Daoist ghosts willfully enforce the law

Today is a big day for the family - the little black turtle has molted and turned into a human! !

Wei Shiming, who usually sleeps until the sun basks in his buttocks, sets the alarm clock, gets up before dawn, and even throws himself on He Jin, asking him to accompany him to get up.

He Jin didn't even open his eyes, but quickly and firmly wrapped Wei Shiming in the quilt with both hands, then stretched out his long legs to hold it down, and said in a warm voice: "Don't make trouble."

Wei Shiming tried to struggle out of the quilt like a silkworm's nest: "Don't sleep, the little black turtle is going to turn into a human! I want to see what he looks like!"

"No."

"Why not?" Wei Shiming struggled and kept pinching his nose, "I promise you are the most handsome in my mind, and you will never change your mind, okay?"

"..."

He Jin finally opened his eyes, and said helplessly, "Do you know how spirits and monsters take shape?"

"?" Wei Shiming's eyes widened and he waited for the explanation.

He Jin: "The little black turtle is shelled, which means he is naked. Is it appropriate for you to squat aside and watch?"

Wei Shiming was a little skeptical: "Everything on TV has clothes."

He Jin said lightly: "That's why it's a TV series...Even if you transform into your own clothes in the future, at least for the first time you will be absolutely naked."

The two were talking, when they heard Xiaojuzi's heart-piercing voice from outside: "Pervert!!!!"

Two people: "..."

Wei Shiming nestled under the quilt obediently, with an expression that I believe in you: "Is there a soundproof note in the room?"

"Yes." He Jin circled the person: "Sleep for a while."

"kindness."

In the bedroom, the two unreliable masters hung up soundproofing notes and fell asleep again.Even the little orange in the living room screamed heart-piercingly and did not come out.

Xiaojuzi covered her eyes with her small hands, and after shouting, she couldn't help but put her fingers aside to look out, and saw the naked black-haired boy still standing in front of him, staring at him, and couldn't bear it immediately. Can't help screaming again: "Rogue!!"

Boy: "I...no..."

"Ah, ah, perverted bastard, shameless!"

The boy's voice was quickly submerged in the angry spit, and the little orange stood up wearing round orange-shaped underwear to cover the penis, and waved at the boy, a huge orange peel appeared at the boy's feet, and it snapped shut Trapped him.

The little orange jumped on the giant orange, raised her fist and cursed as she beat it: "The incarnation is amazing! Why are you scaring me with bare buttocks!"

"It's so much bigger than me! How dare you stare at me!"

"Smelly black turtle, I hate you!"

After saying a word of punching, the young man looked up and saw only a small sunken fist mark, and couldn't help but touch it.

Little Juzi was shocked: "How dare you fight back!!"

Boy: "I...no..."

"Ahhh, you fought back! Did you scold me in there too!!" Xiaojuzi was furious, "You are too much! Such a big person is still bullying me, woohoo, stinky black turtle curses you more and more!" It's getting darker.

juvenile:"……"

as long as you are happy.

When He Jin got up to make breakfast, he saw a young man in black clothes sitting on the sofa in a serious manner. There was a cushion on the coffee table in front of him, and the little baby in orange-shaped underwear was sitting on the cushion, puffing up. stare at him.

He Jin rolled up his sleeves and said, "What's the matter?"

Boy: "He... gave birth to..."

"He bullied me pervertedly and beat me!" Xiaojuzi relied on her own ability to speak quickly, and the villain first complained.

He Jin stepped forward, picked up the palm-sized milk baby and put it on the young man's shoulder, and said seriously: "Then I will give you a chance to take revenge, just hit me."

Xiaojuzi angrily punched the boy on the neck.

... Probably similar to the force of being bitten by a mosquito.

He Jin: "..."

He should make breakfast for Ah Ming.

Little Juzi sat on the young man's shoulder and beat and kicked for a long time, finally got tired, and said with aggrieved lips: "Why is my incarnation so small, but your incarnation is so big QAQ?"

"I...three...hundred...years old...original...form...bigger...much...many..." If he didn't want to stay by Wei Shiming's side, he wouldn't have He suppressed his original form so small, and lied about rejuvenating himself.

Thinking about it, Xiaojuzi seemed to be the same: "Then how can I grow up?"

The young man pondered for a while, then slowly said: "Work hard... practice... practice... try... as soon as possible... break through..."

In the end, he was kicked by Xiaojuzi and chose to remain silent.

He Jin specially made breakfast for three and a half people today, and then went to wake Wei Shiming to get up, brushed his teeth and washed his face with the person who had to get up before to see the transformation, and then refused to get up after sleeping. Finally, the whole family finally sat down together. in the dining room.

Wei Shiming and He Jin each had a breakfast, while Xiaojuzi got half a breakfast.

Wei Shiming looked at the young man while eating, and looked at his black underwear for a while before asking, "Will you bring your own clothes when you transform in the future?"

The boy paused: "Yes..."

"Oh." Wei Shiming asked again: "What about your shell?"

The boy said: "Back...back..."

After finishing speaking, a light flashed from behind, and a little moiré pattern appeared on the black clothes.

"Oh." Wei Shiming still wanted to ask something, when He Jin coughed lightly, put the soy milk by Wei Shiming's hand, and reminded him in a gentle voice: "Eat."

"……"All right.

