Recognize the father with the mini dad

Bright night.

Glittering neon lights dot the dappled city.

Rows of coming and going car taillights light up a beautiful picture like a starry sky.

Of course, these scenes are nothing new on the ground, but if you change places, it will be different.

For example... looking down from the top of a 60-storey building.

Tan Mingzhe wore a black casual outfit, subtly blending himself into the night.He was wearing a black eyepatch, revealing a pair of shrewd and good-looking eyes—a pair of peach blossom eyes, deep and ecstasy, with slightly curved and upturned end of the eyes, making people look electrified.

Speaking of which, these eyes are also where he is most narcissistic.

The tall nose bridge is as sharp as a knife, and the thin lips seem to be smiling but not smiling. Coupled with those peach blossom eyes, it almost looks like a cynical playboy.

Tan Mingzhe wore special gloves on his hands, special knee pads on his knees, and special shoes on his feet.

Why do you say special?You'll know right away.

I saw him leaning over suddenly from the roof, falling down in an upside-down posture.

Halfway down, he was suddenly suspended in the air, his palms stuck to the wall, his knees and shoes were also stuck to the wall, and he got into a half-open window like a big gecko.

"Tan Xiaorui! How many times have I told you, don't open the window in the middle of the night! Also, it's bed time, what are you doing?" Tan Mingzhe climbed into the window, closed the window, drew the curtains, and then walked with ease Turning to the door, there was a warm light in the crack of the door. He opened the door and saw his son Tan Xiaorui sitting cross-legged on the sofa, typing on the computer on the coffee table with his short hands stretched out.So I couldn't help yelling at him a few words.

Tan Xiaorui is six years old this year, less than six years old to be exact, five years and eight months old.The little guy doesn't look like Tan Mingzhe, at least his eyes are different, but he is also a standard handsome little Zhengtai.Xiao Zhengtai's IQ has inherited Tan Mingzhe's IQ, which is ghostly and ghostly, and he often jumps three feet high when he is his father.

Sometimes Tan Mingzhe gritted his teeth and wondered why he couldn't think about raising a child!

No, Tan Xiaorui, who was scolded by his father, didn't raise his head, and said without blinking, "I opened the window only when I saw the signal device tracking you reached the roof. As for why I didn't sleep... Isn't this just to wait for you? If you die, I won't have a father, how pitiful."

Tan Mingzhe: "..."

Look, isn't this the brat sent by heaven to punish him?

But to be honest, Tan Xiaorui grew up like this because Tan Mingzhe reaped the consequences.He wanted to raise a child just to have a companion, but he actually raised this little guy, adhering to the main idea of ​​being happy, joking with such a small child on weekdays, except that he didn't take this little guy The guy died of starvation, sickness, and the direction of the little guy's growth is really free to play as he wants.

"You put a tracker on me again..." Tan Mingzhe searched for a while but couldn't find it, and finally gave up. He walked to the bathroom while taking off his clothes, "I'll come out of the shower later, if you haven't gone to bed yet Be careful I will beat you."

"I'm contacting the buyer, otherwise you'll be a prodigal and we'll starve to death sooner or later." Tan Xiaorui still didn't receive his father's threat, and replied solemnly and calmly.He finally looked up at Tan Mingzhe: "Didn't you gain anything today?"

"Today is just a step." After Tan Mingzhe finished his answer, his clothes were almost taken off, and he pointed to a long scar on his lower abdomen and said to Tan Xiaorui, "I gave birth to your kid because of the boss's fault. Can you be more polite when talking to me?"

Tan Xiaorui rolled his eyes: "Aren't you annoyed by the thousand-year-old stalker always talking about it? Can't you be a little new? Your scars look like the big cuts you couldn't get when you were fighting, and you can't coax a child." Isn't there such a coaxing method?"

Tan Mingzhe: "..." He has a bad temper, and if he can't say it, he intends to use force to solve it. When he walked this way, Tan Xiaorui finally gave him a smiling face, which made Tan Xiaorui look like a normal child: "Old Dad, I'm sorry, I was wrong, you are obedient, please go take a bath, okay? I have put away the hot water for you, if you don't go to the water, it will be cold. Besides, it is cold now, you are so aggressive, be careful not to catch a cold .”

"I must have owed you in my last life!" Tan Mingzhe gritted his teeth and said, then turned and went into the bathroom.

When he closed the bathroom door, he glanced down, Big Bird...

The word pleased him in a way.

That stinky boy will catch him at his deathbed.

Tan Mingzhe soaked himself in the bathtub, turned on the massager, closed his eyes comfortably and began to plan the information and the best plan route in his head today...

When Tan Xiaorui opened the bathroom door, Tan Mingzhe was already asleep.

Tan Xiaorui tiptoed over and pinched Tan Mingzhe's nose.

Tan Mingzhe first breathed with his mouth wide open, but breathing with his mouth was uncomfortable after all, he was finally suffocated awake, and then he heard Tan Xiaorui giggling.

He hugged the little guy and pushed him into the bathtub.

"Let me go—" Tan Xiaorui thumped twice, the water splashed everywhere, and some of the water in the bathtub also flowed out and fell to the floor.

"Stinky boy, you can wash with me." Tan Mingzhe took off the little guy's pajamas and hugged him into his arms.

Tan Xiaorui kicked his legs a few more times, his father scratched his armpit a few times, and suddenly became limp, laughing in Tan Mingzhe's arms.

The water temperature can be adjusted to a constant temperature, so Tan Mingzhe took a bath with his son for a while, then wrapped the two of them together in a big bath towel, skipped to the bedroom, and let his son laugh all the way.

