers. The bloody and bloody appearance looked very scary.

Wen Chang introduced to them: "This is a dish called Beef Tartare, which is made of freshly slaughtered Niji cattle. The entrance is very delicious and smooth, and every piece of beef is wrapped in seasoning, and it will never be fishy. I I believe you will like it."

The star thieves are trembling, who doesn't know that unpurified food is full of dark energy!After eating such a portion, it is estimated that they will start to have adverse reactions immediately.

Wen Chang patted his forehead: "Ah, I forgot to introduce to the honorable guests that after eating beef tartare, there is a high probability of being infected by bacteria or parasites. And I have not purified the dark energy in it, it will definitely Bring you a unique experience."

Wen Chang still had a smile on his face when he said this, as if the chef of the restaurant was introducing the dishes to the customers before the meal.

The faces of the star thieves turned pale. It is not that they have never tortured and captured poor people before, but this is the first time they have seen such cruel methods.

After Wen Chang finished speaking, he nodded to them: "Then let's have dinner."

Captain Star Thief made up his mind to keep his mouth shut, otherwise he would have nothing to do!

In the next second, he saw Wen Chang click on the optical brain, calling a row of five robots.

He sat at the bar, slowly cut open the bread, smeared beef tartare on it, and then handed it to the waiting robot: "Go, feed it into their mouths. If you don't want to eat it, just take off your jaw and stuff it in. After stuffing it, come back." Put it on him. Oh, if you spit it out, remember to give him a few big mouths, I hate people who waste food the most."

Star Thief: ...

Is it too late to reincarnate now?

Obviously too late.

The robots were all determined to carry out the task. One star thief tried to refuse, but his jaw was really removed, and then half a piece of bread was stuffed into it, and then it was put on again.

His mouth was not blocked at all, but whenever he wanted to spit it out, the robot's palm was raised.

Star Thief: ...I must have slaughtered an entire planet in my previous life to end up like this in this life.

Under the "watching" of the robot, they ate the beef in their mouths more obediently than the other, but crystal tears flowed from the corners of their eyes.

Wen Chang rested his chin and watched them eat the first piece, then spread five more slices of black bread and sent them over.

"continue."

The star thieves only felt that the taste in their mouths was choking and spicy, and it also had a strange onion taste, and the beef was sticky and bloody, every time they chewed it, it seemed like they were being tortured.Besides the beef, I don't know what the black bread is made of. It seems to be mixed with something like pebbles, which cuts the mouth very much, and the delicate mucous membrane of the mouth is broken by it mercilessly.

Chewing and chewing, the bloody smell of the beef in their mouths was getting heavier and heavier. The star thieves didn't realize it at first, but later found that their mouths were constantly bleeding.

Wen Chang watched them eat, smiled and began to shed tears, with a hint of sadness in his tone: "Is it delicious? Is the food I made delicious? Zai Zai likes it the most. You must like it too. "

The cheeks of Captain Star Pirates who had been chewing were painful, he wanted to cry but had no tears, how could he be so stupid, and agreed to something that they didn't do in the first place!

He barely swallowed what was in his mouth and said before the robot stuffed another piece of beef tartare: "I lied just now! There were really no panthers when we broke into that house! There were no other animals." !!"

Wen Chang casually said "Oh", "If it wasn't for you? Then why aren't they in the starship?"

The captain of the Star Thief is desperate, fuck, how does he know! ! !

"Really! Really not, you can use a lie detector to see if I'm lying!"

Wen Chang didn't bother to talk to him anymore, and waved his hand to signal the robot to continue.

Bi Mingyu, who was standing by the door, intending to come in and admit his mistake to Wen Chang: ...

The star thief is a bit miserable, how can he carry this scapegoat so well!

It is simply a blame man, and it is not easy to take such a scapegoat so tightly.

So talented.

Bi Mingyu looked at the star thief whose mouth was cracked, and felt a bit sad for a moment. His fate...wouldn't be as miserable as the star thief...

Bi Mingyu, who had been wandering around the door for a long time, stepped forward after making mental preparations.

"Brother Wen, can you take a step to speak?" Bi Mingyu put his posture very low.

