non-professional iceman
Chapter 98
Just forget that you have trouble with this too?
"Then have you ever thought about it... With your current status, knowing that you like masculinity, how many people will send molesters to your door?"
Liu Yu suddenly changed color when he heard the words.
There was only one thought in his mind:
Who cares if you are being used.
Thank you, I... I can't finish with you!
--------
This rumor turmoil finally ended with Liu Yu issuing three false warnings to Xie Hun.
however
Those extra troubles...
Let Liu Yu remember the hatred for a long time.
After a long time, everyone knew that King Song hated people spreading rumors and making troubles.
But the reason, but few people know.
1~50 questions
Spoiler: 100 questions about sex between husband and wife (first [-] questions)
Ye: Ye Haoran, Liu: Liu Yu
The rumors have been resolved, Brother Ye and Xiaoyu, don't worry about the two-person world, and cooperate with Yun to do an investigation!
The host is on stage, let me sprinkle some flowers first~(≧?≦)/~.It's the first time to host a questionnaire survey, and I feel a little excited.
Heck, first of all
1. Please tell everyone your name. (Whisper: Is that right to ask this)
Ye: Ye Haoran, Zu Yanze
Liu: Liu Yu
Yun: Seeing the name Zu Yanze, I can always feel Ji Laner's deep affection.
Liu: (provocative) I am no worse than her in terms of affection.
Yun: But look, Miss Ji Laner is so talented.
For example, Miss Qianqian's name...
Qianqian means cyan.
"Wen Xuan and Song Yu <Gao Tang Fu>" wrote: "Looking up at the mountains and marshes, looking down on thousands of thousands, showing off the rainbow." Li Shan's note: ""Shuowen" said: Qianqian, Qingye. Qian and Qian are the same ancient characters .”
It not only has the meaning of "green is taken from blue", but also has the meaning of "the beauty of mountains and rivers".It can be said to be a piece of lovesickness in it...
Can you do such a level thing?
Read a few more books and fight again!
Liu: (suddenly realizes)... No wonder she can't catch up with Haoran.
Ye: (face expressionless) I just found out...you mean, she likes me?
Yun: (Can't believe it) What?How can it be!They gave you a hint of a sword spike, kept your sword for you, gave you a portrait after a while, and even wrote a poem with a pen, something that even Xiaoyu can see, you don't know?
leaf:……
Liu: (satisfied) She was the first to meet Haoran, but she still missed it.Do I have to thank her for reading more books?
Yun: My feelings for Big Brother Ye are slow... I can only say yes.
Well, without further delay, let's move on to the second question.
2. What are your ages?
leaf:……
Liu: Now? 25.
Yun: You are really young compared to someone.
Liu: (sneering) Do you still want to interview?
Yun: ...Damn it, why are you threatening me?
Liu: Haoran will definitely not argue with you, so let me do it for you.
Yun: (crying) Woo...you are not cute anymore.
Liu: (Of course) It’s fine if Haoran doesn’t think so.
Yun: (choking, taking a deep breath) That...ahem...let's move on to the next question.
3. What is your gender?
Leaf: male
Liu: Male
Yun: It passed without any trouble.You guys are so cooperative?It seems that both of them are very straightforward guys.
4. What is your personality?
Ye: I have a sense of responsibility, but I don't like to meddle in other people's affairs, and I am more restrained.
Liu: Hmm...it should be crazy, love to gamble?But I've been lucky.
Ye: (coldly) Very good.
Yun: (satisfied) Haha, Brother Ye seems to mind.
Liu: Haoran, I apply for an explanation.
Ye: No, it's the author's fault.
cloud:……
5. What is the personality of the other party?
Liu: (Thinking) Calm and reliable, sometimes very indifferent, like not caring about anything, sometimes very strong and demanding.Although he looks indifferent, Haoran is actually a very gentle person.
Yun: Well, what about Brother Ye's opinion?
Ye: She has a firm personality. When encountering setbacks, she will be depressed for a while and then be full of energy.Frank and bold, occasionally stubborn, quite cute.
Yun: It is obviously a normal answer, why do I have the feeling that you are still showing your affection?
Liu: Do you have an opinion?
Yun: ... (with a straight face) No!
6. When did the two meet?Where?
Ye: The timeline is rather chaotic?Where to start?
Yun: (wronged) Blame me...
Liu: Three years ago, the venue was the first floor of Bianhuangji.
Yun: ...Actually not.
Liu: Of course, the impressions of both parties shall prevail.
7. What is your first impression of the other party?
Liu: Weird?
Ye: Gao Yan's best friends.
Liu: (surprised)...I just realized that you misunderstood me so much.
Yun: (satisfied) So thank you for asking me out for you!
8. What do you like about each other?
Ye: Very frankly, don't bother to guess.
