Daoist ghosts willfully enforce the law

He stared silently, and saw the 'stone' rubbing against the side bit by bit with great effort.At first, Wei Shiming thought that the other party was afraid that he would find something was wrong, so he deliberately slowed down and crawled away.It wasn't until the other party showed his head that Wei Shiming realized that he didn't slow down on purpose, he couldn't go fast...

'Stone' was trying very hard to escape, and just when he was about to touch the edge, the palm of the Tathagata descended from heaven directly slapped him into the soil.Wei Shiming looked at him condescendingly, his voice was a bit gloomy: "Oh, so it's alive?"

'Stone':"……"

Wei Shiming took the stone out of the soil and took a closer look. The light here is not bright, so just looking at it, it is a small flat piece of greenish yellow, which is no different from a stone.But now if you take a closer look, you will find that the texture of this product is clearly visible, but it is just covered with a layer of soil!

That's right, it's not a rock at all, it's a little turtle no bigger than a palm and no more than three fingers wide!

Looking at his shell, Wei Shiming felt a dull pain in his back: "What are you doing hiding here, a good tortoise? The shell is still so hard that I almost vomit blood."

The little turtle huddled in its shell and couldn't come out. After a while, a small child-like voice suddenly sounded, whispering softly: "I..."

"En?" Wei Shiming pinched the little turtle and checked it repeatedly, very surprised: "Can he talk? It looks like a ghost? It's okay to be able to develop spiritual talent at such a young age."

"……Do not……"

"It's not a ghost, it's something!" Wei Shiming squeezed its shell and asked, "Tell me, did you do the construction site outside?"

"……Yes……"

Wei Shiming was very happy: "Very well, I have found the owner, and I will hand you over to He Jin later." After speaking, Wei Shiming peeked out at the snake nest below, and the group of snakes were very vigilant Still with their heads upright, some snakes wanted to climb up the wall, as if they had already regarded the sudden intruder as prey.

As he was observing, the voice of the little tortoise in his ear was still faintly saying: "... Wu..."

Wei Shiming: "???"

Little turtle: "...turtle..."

Wei Shiming: "..."

He was silent for a while, and the little turtle thought he hadn't heard clearly, and began to speak slowly: "I... am... Xuan... Turtle..."

This time, Wei Shiming didn't interrupt the little turtle, and finally listened comprehensively: "Are the turtles and black turtles different? Why are they all so clearly distinguished?"

But little Xuan Gui was very concerned about this question, and explained it again very seriously: "It's... Xuan... Turtle..."

"Hey, stop talking, I feel uncomfortable." Wei Shiming didn't have the patience to listen to his long voice, threw it into his pocket, and slowly floated up the mountain wall—this probably It is the advantage that he has both the characteristics of a ghost and a human being. He can vomit blood when he falls, and he can also float up.

As soon as he left the stone, he saw a big golden boa constrictor jumping out suddenly, with its mouth open to reveal the snake's letter and sharp teeth.Wei Shiming quickly sped up and left the cave, and finally sat down on the grassy road, heaving a deep sigh of relief.

A shadow suddenly blocked him, and when Wei Shiming looked up, he saw He Jin's expression was particularly gloomy, and the emotions in his eyes were turbulent: "What happened just now?"

"I fell into a hole, that's it... Huh?" Wei Shiming wanted to point it out to the other party, but the wild grass road around him was very flat, and it didn't look like there was a hole at all. He tried to step on it with his foot, and He Jin Grab his arm immediately.

Wei Shiming reassured him that it was all right, and stepped on it hard with his feet. As a result, the terrain was flat and there was no hollow feeling at all, let alone the deep hole that he fell into just now.Wei Shiming was a little confused, quickly explained what happened just now, and touched his pocket again. Fortunately, Xiao Xuangui was there, which added a little bit of trust to his words.

As soon as Little Xuan Gui was pulled out of his pocket, he couldn't wait to say: "It's... I..."

Wei Shiming: "What are you? Are you saying that this cave has something to do with you?"

Little Xuangui was very sure: "It is... I..."

Wei Shiming frowned: "So I was able to go down because of your blessing?"

His voice was very dangerous, and the little black turtle shrank back into the turtle shell in a timely manner, and said in a muffled voice: "I... want to... go... go..."

"What the hell, I was almost killed by you!" Wei Shiming would be furious whenever he thought that he had suffered this for no reason, and he would throw him out by raising his hand.

"Wait first!" After He Jin understood the matter, he rescued the little black turtle for the time being: "Since it can choose you, it means that you are destined, don't be angry."

Little Xuangui suddenly gained confidence: "There is... fate..."

Wei Shiming complained: "But it dragged me down, and I was caught off guard and vomited blood. How could there be such a fate!"

He Jin's expression froze immediately: "Injured? Let me see."