Wen Chang doesn't want to talk to anyone now, he just wants to know where Zai Zai is, whether he is dead or alive, he must find it.

"What's the matter?" He didn't even lift his eyelids.

Bi Mingyu used to be glib, he knew that Wen Chang must be in a bad mood right now, but he didn't come to admit his mistake now, he was worried that he would be hanged directly on the warship to fly a kite when the army commander came back.

"Brother Wen, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have disbelieved you!" Bi Mingyu was respectful.

Wen Chang: "It's fine."

"Oh, by the way." Wen Chang thought of something, and finally took a look at him: "Can you help me adjust the surveillance outside Zai Zai's room?"

Bi Mingyu:! ! !

It's over, this black pot is about to fall from the Star Bandit!

He was quick to think: "Yes, brother, but the surveillance outside should not be able to see into the room, and there is no surveillance in the room."

Wen Chang waved his hand wearily: "I just want to see if anyone has passed before the Star Bandit."

Bi Mingyu readily agreed.

It didn't take long for the surveillance video to be transferred.Sure enough, as Bi Mingyu said, he could only see the corridor, not the room at all.

And no one came in or out during the 24 hours after Star Thief.

Because he is in a fighting state, Zai Zai has also been locked up in recent days and can only drink nutrient solution, and Wen Chang is not allowed to visit.

After watching the video, Wen Chang didn't say a word, his face was as dark as water.

Star Pirate: "Right! It's really not us!"

Wen Chang: "No one passed there except you! What on earth did you do to my cub!!!"

The star thief was about to faint, and he also wanted to know where the black panther went! ! !

Wen Chang collapsed for a second and quickly regained his composure.

"Sai, stuff them in." He coldly ordered the little robot.

Star Pirates:!

They were already full, and their stomachs were already aching after being mechanically stuffed ducks, and this madman actually wanted them to continue eating!

The Star Thief squad leader couldn't stand it any longer: "You are abusing prisoners!! I will sue you in court!"

Wen Chang didn't change his expression, he didn't take this level of threat to heart at all: "You live to the court first."

The team members of the Star Thieves couldn't bear it anymore, and begged for mercy with tears and snot in their noses: "It's really not us! Really! My boss just lied, there really weren't any black panthers when we went! We didn't go in long It just came out!"

"Don't let me eat it again, please!"

Wen Chang raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure there was nothing inside when you went in?"

Seeing that he was showing a tendency to relax, the team members immediately nodded: "Really, I still remember when we went in, we said, what kind of broken room, there is nothing, so why did we lock the door tightly?"

Wen Chang asked Yang Qing to dismantle the black box in their mechs and tune out the audio in front of them.

- "The design of this warship is sick. Every door looks similar, and there is no house number."

- "Hey! Boss, is this the room?"

- "Wait for me to look at the map."

-"It seems to be this one! Come on, let's tear down the wall quickly. Tsk, that hunter's guild still has two brushes, the map is quite accurate, the tools given are also handy, and the signal shielding is also good. Now no one has found us. .”

- "hiss hiss quack"

-"Enter!"

- "Fuck! Why is it empty! Where are people?"

- "Did we read the map wrong?"

- "What a fucking broken warship, the door is locked so tightly in no one's room! Something is wrong."

- "Walk, walk, it should be 45 degrees opposite, let's hurry up."

Wen Chang slammed down the sound.

He bent his index finger and tapped his chin lightly, turning a deaf ear to the strong man's cries.

He suddenly realized that something seemed wrong from the beginning.

Wen Chang used his SSS mental power to easily recall all the previous memories, as clear as what happened yesterday.

Wen Chang thought about what happened after he got on the warship over and over again, and some inconsistencies slowly surfaced from the depths of his memory.

such as:

Zai Zai is obviously in the room all the time, why do visits need a fixed time?

And why did the secret passage lead directly from Rong Ze's room to Zai Zai's room?Is it really difficult to flirt with leopards?

Besides, why does Rong Ze know how to cook?And it tastes exactly like the one he made?

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that everything has a huge violation or coincidence, but he has never thought about it before.

The author has something to say: I can't do it anymore, you Susu started school, you have three math classes that need homework, and you still have to work part-time.