Liu: Very reliable, I feel at ease.
Yun: (Sigh...) Xiaoyu, in fact, you don't have to deliberately answer in the same format as Brother Ye.Is it meaningful to show affection in this way?
Liu: I was discovered by you.
Yun: I am my real mother.
9. What do you hate about each other?
Ye: ... luck.
Yun: I understand what you want to say.But this is fate!Stop blaming me.
Liu: There is nothing to hate.
Yun: Really not?
Ye: (light reminder) It's time for you to continue asking.
Yun: (dry smile) Brother Ye, what does your eyes mean?ok ok, i'll continue.
10. How do you feel about your compatibility with the other party?
Ye: It's okay.
Liu: Very good.
Yun: (surprised) Your answers are different.
Liu: The meaning is the same.Haoran's "okay" means "very good".
Yun: Is this all right? (.)
11. How do you call each other?
Liu: Haoran.
Ye: Send slaves.
Yun: Actually, I've always wondered why you didn't call him Xiaoyu?
Liu: (satisfied) Isn't it more intimate to be called Jinu?
Ye: (calmly) It was his good plan.You can review the plot.
Yun: Let's take a look back.Please see the big screen.
------
Liu Yu watched Ye Haoran turn around, and suddenly shouted: "Brother Ye!"
Ye Haoran turned around, waiting for his next words with a blank expression.
"Can I call your name directly in the future?" Liu Yu couldn't help asking.
Ye Haoran was stunned for a moment, he really didn't expect Liu Yu to stop him for such a thing, thinking about calling him by name is not a big deal, so he nodded in agreement: "Yes."
Liu Yu smiled slightly, and said happily: "Then as a reward, Haoran will call me by my small characters in the future."
"..." Is this really a reward?Why do I feel there is a problem~
Although Ye Haoran felt that something was wrong, he didn't realize that it would do him any harm. He gave Liu Yu a meaningful look, turned around and continued walking to the cabin.
----------
Yun: Wow, it turns out that since then, Xiaoyu, you have made up your mind!I really admire you.
So……
12. What do you want the other party to call you?
Liu: Now it’s fine to call it that.
Ye: Same.
Yun: It seems that Brother Ye doesn't mind this kind of intimate address.
13. If you compare the other party to an animal, what is it?
Liu: A lion?
Ye: clouded leopard.
Yun: It's easy for a lion to understand, but what the hell is a clouded leopard?
Ye: (asking lightly) Do you need popular science?
Yun: (holding on) Anyway, both of them are similar to cats, what about popular science! (Whisper: Is there any off-site support to help Encyclopedia?)
14. If you give someone a gift, what will you give?
Ye: I don't know.
Liu: I don't know.
Yun: (〃′o`) This question is actually the first one with the same answer except for the third question. (Stunned) Xiaoyu, don't you plan to pack yourself and give it to Brother Ye?
Liu: ... (curious) It's already his, can I still give it away?
Cloud: What the hell? (ω) This answer... really self-conscious... I'm speechless.
What about Brother Ye?You don't know why Sazi?
Ye: (continues to remain silent)...
Cloud: Why why?answer quickly!
Liu: I have already made a lot of money, what gift do I need?
Yun: (raises hand) Allow me to ask one more question, where did you make money?
Liu: (thoughtfully) Does it count if you catch him?
15. What gift do you hope to get?
Liu: (eyes brighten) A perfect elopement!
Ye: (coldly) Is it possible?
Liu: (dejected) It's just hope.
Yun: Xiaoyu has such a big resentment... I'd better listen to Brother Ye.
Ye: ... (Thinking) A ... complete elopement?
Yun: ... (black line) I misunderstood you, Brother Ye... Have you been led astray by Xiao Yu?
Ye: (indifferently) Who told someone to make the first elopement unsuccessful.I don't like the feeling of failure.
Yun: My fault, I reflect on it.
16. Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?If so, what is it?
Yeh: Actually not.
Cloud: Huh?Didn't he say he hated Xiaoyu's luck before?
Ye: This is not something he can decide on his own.
Yun: Brother Ye, you are indeed very gentle!I believe it.What about Xiaoyu?
Liu: (decisively) Yes!
Yun: (accidentally) Huh?You said yes?Who just said that there is no place to hate each other?
Liu: This is different, otherwise what is the point of asking two similar questions? (whispers) What I'm most dissatisfied with is that Haoran didn't even smile from the beginning to the end! (Revelation) Haoran must look good when he smiles!
Yun: ...don't expect facial paralysis.
17. What are your bad habits?
Ye: (Think carefully) Love to gloat?
Cloud: Huh?
Liu: The handwriting is not very good-looking?
Yun: Are you two perfunctory me? !
Ye: (raising eyebrows coldly) Do you have any opinions?
Yun: (Quickly) No!
