[Net King] Kneeling for a good person card 2

Chapter 94 What kind of buddy is this?

In a blink of an eye, the three returned to the silent courtyard again.

Nothing seemed to have changed.

Shinozu and Shiraishi still maintain the posture of "hand in hand and good friends", and Guan Yue and Chen Xiaolu, who temporarily recovered their human form during the game, also turned into cats and dogs again.

However, something has indeed changed.

such as--

"Chumiao, are you going to be cute again?" He held his heart in his mouth, "I'm so touched." Compared with the poisonous tongue, it seems that the ignorant Mengchu is better. He can bully whatever he wants, hehehehe ~

"..."

"Come on, give me one,"

"..."

"=3=What... oh," Chen Xiaolu hugged his fluffy face that was slapped, and looked at Guan Yuemiao who was retracting his meat ball in disbelief, "You..."

"What?" popped the paw.

"No! Nothing!" Why did tat suddenly recover...

In fact, it wasn’t sudden, it’s just that the description of the card is like this—it turns the person that the bearer misses most into a cat, and that person temporarily loses the ability to speak, memory, and IQ in the next few hours.

In short, it is completely brain-dead.

But even so, Guanyue · Brain-damaged Meow · Chu also found his seemingly normal wife who is no different from a brain-dead (...) by virtue of his amazing intuition and instinct, so I have to give him a thumbs up.

In addition to this side, another example——

"Yushi... Yushi... are you okay..." Shiraishi struggled to clenched Renzu's little hands, tears flickering, "It's my fault, I didn't protect you well."

Forbearance, finally no brain damage, Yushi: "..."

"Yushi! What's wrong with you? Talk to me!"

Forbearance. I feel that I might as well continue to be mentally disabled. Yushi: "..."

"No! What's the matter with you?! Yushi, don't scare me, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru, I'm so frightened by you that I'm jumping 'bang bang'!"

Shinozu felt that it would be better for him to die Yushi: "..."

——It’s not that he’s not strong enough, but that this reality is too cruel!

——Ah, as expected, it would be better to die...

——The sun is so beautiful today.

——Sunshine like today, can the world after death still see it?

--Ha ha.

Chen Xiaolu suddenly shook his body, and carefully asked the black cat beside him: "Ah Chu, do you feel cold?"

"No."

"Strange, then why do I feel..."

"That must be because you have committed too many crimes."

"..." Because of her husband's sharp complaints, Qicaigou almost went blind from crying, "Don't do this, it was a mistake made by being too stupid and naive back then!"

"..." She is not much better now, is she?Just read the so-called top prize article before...

"Yushi! Yushi! Take heart!" Shiraishi tried his best to get up and knelt down, and put Ninzuzu's head on his knee with tears streaming down his face, "What's wrong with you? Talk? Didn't you still have a lot of energy before?" What about changing the world together? Don’t abandon me..."

"..." Young man, you are making up the knife!

"Didn't it be agreed," Baishi held Renzuzu's hand and pressed it to his lips, "Do you want to be each other's angel?"

"He said this to Atobe!" Chen Xiaolu finally couldn't help complaining, "It seems to be called a 3P angel or something."

Guan Yue: "..." Stretched out his paw silently.

"Oh! I was wrong, you guys continue!"

"3P?" A contemptuous smile floated on the handsome young man's face, not to mention, this smile combined with that body shape, it really has a bit of "I'm short, so I want to chop off the legs of people all over the world" aura , "That's really weak! The goal of Yushi and I is to be taller, bigger and stronger!"

"..."

"Why don't you ask me what that is?!"

The other three: "..." They don't want to know at all, okay? !

"Hey, why don't you ask?" He looked with tears in his eyes.

Chen Xiaolu: "...What is that?"

"It's all the creatures in the world p!"

"...Hello!" Where's the morality?

"Yushi..." Shiraishi pressed Ninzuzu's little hands to his heart, "Didn't you agree to create a beautiful new world together? How could you go back on your word..."

Ninja Yushi spat out a mouthful of blood silently, he felt that he really couldn't die now.

That kind of ambition... don't want to know at all, okay? !

However, all the memories told him that it was true...really...really...really...after all, it would be better to die!

"Kang nosuke..."

"What, what?" Seeing that Ninzu reacted, Shiraishi was so excited, he wanted to find someone to chop off his leg to send to his friend on the spot!

"Do you have a knife?" Dying face.

"Knife?" Baishi thought for a moment, "Yes!" Then he groped around for a while, and found a machete, "I thought I could cut off the leg by the way, so I took it with me, who do you want to cut? "

Shinozu: "..." Why are you so obsessed with cutting off legs?No, this is not important anymore... qaq He silently picked up the knife and made a slight gesture.

