Daoist ghosts willfully enforce the law

After Wei Shiming hung up on Hades three times in a row, the copper bell never rang again.

Wei Shiming closed the doors and windows, drew the curtains, sat in the dimly lit room and waited for a few minutes, and then the guests from the underworld were ushered in—black and white impermanence!

Black and White Impermanence is the general of Yan Luo Wang's department. He specializes in arresting ghosts and assisting in rewarding good and punishing evil.

Wei Shiming had been waiting for a long time, and when he saw them coming, he smiled and said, "How come the Seventh Master and the Eighth Master have time to come to Yangjian to play? Could it be that the naughty Hades is willing to give you a holiday?"

Hei Wuchang was vicious and vicious, but Bai Wuchang smiled all over his face, and replied gently: "The general is joking, we are busy voluntarily to accumulate merit, so there is no holiday, but the general has a lot of free time. It's been a long time since I caught a ghost."

The corners of Wei Shiming's mouth twitched, indeed...his merit book has not been updated for almost a month and a half. The last entrustment thought that the haunted house would give him a good harvest, but the other party hid in the public toilet. If you don't want to watch it, you will naturally give up the chance to collect ghosts.

"So, you are looking for me to find something to do because I am too free?"

Bai Wuchang smiled and said: "It's the king of Hades' order, it's just that the general hung up the phone."

Wei Shiming smiled but didn't smile: "Hehe, when I heard him talking, I remembered the three thousand monthly salary he gave me. When I thought about it, I felt upset, so I didn't want to talk to him."

Hei Wuchang said: "Master Yan Wang said that you are a non-staff member, and you are not an official ghost messenger. The monthly salary of [-] is already considered to be more useful because of your high military value."

Bai Wuchang also said: "You don't have to be angry, general, you see, didn't you take money when I bought you the first item and issued the soul chain?"

Wei Shiming: "..."

Bai Wuchang looked smiling, but he was actually much more sinister than Hei Wuchang.

Wei Shiming sneered: "Okay, it's useless to mention the previous things, you guys have something to say directly, but let's talk about it first, if you want me, an outsider, to catch ghosts or clean up the mess of the Ghost Festival, I will take the commission." Golden."

Hei Wuchang said: "General, don't you remember that you are a ghost messenger? Shouldn't it be the ghost messenger's job to catch ghosts?"

Wei Shiming was expressionless: "That's your ghost messenger from the underworld. I'm from the underworld, so I have to follow the rules of the underworld."

Bai Wuchang: "Aren't there ghosts in both the yang world and the underworld?"

Wei Shiming: "It's not the same. You can catch ghosts and float around for a while at night. I have to take a taxi to the place to catch ghosts in the sun, and I have to communicate with people and sometimes even need to establish relationships. It's all about going back and forth. It's the funds, I'll pay for it without the entrustment fee, how can such a good thing come from."

Bai Wuchang sighed: "Well, since the general wants to entrust money, it's okay, but I hope you can handle this matter well, at least you can live with Lord Hades before you can approve the entrusted money."

Wei Shiming leaned back in his chair: "Okay, but give me half of the deposit first."

The corner of Bai Wuchang's mouth twitched, and after weighing repeatedly to make sure that he and Hei Wuchang couldn't beat this one, he said: "Okay, let's go back and discuss with Lord Hades first."

Wei Shiming: "Go."

After seeing off Black and White Impermanence, Wei Shiming opened the curtains and smiled comfortably.

That's right, he took the opportunity to blackmail Hades!

From the time Hades said that something happened to him, Wei Shiming basically knew that something must have happened in the underworld, especially after the Ghost Festival had just passed, and he also knew that there must be something wrong when he released the ghosts.

The opportunity is so rare, if he doesn't take the opportunity to take revenge, he will be sorry for coming to Yangjian for more than three months!

The 3000 yuan Chou Wei Shiming has been remembered for a long time - not only because he thinks that the salary is too high, but because the king of Hades used the price of paper money from the underworld to compare it with RMB to deliberately trick him.He also said that regardless of the lack of renminbi in the yang world, a red one can buy a lot of paper money in the underworld, just like the usual copper coins that seem to be in large quantities but are actually not as good as a ingot of silver.

later……

Every time Wei Shiming thinks about it, he really believes in his evil, isn't he just cheating himself that he hasn't been to the world after a thousand years?Telling myself not to go back for five months, I guess one is really annoying myself, and the other is that I know that I will find out the truth as soon as I come up! !

But it doesn't matter, now is a good time to take revenge, so it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, he is only three months old, and he is okay.

Wei Shiming went to the kitchen to wash an apple, touched an orange, broke a banana, hugged half a watermelon, and ate in the room while waiting for an answer.

After a long time, Wei Shiming threw the banana peel into the semicircular melon rind, and when he was about to strike at the oranges, the copper bell on the table finally responded.

Wei Shiming immediately hooked his lips, restraining his smile while connecting the connection: "Have you figured it out?"

Bai Wuchang also smiled: "Yes, I will do as you say... But Lord Yan Wang said, you'd better not go back to the underworld for a short time."

Wei Shiming hehe: "It's okay, anyway, I don't want to go back and see him."

