Daoist ghosts willfully enforce the law

The bare-bottomed little milk baby still knows how to be shy. After covering his little butt with a piece of orange peel, he pointed at Wei Shiming angrily and said, "Hooligan!" !” Then they pointed to Wei Shiming and Xiaoxuangui together and said, “Rivers of the same feather!”

Wei Shiming turned his head to look at He Jin in a daze, and stammered, "What is this..."

He Jin liked his inadvertent dependence and trust the most, sat on the bed with him and observed for a while, then hesitated and said: "It's a bit like the orange fruit fairy recorded in the literature...but it's not quite like it, maybe it has something to do with the orange boy."

"Anyway, it was picked out from the orange, so it must have something to do with the orange." Wei Shiming said while placing the little milk baby on the little black turtle's shell.

The little milk baby has been holding a piece of orange peel tightly to cover his butt. After being placed on the shell of the little black turtle, he quickly sat cross-legged, hiding his lower body behind the orange peel, obviously still very vigilant against hooligans.

The corner of Wei Shiming's mouth twitched, and he asked, "Little Xuangui, it's not the good thing you're talking about, is it? Do you know it?"

Little Xuangui said slowly: "No...know...know..."

Wei Shiming complained: "I don't know why you were so enthusiastic just now, it's really rare for me to see you running so fast."

The little black turtle seemed to take a sip of saliva, and then said longingly: "Okay... eat..."

This time, without waiting for Wei Shiming to say anything, the little milk baby sitting on the little black turtle shell screamed, stood up and kicked on the turtle shell: "Bad guy, bad guy, bad guy! I knew you were biting leaves!" You want to eat me! Scoundrel!!”

The little black tortoise retracted into the turtle shell to hide, and continued to drool: "Smell... spray... spray..."

Wei Shiming: "..."

It turned out not to know each other, but to be hungry.

That's right, Ju Boy can attract first-level protected animals to rush to eat. This milk baby who is more humanoid than Ju Boy may have more aura and is more attractive to spirits.

So... the little black turtle is so excited, it's actually like a human seeing a super invincible and delicious barbecue.

After he figured it out, Wei Shiming became even more curious about the milk baby, poked him with his finger, and reminded, "You're gone."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" the milk baby who was still bouncing up and down on the tortoise shell suddenly shrank back under the orange peel to cover his naked buttocks.

Although you are a boy, you must protect yourself!

Wei Shiming laughed out loud, and asked him again after laughing: "Who are you? How did you get into my pocket?"

The little milk boy was angry: "I chose you because of my poor eyesight. I originally wanted you to enshrine me, but I didn't expect you to be a stinky hooligan!"

Wei Shiming raised his eyebrows and selected the most useful information: "Enshrine? Choose me?"

"Yes." The little milk boy shook the two leaves on the top of his head, and regained his air: "If you enshrine me, I can help you settle down and attract wealth, ward off evil spirits and cure diseases, and predict good and bad times to keep you safe. You can call me a god."

Wei Shiming's eyes were strange: "Do you know where my home is?"

Little Milkman: "I don't know, but you are a person with great fortune. Although you have been led astray by ups and downs, you are not a treacherous person after all. You can turn your back on your way and start a new life. If you enshrine me in the future, I can give it to you." You point out the maze and let you go through the ordeal."

Saying such awe-inspiring words in a childish voice sounds cute and wants to laugh.

Wei Shiming rubbed his brows to suppress his smile, and when he looked up again, his clothes instantly returned to the black wide-sleeved official uniform of a ghost messenger, and his hair also turned into long hair, which was casually scattered behind his back, possessing When it came down, it hung on both sides of the cheeks, like a ghost, and said quietly: "Actually, I'm not human..."

"..." The little milk boy stared blankly at this scene, his eyes widened, and he didn't move for a while.

Wei Shiming stopped and tilted his head to look at him.

Baby Milkman: 0-0

Wei Shiming poked it, and the little milk baby fell down stiffly, and passed out completely.

"Fuck." Wei Shiming was taken aback, and quickly covered the little baby's butt with an orange peel, and said in embarrassment, "He seems to be scared by me."

He Jin sat beside him, propped one hand on the bed and wrapped around a lock of his long hair with the other, hummed absently.

Wei Shiming asked: "What should we do now... Didn't he say that he is the god of the house? Why is he so timid?"

He Jin: "Courage has nothing to do with identity, maybe he is naturally timid."

While the two were talking, Xiaoxuangui rushed to Naiwa's side after he passed out, aww, and bit his leaf again.The little milk baby who was in a coma suddenly sat on the verge of death and suddenly came back to life, kicking the little black turtle away: "Bad guy!!"

The little black tortoise probably couldn't beat Nai Wa, seeing him wake up, he retracted into the turtle shell again, and let the little Nai Wa bounce on his tortoise shell, pretending to be dead to the end.