——How does seppuku work?

- Left to right or right to left?

—Ah, is there anyone here to help him make a mistake?

——It hurts to hear that no one made a mistake.

—Forget it, let’s do it!

"Wait! Calm down!" Chen Xiaolu finally saw what Renzu was planning to do, and rushed forward, trying to snatch the knife from his hand, "Calm down! Calm down!"

"Leave me alone..." Renzu said that he was really stubborn.

How could it be possible for a teacup dog to struggle with human beings, so Chen Qicaigou Xiaolu was easily swung away. When she saw that she couldn't do it, her eyes turned red, she opened her mouth and said "oooooooo" and bit Renzu hands!

"Aw!" The Renzu boy trembled in pain, and the machete fell.

Chen Xiaolu nimbly stretched out the dog's paw, and patted it back: "Ah Chu!"

The black cat nodded, pressed the rolling knife with a pad of flesh, and patted it lightly, and it fell into the gap under the Japanese room and disappeared without a trace.

"Why don't you let me die! Why!" Renzu grabbed the colorful dog and shook it desperately.

Chen Xiaolu: "..." Is he possessed by Tezuka again?At this, such a time... you should say, "Calm down!"

"How do you make me calm down?"

"Think about Atobu!"

"..." Someone fell silent for a moment.

Chen Xiaolu stretched out his paw, and patted the young man's hand like a bosom friend: "When you are sad, think about Atobe; when you lose face, think about Atobe; when you want to die, think about Atobe. He is still strong alive, what are you dying for?"

"..."

"Do you know? He can't even do calculations with more than two digits. You are much better than him!" Chen Xiaolu persuasively said, "Come on, tell me, what is 11 plus 11?"

Ren Zuzu subconsciously said: "22."

"That's right, congratulations, two... No, you got the answer right!" Clapping, "You're so smart!"

"..."

Finally, the Renzu boy couldn't help but cried bitterly while hugging the colorful dog.

Little friend Guan Yue: "..." Is this all right?

Little friend Shiraishi: "...wait a minute, didn't Yushi just want to cut off his leg, but wanted to die? Why?" Well, this one hasn't figured out the situation until now.

And Chen Xiaolu, who silently clicked 2333 likes for his IQ, smiled silently. Although he seemed to be back to normal, how could it be possible for a long time of brain damage not to affect his IQ? Look, what a fool! #The sense of superiority in IQ is about to explode#

However, Atobe is really a good person, as long as he exists, everyone will be happy!

Just when everything seemed to have settled, Shiraishi suddenly spoke——

"Speaking of which, why haven't you guys come here? It's really too late."

"Little buddy?" Guan Yue, who retained his previous memory, remembered that this was the second time he mentioned this word, which meant, "Is there anyone else here besides you?"

"Of course!"

"..." A bad premonition floated in the boy's heart, "Who are they all?"

"Fuji Kurapika Shusuke and Xiangri Maehara Keiichi Taketo!"

Guan Yue: "..."

Renzu: "Mama, I want to go home!!!" From now on, he can no longer look directly at his partner, okay?No... To be specific, I can't look directly at all my teammates!

Chen Xiaolu: "!!!" Seiyuu memes are enough!

Forget about Fuji, Kurapika, and Shusuke... What are Xiangri, Keiichi Maehara, and Yueren?What is it? Hey!She felt that she finally understood why Xiang Ri was holding a hatchet in his hand, that was the standard "When the Chilling Cicadas Cry" stalk, hey!

But then again, shouldn't it be lucky that it's not Xiangri Kira Yamato Yueren?Otherwise, wouldn't he be driving a Gundam? !Are you going to pull her Chu brother to do Moon Watching · Aslan · Chu?If it's Sun Wukong, Yueren... Hehehehe, why don't we still drag her junior brother to watch the moon, Zhu Bajie, Chu!

A good gay friend will go away for the rest of his life... what a ghost!

It's a pity, what should come will always come, no matter what you can't hide...

"So it's here, Yushi, Kuranosuke."

"It's hard for us to find."

The two walked slowly from the bamboo forest not far away.

The boy on the left has dyed his flaxen hair golden, put on red contact lenses, and is wearing a blue and white national costume. That's right, this guy is the legendary one. Coola Pickup Zhou Zhu.

And the other person, although he didn't deliberately change the color of his hair and eyes, was only wearing the most common white shirt and black trousers, but he was carrying a hatchet that could not be ignored. That's right, he was the legendary Xiang Ri. · Keiichi Maehara · Yueren.

"Little friends!" Baishi was excited, "Are you finally here?"

Chen Xiaolu: "..." This is really the worst situation! ! !

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