18. What's wrong with the other party?
Leaf: no mouth
"Then have you ever thought about it... With your current status, knowing that you like masculinity, how many people will send molesters to your door?"
Liu Yu suddenly changed color when he heard the words.
There was only one thought in his mind:
Who cares if you are being used.
Thank you, I... I can't finish with you!
--------
This rumor turmoil finally ended with Liu Yu issuing three false warnings to Xie Hun.
however
Those extra troubles...
Let Liu Yu remember the hatred for a long time.
After a long time, everyone knew that King Song hated people spreading rumors and making troubles.
But the reason, but few people know.
1~50 questions
Spoiler: 100 questions about sex between husband and wife (first [-] questions)
Ye: Ye Haoran, Liu: Liu Yu
The rumors have been resolved, Brother Ye and Xiaoyu, don't worry about the two-person world, and cooperate with Yun to do an investigation!
The host is on stage, let me sprinkle some flowers first~(≧?≦)/~.It's the first time to host a questionnaire survey, and I feel a little excited.
Heck, first of all
1. Please tell everyone your name. (Whisper: Is that right to ask this)
Ye: Ye Haoran, Zu Yanze
Liu: Liu Yu
Yun: Seeing the name Zu Yanze, I can always feel Ji Laner's deep affection.
Liu: (provocative) I am no worse than her in terms of affection.
Yun: But look, Miss Ji Laner is so talented.
For example, Miss Qianqian's name...
Qianqian means cyan.
"Wen Xuan and Song Yu <Gao Tang Fu>" wrote: "Looking up at the mountains and marshes, looking down on thousands of thousands, showing off the rainbow." Li Shan's note: ""Shuowen" said: Qianqian, Qingye. Qian and Qian are the same ancient characters .”
It not only has the meaning of "green is taken from blue", but also has the meaning of "the beauty of mountains and rivers".It can be said to be a piece of lovesickness in it...
Can you do such a level thing?
Read a few more books and fight again!
Liu: (suddenly realizes)... No wonder she can't catch up with Haoran.
Ye: (face expressionless) I just found out...you mean, she likes me?
Yun: (Can't believe it) What?How can it be!They gave you a hint of a sword spike, kept your sword for you, gave you a portrait after a while, and even wrote a poem with a pen, something that even Xiaoyu can see, you don't know?
leaf:……
Liu: (satisfied) She was the first to meet Haoran, but she still missed it.Do I have to thank her for reading more books?
Yun: My feelings for Big Brother Ye are slow... I can only say yes.
Well, without further delay, let's move on to the second question.
2. What are your ages?
leaf:……
Liu: Now? 25.
Yun: You are really young compared to someone.
Liu: (sneering) Do you still want to interview?
Yun: ...Damn it, why are you threatening me?
Liu: Haoran will definitely not argue with you, so let me do it for you.
Yun: (crying) Woo...you are not cute anymore.
Liu: (Of course) It’s fine if Haoran doesn’t think so.
Yun: (choking, taking a deep breath) That...ahem...let's move on to the next question.
3. What is your gender?
Leaf: male
Liu: Male
Yun: It passed without any trouble.You guys are so cooperative?It seems that both of them are very straightforward guys.
4. What is your personality?
Ye: I have a sense of responsibility, but I don't like to meddle in other people's affairs, and I am more restrained.
Liu: Hmm...it should be crazy, love to gamble?But I've been lucky.
Ye: (coldly) Very good.
Yun: (satisfied) Haha, Brother Ye seems to mind.
Liu: Haoran, I apply for an explanation.
Ye: No, it's the author's fault.
cloud:……
5. What is the personality of the other party?
Liu: (Thinking) Calm and reliable, sometimes very indifferent, like not caring about anything, sometimes very strong and demanding.Although he looks indifferent, Haoran is actually a very gentle person.
Yun: Well, what about Brother Ye's opinion?
Ye: She has a firm personality. When encountering setbacks, she will be depressed for a while and then be full of energy.Frank and bold, occasionally stubborn, quite cute.
Yun: It is obviously a normal answer, why do I have the feeling that you are still showing your affection?
Liu: Do you have an opinion?
Yun: ... (with a straight face) No!
6. When did the two meet?Where?
Ye: The timeline is rather chaotic?Where to start?
Yun: (wronged) Blame me...
Liu: Three years ago, the venue was the first floor of Bianhuangji.
Yun: ...Actually not.
Liu: Of course, the impressions of both parties shall prevail.
7. What is your first impression of the other party?
Liu: Weird?
Ye: Gao Yan's best friends.
Liu: (surprised)...I just realized that you misunderstood me so much.
Yun: (satisfied) So thank you for asking me out for you!
8. What do you like about each other?
Ye: Very frankly, don't bother to guess.
Liu: Very reliable, I feel at ease.
