Daoist ghosts willfully enforce the law

Although she had a smile on her face and her tone was very gentle, the old woman's hand on the door of their room was very strong, and she meant that they would not let them close the door if they didn't agree--I don't know that she walked unsteadily Old man, where does the strength come from?

He Jin said coldly: "Of course I will go."

The old lady didn't seem to think it was enough, and urged: "Hurry up, there is another person, he is your companion, remember to call them together... The master and I will wait for you in the front hall."

He Jin: "Yes."

The old woman got an affirmative answer, and finally turned around and left in satisfaction.

He Jin stared at her back until she disappeared through the garden gate, then he whispered: "Something is wrong."

Wei Shiming was puzzled: "What?"

He Jin frowned: "The accent has changed, a southern accent."

Wei Shiming suddenly thought of a famous place in the south: "Damn it, the lieutenant fell into the hands of the exorcist, right?"

He Jin was startled, then immediately hooked his lips and said: "Maybe."

Wei Shiming: "..." Is this gloating?right?

Although the lieutenant general who was a zombie met the natural enemy exorcist, it was really bad and miserable.

Thinking about it this way, Wei Shiming didn't know whether to sympathize with his bad luck and met a natural enemy, or to rejoice that it was just a dark marriage and the zombie blood was not taken away by someone with ulterior motives.

Wei Shiming murmured: "No wonder, I was still wondering who is so powerful that he can use thousand-year-old zombies for ghost marriages. Isn't he afraid of zombies biting and hurting people? If he meets a corpse chaser On the contrary, it is more reasonable, after all, they are the most familiar with corpses, if something happens, maybe ringing the bell can solve everything!"

The phrase "one thing lowers one thing" can be reflected in Gu poison and you chick, but it can also be reflected in zombies and corpse chasers. No matter how powerful zombies are, they can't match the family of corpse chasers that have been passed down for thousands of years. Although the process of zombies is complicated and even extremely dangerous, but they have the experience of their ancestors in their hands, coupled with the additional effects of various props, they have never failed.

Maybe the deputy general is really controlled by them, so why not force Lalang to pair up?

Thinking about it this way, the matter seemed to be a little bit closer. Wei Shiming thought about it: "What is the most famous thing in Xiangxi besides driving corpses?"

He Jin: "Gu art, and it is passed on from female to male."

Wei Shiming: "That makes more sense. Could it be that the corpse chaser found the lieutenant and captured him, took the zombie on the road in the middle of the night and met the mansion, and finally, driven by interests, the two sides hit it off and formed Dark Marriage, our appearance is just an accident, maybe they will do something against us, they must also be worried that we will take the zombies away, especially Jiang Shu's clothes are too ostentatious, others probably recognize them at a glance. "

Just when Wei Shiming was talking vigorously, He Jin suddenly put a hot towel on his face: "Don't think so much, it's useless if you think too much."

Wei Shiming: "..."

Well, he is weak and he has no right to speak.

Wei Shiming had already given up struggling, completely adapted to his image of a weak oil bottle, and let He Jin wipe his face and hands like taking care of a child.Wei Shiming also joked: "Brother, do you want to help me brush my teeth?"

He Jin glanced at him, and said very seriously: "If you want."

Wei Shiming: "...No, no, I'll do it myself." In the end, he was still timid.

After washing up, the two began to pack their backpacks on the bed. Wei Shiming looked at the sun outside, stuffed his coat into his backpack, and put it on at night.

Jiang Shu quickly hugged and found him again, knocked on the door and asked, "Senior Brother He? Fellow Daoist Wei? Are you awake?"

Wei Shiming: "Wake up, come in directly."

Jiang Shu hesitated for two seconds before putting his hand on the door and pushing hard. In the room, Wei Shiming was arranging the talisman papers in his backpack, and He Jin was on the other side. It seemed that there was nothing he should not look at.

Only then did Jiang Shu heave a sigh of relief, and walked in again: "Nothing happened last night, right? Do you feel something is wrong there?"

Wei Shiming said: "Everything is normal, what happened to you?"

Jiang Shu: "Well, a few small bugs, I ate them all when I found them."

As he said that, Jiang Shu asked them to check their bodies and backpacks again, and after making sure that there were no messy bugs, he was relieved: "It seems to be all right."

He Jin said indifferently: "I pasted the talisman paper last night, it should be because I didn't come in."

Jiang Shu sincerely admired: "Brother He is very knowledgeable." Talisman papers are ever-changing, and various spells correspond to various things, just like repelling insects and exorcising ghosts are two completely different concepts. Can know but not much.But Jiang Shu has been in contact with He Jin for so long, it seems that he has never seen anything he does not know.

He Jin's expression remained unchanged, he lowered his head and folded a piece of talisman paper and stuffed it into Wei Shiming's pocket: "Don't drop it."

"Oh." Wei Shiming guessed that this talisman was either to repel insects or to prevent evil spirits from approaching him, so he patted his pocket to ensure that he would not lose it, and then praised: "Brother He is very knowledgeable!"

He Jin pursed his lips reservedly: "Yes."

Jiang Shu: "..."