"He just vomited blood, and everything else is okay." Wei Shiming didn't expect him to be so concerned, so he quickly stopped his movements: "It's okay, it's okay, don't look at it... I just want to say that this turtle is hateful, so I refuse to talk to him." He is destined."

He Jin squeezed the tortoise shell: "You can't throw it away either."

Little Xuangui immediately became more confident: "Yes..."

He Jin glanced at it with an unfriendly expression: "No matter how bad it is, you can still cook soft-shelled turtle soup to nourish you. Although it's a bit small and less fleshy, but it's more curative than ordinary soft-shelled turtle soup."

Little Xuangui: "..."

Wei Shiming laughed out loud, and clasped his fist at He Jin: "I admire it!"

Although it was mostly a joke, Wei Shiming was very happy to scare the little black turtle. He took the little black turtle and weighed it a few times. He said regretfully, "It's true that there is very little meat."

Little Xuangui: "It's been... minutes..."

Wei Shiming was pulled up by He Jin: "Let's go back first, there should be no problem on the mountain, if there is any problem, just look for this little turtle."

Little Xuangui: "Too... bullying..."

He Jin patted the dirt on his body for him: "Okay, are there any other wounds on his body? How about I carry you on my back?"

Little Xuangui: "...Negative..."

Wei Shiming: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll make up for it after drinking soft-shelled turtle soup."

Little Xuangui: "..."

The last two people returned the same way, and having the little black tortoise in their hands was not a waste of money. After all, animals with enlightened intelligence are extremely rare in today's world, let alone a little black tortoise.The two had a meal and rested in a lounge under the hospitality of the person in charge, and waited until evening to see what was going on.

Because the little tortoise is very small, Wei Shiming found a slightly larger teacup and put him in it, the shell just got stuck and he couldn't move.He smiled very sinisterly, picked up the teacup and put it on the alcohol lamp: "Come here, I borrowed the alcohol lamp specially, and stew a cup of soft-shelled turtle soup for tonic."

The little black turtle struggled hard, but it was a pity that it was stuck a little tight and could only shout hoarsely: "Save... life... ah..."

Wei Shiming almost laughed out loud, and it felt good to vent his anger!

He Jin shook his head helplessly, took out the wound medicine from his backpack and walked towards Wei Shiming: "Let me see your injury."

"It's okay." Wei Shiming quickly refused: "It's really okay. If I have something to do, I will definitely not insist on it. Now it doesn't hurt at all."

He Jin looked at him silently.

Wei Shiming was in a stalemate with him for a few seconds before being defeated, and while unbuttoning his shirt, he muttered: "Why are you so stubborn, even if I come with you, you don't have to be so nervous, I'm afraid I can't rely on you? "

He Jin stood behind him, with a calm voice: "I'm not afraid of you."

Wei Shiming took off his shirt and laughed a few times: "That's not okay, I want to have a few more meals of roast chicken."

"Okay." He Jin answered absently, staring at his back while opening the cap of the wound medicine bottle.Wei Shiming belongs to the type who looks thin when he wears clothes and takes off his clothes. He has a firm body and is not thin. His skin is pale after not being exposed to the sun for a long time. The treatment has turned black and purple, which shows that the injuries were serious at that time.

He Jin frowned immediately, poured the potion on his palm and rubbed it to dissolve the bruise.

Wei Shiming took a breath, "Hiss, it hurts."

He Jin supported his shoulder with one hand and kept rubbing the bruise with the other hand: "Be patient first."

Except for the pain that was caught off guard at the beginning, the rest can be tolerated.While enduring the pain in his back, Wei Shiming was muttering about stewing the little black turtle and drinking the tonic soup.

Little Xuan Gui hoarse: "Shame...shame..."

Wei Shiming: "...What shame? What shame! Shut up!"

He Jin secretly glanced at the little black turtle, the coldness in his eyes was almost real, the ice-cold little black turtle immediately retracted into its shell without daring to make a sound.Wei Shiming thought it was scared, so he laughed at it proudly: "Wow, you are a shrinking turtle!"

Little Xuangui: "..."

After rubbing the bruised blood, He Jin put on a plaster to complete it. He took his clothes and draped it over his shoulders: "It's almost the same when I change the plaster at night."

Wei Shiming put on his clothes: "Ang."

After He Jin washed the medicated oil that was full of hands, he came back and sat at the table again, dragged the cup containing the little black turtle and took a closer look: "The black turtle belongs to the lineage of Xuanwu, and Xuanwu is one of the four spirits of the sky. One, also known as Xuanming, is the god of water and lives in the North Sea. Xuanming is in the north, and the underworld is also in the north, so Xuanwu can ask for divination through the dark world."

Wei Shiming poked the cup: "Can the black turtle do it too?"