The whole family finished their meal in peace. Before Wei Shiming could speak, He Jin took the lead and said, "You should have never seen the outside world when you became an incarnation just now. Go out and play with Xiaojuzi. I'll pay for it."

juvenile:"……"

Oh.

Ten minutes later, the young man set off with a backpack on his back, the money He Jin gave him in his pocket, and a small orange in his coat pocket.

Seeing the world from different angles is indeed very different. The young man walked slowly on the road, his black eyes reflecting the brilliance of thousands of worlds. Although his mood fluctuated slightly, his expression was relaxed, even a rare enjoyment.

"Stinky black turtle!" A faint voice came from his pocket, whispering, "I want to eat ice cream."

The boy touched the money in his pocket, walked over and said, "Buy...a...one..."

The waiter smiled and asked, "What flavor does the handsome guy want?"

The young man glanced at the red and willow green counter, finally set his eyes on the black chocolate flavor, and opened his mouth slightly.

"Strawberry flavor! I want to eat strawberry flavor!" The person in the pocket took the lead in making a decision.

juvenile:"……"

"Straw...berry...flavor..."

"OK, just a second."

Finally, the boy in black with a calm and calm face walked away with the pink and tender ice cream in his hand, found a remote corner of the park, and motioned for Little Orange to come out and eat.

The little orange was finally able to come out to breathe, and immediately threw herself on the boy's hand to eat strawberry ice cream, and finally said meaningfully: "Hmph, I always heard that strawberries are more delicious than oranges, and they are more popular. The sweet and sour ones are obviously the only one." smell!"

"No, it's not as delicious as oranges!"

While complaining, but Xiaojuzi ate happily, standing on the boy's wrist, holding his own little leaf and lowering his head to eat ice cream solemnly.

The young man sat cross-legged on the grass, with his hand holding the ice cream on his lap, and one hand resting on his chin, just watching Little Orange finish licking the ice cream bit by bit, and finally tried to put his head into the cone.

The young man frowned slightly, grabbed the little milk baby's orange-shaped underwear and grabbed him: "The body... will be...dirty..."

After finishing speaking, he stuffed two or three mouthfuls into his mouth, finished eating with a blank expression, and commented in his heart: Well, it is indeed not as delicious as oranges.

Probably because there is chocolate underneath, it tastes sweet and greasy, not as good as the pure fruity aroma of small oranges.

Thinking about it, the boy couldn't help but look down at the still angry little orange, and finally touched the leaf to comfort him: "I still...want...to eat...what...everything...all...buy..."

Little Orange pouted: "I want to eat soft-shelled turtle soup."

The boy put him in his pocket expressionlessly, and said slowly, "Eat... candy... gourd... gourd..."

Little Orange wavered shamefully: "Then, okay, okay."

In the end, when the two of them went home at night, the big and small bags hanging on the arms of the teenager in his backpack were full of snacks, and all of them were fruit-flavored things.

Wei Shiming smiled as he watched: "Why are they all fruit-flavored? Don't you feel guilty eating them in front of Little Orange?"

The boy was silent.

Xiaojuzi is righteous, and Xiao Yaogan said: "This is what I want to buy. People say this fruit is delicious and that fruit is delicious. I want to imitate Shennong and taste all kinds of herbs. I taste all the fruits and know myself."

Wei Shiming asked: "Well, what about after trying it all? What's the use?"

Little Juzi slapped the table and said, "Of course it's to prove that oranges are the most delicious fruit!"

Wei Shiming: "...All right, as long as you are happy."

Xiaojuzi was delighted: "I haven't tasted any delicious fruit so far, so I'm very happy."

Everyone: "..."

Wei Shiming gave the young man a mobile phone and said, "Scan the QR code to pay, and there is a lot of money in it... Well, take care of your little brother Xiaojuzi."

Boy: "Okay..."

On the first day he got the phone, the teenager took a picture of the angry little orange as his profile picture, and posted a picture of the little orange in his circle of friends saying: Profile picture.

On the second day after getting the phone, the teenager sent out a photo of the little oranges in a four-square grid and said: It looks good.

On the fifth day after getting the phone, the boy routinely sent out a photo of the little orange in Jiugongge, saying: cute.

He Jin, whose hands had been itching for a long time, couldn't help posting Wei Shiming's Jiugongge photo, and said: "It looks good!"cute!super handsome!

He Jin is the only one in the boy's circle of friends, and everyone can't see the photos he posted, but He Jin has a lot of friends in his circle of friends. Seeing that he hasn't contacted everyone since the accident and didn't update his circle of friends, he thought he would cut it off. It's a relationship, but I didn't expect to show affection again when I appeared again.

So everyone cheered and said, "It looks good."

"It can be salty but sweet, so handsome and cute."

"If you eat dog food, will you get a boyfriend next year?"

So He Jin, who was showing off just now, quickly deleted the photo, and sent another: Don't show it.

Everyone: "..."

You, as long as you are happy.

On the other hand, the boy still shows off the cuteness of the little orange in Jiugongge day after day, and sometimes sends out all kinds of blurred and extremely pixel-defying photos of himself, saying: Ah Ju took it, it looks good.

Later, one day, the boy sent out the Jiugongge again. This time, it was no longer a Q version of a small orange with leaves on its small arms, legs, legs, and head, but a blond boy in a warm orange sweater, leaving a meaningful sentence: Grow up... …