Yun: (Sigh...) Xiaoyu, in fact, you don't have to deliberately answer in the same format as Brother Ye.Is it meaningful to show affection in this way?
Liu: I was discovered by you.
Yun: I am my real mother.
9. What do you hate about each other?
Ye: ... luck.
Yun: I understand what you want to say.But this is fate!Stop blaming me.
Liu: There is nothing to hate.
Yun: Really not?
Ye: (light reminder) It's time for you to continue asking.
Yun: (dry smile) Brother Ye, what does your eyes mean?ok ok, i'll continue.
10. How do you feel about your compatibility with the other party?
Ye: It's okay.
Liu: Very good.
Yun: (surprised) Your answers are different.
Liu: The meaning is the same.Haoran's "okay" means "very good".
Yun: Is this all right? (.)
11. How do you call each other?
Liu: Haoran.
Ye: Send slaves.
Yun: Actually, I've always wondered why you didn't call him Xiaoyu?
Liu: (satisfied) Isn't it more intimate to be called Jinu?
Ye: (calmly) It was his good plan.You can review the plot.
Yun: Let's take a look back.Please see the big screen.
------
Liu Yu watched Ye Haoran turn around, and suddenly shouted: "Brother Ye!"
Ye Haoran turned around, waiting for his next words with a blank expression.
"Can I call your name directly in the future?" Liu Yu couldn't help asking.
Ye Haoran was stunned for a moment, he really didn't expect Liu Yu to stop him for such a thing, thinking about calling him by name is not a big deal, so he nodded in agreement: "Yes."
Liu Yu smiled slightly, and said happily: "Then as a reward, Haoran will call me by my small characters in the future."
"..." Is this really a reward?Why do I feel there is a problem~
Although Ye Haoran felt that something was wrong, he didn't realize that it would do him any harm. He gave Liu Yu a meaningful look, turned around and continued walking to the cabin.
----------
Yun: Wow, it turns out that since then, Xiaoyu, you have made up your mind!I really admire you.
So……
12. What do you want the other party to call you?
Liu: Now it’s fine to call it that.
Ye: Same.
Yun: It seems that Brother Ye doesn't mind this kind of intimate address.
13. If you compare the other party to an animal, what is it?
Liu: A lion?
Ye: clouded leopard.
Yun: It's easy for a lion to understand, but what the hell is a clouded leopard?
Ye: (asking lightly) Do you need popular science?
Yun: (holding on) Anyway, both of them are similar to cats, what about popular science! (Whisper: Is there any off-site support to help Encyclopedia?)
14. If you give someone a gift, what will you give?
Ye: I don't know.
Liu: I don't know.
Yun: (〃′o`) This question is actually the first one with the same answer except for the third question. (Stunned) Xiaoyu, don't you plan to pack yourself and give it to Brother Ye?
Liu: ... (curious) It's already his, can I still give it away?
Cloud: What the hell? (ω) This answer... really self-conscious... I'm speechless.
What about Brother Ye?You don't know why Sazi?
Ye: (continues to remain silent)...
Cloud: Why why?answer quickly!
Liu: I have already made a lot of money, what gift do I need?
Yun: (raises hand) Allow me to ask one more question, where did you make money?
Liu: (thoughtfully) Does it count if you catch him?
15. What gift do you hope to get?
Liu: (eyes brighten) A perfect elopement!
Ye: (coldly) Is it possible?
Liu: (dejected) It's just hope.
Yun: Xiaoyu has such a big resentment... I'd better listen to Brother Ye.
Ye: ... (Thinking) A ... complete elopement?
Yun: ... (black line) I misunderstood you, Brother Ye... Have you been led astray by Xiao Yu?
Ye: (indifferently) Who told someone to make the first elopement unsuccessful.I don't like the feeling of failure.
Yun: My fault, I reflect on it.
16. Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?If so, what is it?
Yeh: Actually not.
Cloud: Huh?Didn't he say he hated Xiaoyu's luck before?
Ye: This is not something he can decide on his own.
Yun: Brother Ye, you are indeed very gentle!I believe it.What about Xiaoyu?
Liu: (decisively) Yes!
Yun: (accidentally) Huh?You said yes?Who just said that there is no place to hate each other?
Liu: This is different, otherwise what is the point of asking two similar questions? (whispers) What I'm most dissatisfied with is that Haoran didn't even smile from the beginning to the end! (Revelation) Haoran must look good when he smiles!
Yun: ...don't expect facial paralysis.
17. What are your bad habits?
Ye: (Think carefully) Love to gloat?
Cloud: Huh?
Liu: The handwriting is not very good-looking?
Yun: Are you two perfunctory me? !
Ye: (raising eyebrows coldly) Do you have any opinions?
Yun: (Quickly) No!
18. What's wrong with the other party?
Leaf: no mouth
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