"Then I wish you success."

"Thank you."

After the two ghosts chatted about the entrustment, Wei Shiming hung up the phone and immediately got up to look for He Jin. He opened the door and asked, "Senior Brother He accepts the entrustment?"

He Jin looked over in surprise, and Wei Shiming only realized it after he took a step in - He Jin was changing clothes!

He Jin was facing the door sideways, with his upper body bare, revealing a smooth and tight back, and his slender fingers were quickly adjusting the belt around his waist.

Exiting at this time seemed like a big deal, Wei Shiming leaned against the door, glanced at his eight-pack abs, and praised: "Brother Wow is in good shape."

He Jin looked helpless, picked up the white shirt on the bed and put it on, and asked while buttoning it, "What did you just say?"

Wei Shiming: "Did I say Brother He accept the commission? I have a new commission and I wanted you to complete it with me, but now it seems... are you going to go out?"

"A little thing, I can come back in the afternoon." He Jin said: "What commission? If you pick me up, I will come with you."

Wei Shiming smiled immediately, and was not polite: "Okay, let's talk about it when you come back."

He Jin: "Well, remember to go to Jiang Shu's place for dinner in the afternoon."

Wei Shiming: "Okay."

He agreed happily, but after He Jin left, Wei Shiming immediately had fun, went downstairs with his backpack and dragged Jiang Shu out to eat hot pot—it was really a long time from his injury to his last entrustment. Haven't eaten yet!

Jiang Shu, as a doctor, doesn't like too spicy hot pot, so the two ordered mandarin duck hot pot, Jiang Shu ate light health soup, Wei Shiming's favorite spicy red oil pot.

Wei Shiming asked while eating meatballs: "I have an order recently, do you want to go together?"

Jiang Shu: "No, I recently picked up a patient, and I'm going to see what's going on tomorrow. I don't think I have time."

Wei Shiming said "Oh" and didn't say much, and continued to eat hot pot wholeheartedly.

Jiang Shu fed You You with a dry plate of crushed peanuts, and said, "Lu Dong has been messing around recently, and not long ago he told me that he recruited a newcomer."

Wei Shiming: "Could it be the owner of that piano?"

"Yes." Jiang Shu said with a headache: "The people Lu Dong knows are all existences that cannot be messed with in the metaphysical world. I am under great pressure, and I have no excuse to refuse."

Wei Shiming: "Isn't it a good thing to have strong people? In the future, at least the commissions they receive will be recorded under the name of the Xuanxue Group, and it will be the Xuanji Group who will make profits at that time."

Jiang Shu: "No, it's not easy for him to manage these people... In fact, it's better to find an old man in the middle and upper reaches to find some big bosses. After all, big bosses are powerful, but I've been wandering alone for many years without any sense of teamwork. Obedience to other people's management, at most, is to say it nicely... I have seen this kind of too much."

Most of Wei Shiming's attention was on the hot pot, and he couldn't pay attention to the troubles of the head of Jiang Shu, so he said in relief: "Then you don't care about it as usual, as long as there is any commission to form a group, just call out, if you still don't obey the management, you can How easy it is to kick him out of the team."

Jiang Shu: "Then if he becomes angry from embarrassment, you and Senior Brother He can protect me...Forget it without you, Senior Brother He can just protect me."

Wei Shiming: "..."

He scooped a spoonful of red oil into Jiang Shu's thick soup angrily, and said, "Eat yours!"

Jiang Shu: "..."

The two of them are always uncomfortable chatting without saying a few words, and they start to quarrel while talking, but after the quarrel, they can continue to be friends. After eating hot pot together and drinking two bottles of beer, they finally went back to their respective homes satisfied.

When Wei Shiming got home, he ran to the bathroom to take a bath, washed off the hot pot smell on his body, changed his clothes, and began lying on the sofa while watching TV while feeding the little black turtle.

At seven o'clock, He Jin, who had gone out, finally returned. His expression was solemn, as if he had encountered some difficulty. When he saw Wei Shiming sitting on the sofa, he suddenly asked, "Did your commission come from the underground?"

Wei Shiming was startled, and immediately sat up straight when he thought of something: "Yes, they are from below."

He Jin was the only one who knew his identity, so he didn't have to hide it, and said directly, "Did something happen?"

He Jin said: "Well, today I just received a notification from the police. After verification, the process of the case and the number of victims in the case explained by Xiao Wei are completely inconsistent with the collected ones, 30.00% less."

Wei Shiming: "Could he have lied?"

He Jin: "He passed the lie detector."

Wei Shiming frowned: "Then this means..."

He Jin: "The remaining 30.00% of the victims did not die from this case, but were killed by some unknown fish in troubled waters."

Wei Shiming frowned: "No, my commission just happened, so I'm sorry for the timeline."

He Jin also frowned and said: "It is best to contact them to confirm the real time. This kind of thing that knows how to hide oneself and can hide it from Taoist priests and human eyes is definitely not something that ghosts within a hundred years can do."

Wei Shiming suddenly felt a throbbing pain in his head.

He said: "What a coincidence, a 200-year-old pickpocket just escaped from the underworld."