The little milk boy was so angry that his leaves were gnawed twice and left tooth marks, so he opened his mouth angrily, and sprayed water at the little black turtle——

Originally Wei Shiming breathed a sigh of relief because the little milk baby woke up, but in the next second, he saw a bright fountain flashing in front of his eyes and hitting the little black turtle with a bang, turning over the shell of the little black turtle Come here, struggling on all fours.

Wei Shiming laughed a few times, and suddenly realized: "Fuck, my bed!!"

"........."

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

Wei Shiming stared at the bed silently for a long time, finally turned the little black turtle over, and said in a deep voice: "Such a cute family god, it must be spicy to be delicious!"

Little Xuangui immediately regained his spirits: "Clear... steam... original... taste..."

Wei Shiming said firmly: "No, spicy. At most, I will let you order medium spicy."

Little Xuan Gui refused to give an inch: "Clear... steam..."

Although He Jin was a little surprised, he still patted Wei Shiming on the back reassuringly, and reminded: "If he is an orange fruit fairy and belongs to the earth fairy, his status is slightly higher than ordinary ghosts, so he can't be spicy... ...and he is an orange, and orange spicy must not taste good."

Little Milkman: "..." He was wrong QAQ

Wei Shiming snorted coldly, looked at the drenched bed and then at the little milk baby, the anger began to rise from the top of his head: "I still want to make offerings! You can follow me to eat dirt from now on!"

After finishing speaking, he found a red string, tied one end to the turtle shell of the little black turtle, and tied the other end to the waist of the little milk baby, hung the two of them on the lamp, and said coldly: "Face the wall and think about it. !"

Little Milkman: "..."

Little Xuangui: "..."

After dealing with the two naughty little guys, I still have to face the problem of the soaked bed and the accommodation tonight.

Wei Shiming muttered a little unhappy: "No good things will happen this time!"

Little Xuangui: "Yes..."

Little Milkman: "I, I, I, isn't it a good thing that you got a house god who is more powerful than the stinky black turtle?"

Wei Shiming's veins burst: "Shut up, both of you!"

Two little ones: "..."

He Jin coughed lightly, transferred Wei Shiming's backpack to his own bed, and said calmly: "The matter has already happened, let's think about how to solve it... If it doesn't work, we can squeeze the bed together."

"I don't want to." Wei Shiming rejected him coldly. It was fine before, but now that he just punctured the window paper, he must not leave him with any thoughts.

He Jin comforted: "It's very late now, there must be no spare room to stay in, we'll just stay for one night, just leave tomorrow."

"I don't..." Wei Shiming frowned: "I decided not to sleep anymore, and I will take these two to the underworld, so that they can have a long memory." After speaking, Wei Shiming turned around and wanted to put the lamp hanging on the desk lamp. Pick up the two little ones on the table.

He Jin grasped his wrist even faster, and asked in a very low voice: "Is it because you don't even have to be friends after confessing your love?"

Wei Shiming paused, and said after a while: "Not really...but at least the boundary must be there."

"What's your boundary?" He Jin asked back: "We were friends before, didn't we? Back then it was okay to share a bed, why can't it be done now? Is your boundary refusing to contact me? Will you be in the future? Will be like a stranger to me...or even never appear in front of me again?"

Wei Shiming looked back at him, and finally sighed: "Don't play tricks on me!"

He Jin held his wrist silently, with a stubborn expression.

Wei Shiming was in a stalemate with him, rationally telling him that he could not retreat, and if he retreated one step, the city gate would fall and retreat step by step.But emotionally, he really couldn't bear to reject He Jin, even if he knew that the other party was playing tricks, but if he really saw the other party showing such a look, he couldn't help but soften his heart.

He Jin knew Wei Shiming well all along, and when he saw that his expression was loose, he immediately climbed up the pole, and shouted in a begging tone: "Ah Ming..."

He Jin: "A Ming..."

"Ah-"

"Shut up!" Within three sounds, Wei Shiming shook off his hand violently.

He Jin froze for a moment, and when his face sank, Wei Shiming slowly said in an unhappy tone: "I'll take a bath first, and I'll sleep later."

After speaking, he rummaged through his backpack to find a change of clothes and went into the bathroom.

The moment the door closed, Wei Shiming regretted it, and went mad in the bathroom with his clothes in his arms, slandering him why he agreed!Why be softhearted!Why couldn't he resist He Jin's tone! !

Outside the door, He Jin didn't realize until now that Wei Shiming agreed.

The moment he was thrown away, He Jin even thought of coping strategies for all the worst things in his mind, and even thought at the end that it doesn't matter if he really doesn't agree in this life, he can continue to wait Time... Wei Shiming agreed.

He Jin smiled silently, completely disregarding his usual calm and calm image, smiling like a child who got candy... He got a candy, a candy named Wei Shiming, who was only willing to soften for him.

The two little ones spinning on the desk lamp: "..."

Can't you pull the lights when you're in love?Has anyone noticed us? Hey!