kill that paranoid emperor

My name is Xiao Aizi, and I am the chief eunuch beside His Majesty.

What does chief eunuch mean?It is the most powerful, the most powerful, and the most respected one.

Originally, His Majesty was next to Jifu Eunuch, but one day His Majesty suddenly said that Jifu Eunuch is getting old, and it is better to spend his life outside the palace in peace, so the post of chief eunuch was vacated.

It happened that Prime Minister Su came to look for His Majesty that day, and after hearing about it, he asked: "Then who is Your Majesty going to let be the chief eunuch?"

I couldn't help raising my eyes to look at him quietly. Prime Minister Su is good-looking and extremely gentle. Not to mention that His Majesty always likes to call him over, even the little eunuchs and maids in the palace don't dislike him.

It's just that this look is a bit strange, His Majesty has always been cold, and the courtiers discuss matters far away from him, kneeling in front of the case to report.Only Su Xiang was different. He sat beside His Majesty, lazily leaning on His Majesty's arms.

It's like using His Majesty as a human back.

It is still the most noble kind in the world.

His Majesty really spoke, I thought he was going to scold Prime Minister Su for being unseemly, but unexpectedly His Majesty said, "It's all up to you."

"Use whoever you think is best."

I was startled in my heart, I actually hallucinated the tender side of His Majesty, as if coaxing the most beloved lover.

Little Aizi, little Aizi, what are you thinking about!

Su Xiang listened to his words, pointed at him casually, and said: "I see this little eunuch is not bad."

I looked up in a daze, only to realize that the incomparably noble Prime Minister Su was referring to me.

His Majesty's gaze quickly looked over gloomy, which was quite different from his gentle look just now, and made me shiver from the cold.

Your Majesty's face-changing skills are even more powerful than the wizard I saw at the temple fair when I was eight years old!

His Majesty's eyes are carefully inspecting my face, as if he wants to see the flowers from my mediocre face with two eyes and one mouth.

I couldn't help but get nervous.

Xiao Aizi is not afraid of anything, but she is afraid of being told that I am not good-looking.Although I don't think I'm ugly.

It's just that the face is bigger, the head is rounder, the eyebrows are shorter, the nose is sunken, and the eyes are smaller.

But if Su Xiang said that I don't look good, I guess I would still be sad for a few days.

After all, when I go back, I will definitely be ridiculed by those little maids who are full of spring thoughts.

After looking at me for a long time, His Majesty breathed a sigh of relief, and looked quite happy, saying: "Yes."

Your Majesty and Prime Minister Su really don't judge people by their appearance!

In this way, Xiao Aizi, I somehow became the chief eunuch next to His Majesty, the first-class head eunuch, and continued my diligent and hard-working eunuch career.

My name is Xiao Aizi, not a dwarf.

Since I became the chief eunuch, many people always call me "little father-in-law", which is really annoying.

It's annoying, but this position is still very good.

Although His Majesty is indifferent, he doesn't care about some trivial matters, not to mention Prime Minister Su is here, His Majesty will not make things difficult for us servants at all on weekdays.

The days are ordinary, but there is one thing that is very strange - Prime Minister Su and His Majesty seem to be together every day.

They were in the same place when they went to the court, and they were in the same place after the next court. The two sat next to each other in the imperial study, and even went to enjoy the wind and fish by the lotus pond. These two people had to stick together.

And according to my little Aizi's eyesight, His Majesty seems to be in a particularly good mood when he and Su Xiang are together.

Even the servants occasionally do something wrong and don't bother to care about it.

This is very unusual.I draw conclusions.

When I was wondering about this strange phenomenon, an unexpected thing made me discover the truth.

It was an ordinary night, the moon was sparse and the evening wind was blowing.His Majesty played chess with Prime Minister Su holding candles at the Zuifeng Pavilion, I went around to have a look, and found that they were not playing normal chess at all.

That's right, if it was a serious game of chess, how could His Majesty have won against Prime Minister Su?

It is rumored that Su Xiang once set up a chess game by the green lake during the Huachao Festival, and invited talented people from all over the world to play against him.On that day, the water surface of the blue lake was full of people's shadows, and the talented scholars in Confucian robes and white clothes squeezed forward, just to catch a glimpse of the world-famous Prime Minister Su.

A total of 39 games of chess were played by the green lake that day, and Prime Minister Su did not lose any of them. It became a good story and everyone in the capital enjoyed talking about it.

When I was thinking wildly, I suddenly heard His Majesty say: "You are not paying attention."

While playing chess, Su Xiang was still holding a white fan, adding pen and ink to it, and asked casually, "Why aren't you concentrating?"

His Majesty looked a little depressed, and said with a cold face: "I don't need you to pass the game."

Su Xiang put away his fan, raised his eyebrows in a funny way, his face was bright under the moonlight, and he said: "I didn't let it go, I just like it like this."

His Majesty was silent for a moment, and retorted: "You were not such a weak set when you played in Bihu back then."

What you said, could it be possible that His Majesty also played against Su Cheng at the edge of the green lake?

