NPCs are my food reserves

You ask me "Secret History of the Bloodline"?

Don't ask, don't read, don't think about it, what secret history can our blood race have.

There are 70 billion human beings in this world, and I am a weak vampire among them. Just tell me, how many times have you human beings written so many things about our blood race!How much money have we made in marketing under our name!

Ask me about my secret history!

You humans know more than me, an orthodox vampire!

Alas, what's more, in this world, I am the only vampire left.

Recalling the eventful years in the past, I never thought how lonely it is now.

The last vampire in the world lowered his head sadly.

He squeezed the red trousers in his hands: "Auntie, can't it be cheaper?"

The aunt permed her fashionable curly head in disbelief: "Young man, how can you give me four pairs of underwear for ten yuan?!"

You come and go, I cut you and scold you, the vampire finally succeeded in buying eight pairs of underwear and giving two as a gift.Carrying a bag of underwear, the vampire walked into the alley alone.

Alas, the afterglow of the setting sun reflects the empty alley, and the autumn wind blows the withered and yellow leaves. Isn't this the sentence: When the sun sets, the heartbroken man is at the end of the world? !

The vampire sighed, took out a handkerchief from his pocket and pretended to wipe his eyes.

"Huh? Did I wear eyeshadow today?"

The vampire looked at the smear of black on his clean white handkerchief, wondering, what's going on, did I wear eyeshadow today?How can I not remember?Am I suffering from amnesia?

Oh yes, I should also be at the age of amnesia.

The vampire, who looks 19 years old and is 91 years old, thought weakly.

But after a while, the vampire raised his hand and wiped two pieces of faded color contact lenses from his eyes: "...so it's your hot chicken color contact lenses."

Forget about the vampire who wears black colored contact lenses to help her forehead and eye shadow, the poor have no money to buy blood bags.

The next second, the vampire who lost his color contact lenses suddenly raised his head. He looked at two or three approaching figures not far away, sighed, and took out a folding guide stick from his bag, then closed his eyes and familiarized himself with it. He stepped onto the sidewalk familiarly.

Vampires, who can be listed as the only protected animals by the country, are also afraid of being dissected today.

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Late at night, the vampire gathered up his imitation silk pajamas, put on his imitation silk blindfold, and lay down happily in his large wooden box covered with fluffy duck down. Cover tightly.

In the darkness and silence, the vampire grinned happily.

Boom!Boom!Boom!

The vampire covered his ears.

He sighed secretly about the quality of the damn building.

"Adong! Adong! Adong!"

The vampire continued to cover his ears.

Despise the damn soundproofing.

"Open the door! Open the door! The game is online!"

Hmm, games?

Could it be that Negal game?

The vampire opened his eyes.

"Come on, come on!" The door opened.

"The game is online, hurry up, let's order the game cabin!" The gatekeeper's voice was cheerful.

"Are you sure you want to play this game?" A Dong hesitated.

"Adong, why are you still hesitating? We have to fight! Think about your toy list! Think about your stupid boss! Think about your mean colleagues! As long as we play this game and win so many Come on, we'll be rich!" The knocker was high-spirited.

"But, after all, this game is about..." A Dong fell silent.

"Yes, so what if you cooperate with the devil! Ah Dong, you should abandon your feudal ideas! As long as you can bring me money, it doesn't matter if you are a devil! Isn't it still my father!" The gatekeeper thought thoroughly.

What responded to him was the figure of his friend running at full speed [-] miles away: "Come on! The first batch of game cabins will be sold out!"

Hearing that the two were drifting away, the vampire in the wooden box thought for a moment.But whether he, who has been hungry for a long time, can beat those strange devils is still a question.In the end, the vampire, who didn't want to be pressed to the ground and beaten, closed his eyes sadly.

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Yes!

In this world, there are 70 billion human beings plus one vampire, in terms of quantity and quality, it is completely in line with socialist values.

Until a few months ago, Hell came back strong!

The impact on the whole world is no less than the mushroom cloud from nuclear bombs. At that time, under the intense information bombardment, vampires almost forgot about the development of socialist realism and science.

But after thinking about it carefully, vampires take it for granted, because this world is where light and darkness complement each other, and the combination of yin and yang, black and white, is the way to go.Human beings who occupy the world as kings are developing science and technology in full swing, and the devil who has come back from hell has also blazed a different path.

Under the leadership of the new devil king, they entered the entertainment Xingbang...