One big and one small fell on the big bed, Tan Xiaorui crawled inside, grabbed the soft quilt to cover himself, while Tan Mingzhe wiped his hair with a corner of the bath towel, stood by the closet and found out his underwear to put on.

"Do you wear underwear?" Tan Mingzhe asked Tan Xiaorui.

Tan Xiaorui thought for a while: "Put it on..."

Tan Mingzhe found a little yellow man's little underwear and threw it to Tan Xiaorui. It was very accurate, and it was directly on Tan Xiaorui's white and tender face.

Tan Xiaorui pouted and grabbed it off, and he arched and arched in the quilt, arching the quilt into a spherical shape, and he put on his underwear under the quilt.

Tan Mingzhe took out the hair dryer, half-kneeled on the bed, grabbed Tan Xiaorui and helped him dry his hair, and then gave himself a few random blow-dryings. After it was almost half dry, he turned off the hair dryer and threw it back into the drawer.

"Dad, where are you going?" Tan Xiaorui yawned. He was about to close his eyes and go to sleep when he found Tan Mingzhe walking outside. He couldn't help getting up and staring at his unreliable father.

Tan Mingzhe came back and kissed him on the forehead, then reached out and ruffled his hair meanly: "I'll get a glass of water, do you want to drink?"

"Drink." Tan Xiaorui didn't bother with his father, and waited for Tan Mingzhe to pour water before brushing his hair with his small hands.

Tan Mingzhe poured the water and came back, and the two of them drank a glass each.

Lying side by side on the bed, Tan Xiaorui stuffed his little feet between his father's legs to keep warm, and said softly, "Dad, can I not go to kindergarten?"

"Huh? Why don't you go? It's great to have children playing with you, and a lot of toys!" Tan Mingzhe is the kind of guy who falls on the pillow as soon as he touches it. I didn't take it to heart when I said I didn't go to kindergarten.

"Those kids are too immature and boring." Tan Xiaorui commented on the kids of the same age, arched into Tan Mingzhe's arms, and put his small hands around Tan Mingzhe's arm, "Dad, I can also study by myself."

"I didn't say you can't learn by yourself. My son is so smart. He can learn the courses of the third and fourth grades of elementary school now! That's right... Living alone and not communicating with normal people, you will get autism." Tan Mingzhe is rare. Seriously once, frowning and analyzing his 'worries' with his son.

Tan Xiaorui: "..."

Dear, do you think I might get autism with a dad like you?

"Then... why don't you skip a grade? You think kindergarteners are too immature, so go to grades three and four? Hmm... Will it be too fast? Let's start with grade two first?" Tan Mingzhe patted Tan Xiaorui's little butt sighed inwardly.

He originally wanted his son to communicate and play more with his peers so that he could have a normal and happy childhood, but after hearing what his son said today, he thought about it in another way, and he also felt that it is possible for his son to play and communicate with a group of kindergarten children. Is it a bit embarrassing, let's raise the level first?

Tan Xiaorui pouted silently, and hummed sullenly.

In fact, he doesn't want to skip a grade, he just wants to learn by himself.

More importantly, he wants to look at his father, his father is too unreliable, running around without peace, it's better to have him at home to supervise, otherwise his father probably bought a diamond monkey and went to heaven ...

Tan Mingzhe got his son's affirmation—even if it was an unhappy promise, it was a promise—he was relieved immediately, and he said with a big heart: "Then it's settled, sleep and sleep, good night baby."

Tan Xiaorui: "...good night, Dad."

Children sleep more often, so they wake up early. Tan Xiaorui crawled out from under his father's arms and ran to the bathroom to pee.

After washing, I came out and saw the clothes thrown on the carpet in the living room, picked them up diligently, ran into a ball, opened the door of a room, and stepped in.

This room is a very large room, with many sophisticated instruments and shelves, and there are several sets of this kind of clothes of his father in his arms.

The shape is different, but the function is the same, and they are all black.

Tan Xiaorui dragged a chair and placed it in front of a hanger, climbed up to hang the clothes.

He tiptoed and turned his head to look at the table in the studio. There were bottles and cans, and he didn't know what new stuff his father was working on.

After Tan Mingzhe got up, he followed the scent and went straight to the kitchen. Tan Xiaorui was standing on a chair frying poached eggs.Hearing the sound of footsteps, he commanded: "The slices of bread have been baked, and the milk has been warmed up, take them out."

"Of order!" Tan Mingzhe was very pleased, and arranged the breakfast according to his son's instructions, opened the bread sauce, spread the bread slices for both of them, and waited for the fried eggs and ham to arrive.

It didn't take long for Tan Xiaorui to come over with fried eggs and ham. He was about to climb onto the chair when his father picked him up and put him on the chair.

Tan Xiaorui: "..." The sudden suspension was really shocking.

Someone courteously served him fried eggs and ham: "Eat."

As if he did it.

Tan Xiaorui took it, took a bite, and his calf was dangling: "Dad, why don't you send me to kindergarten today to complete the withdrawal procedures!"

Tan Mingzhe teased him: "I have amnesia, I don't understand what you are talking about."

Tan Xiaorui kicked his leg: "Then don't eat the breakfast I made!"

"Just eat it." Tan Mingzhe took another big bite, with a sly smile on his face.

Tan Xiaorui saw that he was teasing himself, and couldn't help rolling his eyes.

With such a childish father, I can't stand it...

The author has something to say: [New year, new atmosphere, new hole opened!If you like it, please bookmark it. If you have a manuscript, you can guarantee daily updates.] Everyone can’t feel how to show peach blossom eyes when wearing a blindfold, ahem, let me put a picture for everyone~ It’s intuitive and clear~