Daoist ghosts willfully enforce the law

"But don't think too badly." Wei Shiming comforted: "After all, all the current ideas are based on the basis that the assistant is a snake ghost—although the chances of him not being a snake ghost are very small."

Jiang Shu: "You might as well not say that."

Wei Shiming: "I'm comforting you."

Jiang Shu said disgustedly: "I have traveled all over the world for so many years, how could I be overthrown by a small entrustment, are you kidding me?"

Wei Shiming admired his attitude very much, and praised him: "The spirit is commendable, so why don't Master Jiang talk about what to do after discovering the snake ghost?"

Jiang Shu suddenly froze again, and they were now in a deadlock.Directors are hateful, but being killed by evil spirits is a disaster. They accepted the commission and should have protected the director.Besides, although the snake ghost is pitiful, the revenge did not bring the order of the king of hell, which is illegal private revenge, and they have the right to interrupt it at any time—especially Wei Shiming, according to his ghost job duties, he should kill him as soon as he finds out. He was caught by the snake ghost who escaped from the underworld and endangered the world, but he didn't.

Wei Shiming was finally full, put down the bowl and chopsticks and said, "If you don't know what to do, please contact Mrs. Zhou and ask her to help contact the rest of the crew. It would be even better if you know the lead actor. We will visit one by one later." , Ask them what they have experienced... At the very least, we still need to collect information, and we cannot continue to be passive like this."

Jiang Shu nodded, feeling wrong again: "The snake ghosts we have come into contact with so far, one is the snake king who has wisdom and can even lead and control the snakes - it is very likely that the assistant is the snake king, and plans to carry out revenge for himself and his people. The second is There is no intelligent and pure snake soul, and after death, he also obeys the command of the snake king to take different revenges on everyone in the crew. Then the question arises, if the crew is also entangled by the snake soul, then we go to the crew. To startle the snake, and tell the assistant that we have found something wrong?"

Wei Shiming: "Then we'll catch the snake ghosts before they slip away."

Jiang Shu felt unreliable: "How can we be sure that we can catch all of them? After all, there are only a few thousand snake souls, and there are only so many people on the crew. One person can get at least a dozen snake souls, and this is a conservative estimate. At that time, if we catch this one and run that one, wouldn’t it be a failure?”

Wei Shiming smiled but said: "My self-confidence comes from my strength." After all, no ghost can slip away from under the nose of Guicha, not to mention that Wei Shiming is more perverted than ordinary Guicha.

Jiang Shu: "..."

Very good, boss, you are awesome.

With Wei Shiming's guarantee, Jiang Shu contacted Mrs. Zhou to explain his intention after eating.The other party is willing to help and does have some contacts.In a short period of time, they were helped to contact five crew members and three extras, and even one of the leading actors offered to give them 10 minutes to meet and discuss.The meeting place is at Mrs. Zhou's house.

When Jiang Shu and Wei Shiming went, the little girl they met last time ran out to greet her: "Hello, brother!"

Wei Shiming patted her head with a smile: "Hello."

The little girl grasped his three fingers and led him to walk in: "Brother, come in quickly, they are already here, they are so scary, many times scarier than I was before."

Hearing this, everyone else in the living room couldn't sit still.After all, in the few minutes since they arrived, Mrs. Zhou had already said everything about her daughter, so she naturally knew what the little girl meant by what she said.

Wei Shiming also saw the people sitting in the living room. The little girl was right. These people were indeed more terrifying than before. There were quite a few snake spirits crawling on them. The actual damage is not a good thing, at least it can be known by looking at the state of these people's depression.

He raised his hand and snapped his fingers, and saw the black mist rising up, turning into a chain as thick as a man's arm, flying past them in a circle, and disappearing in an instant.In just a split second, all the snake souls were hooked away, leaving none behind.

Wei Shiming said to Jiang Shu: "It's done, then it's up to you."

Jiang Shu looked down at the compass, and after confirming that there was nothing abnormal, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.This, this is all right?God damn would run away. Seeing Wei Shiming's relaxed posture, he really underestimated the opponent's strength. This guy is definitely the most relaxed person among all the ghost hunters I have ever seen!