"Yes. Xuanwu is a whole body of turtle and snake. Without the symbiosis of snakes, it is a mysterious turtle." He Jin said: "Have you heard of turtle divination? The texture of the turtle's back is called tortoise script. When divination, the tortoise shell is burned, and the cracked lines can be seen." , to rest blame with omens of good and bad."

Wei Shiming suddenly became interested: "Burning the shell? What do you think of the alcohol lamp?"

The cup was still shaking violently: "Can't... can... burn..."

"It's not for you to talk." Wei Shiming excitedly opened the alcohol lamp: "How do you use this?"

He Jin glanced at Wei Shiming, who had an expression of "I want to play a prank", and calmly said, "I'll do it." He took the hand and scientifically lit the alcohol lamp, and then put it on the table.

The cup suddenly tilted, and it slid towards the table in a chubby way. You can vaguely see the dark turtle stretching out its hands as if trying to escape. Wei Shiming quickly caught the cup back, put it back, and saw the little turtle inside. Be a shrinking turtle again.

Little Xuan Gui probably felt that he couldn't run, so he still realized it with reason and moved him with emotion: "I...will...count...not...use...burn..."

Wei Shiming refused: "No, I feel uncomfortable with what you said."

Little Xuangui also went all out in order not to be roasted: "I... only... say... good... bad..."

Wei Shiming clicked on the desktop: "So tonight's events are good or bad?"

The little black turtle was silent for three seconds, and said, "Ping..."

Wei Shiming was stunned for a moment: "Wait a minute? What did you say is good or bad? What does flat mean?"

"It's not ominous, it's plain." The speed of speech was naturally He Jin's: "It means that we can't finish this matter tonight. If you think about it, this matter is more complicated than we imagined."

Wei Shiming was a little surprised: "You still understand these things, really amazing."

He Jin straightened his body reservedly: "It's okay."

Wei Shiming took the little Xuangui out of the teacup and pushed it in front of him: "Since you understand so well, I will give it to you. If I remember correctly that Xuanwu is the true martial emperor believed in by Taoism, you should all understand it better. Here you go." for you."

He Jin shook his head, and pushed the little black turtle back: "Since he chose you to take him out of the snake's den, he said that he was destined for you. This is something that can't be met."

"But we didn't get along very well. Let's not say that he didn't kill me because someone took him out of the snake's den. I can't stand his way of speaking." Wei Shiming wanted to push the little black turtle back.

He Jin pressed his hand, with a rare gentle voice: "It's okay, just let him talk less, don't lose your temper."

"I didn't lose my temper, and I don't know how to do these things..." Wei Shiming slightly tried to push the little black turtle over.

"Can't you learn it? I can teach you too." He Jin looked calm but pushed the little black turtle away little by little.

"Lazy, don't want to learn."

"Then let me explain to you."

The two pressed the little black turtle's shell and pushed it back and forth, giving in to each other.

Little Xuangui was the first one who couldn't take it anymore, and shouted in a broken voice: "Rub... rub... start... fire..."

He Jin: "..."

Wei Shiming: "..."

Wei Shiming coughed lightly to suppress his smile, picked up the little black turtle and looked at its shell: "It's okay, it's okay, there's no fire."

Little Xuangui is wronged, ever since he started to speak spiritually, he has always been worshiped and sought after wherever he goes, these two people are pushing back and forth, and they are almost gone. I don't even want his appearance, it's too much!Too disrespectful to the turtle!

It suddenly burst into tears: "It's too...too...too...beep..."

The voice of Xiaoxuangui is that of a five or six-year-old doll, crying like a child at the moment, even He Jin and Wei Shiming are embarrassed to continue to push back and forth, after all, this is the same as despising other people's children , very guilty.

Wei Shiming put it on the table, seeing that it didn't run away and was not afraid of being roasted by the fire, he kept crying in a long voice, speechless and funny, got up to fetch a basin of water to coax it: "Okay, okay Seeing that you have been in the snake den for so long, you must not have taken a bath, don’t cry, I’ll change you to a bigger basin.”

As he spoke, he reached out to pick up the little black turtle and put it into the basin.This is a basin for washing your face, which is naturally larger than a small tea bowl. The little black turtle can swim freely to wash away the mud, revealing clearer tortoise patterns.

After a few laps in the water basin happily, the little black turtle knew how to accept it when it was good, and stopped crying, and said a little embarrassedly: "Thank... thank you..."

Wei Shiming responded: "You're welcome."

The little black turtle that got the response continued to swim happily in the water basin.

Seeing this, He Jin said in a low voice: "I don't know what will happen tonight, now it's time to rest early and recharge your spirits."

Wei Shiming responded, stood up only to find that there was only one bed in the lounge, and felt embarrassed.So sitting by the bed, the two brothers patted the bed nicely: "Are you sleeping? I'll give you half of the bed."

He Jin: "..."

The author has something to say: The second update is here, although it is a bit late, you probably won’t see it until tomorrow, so I would like to say good morning to everyone~~~