Xiao Aizi, I thought about it and thought about it, but I still couldn't figure it out.Didn't I hear that any prince went to Bihu that day?

Su Xiang listened to his words, without the slightest embarrassment of being exposed, and said lazily: "The minister's chess skills have regressed, and His Majesty has been disappointed."

His Majesty seemed to think for a while, and called me: "Little Aizi."

"Have someone go and bring over the jars of pear blossom wine that are buried under the pear tree in Changding Hall."

Prime Minister Su's eyes lit up: "When did Your Majesty hide good wine? I don't even know."

His Majesty said angrily: "If I told you, I would have been poached away long ago."

It was rare for Su Xiang to be teased, and he looked quite embarrassed. He blinked his beautiful eyes, and suddenly approached His Majesty, and said softly, "Your Majesty doesn't want me to steal your own things?"

My old swan, seeing this, not only my little Aizi, but even Sui Feng Sui Yu hanging on the roof of the pavilion widened their eyes.

His Majesty's cold face also turned red, but he still tried to remain calm and said calmly: "No need to steal, I'll bring it over later."

Su Xiang sat back regretfully, and muttered in a low voice, "Your Majesty is really boring."

His Majesty:"……"

I:"?!"

Lihua Niang moved over, filled the three big altars, unsealed, and the rich aroma of wine wafted all over the pavilion, Su Jing stood up immediately, as if he was about to run over, but His Majesty grabbed his waist and grabbed him abruptly. Pulled back, said lightly: "Play chess, the winner drinks three cups."

I think His Majesty is seeking his own death.

Sure enough, wine was Su Xiang's life.His Majesty was defeated by him on the chessboard, and it was rare for him to be able to maintain a deadpan expression.

On the other hand, Su Chengxiang's face was drunk, and his fair neck was dyed crimson, softer and more beautiful than the most precious jade in the world.His Majesty brought him along, and Su Xiang leaned limply in His Majesty's arms and said, "I haven't had a drink for a long time."

Your Majesty: "Yes."

Su Xiang's fingertips that were attached to the chess piece were shaking slightly. He landed the sunspot on the chessboard with a "slap", and raised his lips to smile, as beautiful as a gentle water moon: "You lost."

"Well," His Majesty suddenly picked him up and whispered, "Drunk."

Su Xiang pinched his face.

Ah, that is the face of the incomparably noble Majesty!

"Not drunk," Su Xiang articulated clearly, except for the fog in his eyes, everything else looked normal, "You put me down."

His Majesty didn't answer, he hugged Prime Minister Su all the way back to the Changding Hall, kicked the door of the hall shut, and shut Xiao Aizi out.

I struggled for a long time, should I go in and serve?

It stands to reason that if Prime Minister Su is so drunk, His Majesty should not be able to handle it alone, and the palace servants must be needed to help.

But based on my little Aizi's intuition, I inexplicably feel that it is better to stay outside the hall at this time.

A little eunuch came over quietly and asked me, "Mr. Aizi, what are you going to do now?"

How how, how do I know what to do!

But he still put on a calm, unfathomable look on his face, and said in a low voice: "Forget it, you all go down, and I will just leave my father-in-law here to take care of me."

After everyone had left, I tightened my clothes and huddled at the entrance of the hall in a very desolate manner.

Just when I was drowsy, a very small and strange sound suddenly came from my ear.

I woke up with a jolt.

It seemed to be Prime Minister Su's voice, muffled from the hall, with a hint of grievance that was hard to detect: "...don't bite!"

Then came His Majesty's voice: "Uncomfortable?"

Someone hummed twice, and then fell silent.

I wandered around outside the hall twice, and when I was bored, I suddenly heard movement inside the hall again.

Su Xiang's voice was warm and soft, with a tremor at the end: "Take it easy...I'm in so much pain."

His Majesty said, "Is it too big?"

Su Xiang's angry and annoyed voice came out: "Get out! You get out!"

I completely stayed at the gate of the hall.

My little Aizi is a dwarf, not a fool.We serve the Son of Heaven, we pay attention to dexterity and flexibility in everything, His Majesty can guess a whole sentence with just one word.Although I'm not very good at cultivating this skill, I'm still very sharp sometimes.

For example, Your Majesty and Prime Minister Su, what are they doing in there!

The commotion in the hall gradually became louder, and I walked around outside, finally digesting the conclusion in my heart, after listening for a while, I felt that His Majesty is really a beast.

If my little Aizi hadn't known what they were doing in there, I would have thought His Majesty was going to eat Prime Minister Su.

"Teacher," Your Majesty, a beast, is coaxing people, "Hey... can you lift your waist up a little?"

Su Xiang's voice was full of tears, and he couldn't speak, only broken panting.

I couldn't listen anymore, so I quickly slipped away before anyone noticed that I was here.

My dear mother, if I let His Majesty know that I listened to his corner tomorrow morning, I am afraid that I will wring my little Aizi's head off?

I thought about it worriedly for a long time, and finally decided to take one step at a time.As long as I play dumb and don't know, nothing happens.

Nothing happened!

The author has something to say: I suddenly feel that the exhaust is a bit too much, what do you think (scratching head)