Seeing that he didn't move, Wei Shiming was a little puzzled: "What are you thinking? Ask quickly."

Jiang Shu: "...Oh."

Because the time was already tight, Jiang Shu temporarily put the perverted Wei Shiming behind him, and asked about the crew members directly. Most of the answers he got were the same as what the assistant said, but he also found a breakthrough: "Are you Did you say that after filming, you found a two-headed snake?"

The crew members said: "Yes, it seems that they were sent together when I bought the snake group. It should be mixed in and no one found it... I also heard the old man on the crew say that snakes are inherently evil, and the double-headed snake is even worse when you look at it." It’s not easy to provoke, and it’s released as soon as it’s available. But the director didn’t believe it, but thought it was the finishing touch of the plot, adding it to the filming, and letting the leading actors interact, anyway, it’s very scary.”

The lead actor who seldom speaks also confirmed the news: "Indeed, I have interacted with the two-headed snake under the control of the snake catcher. I have white scales, and it is very scary when the two heads look at people together,"

Jiang Shu: "Snake catchers? The snakes they caught? Do you also help you control the snakes? Where are they?"

The crew members said: "Yes, it was the snakes they caught. At that time, no one in the crew dared to move these snakes, but some shots had to be completed together, so the director hired them to help train the snakes. When I came back, I died in a car accident, as if the car suddenly failed and rushed off the cliff."

This was exactly what the assistant said, but the assistant didn't explain that there was a snake catcher in the car.

"That's right." The lead actor suddenly said: "The double-headed snake has more plots than ordinary snakes, so in order to complete the plot, its ending is also the worst among all the snakes. The double-headed snake is the last to be shoveled." Lost his head..."

Jiang Shu: "Who moved the hand?"

Leading actor: "...is the director."

The lead actor said with difficulty: "At that time, the snake catcher also said that it would be better to send the two-headed snake back to the forest, but the director was unwilling to let his work have such a big flaw, and he was an atheist and didn't believe in these things. At that time, I also said that if the snake really took revenge and let it go, wouldn't it be letting the tiger go back to the mountain?"

Wei Shiming sneered: "He thinks a lot."

The leading actor said helplessly: "It's not that I think too much, it's that I didn't take it to heart at all. The director is loyal to his artistic career, but he is also strict in his love of his own works. For his career and film, he has paid a lot for the film, and a two-headed snake is really nothing in his eyes."

The others were silent and did not speak. Sometimes it is not a good sign to be so fanatical about something.Because you never know what will happen when you become really paranoid, and you don't know what you will do with your blood.But when what you have done is reflected on yourself through causality, whether you can bear it is another matter, such as the director who is currently suffering revenge.

After learning about this, things are basically clear.Jiang Shu gave each of them a safety talisman as a thank you gift, "The snake spirit on your body has been removed, but recently you are a bit weak and easy to encounter dirty things again, wear the safety talisman to keep you safe."

Everyone quickly thanked them and took them over to keep them safe.

Jiang Shu thanked Mrs. Zhou again, and finally said to Wei Shiming: "Let's go."

Wei Shiming responded, and was just about to leave when the little girl grabbed her hand and dragged her tightly.Wei Shiming was surprised: "What's wrong?"

The little girl was a little reluctant: "Brother, are you going to fight monsters?"

Wei Shiming didn't expect his child to be so good, he tried his best to be gentle and said: "Yes, brother, go and subdue the monster, and there will be no more terrible snakes to pester you in the future."

The little girl was happy for a moment, and then showed a worried look: "The monster must be very powerful..."

Wei Shiming: "It's okay, brother is even more powerful."

The little girl nodded vigorously: "Well, brother is the most powerful! Brother must defeat the monster!"

Wei Shiming: "Okay."

The little girl said again: "The fairy tale book says that the prince who defeats the monster will come to marry the princess, brother, will you come back and marry me?"

Wei Shiming: "..."