The so-called prosperity of entertainment refers to the unification of the system, the establishment of a variety of entertainment element atmospheres, and strive to achieve an excellent devil culture that integrates fun, entertainment, and appreciation.As for the devils, what they love most is [-]% real horror games, escape games, etc.

Because in these games, they can really do not hurt a single soldier, they can fight to the death and have a lot of fun. This is really fighting in the game and drinking outside the game.

Also because of these games, hell is now showing a kind of prosperity and prosperity.At the moment, they thought of their old enemies - human beings.

To be honest, they used to look down on weak creatures like humans, but ever since the powerful demons were defeated by weak humans... and hundreds of years have passed, demons are no longer the cold and bloodthirsty creatures they used to be. Human beings have also changed the feudal and xenophobic thinking.

Seek similarities and differences, and everything serves for a better future.

So the devil sent a report: Hey brother, are you interested in playing a game?

Humanity:……

Then, the Negal game was booming and went online in a trance.

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The next day, the vampire with a rumbling stomach reluctantly left his eiderdown box, opened the refrigerator, and saw the only bag... only half of the bag of berry-colored blood was left. Take it out.

Then carefully place it in the center of the white and smooth white disc, add shiny silver knives and forks, and carefully embellish it with dried flowers.

The vampire sat down leisurely with a tissue tucked into his neckline, and the tip of his nose was filled with the smell of expired blood: "Ah, it's no wonder that the fragrant blood that used to flow in human blood vessels is still so appetizing."

The vampire who lied to himself reluctantly sucked the last few drops of blood in the bag, and licked his fangs melancholy: "Perhaps, I should think about the deal with the devil."

Vampires lined up in the scorching sun: "Perhaps, this is a wrong decision."

After half an hour.

"Hi sir, are you buying a gaming pod or a gaming helmet?" the gentle human salesperson asked the vampire.

"What's the difference between the game cabin and the game helmet?" asked the vampire who had never had a similar experience.

"The game immersion in the game cabin is more realistic. If you are after the game effect, you can choose the game cabin. The game helmet is easy to carry and the price is more affordable. If you are looking for cost-effective, you can choose the game helmet."

The vampire thought of his meager balance, then looked at the expensive game cabin and the affordable game helmet, and finally his eyes lit up, and he made a decision on the game cabin.

Before leaving, the vampire pulled the salesman: "Excuse me, can I spread duck down inside?"

The salesperson replied with a hint of bewilderment in doubt, and a puzzled expression in the bewilderment: "It should be possible."

So the vampire happily carried the game cabin back home.

The author has something to say: Author: What is your name?

Vampire: Vampire!

Author: Xi Xuegui?

Vampire: No, it's not, it's a vampire's vampire.

author:?

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Next door pre-acquisition is coming! ! !

"Through the system and cook a bowl of chicken soup"

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I am a well-known life guidance expert, the kind of expert who can stand up and talk without back pain.

By chance, after a car accident, I became a system—a life mentor system.Responsible for traveling through the three thousand worlds and leading those children who have gone astray back to the road of glory.

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But in fact, I have a vicious mouth and a cruel heart, and I still get angry when I see those children who complain about themselves.

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So, I met a poor, indifferent me who had my family property taken away and sent to others: I am kind and bullied, you are weak and you are beaten.

In the end, the weak, kind and pitiful man transformed into a 1.9-meter tall man, standing in front of me with a blank expression.

Me: A good man... If you have something to say, it's good... Well

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When I met a gloomy young man whose father didn’t love his mother or his mother and his younger brother was annoying, I was indifferent: Heh, a lonely and self-pitying waste who only hides in the corner, one has no skills, two has no certificates and three has no connections, I am your father I don't like you either.

Finally, the gloomy boy's eyes were bottomless.

Me: ...President, your father gave me 1000 million to let me leave you.

The next day, the president's father had only one thousand pocket money per month.

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When I met a former genius whose martial arts were abandoned and his face was ruined, I was ruthless: Hey, think about it, no matter how well-developed your limbs are, how good-looking you are, it’s useless, and your IQ is there.

In the end, a generation of Tianjiao stood in front of me, with a tall and mighty back, and I was very happy sitting on the phoenix chair.

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Later, many systems came to me and asked me how to be as successful as me.

I smiled lightly, everything was under control:

1. The mouth must be poisonous.

2. Be ruthless.

3. Fall in love~

CP

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Real life mentor shou & real bully boss gong