[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

"Ahhhhhh~ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh~~~~~~"

——This is not someone singing, but Chen Xiaolu's screams when he rolled down the steps.

As for why she screamed more and more strangely, she said——I don’t know Wang Zai,

Anyway, when she finally came to her senses, she was already lying on the platform between the steps. Fortunately, there was this existence, otherwise, if she rolled all the way down, she was worried that she would go straight to heaven...

Even luckier, she is a dog now... QAQ

The thick fur may not have any effect at all, at least it gave her a psychological comfort, something like this - I fell wrapped in a blanket...I fell wrapped in a blanket...not at all It doesn't hurt...it really doesn't hurt at all...Damn it,

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooah

"Are you okay?" A black figure quickly jumped to her side, his tone full of anxiety.

"not good!"

"..."

Chen Xiaolu, who was lying on the ground in place, rolled over and lay on his back, with one hand on his stomach and the other tremblingly stretched out: "Ah Chu..."

Guanyue: "..." It seems that it is not a big problem to be able to play tricks.

"Shouldn't you take over my hand right away at a time like this?!" Chen Qicaigou Xiaolu got angry, and this guy was too uncooperative, "Are you really the director?!"

"...I have never taken the kind of film you mentioned, and, are you really a hand?" Having said that, he still sighed softly, squatted down at the side, and stretched out a meat ball to catch it. Live on someone's pad, "What do you want to do?"

"Of course it's the last words!" She clearly put on a classic look!Sure enough, TV shows are all lies!

"..."

"After I die, you will burn me to ashes, and then eat calcium supplements with milk..."

"...Hey!" Isn't this the rhythm of a horror movie?

"Forget about Hanane and Hatsune, they should not lack calcium... and my hair! You can use it to make a black long straight wig, it must be very suitable for you... Every time someone asks you, you can Said 'it's not a wig, it's my wife's hair'..."

"...You're enough." He doesn't want to hear about seiyuu stalks anymore, okay?

"And my eyes, you can soak them in formalin and put them on the bed, so that you can fall asleep under my gaze every night... Ahhhhh what are you doing?" Chen Xiaolu who was giving his last words Suddenly screamed out.

Guan Yue who silently pushed her to the edge of the steps replied very calmly: "Let your words truly become your last words."

"...Ya Butterfly! I was wrong!!"

I have to say that someone's speed of admitting his mistakes was as fast as ever, and someone's husband also didn't hear any sincerity from it, but obviously, he couldn't really push this idiot off, so he just retracted. The meat pad patted her round head: "Don't say such things in the future."

"Hey?"

"There shouldn't be anyone more stupid than you in this world."

"What, what do you mean?" At this time, shouldn't he hold her little hand tenderly... No, it's the little claw who said, "My dear, what should I do without you?" !Why did you scold her instead?This ruthless man hum!

"...idiot." The black cat retracted the meat ball and held his forehead, his expression was full of trouble, "It means that I find that I have become used to helping people clean up the mess every day."

"Hey."

"It's too difficult and troublesome to want someone who can cause more trouble than you." Patting someone on the head again, "Do you understand what I mean?"

"It means..." Chen Xiaolu scratched his belly upturned, tilted his head and thought for a moment, then a light bulb suddenly lit up on his forehead unscientifically, "What would you do without me~~Your tears will be for you Wipe it off~~Who will help you hold the umbrella~~Comfort you when you are upset~~You are most afraid of being alone on a sleepless night~~" She sang this passage in Chinese, ahem, although the real situation is completely reversed, but... It doesn't matter, he doesn't understand anyway!

"……"shoot!Although I can't understand it, it doesn't prevent Guanyue from understanding the meaning of what his stupid wife said, "It's all causing noise pollution."

"...Are you qualified to say this? Guanyue Jun who never dared to go to KTV with me~"

"..." Killed with one blow!

That's right, the biggest weakness of the legendary director Guan Yue who is omnipotent is...

"Hey hey hey hey hey..." She covered her mouth and smirked, and the little feathers fluttered.

At this moment, there was a "squeak" sound from the top of the two of them, and Guan Yue's face changed: "It's not good, let's go."

And it wasn't until this time that Chen Xiaolu realized that the stone slab above had been automatically closed after she and Chu Ge entered, blocking the four chasing people outside.

Now it's turned on again.

She hurriedly struggled to get up, and ran down together with Ah Chu.

——It really hurts...

It seems that he still suffered some injuries after falling down before, but it is not unbearable. Compared with this, what is more troublesome is going down the steps.