Mrs. Zhou was both funny and embarrassed: "What are you talking about, you stinky girl, don't you feel ashamed!"

The little girl snorted, then looked at Wei Shiming eagerly, wanting an answer.

Wei Shiming suppressed his smile, and said seriously: "Your prince is already fighting monsters, and he will come back to marry you when you grow up." Wei Shiming thought for a while, and added: "He will be as good as my brother. "

The little girl was immediately happy, and finally let go of Wei Shiming's hand: "Then I have to wait for my prince, brother, come on, I also want to find my own princess."

Princess... Wei Shiming doesn't read fairy tales, his first reaction is the elegant and calm princess in a long dress.When I think of the princess, I think of the princess' younger brother Yun Jindi...why does he want to go so far away!

Wei Shiming felt that his thinking was a bit off, but he still promised the little girl that he would find his own princess.

After saying goodbye and leaving the community, Jiang Shu, who had been wanting to talk, said quietly, "Looking for your own princess? I think you are exhausted."

Wei Shiming: "..."

Wei Shiming was irritated by the vicious words: "Are you envious of my child Yuan, or are you simply cursing me?"

"Simple curse." Before Wei Shiming raised his fist, Jiang Shu said quickly, "I tell you that I know how to look at the face, and you will not be attractive to women, let alone find any princess, really!" He is telling the truth, if He Jin can let Wei Shiming find another woman, he can have the same surname as Wei Shiming!

Wei Shiming was angry: "No, I still suspect that you are cursing me to be single for the rest of my life."

Jiang Shu hinted: "I didn't curse you to be single for the rest of your life. There must be fate, but it doesn't have to be a woman."

Wei Shiming lowered his head and pondered for a moment, then suddenly asked: "Could it be a female ghost?"

Jiang Shu: "???"

Jiang Shu was stunned, what the hell is going on?This is different from what he thought. Hey! ! !

Wei Shiming is still meditating by himself, that's it, he himself is a ghost, maybe he really has no fate with people, so it may be true that he can't find a woman.Fortunately, there are countless ghosts, immortals and ghost officials in the underworld. It shouldn't be difficult for him to find a wife... Well, it shouldn't be difficult.

After Wei Shiming figured it out, he patted Jiang Shu on the shoulder: "I should know why I don't have a relationship with women." He should have a relationship with female ghosts.

Jiang Shu: "..."

What do you know?I don't even know the fuck, okay?

Looking at Wei Shiming's straight man's gaze, Jiang Shu suddenly felt exhausted: "... Forget it, we should talk about the director's affairs, please postpone your personal question, thank you." He was really worried that he would be self-defeating , will be torn apart by He Jin at that time!

"Didn't you bring this up first..." Even though he said this, Wei Shiming still changed the subject in a good manner: "Before I was thinking why the snake ghost hated the director so much. After all, if the director only directs the filming, the crime should not be So deep. Now it makes sense."

Jiang Shu said: "That's right. After all, no matter what the snake catcher is, he just trains the snake. The director took his life by himself. It's normal that his hatred value is at most."

Jiang Shu suddenly changed the topic: "It seems that you guessed right, what the director said was 'don't save me' instead of 'don't save me.'"

Wei Shiming was speechless for a moment, and continued: "That can explain what the director should have known before turning into a snake—for example, he knew that the two-headed snake came back for revenge, and he also knew that he would not be able to escape if he killed the other party. So he He is willing to accept the punishment and hopes that the snake ghost will spare his family, and he has been muttering 'don't save me', which is probably the same mentality."

Jiang Shu sighed: "I thought the director was cold-blooded."

Wei Shiming: "Some people are so cold-blooded that they only care about themselves, while others are so cold-blooded that they only care about the people around them or their families. It's hard to say, after all, personalities vary from person to person."

Jiang Shu sighed and wanted to say something when the phone in his pocket rang suddenly. It was a call from his assistant.

The assistant's voice was a little nervous, as if worried that they would not come, and asked, "Master, have you finished your meal? I'm waiting for you below the villa. Why didn't you come at the agreed time?"