Sometimes the difference is just being so close to him.

Wei Shiming didn't pay attention to Jiang Shu's thoughtful expression, and told what the old lady said just now, as well as his and He Jin's guesses.

Jiang Shu immediately frowned: "It may be the grass hag. Although they are said to pass on females but not males, they are actually a kind of Gu insects who only want to live in women's bodies. However, Gu insects make sense, but corpse exorcisers Usually they are men, if it is really the old man's tricks, how can she, an old man, rush around to chase away the corpse? It doesn't make sense at all."

Wei Shiming pondered: "Could it be a gang committed the crime, and the other party is still in the dark?"

Jiang Shu: "Not ruled out."

Wei Shiming: "We know that he is in the dark, isn't it that we are being watched for everything? The most important thing is that if the other party is a corpse exorcist, he must know the identity of the lieutenant general. Aren't we a group of people who claim to be relatives more suspicious?"

Although Wei Shiming is indeed more than 3000 years old, and he can indeed be called a brother by the lieutenant general, but in the cognition of other normal people, this does not exist. Their thinking is more inclined to how the thousand-year-old zombie has relatives, so this brother must It's a fake, with a purpose!

Jiang Shu also thought of this, and said with a weird look: "Do you think they will think you are a fool? Calling you a brother and brother with a thousand-year-old zombie?"

Wei Shiming: "..."

Although he didn't want to admit it, Wei Shiming felt that it was really possible.

Sure enough, he was a man without face—because he lost all his face!

He Jin sighed at the side, took out a piece of biscuit that had just been opened, and stuffed it into Wei Shiming's mouth: "I told you not to think so much, and eat more to replenish your body when you have time, and wait until your body recovers completely. have the right to speak."

Wei Shiming bit off the biscuit depressed: "Okay... Fortunately, I took the food, otherwise I really wouldn't dare to eat their food."

Jiang Shu also took out a box of biscuits from his backpack, and agreed: "Yes, Gu worms are the easiest to put in food, and we don't know where this large group of people came from, who knows what we are eating ,just in case……"

"To shut up!"

"To shut up!"

"..." Jiang Shu silently lowered his head and gnawed on the biscuit.

Wei Shiming gave him a blank look: "I still want to eat, so please don't say a few words."

Jiang Shu: "Alright."

The room became quiet again, Jiang Shu gnawed on the biscuit, not forgetting the chick on his shoulder, crushed the biscuit into crumbs and put it in a bowl to feed the chick.

Wei Shiming took the little black turtle out of his pocket and asked, "Do you eat biscuits?"

The little black turtle looked at the dry biscuit with its head, and said quietly: "I... three... days... hungry... no... dead..."

Wei Shiming was speechless: "If you don't like it, just say you don't like it. Why do you say it so badly?"

He picked and unpacked a pack of ham sausages in his backpack, and after sharing it with everyone, he specially left one for Xiao Xuan Gui: "Is this the head office?"

Little Xuangui: "Barely...forced..."

The corners of Wei Shiming's mouth twitched, feeling that Xiao Xuangui pushed his nose on his face a little bit.

He Jin watched it for a while, and suddenly said: "Actually, the black tortoise has never shown its face from the beginning to the end, why don't we let it find the deputy general for us? No one should pay attention to a tortoise, right?"

Little Xuangui: "???"

Wei Shiming also looked at the black turtle that no one would be able to find after throwing it out at night, and suddenly said: "Yes, if we are in the light, the little turtle is actually in the dark! And it is so If Hei goes out at night, no one will notice."

Little Xuangui: "???"

He Jin: "Well, when we go to the front hall to meet the master's family and the old man, let him help you find the deputy general."

Wei Shiming: "Good idea."

Jiang Shu hesitated: "No way, your tortoise looks slow, what if he hasn't climbed out of the door when we come back from the front hall?"

Wei Shiming: "It doesn't matter, the little black turtle is three hundred years old, there must be a way, right?"

Looking at the malicious smiling face in front of him, Little Xuan Gui: "..."

This group of humans is really too much!Too bullying the turtle!

Wei Shiming waited for a while and saw that he didn't respond, so he continued: "Look at him, he is willing to work hard and eat bugs. You are more than 200 years older than him, so you can't rely on your old age to sell your old age, you know? It's really not possible. If you don't want to find a lieutenant general , you also eat bugs, would you like to?"

Little Xuangui: "..." Is this a threat?Is it a threat?

Wei Shiming smiled: "Then do you want to eat bugs? Or go to the lieutenant general?"

Little Xuangui was silent for a long time, but finally gave in: "I...go..."

Wei Shiming expected it: "Good boy!"

The little tortoise didn't want to pay attention to him. After standing up, the whole tortoise suddenly retracted into the shell. The tortoise's shell lost its support, and it rolled down the table like a stone, and rushed out several steps in an instant.

Wei Shiming was a little surprised and a little relieved: "I know that three hundred years old is not for nothing."

Little Xuangui: "..."

What kind of ghost was he obsessed with at the beginning, and he felt that this person made him feel more comfortable? ? ?

This fucking is a devil!