It is said that "going uphill is easy and going downhill is difficult", if Chen Xiaolu didn't realize this much before, then now he just wants to burst into tears, running up the stairs with four legs is simply too cruel!Just looking at the long steps below, I feel that my legs are weak, as if I will fall down with top-heavy if I am not careful...

Fortunately, her luck has not yet reached the extreme tragedy.

Although I was full of apprehension, I "landed" safely in the end.

Feeling that the four feet finally stepped on the stable ground, Chen Xiaolu let out a long sigh of relief, but felt a little unaccustomed to it. After bouncing around for a while, he finally recovered.Looking back at the pitch-black steps, human beings are different from cats and dogs, they cannot see at night, and it may take a lot of work to get down, so she slowed down and asked the black cat next to her softly: "Ah Chu , what place do you say this is?"

"I don't know." Guan Yue shook her head.

"...Then what if we can't get out?" Chen Xiaolu instantly remembered the scene where the two lost their way in the "underground labyrinth" and finally died of thirst and starvation. The words "Help" were drawn on it... so cruel!

"What are you thinking about?" Guanyue's back felt cold, and he didn't need to look at him to know that his wife was probably thinking about some weird things again.

"If we can't get out..." Chen Xiaolu, who was immersed in sadness, sniffed and shouted with dedication, "You can eat me! Then carry my life on your back and continue searching..."

"...Who told you that you can't get out?"

"Hey?" Dear, this is different from what you said!

"Look at the traces left around, there should be people coming in and out here often."

"Yes, is it?" Chen Xiaolu glanced left and right—I'm sorry she didn't see anything, but it doesn't matter, anyway, thinking has never been her strong point, eating and sleeping are!However, "Is this the legendary arsenal?"

"Armory?"

"It's the kind that puts very precious weapons!" Chen Xiaolu began to try to give examples, "For example, Iron Broken Tooth!"

"..." Did she remember her own name?

"Holy Sword Excalibur!"

"..."

"Ah, or Gang Damu!"

"...How obsessed are you with the meme of Gundam?"

"Suddenly I'm so excited!" Chen Xiaolu stretched out a paw to cover his face, "Maybe there will be some plot where the magic sword recognizes its master! They say that I am the great devil who destroys the world or something."

"Do normal people wish they were the devil king?" Guan Yue said that she was powerless to complain.

"It's because of this that I can be a good friend who loves and kills with you!"

"...Where is the stalk?"

"Hey hey hey, I won't tell you!"

"Forget it." He didn't expect to know anyway.

As the journey continued, light finally appeared ahead.

For humans, maybe this is good, but for the moon-watching couple, this is really a tragedy-the danger of being discovered has also been greatly increased, not to mention that the presence or absence of lights has no effect on them now .

Along with the light, there is a three-way crossing.

"Which one should I choose?" Chen Xiaolu was troubled, and, "I always feel that there is something that I have overlooked..."

"Ignore?"

"Yes." Chen Xiaolu stood up with both feet, the other two claws behind his back, and walked back and forth, cos the big detective, "What is it? Did you find anything?"

"..." He found a dog walking upright.

"what!"

"what happened again?"

"I'm a dog!"

Guanyue·Meow·Chu immediately looked at this scene with black lines all over his head - a dog with colorful fur was bouncing around like a human while chanting like crazy, "I am a dog! I am a dog Ah! Yes, I am a dog!"

"...Did you realize this until now?"

"No, I just accidentally forgot."

"..."

Chen Xiaolu leaned over mysteriously: "Speaking of which, you are also a cat now, smell it carefully, do you think the smell is familiar?"

Although he was completely speechless, Guanyue actually smelled it: "This smell is..."

"Right, right!" Chen Xiaolu stretched out his meat pad and pointed to the road in the middle, "It smells like Brother Cun and Uncle Wenyi!"

"Don't give other people random nicknames that you don't understand."

"Don't you understand very well, hehehe." Qicai Gouguai laughed twice, "Speaking of which, Brother Cun seems to have asked Uncle Wenyi...cough cough cough, right? So, this place is..." Hey, what kind of trouble is going to change from an adventure drama to a love action movie in an instant? !

"Don't you dare not smile so obscenely?"

"Cough!" Chen Xiaolu rubbed his face, "Are you serious now? Then," she walked towards the middle road secretly, "Let's go."

But a certain cat grabbed the neck: "This is the right way." Go to the left.

"...Ya Butterfly!"