Jiang Shu glanced at his watch: "Oh, we got up late for a nap, so let's go now."

Assistant: "Okay, do you need me to pick up the master?"

Jiang Shu: "No, we are already on our way."

Assistant: "Master, be careful on the road."

Jiang Shu: "Yes."

The two showed off their acting skills to each other, pretending nothing happened, and finally hung up the phone without incident.

As soon as he hung up the phone, Jiang Shu lost his demeanor in an instant and began to wail: "What should we do? Damn, we shouldn't have accepted the commission. I thought it was the director who was haunted and tortured by snake ghosts, but it turned out that he asked for it himself. Yes. I feel that if I stop the snake ghost, I will be a big villain, and my conscience can't bear it."

"Calm down, you can't be fooled by appearances." Wei Shiming sighed leisurely, while raising his hand to hail a taxi: "Anyway, let's go first and then talk about it."

To be honest, Wei Shiming didn't feel entangled at all, he even looked forward to seeing how the snake ghost wanted to take revenge.

Jiang Shu took a taxi with him to the director's house with a sad face, but as soon as he arrived at the villa, he put away his expression skillfully in acting, and returned to the master's demeanor, nodding in the assistant's greeting.

The assistant smiled and seemed very happy because they came back: "Master, good afternoon."

"Good afternoon." Jiang Shu and Wei Shiming got into the car and sat down, watching the car start up the mountain again, feeling completely different.If it was before, he might think that the assistants were happy because they didn't abandon the director and were going to save him.But now it really looks like the excitement of the audience.

The villa was still the same as they left. The director's wife and daughter sat on the sofa and waited. When they saw them, they immediately got up happily: "Master, you are finally back. Go and see my husband... He, he went again... "

It seemed that he had said something unspeakable, Madam Na Na didn't say it for a long time, so she looked at him for help - in the past half a month, everything in the director's house was handled by the assistant, so in Unknowingly, the assistant has become their backbone.

The assistant received the lady's help-seeking gaze, and said kindly: "After the master left, the director woke up and went back to the basement again, as if he was going to continue his previous life. We tried to pull him out, but the snakes that have never attacked anyone before , turned out to be hostile to us."

Jiang Shu was surprised: "Is he not conscious?"

The assistant shook his head: "It doesn't look like it, otherwise why would I want to stay in the snake group."

Jiang Shu frowned, pondered for a moment and said, "Is it the basement? Let's go and have a look first."

The assistant immediately led the way consciously: "Okay, this way, master."

The distance to the basement was not far away, the assistant led the way and turned on the lights while walking, Jiang Shu and Wei Shiming followed behind him, and the wife and daughter fell at the end, a little scared but wanted to see how to solve it.

When the door of the basement was opened, the yin inside was mixed with an indescribable but absolutely unpleasant smell, and Wei Shiming coughed a few times and covered his mouth and nose, and heard rustling from inside as if he had been caught. The disturbing gliding sound.When the light was projected down, the scene in the basement also jumped into everyone's sight.

This can no longer be called a basement, it is completely comparable to the snake cave where Wei Shiming saw the little black turtle for the first time.Long, short, thick, and thin snakes are intertwined, densely packed, some are coiled up, and some are crawling around, climbing up all obstacles, and then suddenly caught by a big hand.

The director was sitting among the snakes. Because of the previous care, he looked more refreshed than before, but his expression was still blank. He squeezed the long snake in his hand and suddenly twisted off the long snake's head, and then put it in his mouth like this After taking a bite, he made a slight chewing sound, and the corners of his lips slowly left traces of snake blood, chewing the snake meat in his mouth, as if he was tasting something delicious.

"vomit--"

The lady's vomiting sound came from behind, causing all the snakes to raise their heads and look over, as if they were wary of everyone outside the basement.They seemed to be alert, but they didn't pay attention to the director in the middle. There were even snakes climbing up his back, passing around his neck, and actively getting into his mouth... The director let it go Close your teeth naturally, and bite the snake's head with a crisp sound...